Dreams of Jianghu and Junyan

Chapter 210 The Wedding Banquet That Cramps From Laughing

The wedding banquet in the evening was held in the lobby of the hotel. I don't know what went wrong. It didn't start until almost eight o'clock, and all the guests present were screaming hungry.

Xinyue sat at the main table and saw that the guests at the nearby tables were so hungry that they ate up the fruit plate, cold dish, and wedding candy on the table.

After finally waiting for the food to be served, the eyes of the guests lit up. What is the reincarnation of a hungry ghost?

Xinyue's stomach had already been growling, she put aside her reserve, picked up the chopsticks and picked up the braised pork on the table.

At this time, Ye Shiluo and Fang Yu showed up. They were wearing all red Chinese-style embroidered dragon and phoenix gowns, which looked a bit like the wedding dresses in the game.However, everyone may be starving and eating hard, which did not attract much attention.

The elegant master of ceremonies wore a black tuxedo suit, which was a bit out of place with the bride and groom's Chinese wedding dresses.

"Fang welcomes everyone to participate in the separation ceremony of the new boy and the new boy! Today is their big day! Happy couples, Nie Fangyin, the new boy, and the new girl!"

The emcee's articulation was a bit slurred, and he spoke with a strong local accent.However, what he said attracted the attention of most of the guests.

Everyone whispered in private: "Can't the master of ceremonies speak with his tongue straight?"

"It's an accent, it sounds like it's from my hometown."

"This is definitely a love rival who invited me to smash it."

There was a lot of discussion.

The master of ceremonies on the stage continued to calmly say: "The new boys are four good goose sacs, and the new boys are beautiful and cold. They are a natural pair of four, and the dead couples are blessed with this new pair!"

There were already a few young people at the table who couldn't hold back and laughed out loud, and some were holding back their laughter and taking videos with their mobile phones.

"I wish them the same suffering! Heaven and earth will last forever!" The master of ceremonies continued.

"Hahahaha." The guests laughed one after another. Everyone forgot to eat and laughed seriously. Some people had already laughed so hard that they slapped the table.

The master of ceremonies didn't realize his problem at all, and felt that he had brought the atmosphere of the scene very well, and even boasted: "The master of ceremonies found a good job, and everyone laughed."

Fang Yulu smiled awkwardly, she was a little helpless, this master of ceremonies was her distant relative and was strongly recommended by her father.

Ye Shiluo was suppressing his anger at this moment, clenched his hands into fists, and could explode at any time. He regretted that when Fang Yulu told him about the master of ceremonies that day, he said "whatever." After that, he only explained a few words, There was no dress rehearsal.

Since Xinyue was sitting at the main table and the elders at the same table, she also wanted to laugh, but she could only hold back.

The master of ceremonies continued to speak her lines: "Xinnan has always been the son of a bitch at home, and Xinliang is also the bitch daughter of his parents..."

"Hahahahahahaha!" There was another burst of laughter.

The son's wedding banquet became the laughing stock of everyone, and Ye Qingming's already dark face became even darker with anger.

Xinyue peeked at Han Yucui, but she was not angry, and she was covering her mouth to hold back her laughter.

"The two moles that the new man wants to tell Xinliang the most today! Which two moles are they?" The master of ceremonies continued to speak calmly.

"Hahahahaha!" Someone in the audience was already crying from laughter, Xinyue covered her mouth and suppressed her laughter, her tears were almost suffocated, but with so many elders at the same table, I really can't laugh, can't laugh , can't laugh.

She regretted sitting at the main table with Han Yucui, and now she was about to suffer internal injuries.

Of course, Ye Shiluo didn't answer the question asked by the master of ceremonies. He only hoped that the master of ceremonies would shut up immediately.

The master of ceremonies seemed to feel that he couldn't stand in the cold, so he continued, "Which two moles are you talking about?"

Everyone laughed more and more happily, and they were all so busy laughing that no one could spare time to pay attention to him.

The master of ceremonies had no choice but to ask and answer: "Look! Those two moles are on Xin Nan's and Xin Liang's faces, they are Buddhists!"

"Hahahahahaha!" There was another burst of laughter.

Xinyue held back her laughter, and saw a girl at the next table, holding her belly and shouting, "No, no, my stomach is cramping from laughing."

An uncle laughed so hard that his wig fell off, which made everyone laugh even more.

A boy next to him patted the table and laughed loudly: "Believe in Buddha, hahahahaha!"

The word "believe in Buddha" once again made everyone laugh, and the guests who had already laughed almost laughed again.Many people are already looking for tissues to wipe away tears from laughter.

"Pfft ha ha ha ha." Han Yucui at the main table finally couldn't hold back, and was the first to laugh.

"Hahahahahahaha!" Seeing her laughing, Xinyue didn't have to bear it any longer, and laughed heartily while wiping her tears.

Ye Shiluo saw the guests and Xinyue wiping away their tears, and was shocked to realize that the scene in his dream really happened, but he never expected it to appear in this form.

He was furious, grabbed the MC's chest clothes, pushed him to the backstage, and pointed at him with his index finger: "Shut up! Stay here and don't move. If I hear you talking again today, I will kill you!" Cut off the tongue and feed it to the dog!"

"No four, I haven't finished hosting yet." The master of ceremonies struggled to protest.

Ye Shiluo gave the master of ceremonies a hard look.

The master of ceremonies murmured to himself in a low voice: "Don't you say that the new man is very elegant? How can you make Si Jiangzi?"

Ye Shiluo said fiercely: "It seems that you don't want your tongue anymore, do you?"

The master of ceremonies immediately silenced, Ye Shiluo straightened her clothes and walked back to the stage.He cleared his throat: "I'm sorry, everyone, just now, the comedian we invited was improvising a funny joke for everyone to enliven everyone's atmosphere. Next, let's invite the bride to perform a song for everyone Guzheng "Phoenix Seeking the Phoenix"."

The staff set up a Guzheng for Fang Yulu. She sat gracefully by the side of the Guzheng, and her slender hands were also very flexible on the Guzheng. The rhythm of flowing clouds and flowing water calmed everyone. Back to normal.

"Next, I will invite the groom's younger sister to perform for everyone." Fang Yulu looked in Xinyue's direction with a harmless smile on her face.

Without any prior notice, is this intentional to catch her off guard and make a fool of herself in public?Is this Ye Shiluo's arrangement, or is Fang Yulu making her own claim?Han Yucui squeezed Xinyue's hand under the table, saying that she could find an excuse to refuse.

Xinyue looked around, and countless pairs of eyes were looking at her. Of course she can refuse, and she is not afraid of making a fool of herself, but it will make Ye Shiluo's wedding banquet an extra laughing stock, which she doesn't want to see.

But when it comes to acting, what are you going to do?Singing a cappella is inappropriate without prior preparation of accompaniment.I can't play the piano that I am good at right now, and my left hand is not good enough, even if I have a piano, I can only play with one hand.How to do?
(End of this chapter)