Two-dimensional Guide to Becoming a God

Chapter 53 The correct use of tea bag goddess

"This is?" Aqua looked at the big wooden barrel in Yang Han's room, and couldn't figure out his intention at all.

"This is the miraculous bath that I carefully prepared for you. It is not only good for the skin after soaking for a long time, but also smells very good. This bath can cover up your divine aura, so that you don't have to worry about attracting it in a short time. Monster. You can rest assured that I spent a lot of money to get this thing, and it won't do any harm to your body, it will only have innumerable benefits." Yang Han explained.

In fact, this is just a bucket of ordinary water with dyes and a proper amount of perfume. The reason why Yang Han did this is just to fool the stupid goddess in front of him.

"You mean you want me to do this in front of you, right?" Aqua stepped back vigilantly.

"Stupid, we've been getting along for a while, do you think I'm the kind of person who takes advantage of you? You can soak in your clothes, anyway, you can control the water, and evaporate the excess water from your body after soaking That's enough." Yang Han explained that he had already memorized these words fluently, and now all he needs to do is acting skills.And deceiving Aqua does not require great acting skills.

"Well, can you not take a bath, it will definitely be awkward to take a bath with clothes on, and I will definitely purify the water into a normal liquid if I soak in it..." Aqua was a little reluctant, although she didn't go to the bathing place at home Taking a bath is very enjoyable, and the water smells delicious, but she always feels that something is wrong.

"Stop talking nonsense. If you don't drink, I will take Huihui to other cities tomorrow. I don't want to be killed because you have attracted a lot of monsters one day. Of course, if you obediently soak for an hour, I will give it to you." Your pocket money..."

Yang Han played both soft and hard ways, and before he finished speaking, Aqua soaked the slippers in the barrel.A triumphant smile appeared on her face, as if she was telling Yang Han that in fact, my most fundamental purpose is to please you.

"You bastard..." Yang Han pretended to be angry, but he was also laughing in his heart.Xiao Mian, do you know what is the magic height of one foot and the height of one foot?You are so narrow-minded, I have predicted it a long time ago.

"You, you have already promised, but you will not regret it!"

"Tch, I got it. Soak it obediently, and I'll store water for you when you feel the water is cold. Recently, your task is to be a tea bag."

Looking at Aqua soaked in the wooden barrel, who looked like Qi Simi in the Touhou Project, the two had nothing to do, so they simply chatted.

In order to prevent Aqua from noticing the strangeness, Yang Han specifically picked out some things about Axis Cult to tell her.Although this is as boring to him as building blocks with a child, in order to achieve his goal, he has to do it.

Aqua was very comfortable soaking, after all, she didn't have to do anything, just stay in the barrel obediently.Persist in soaking for more than an hour every day, and after the end, you can get [-] Eris from Yang Han. This is indeed an easy job for Aqua.Compared to being swallowed four or five times by giant frogs to earn this money, she is quite content.

In the following period of time, Aqua's life became waking up to eat, take a bath, go out with money to play, come back after dark to eat, and sleep...

The original purpose of "taking a bath is to hide the sacred aura" has already been thrown away by the current Aqua.How could she care about those problems? Now she only knows that she doesn't have to do anything to get money every day, and Yang Han is much more kind when he treats herself than before. He answers honestly when he asks him, and complains about him , most of the other party will have a good temper and don't care about it.

Days like this continued, until one day, Aqua finally expressed dissatisfaction: "Yang Han, why do you only let me soak it once a day? Don't you know that the effect of a medicine will become less effective after a long time? I ask Soak twice a day!" On this day, Aqua still refused to come out after taking a bath, and suggested while staying in the wooden barrel.

"What? Twice a day, how much will I have to spend? You guys are getting more and more aggressive recently, no way." Yang Han refused righteously, but he was happy in his heart.

"But, but I'm short of money recently. Otherwise, I'll take two baths a day and charge you less. How about [-] Eris twice?" Aqua looked at Yang Han nervously. , seems to be very worried that the other party will reject him.

"Oh, you really are. Well, it's only [-] yuan. I won't give you any more points. You should also control your own expenses. You spend tens of thousands of Eris every day. The average adventure team You can only earn so much in a day!"

The contract was concluded, and while Aqua was in high spirits, Yang Han made even more money.Seeing Aqua thanking him repeatedly and smiling obediently at him in the bucket, Yang Han suddenly felt that this guy is so cute, and it turns out that Kazuma in the anime just can't use her!

As usual, Yang Han, who took Huihui out to release the explosion, went home and let the goddess of tea bags soak for more than four hours, and then quietly came to Wiz's shop in the evening with a lot of holy water.

"Welcome! Ah, Brother Yang Han, you are really on time!" Wiz smiled a lot recently. With Yang Han's daily punctual delivery and some sales guidance from him, she finally no longer needs to drink plain water and eat bean sprouts up.

"Well, the holy water is all in this scroll. It's still the same, two hundred liters! Recently, I heard that the royal capital will also purchase a large amount of holy water, right? During this time, we will sell it in bulk to merchants in different urban areas. Don't hold your breath. Sell ​​them all at a low price, don't worry about selling slowly, and stabilize the price of the holy water." After entering the store, he and Wiz walked to the warehouse behind the store, and Yang Han guided her while walking.

"Brother Yang Han, I really don't know how to thank you. Such a high-quality holy water is sold to me in bulk at a low price..."

"Stop, Sister Wiz, you have said this more than twenty or thirty times, right? We are good friends, and even brothers and sisters in name. I will get angry if we see each other again."

"But with such a price, is it okay for Brother Yang Han? The supplier will definitely be dissatisfied with this price, right?"

"Dissatisfied? Hahaha, the person who supplied the goods is happy now. It would be better to say that she would be dissatisfied if we don't let her sell like this." It seems that Wei Zi's words touched Yang Han's point of laughter, making him express himself I laughed heartily.

Now the money Yang Han earned from using Aqua's bath water is already enough to buy that promising house, and even the poor prodigal shopkeeper Wiz has already paid for it, so one can imagine how much he earned. How many.

The reason why he didn't move was because he was worried about any uncontrollable changes, not to mention there would be a private bathroom after moving, and there would definitely be uncontrollable factors in keeping Aqua's bath water by then.He now has an income of nearly ten million every day, which is simply the most profitable business in the world.

(End of this chapter)