Big Islander 2

Chapter 382 Stupid Apprentice

"Wow, I know you, and I've heard your voice, isn't your name a wild duck—sorry, it should be a pheasant!" Joanna's face was full of excitement, obviously she really recognized the pheasant.

Mr. Pheasant was rather depressed. He lied to the little girl for money and was recognized in person. Even a thick-skinned pheasant was somewhat embarrassed: "Quack, am I famous?"

Joanna moved closer to the pheasant, and hugged it in her arms: "Of course, I have watched the live broadcast of the Pheasant Awards, and I am going to donate 100 million—"

"Really?" Pheasant couldn't help being shocked.

"But my father doesn't agree." Joanna pouted her lips, looking sexy and cute.

The pheasant broke free from her arms: I don't have any money, why bother with you, isn't this a waste of time.

While they were wrangling, the soldiers who returned with Joanna were all disarmed by Daxing. So far, the entire mercenary army was wiped out.These soldiers were puzzled: it was unacceptable that they could not handle a few natives even though they were fully armed. What made them feel ashamed was that many of them were subdued by a chimpanzee.

"Let us go quickly, otherwise our large troops will come here soon and kill you all!" The officer was tied to a tree, still shouting.

Tang Jide scratched the back of his head: "Don't worry, I will definitely arrange a good place for you. The Qingqing Grassland is short of miners. You are all strong and fit, but you have to prove in advance that you will not be rewarded."

For these guys, reform through labor is the best way.I believe that in the melting pot of miners, they will be smelted into steel.

So Xiao Xiami took out the satellite phone, contacted Friday, and asked him to come here to detain someone.The Wenda area is located on the edge of northern South Africa, far from the Qingqing Grassland.But now there are already several helicopters in Qingqing Grassland, just drive over directly.

Unknowingly, the sky was bright, and the old and vigorous Mr. Chief gathered all the people in the tribe, and then the wizards in the tribe began to hold sacrificial ceremonies, jumping and screaming crazily.Tang Jide thought they were celebrating a victory, so he folded his arms and watched the excitement.

But watching and watching, I suddenly saw those natives gathered around him, and then hula-la all prostrated themselves on the ground; while the chief took a string of simple bone necklaces from his neck and wanted to go to Tang Jide Wrap around the neck.

This is—isn't this going to give up the chief's seat to me?Tang Jide couldn't help but panicked, and waved his hands again and again, indicating that he disagreed.But the matter that the Elephant Tribe has collectively passed cannot be left to him at all.

There is no way, Tang Jide can no longer pretend.But it's a bit shocking to restore the original appearance under the eyes of everyone.So he asked Daxing to get a bowl of water from a golden bowl and began to scrub his skin.Soon, the pitch-black skin turned into yellow skin, and he scratched his face twice, made a ball and threw it on the ground, and his appearance returned to its original appearance.

The aborigines of the Elephant Man tribe were dumbfounded, and even the soldiers were stunned. Among them, the officer was the most shocked: it turned out to be him, I should have thought of it when I saw the chimpanzee.It's just falling into their hands, it's not wrong at all——

Tang Jide called the black translator over: "You help me translate, just say that I am the owner of Peach Blossom Island, so I cannot be their chief."

The interpreter was treated better than those soldiers, and he was not tied up. After hearing the name Peach Blossom Island, he was obviously stunned for a moment, then nodded again and again, and explained to Mr. Chief and the others.

"Wow, you are the owner of Datou Island, my idol. I didn't expect to see you here, and you really didn't disappoint me!" Joanna shouted excitedly, and threw herself on Tang Jide.Big Brother was caught off guard, and was thrown to the ground by her.I just heard Joanna still chatting endlessly: "Idol, your big-name drug is amazing, it can cure cancer, and it can also cure AIDS. I just want to invent a new drug that will benefit the world like you, so I came here .Also, your Datou brand hair removal spirit is also good, I have been using this brand—"

"Let's stand up and talk, shall we?" Tang Jide was speechless: This girl is too sincere!
Only then did Joanna realize that the posture was a bit indecent, so she got up from the ground, her face flushed slightly, but she still held Tang Jide's hand and refused to let go, for fear that he would disappear.I have to say that this girl still really admires Big Brother.

For such a simple and kind girl, Tang Jide still prefers her personality.So he nodded, wanting to say a few words of encouragement, but thinking about her actions, he didn't know how to speak, so he couldn't encourage her to use violence.

After communicating with the chief for a while, the translator finally got an answer: Because Tang Jide does not belong to the Elephant Human Race, he naturally cannot succeed the Chief, but Mr. Chief said that he will always be a friend of the Elephant Human!

Regarding the promise made by the indigenous tribes, Tang Jide knew that this was simply a promise.So he also walked up to the chief, opened his arms, and hugged him tightly. However, Mr. Chief's hug back was stronger, and Tang Jide was almost out of breath.

Afterwards, Mr. Chief tapped the cover on Tang Jide's chest again, grinned and said something.Tang Jide looked at the interpreter, only to hear him translate: "Mr. Chief said, with your tricks, you are really qualified to be one of their clansmen."

"Of course!" Tang Jide couldn't help being overjoyed, this is the best evaluation of a man.

"But Mr. Chief said that as long as you live here for a while, you will definitely change to a bigger cover." The translator continued.

Brother Big Head couldn't help scratching the back of his head, not knowing how to answer, so he could only hehe a few times.Although he would love to add some more size, he is a little worried about getting in the way.In fact, men's ambitions in that area are also infinitely inflated.

"Idol, why don't you just make a test product once, and treat it as a dedication to men all over the world. Don't worry, I will follow up the whole process and record some data at any time." Joanna was already in despair, but unexpectedly because of the appearance of her idol But with a turning point, as an enthusiastic scientific researcher, she will not let go of this opportunity anyway.So, he took out a measuring tape from his tool bag and shook it in front of Tang Jide.

Big Brother was completely defeated by her: You look like you are not married yet, okay——

But going on like this is not a solution, maybe this crazy girl will ask those elephants to help keep records.For the sake of her infatuation, Brother Datou decided to help her: "Okay, I allow you to participate in scientific investigations in this area, but I will call an expert from Peach Blossom Island to preside over the work, and you will give him Be an assistant, all scientific research results belong to Peach Blossom Island."

Judging from Joanna's appearance, she is less than 20 years old, and judging from her temperament, she is relatively naive and can't take the lead. Of course, Tang Jide can't give her full responsibility for this matter.

"Great, as long as I can develop this new drug, I will be satisfied!" Joanna really doesn't care about fame and fortune, which Tang Jide also appreciates, because this quality is the result of an excellent scientific researcher. should have.

At this time, Yeji finally couldn't help interjecting: "Silly girl, you are so enthusiastic, are you preparing for your future husband?"

"Ignore you—" Joanna's face was flushed, and she was a little shy about jokes like pheasants.

This girl is funny—the pheasant smirked again: "Why don't you just be Datou's apprentice, anyway, he also accepted several female apprentices. Wrong, it should be said that his apprentices are all female!"

Originally, the pheasant was joking, but Joanna took it seriously, her big eyes flashed for a while, and then she cupped her fists at Tang Jide: "Master, accept me!"

Oh oh oh, Daxing came over and turned Joanna's hands upside down, indicating that she had turned them upside down when she clasped her fists just now.Joanna stuck out her tongue: "I learned this from TV."

"That's right, Daxing didn't teach you how to turn your hand against the awning." Yeji likes to make trouble for Datou, and seeing him scratching his head and worrying at the moment, brother Yeji's heart is always open.

Tang Jide hesitated for a while: "My apprentices are all Chinese, and I haven't confiscated foreign apprentices yet. I declare in advance that my old profession is a cook, and I have nothing to teach you. On the contrary, we have many old professors in Taohua Island. If you want to learn, I can help you introduce it."

He also saw that Joanna was obsessed, and scientific workers just needed this kind of obsessive spirit, so he wanted to help Peach Blossom Island draw this talent who is not yet a talent.

"It's better to be your apprentice. I like Chinese food the most." Joanna is actually smart. If she becomes the island owner's apprentice, she won't be walking sideways on Peach Blossom Island.

As a result, Big Brother's mountain gate opened again, and Joanna, a foreign apprentice, was added.However, according to the original rankings of those disciples, he re-named Joanna as "Joanna", at least it sounds similar to Hai Bobo and Chen Yiyi.

"Hungry. Eat, eat!" The pheasant began to call again.Then the elephant people in the tribe started to get busy, and Mr. Chief was also in a good mood, so he specially asked someone to kill a half-sized wild boar to celebrate.

Looking at people holding pottery bowls, gurgling and drinking bright red warm pig blood, some even added some vegetable dyes to the pig blood, and then smeared each other's faces.In the end, even Qiao Nana painted two bright red cheeks, making her look more like a silly girl.

Seeing that only a little earth salt was put in when the meat was being cooked, Tang Jide took out a packet of seasoning and sprinkled it in, and the smell immediately rang out.Qiao Nana sniffed and praised: "Master is indeed a chef, I will be lucky in the future!"

Could it be that he has found another foodie apprentice—Big Brother is very depressed.But then the chief also came to ask him about the seasoning, and Tang Jide explained it to him through a translator.Mr. Chief was a little disappointed when he learned that none of these seasonings were locally produced.

Collecting local materials has always been Tang Jide's strong point, so he assured the chief that after the meal, he would lead him and the wizard to walk around and prepare some suitable seasonings.

The chief was overjoyed, he seemed more excited than eating a cool bar, and he swore for a while.After a translation, I found out that I happened to take Tang Jide to see rados, but these things are becoming less and less nowadays, and whether I can find them depends entirely on luck.

Qiao Nana listened for a while, then excitedly put her arms around Tang Jide's neck, and swayed around twice: "Master, you must take me there!"

"Will you wash off your red face first, it looks silly." Tang Jide really had nothing to do with her.

"Obey!" Qiao Nana took out a towel from her bag, soaked it in water and began to wipe her face.But after rubbing it for a long time, it almost broke the skin, but the top of the face is still red.You know, things made by indigenous people are sometimes very effective.This paint will not fade within a few months.

Seeing that Qiao Nana was about to cry, Ye Ji comforted her with good intentions: "Although it looks a little silly, but it's silly to be silly. A silly master leads a silly apprentice, and it's a good match—"

(End of this chapter)