Big Islander 2

Chapter 378 Cool
Because he couldn't speak, Tang Datou had to keep making gestures, but it was really not an easy task to figure out such a complicated thing as a rip-off. He took out a canned drink from his backpack and gestured in front of Tang Jide for a long time.

Sending off beggar Hanako, I really thought I was an aborigine I had never seen before, didn’t I—— Tang Jide was so angry that he was dazed by his shaking, he snatched it up and threw it far away into the bushes.

The little devil also secretly wondered: This native is not easy to cheat. If it were someone else, the deal would have been happy. I once exchanged an empty beer bottle for an ore containing diamonds.So he took out a few more banknotes and continued to dangle in front of Tang Jide.

Tang Jide got angry when he saw the head portrait on the banknote: You used Japanese yen to fool me, you really think I don't know how to count, don't you?And what you are taking is still a few thousand yen with Noguchi Hideyo's face on it, so you have to replace it with Fukuzawa Yukichi (the face on the ten thousand yen)——

He also grabbed it and threw it on the ground, and stepped on it a few times with his big foot to express his disdain.The little dwarf was furious, after all banknotes also represent the dignity of a country.But it is obviously unreasonable to talk to a barbarian, so a blond foreigner next to him took out a wad of dollars and handed it to Tang Jide.

Tang Jide grinned happily, and stretched out his thumb to the other party, then happily took the banknotes, and then stretched out his hand to the other party, indicating that the banknotes are not enough, and more money is needed.

"This savage can actually distinguish banknotes. Whoever calls the natives stupid is even more stupid than the natives!" The little dwarf was completely defeated, and desperately picked up the yen on the ground.

Finally, with a smile on his face, Tang Datou retracted his hand after being piled with a thick stack of dollars in satisfaction, and then sat on the ground and began to count the money one by one.

That's right, counting five to ten, he first divided every five banknotes into piles and placed them on the floor.The members of the inspection team felt infinite contempt: If you were given [-] million, you would have to move from the South Pole to the North Pole!
After finally waiting for Tang Jide to finish the investigation, the black translator turned back to the topic and asked Tang Jide to take off the cover. Several people beside him had prepared cameras and video cameras. It seemed that the 1 yuan was not so good.

Brother Big Tou also has some psychological barriers, but thinking about the transformation of this body, not his own, he calmly took off the cover.Those people crowded in front of him and watched carefully, their eyes widened and their mouths opened wide.

Hahaha——The little dwarf of the island country finally couldn't help it, and let out a wild laugh, as if he had discovered the funniest thing in the world.Several other people also looked strange, staring at the long condom in Tang Jide's hand in a daze.

"This is the smallest one I've ever seen!" The little dwarf pointed to Tang Jide's crotch, out of breath with a smile, as if he had also found an incomparable sense of superiority, because in this elephant man's crotch, the sagging Something as thick as a small finger is about the size of a cucumber button, and not much bigger than a child's.This is the Elephant Man, who is known as the Elephant Man with the nose of an elephant, should he be called the Rabbit Tail Clan!
The little man who has found his self-esteem must of course laugh at this big black guy, not only that, but the camera in his hand is also snapping.In this case, he must keep it as a commemoration, and he can feel how great he is at a glance.

"We have all been deceived by this thick and big cover—" There was also a woman in the expedition team who could not bear this kind of deception, so she proposed to go home.

Although the black interpreter kept swearing that the real elephant man must not be like this, the guy in front of him must be sick.But no one in the inspection team believed him anymore, and they all started to retreat along the way they came.

"Brother, it's better to cut that stuff up and feed it to the chickens!" Seeing his salary shrinking rapidly, the black guide cursed Tang Jide, and hurriedly chased him away.

Finally, the pheasant couldn't help it, and laughed for a while: "Big head, you are really bad. If those elephants know about this, they will really turn you into a eunuch."

Tang Jide read a few long long long words, and the little friend returned to its original size like a wishful golden cudgel.Then he said to the pheasant: "I am helping them, okay, this kind of peaceful life, it is best not to be broken by outsiders."

That's right, many indigenous peoples are gradually being assimilated by the outside world, thus losing their original traditions and characteristics. I don't know if this is a kind of progress or a kind of sadness.In fact, it’s not just indigenous peoples, even some peoples in some developing countries in the world today, aren’t they abandoning the wealth and treasures that originally belonged to their people?
The many nations in the world are definitely not carved out of the same mold. The world is more colorful because of its diversity.While developed countries are working hard to protect and develop their national culture and traditions, backward regions are gradually losing them.Maybe one day they will look back and look for them, but those lost have been submerged in the long river of history.

Tang Jide stood in the bushes, thinking quietly. His thoughts seemed to have passed through this vast grassland, extended to farther places, and even the whole world, passing through time and space...

"Quack, big head, I want to remind you of one thing—" Tang Jide's thoughts were interrupted by the interruption of the pheasant, and he snorted a few times in dissatisfaction: "Didn't you see that I was thinking about a profound philosophical question?"

The pheasant shook its wings: "What I want to say is, should you put that thing on first—"

Tang Jide looked at the cover in his hand, quickly put it on, and tied it to his belly, and kept complaining: "Pheasant, you must have done it on purpose, why didn't you remind me earlier. I said that I feel more and more cool Woolen cloth."

Amid Tang Jide's complaints, the pheasant spread its wings and flew away in the direction where Xiao Xiami and the others were going.Brother Big Head had no choice but to straighten his back and walk along the road just now.

Sure enough, at the place where the Elephants were encountered just now, a group of native big men appeared again, they surrounded Tang Jide and looked him up and down.From the appearance, this person should be of the same clan, but his face is a bit raw, could it be that he is a visitor from another tribe?

They asked Tang Jide aloud, and Brother Big Tou pretended to be dumb.In the end, there was nothing to do, a big black man simply took off Tang Jide's cover to check it - it is said that this thing really cannot be faked.

Although compared with them, it is a little smaller, but the outside world certainly does not have such a large size.After the verification, they completely regarded the fake Tang Jide as their own family.

Tang Jide also had to sigh in his heart: Thanks to my hardware is still up to standard!

Although they don't belong to a tribe, the elephant people are still very united with their fellow tribesmen. One of the big black men led the way and led Tang Jide to the tribe's camp.This guy was very enthusiastic, and kept chattering with Tang Jide as he walked, so the big brother had no choice but to nod his head.

"Cry, cry", when he walked to a big tree, the big black man yelled a few times, the pronunciation was similar to "cry", to Tang Jide's ears, Brother Big Tou couldn't help feeling a little puzzled in his heart: okay What are you crying for?

Then I saw the big black man breaking off a piece of bark from the tree and stuffing it into Tang Jide's hands, muttering something for a while.Tang Jide saw him gesturing to the cover on his belly from time to time, and couldn't help but feel moved. Could this be the secret of the Elephant Human Race?
So I quickly wrapped the bark with plant essence, and slowly realized the material composition inside.He also figured it out, probably this kind of tree is called "crying" by elephant people.Suddenly, Brother Big Head trembled, and he clearly felt that there were some special substances in the bark, which he had never experienced in any plant before.It should be said that Brother Datou once tasted herbs, and his footprints have spread all over the world, so there are relatively few substances that he has not experienced.This also indirectly proves a problem: this kind of plant called Kuiba should be a local specialty, and it does not grow in other places.

This should be some kind of substance that can promote the development and growth of the immune system. If it is taken for a long time, it will definitely have a miraculous effect, and it is a pure natural plant medicine, which is not harmful at all.On the contrary, it has a very good protective effect on internal organs such as the heart, liver and kidney. If a new drug can be developed from this, men all over the world will be crazy about it!
Such a good thing, how can it be called "cry", a man should laugh when he sees it, it's better to call it cool.Think about its efficacy, cool enough, right?
Restraining the excitement in his heart, Tang Jide secretly made up his mind: No matter what, he must bring back a sapling of this kind. He believed that with his ability, he would definitely be able to survive and reproduce.

The big black man obviously saw Tang Jide's excitement, so he curled his lips, patted Tang Jide's shoulder vigorously, and chatted with him for a while.It roughly means: The reason why your thing is smaller is that you eat less in the cool bar, and maybe you are a doormat in your original tribe.But don't worry, when you come to us, open your belly and eat.

While talking, he indicated that Tang Jide can enjoy it now.But looking at the dry bark, Brother Big Head grinned a little: Is it back to the era of eating grass roots and bark?

But the big black man was watching, so he had no choice but to tear off a piece of bark and throw it into his mouth.Fortunately, the juice of this kind of bark is relatively rich, and it is not as unpalatable as imagined, basically like chewing brown sugar.

After swallowing all the bark in his stomach, Tang Jide gave the big black man a thumbs-up to show his gratitude.In the end, he saw a sly smile on the other party's simple and honest face. At first, the big-headed brother thought it was a mistake, but after a hot current began to surge in the lower abdomen, the big-headed brother suddenly realized: there is something inside this thing. Containing that aspect of hormones, the effect of strengthening yang is stronger than that of Xiaolan pills. This big black man is going to see my joke!

Whoever said that the aboriginals are real, it is even more powerful to deceive people—— Tang Jide groaned in his heart, he just tricked a group of inspection groups, but now he was tricked by a big native, is this considered retribution——

(End of this chapter)