Big Islander 2

Chapter 221 Who has the last laugh

Seeing Tang Jide and Xiao Xiami fell to the ground, Daxing opened the door of the car and was about to go down to rescue them, but was stopped by the pheasant: "Big head used to be an expert in drug addiction, how could he be so easy to get tricked?"

In the car in front, the doctor also stopped Tevez: "Remember, never underestimate your opponent."

After finishing speaking, he tapped the keyboard a few more times, and then two mechanical arms stretched out from the back of the car. Both were more than two meters long, and there was a connection every few centimeters, which could ensure that the mechanical arms could move in any direction.The front end completely simulates a human hand, but it is much larger than the palm of an ordinary adult. Anyway, it will be no problem to grab Tang Datou by the waist with one hand.

At the same time, the car quickly started backing up, and the robotic arm shone with a faint blue light in the air, like a pair of claws in the dark night, getting closer and closer to Tang Jide and Xiao Xiami.

Ooooh - the big star in the RV is a little restless.

In a blink of an eye, the mechanical arm had already grabbed Tang Jide and Xiao Xiami, but with two clicks, the mechanical arm fell to the ground like a severed arm, completely losing contact with the car.The mechanical arm, which was originally flexible like a spirit snake, has completely turned into a dead snake.

"This is—" Tevez couldn't help holding his head with both hands, feeling cold all over his body, as if falling into an ice cellar. If he had gone down to fetch someone just now, would he have suffered the same fate?
In his shocked eyes, he saw the two people standing up holding hands, and the big-headed man gestured with his middle finger.Brother Big Head is really in a good mood now, and the place where the rattan whip was burned has finally been recovered.In this man-machine battle, win a round.

"Ouye—the score is 1-1 now. The competition is about to enter a fierce stage. Whoever wins, whoever loses, listen to the advertisement first. The products of the big head brand, the quality is guaranteed. The products produced by the big head must be high-quality products!" The pheasant said again Start talking nonsense, it is even more lively than the thrilling confrontation outside.

After a brief silence, the two sides finally fought again.This time, Dr. Downey, who was originally calm and calm, also looked gloomy and secretly ruthless. He wanted to teach this big guy a lesson, and broke the mechanical arm that he had painstakingly researched. There was a lot of hard work of him in it. .

Tang Jide also felt the same way. His cane whip was nourished with plant essence almost every day. It was like his third hand. Now that his fingers were burned off, it is no wonder he didn't feel distressed.

So this time, both sides acted with anger.I saw that the car was like a spinning top, rushing towards Tang Jide and the two of them.If someone is watching, they will find that there is a disc protruding from the chassis of the car and supporting the ground, and the four wheels are already suspended, so the car will travel in this abnormal way.

"Damn, the tortoise shell used an invincible bastard trick, now the big head and the little shrimp are in trouble, they can only fly into the sky!" The pheasant watched the thrilling battle scene, and even forgot to insert the advertisement.

Sure enough, Tang Jide and Xiao Xiami were like two big birds in the night sky, flying more than ten meters into the air, avoiding the collision of the car.But Dr. Downey obviously also had a back hand. The sunroof of the car was opened, and a large pitch-black net was silently opened in the night.

"It's hard to fly, catch them, hahaha——" Wood and Tevez laughed at the same time.They knew that the net developed by Dr. Downey could change with the changes of the external environment, almost to the point of being invisible. Of course, the two people in midair were caught.

Even Dr. Downey had the urge to laugh out loud: "There is a famous saying in Huaxia, called Tianwang Huihui, not missing anything, see where you flee—hahaha——"

Finally, Dr. Downey couldn't hold back the joy of victory, and burst out laughing, and he couldn't stop laughing.Also laughing heartily were his two assistants.

I got the trick—Dr. Downey is still awake in his heart. With his temperament, he has long been able to control his emotions, but now he is laughing non-stop. This is definitely not his intention, but his body is out of control A gut reaction.

Amidst the loud laughter, Tang Jide and Xiao Xiami also fell to the roof of the car.After realizing that there was an invisible net around him, he knew that he had also been tricked.But no matter whether he cut it with a knife or corroded it with green liquid, he couldn't break through the net. I really don't know what material this strange net is made of.

"Unexpectedly, it turned out to be a loss for both sides. Now Dr. Bird has a half-step madness with a smile, and Datou and the others are caught. But the situation is slightly favorable for Datou. After all, as long as Dr. Bird faints from laughter, Datou and the others will definitely have a way to get out. Next is the advertising time——" Seeing that the situation is favorable to its own side, Pheasant is free to advertise again.

But it seemed that Dr. Downey in the car had also heard his explanation, and saw his trembling fingers reaching for a button on the computer.But the incessant laughter made his body tremble unceasingly, such a simple movement could not be completed.

Dr. Downey also knew that now was the critical moment of success or failure, so he didn't dare to hold back any more. He raised his finger tremblingly and poked at himself.Now he could barely control his fingers, so he didn't care where to poke, and ended up poking his crotch desperately.

A burst of blue electric light was transmitted from the finger to the whole body. Under the stimulation of the current, the doctor's mouth stopped laughing, which also made him briefly regain control of the body, and finally pressed his finger on the key.Then, leaning back on the seat, he continued to laugh wildly.

His efforts soon paid off, and saw that the net began to shrink, and it became tighter and tighter, gradually strangling into Tang Jide's flesh.But Xiao Xiami is a little better, she is protected by Tang Jide in his arms, so she is not wearing a fishnet outfit for the time being.

The wires are as thin as silk, and they cut into the flesh like a knife.And the network cable is extremely tough. Looking at this posture, it must be tightening the flesh, bones and internal organs, and finally completely cut Tang Jide and Xiao Xiami into a pile of flesh and blood.

At this time, Tang Jide didn't dare to hold back any more. He saw the rattan whip automatically weave into a dense cage, which was tightly attached to him and Xiao Xiami, and finally propped up the knife-like network cable into a small cage. There is a small gap; while he and Xiao Xiami are like silkworm babies wrapped in silkworm cocoons, struggling in the cocoon, waiting for the moment when the cocoon turns into a butterfly.

For a while, the network cable and the rattan whip formed a wonderful balance, but the plant essence in Tang Jide's body was constantly consumed, while the network cable seemed to have endless power.So if this tug-of-war continues, the outcome is really hard to predict.

Soon, Xiao Xiami also saw the key to the problem, so he also joined the battle group and resisted the oppression of the network cable with Uncle Big Tou.Tang Jide finally found time and began to continuously absorb plant essence from the lawns and big trees beside the street to supplement the huge consumption.

As time went by, the laughter of the three people in the car became more and more terrifying, and in the end, it was like howling ghosts and wolves.The laughter drifted out through the open skylight, and was sent out in the silent night, which made people feel a little creepy.

Finally, lights came on in some of the surrounding rooms, and then there was the sound of doors being opened, and men swearing softly.But for the time being, no one dared to come over to check, but some dogs rushed over barking wildly, probably the owner let them go on purpose.

Looking at all kinds of dogs, big and small, there was a smile in Xiao Xiami's eyes: her reinforcements have finally arrived, as long as more and more dogs support her, the life essence in her body will be able to thrive. endlessly.

The barking of the dogs stopped soon, and the dogs all lay quietly around the car, forming several circles, and refused to go back no matter how their owners called them.

"Rang Rang, Rang Rang, good dogs don't get in the way!" Pheasant and Daxing also got out of the RV, Pheasant still yelling.Now that both Tang Jide and Dr. Downey have lost, it's time for him and Daxing to make contributions.

Woooooooooo—the dogs growled threateningly at the pheasant, but at the behest of Xiao Xiami, they still gave way to a passage, so that Daxing and the pheasant also climbed onto the hood of the car.Big Star tried to untie the network cable with his little paw, but was unsuccessful.

And the pheasant has already started shouting into the car through the sunroof: "Dr. Bird, if you don't want to die laughing, let them go! Otherwise, this turtle shell will be your grave!"

Quack quack - Dr. Downey's weird laughter came from the car. Although he could hear the pheasant's speech, he couldn't make any response.

The pheasant got angry when he heard it: "You dare to imitate me, you are also a parrot, you can imitate your tongue, don't you, Da Xing, go in and clean him up!"

It's just that the skylight was too narrow, Da Xing could only stretch his long arms in, and patted Dr. Downey's face. As a result, one of the doctor's eyeballs fell out with a slap.

Daxing was also taken aback, and quickly withdrew his paws.The pheasant couldn't help complaining a few words: "Vassily, you're too aggressive. Did you learn this from your natal brother?"

At this time, a golden light flashed through the sunroof, and Ban Ban got into the car, ready to take revenge.Although its small paws were still wrapped into small fists with gauze, its big die was not a vegetarian, and it wandered back and forth on the doctor's head, looking for the target to bite.

At this moment, Dr. Downey was frightened to death, but he could only laugh hoarsely.Fortunately, Xiao Xiami stopped Banban in time and did not tell him to commit murder.And Banban angrily picked up the eyeball that fell on the seat, and the big die clicked, turning the eyeball into a pile of broken parts.

"So it's fake—" Ye Ji saw a few small springs protruding from the eyeballs, and then realized that Comrade Vasily was wrongly blamed just now.

At this time, there were already some figures shaking in the distance, and Xiao Xiami didn't dare to neglect any longer, and began to negotiate with Dr. Downey. Her request was simple: let them go, and then remove the hidden dangers from the pheasant.In exchange, she will also remove their guffaw status.

Dr. Downey was eager to agree, but unfortunately he couldn't express it.Fortunately, Xiao Xiami was considerate, first gave him the antidote for half-step epilepsy with a smile, Mr. Doctor finally stopped laughing, and then slumped on the seat like mud, he finally realized today that laughing can be so tiring .

After resting for a while, the doctor pressed a few buttons on the computer, and the invisible big net was finally returned to the car, and Tang Jide and Xiao Xiami finally regained their freedom.

"Big head, now you have slipped through the net—la la la—" the pheasant was still joking, and then a strong electric current came from the car body. Under the electric shock, the pheasant trembled like chaff.

Dr. Downey in the car showed a smile on his face: "It's not sure who will have the last laugh!"

Beside him, the laughter of his two assistants continued, it seems that they must be the last laughers——

(End of this chapter)