Big Islander 2

Chapter 219 Alex has a big head

Chapter 219 Alex has a big head
The night in New York Harbor is as busy as the day, but there are always some places along the coast of dozens of miles that are not illuminated by lights.And in these dark places, there are usually some dark things happening.

For example, at this very moment, a middle-aged man and a tall, slender young girl quietly emerged from the sea and climbed onto the pier.The man has brown curly hair, a straight nose, and green eyes, but from that round head, a little bit of Tang Jide's shadow can be vaguely seen.

And Xiao Xiami also seems to have grown more than ten centimeters all of a sudden, turning into a slim girl, but her body is too thin.This is something that can't be helped, it can't grow meat out of thin air.Moreover, her hair color has also become golden, and even the black eyeballs have turned brown, even people who are familiar with her will definitely not be able to see it.

However, their costumes can fool acquaintances, but they still cannot fool their animal friends. For example, Squidward, who had traveled thousands of miles to New York Harbor, saw Xiao Xiami after makeup, and still entangled her with his arms and feet very affectionately.It has to be said that in some respects, the human eye is still easily confused by appearances.

Tang Datou, who went back and forth, was wearing a crumpled suit and carrying two suitcases in his hand, in which Pheasant and Daxing were hiding.Tang Jide and Xiao Xiami can disguise themselves, but no matter how they pretend, they can't escape their identities as parrots and chimpanzees, so they have to put them in the suitcase temporarily.

"Where is 008's car?" Tang Jide muttered softly, and then saw the headlights flickering three times not far ahead, so he ran over with his suitcase.

Four or five people flashed out of the darkness, and they were all fully armed.Tang Jide was taken aback: There is an ambush!
Now even he admired the New York Police Department a little bit, for being able to set up a net on such a big pier.The most important thing is that they can actually guess that they will kill the carbine, which is really amazing.

"Did you bring the goods?" A big black man on the opposite side asked hoarsely, and the big man was a little stunned by the question: We have two second-hand goods in the box——

It was Xiao Xiami who was smart enough to know that he had bumped into an underground transaction, so he nodded, "Have you got everything ready?"

Someone behind the big black man opened a lockbox, which was full of colorful US dollars: "Old rules, inspect the goods first, and if the purity is okay, then pay with one hand and deliver the goods with the other."

At this time, Tang Datou finally understood that he was trading drugs.Hehehe, it's your bad luck, you hit our muzzle, so you have to be black and white.

The big black man rudely snatched the suitcase from Tang Jide's hand who was dreaming of getting rich, opened it with a click, and reached in to grab a bag of white noodles, but his palms itched, and he was stunned by the boring man inside. Xing gave a slight scratch twice.

Before he could warn his companions, he was strangled by Tang Jide's rattan whip; the rest of them were all brought down by Xiao Xiami, and they didn't even have time to pull out their guns.

Tang Jide cheerfully picked up the money box from the ground: "Please take me to pay homage to the gangs of New York."

"Who the hell are you?" The big black man had a mark on his neck, and his speech was really hoarse this time.

"We belong to the Tongchi Gang, and this is our leader—Alex Touda." The pheasant took over the conversation in another box, and even in this situation, it couldn't stop its broken mouth.

Although Tang Jide was dissatisfied with the title of "Alexis Head", he did not argue, lest the pheasant's broken car mouth reveal more information.After walking for a while, I finally saw a half-new car in the dark. Through the window, I saw James and his assistant sitting in the car.

Sensing someone, James flicked the headlights, only to find that it was two strangers, so he ignored them until Tang Jide called 008, and James opened the car door in astonishment.Although most of the agents are proficient in some makeup techniques, he has never heard of such makeup techniques as Tang Jide and Xiao Xiami.

"Why don't you have an ID card?" Tang Jide only took a driver's license from James, and he couldn't help complaining that he was not good at things: I can even get a fake chef's license——

"There is no ID card here. Passports and driver's licenses can be used as identification." James explained that generally speaking, American citizens only have a social welfare number, and the ID card system is not adopted.

Tang Jide scratched the back of his head, looked at the name on the driver's license, and then couldn't help muttering: "It's really called a pheasant, you are right, what is the name is not good, but I have to call it Alexander, which makes me feel a lot of pressure. "

The voice of the pheasant came from the suitcase again, because they were afraid that they would be stifled, so they all opened a few small mouths: "Anyone who calls this name must be stressed, and the Greek translation means 'the guardian of mankind', do you think you can?" No pressure?"

This guy is really knowledgeable enough, this is called follow the little shrimp, and the pheasant can get a little bit of light.After Tang Jide took over the car, he patted James on the shoulder: "Now you are free, and you will have nothing to do with Peach Blossom Island in the future. But if you go, we welcome you at any time."

After finishing speaking, he lit up the spike on his fingertip, and then inserted it into the rattan whip under the suit.They did the same thing to James' assistant, and the two of them were stunned, their minds went blank: Is this the end?

Just as Tang Jide was about to drive away, he remembered something wrong, so he opened the suitcase and took out a few wads of dollars from it: "This is the activity fund provided by the New York underground organization. Anyone who sees it will have a share." He opened the door, only to see that Da Xing was already sitting there, obviously thinking about the addiction of driving again.

Stuffing it into the big suitcase without any explanation, Tang Jide turned the car around and disappeared into the night, leaving only James and his assistant there in a daze.

There was a bang in front, and a trash can was overturned on the road.The chatter of a pheasant sounded from inside the car: "Mr. Alexis, can you do it? If you can't, change to a big star as soon as possible."

As soon as Tang Jide and the others entered the city, they received a message from Fermi, saying that she and the group under surveillance by Banban had driven out of New York and were almost lost.Fortunately, Banban sneakily bit their tires and bought some precious time.But that group of people was also very difficult to deal with. When Banban tried to attack the opponent, he was slightly injured.

"Xiao Xia, do you think there is a bit of conspiracy here?" Tang Jide asked Xiao Xiami while rushing to the road Fermi mentioned.Although he is unwilling to use his brain, his intuition is still very keen.The opponent can repel Banban, so it is obviously not easy to mess with.

"Anyway, no matter what, we will chase after it." Xiao Xiami patted the suitcase containing the pheasant and said.However, the United States has a vast territory and roads extending in all directions. It is really difficult to chase the opponent.

Heading all the way to the northwest, after more than two hours, I left the urban area and came to the entrance of the road that Fermi said. After picking up the board, I waved to Fermi, and Tang Jide drove and disappeared on the long road. .

Fermi stared at it for a while, then waved his hand lightly: "Have a good trip--"

But it was destined to be a long and arduous journey, and it was a little bit of a bad start. Banban, who was always brave, had his little paw wounded. After being treated by Xiao Xiami, he was wrapped in gauze several times.Seeing his little paws turned into little steamed buns, and Banban drooping his little head listlessly, it was pitiful to watch.

An hour later, the pigeon Xiao Hui flew in through the car window, landed on Xiao Xiami's shoulder, and cooed a few times, which also made Tang Jide feel a little bit relieved: It seems that he did not go wrong, and the enemy is ahead.

Xiao Xiami put some rice grains in his palm, and asked Xiao Hui to peck. There were also some finely crushed stones in it. Pigeons use stones to grind their food.Little gray and red horny mouth touched the palm of Little Xiami with pecks, feeling itchy.By the way, she also used the essence of life to help Xiao Hui comb her body, lest it would be overwhelmed by the long flight.

The only thing I am more worried about is at night, because the pigeons are also blindfolded, and they are used to returning home to sleep at night.However, if the opponent had turned on the headlights, he could barely pursue him, but Xiao Hui had to work hard.

Watching Xiaohui fly out of the car window again and soar into the sky, Xiami waved to the peace envoy, and secretly decided: If it wants to, take it back to Peach Blossom Island. Xiaohui seems to be single.It's just that the pigeon is a very homely animal, and everything depends on its wishes.

With the more convenient means of transportation like airplanes, driving long distances has become a hobby and interest.Looking out the window at the fields and villages, cotton fields, plantations, and winding white rivers, it suits Tang Jide's appetite: the beautiful and peaceful countryside is even better than a metropolis like New York in their eyes.

Turn on the music in the car, and there is American country music in it, which is also suitable for the occasion.The pheasant's broken gong voice came in handy again, humming along very incongruously: "When I was a baby, my mother put me in the cradle. In the old cotton field in my hometown, it was far away from Texas. Louisiana, a mile away in Kannah. Back home in the old cotton fields, oh--when the cotton balls rot, you don't get a lot of cotton to bring home--"

"Shut up, your song is worse than cotton balls—" Tang Jide almost wanted to plug his ears.

After running until the evening, I stopped to refuel and rest in a small town.Because the pheasants and big stars are too eye-catching, I put fruits and nuts in the car and let them solve it by themselves.

But when Tang Jide and Xiao Xiami came out of the restaurant, they saw a policeman leaning on the door of the car, and he waved to Tang Jide casually: "Hey, buddy, it's not a good idea to put pets in the car." Master, may I show you your driver's license?"

Trouble is coming——Tang Jide scratched the back of his head, then took out his driver's license from his pocket and handed it over.

The policeman glanced at it casually, and then began to look at the photo above seriously: "Dude, is that you on it?"

Tang Jide groaned secretly in his heart: It's bad, I forgot a big thing, I haven't adjusted my facial features yet——

(End of this chapter)

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