Big Islander 2

Chapter 106 Mother Teresa's Proverbs

Chapter 106 Mother Teresa's Proverbs
In the evening, there was a meeting, which was a discussion between the previous winners and the newcomers of the Nobel Prize. Taohua Island wanted to make a high profile this time, so of course, under the leadership of Tang Jide, they participated in this time meeting.

Although it was only a small gathering, there were as many as 300 to [-] people, and it was in the form of a relatively free reception, with representatives from the Royal Swedish Medical Society and other Nobel Prize selection committees, as well as some accomplished scientists and some gentry. Celebrities; from time to time, you can also see a lady in jewels and some young women in dresses, shuttling among the crowd in a beautiful way.As with many gatherings, such an occasion will never be without a feminine touch.

Tang Jide and his group are very eye-catching. Not only are there three winners, the prince of Dubai is young and rich, and he is also the target of many young women.Soon, he was dragged away to dance, and never returned to his seat.

The bald man was also dragged away, and finally even Lao Ai was dragged away by a noble lady, and even Daxing was dragged around the dance floor by a young girl who had just grown up, but Tang Jide was the only one who didn't care .This can't be blamed on those ladies. Brother Datou is sitting on the sofa with his legs crossed, his two bare legs are shining brightly, and his upper body is still shirtless. I can't afford to dance with him.

But Brother Big Tou was enjoying himself, drinking glass after glass of red wine, clinking glasses with He Tiantian from time to time, and making eye contact.

"Mr. Big Head, can I ask you to dance?" A soft voice came.

Who is so closed-eyed—— Tang Jide was also a little puzzled. He looked up and couldn't help being happy. He saw the Swedish princess wearing a pleated skirt, standing in front of her gracefully. .

"It's an honor, but I really can't dance." Tang Jide stood up from the sofa, this is not hypocritical, if he could dance, he would have gone down with Tiantian for a while.

The usually shy Swedish princess was very bold this time: "It's okay, I can teach you."

"Then you have to be careful about the shoes on your feet, don't lose them like Cinderella." Although the pheasant was drunk, Pozui still did not forget to tease.

Tang Jide glanced at He Tiantian with some embarrassment: If I knew this, I might as well ask Miss Tiantian to teach dancing, that's the original.

But He Tiantian nodded slightly with a smile, she was absolutely assured of Big Brother, knowing that he is not the kind of person who goes around messing around.

There was no other way, Tang Jide ended up leading the princess by the little hand.A pheasant's broken voice came from behind: "Your Highness, I forgot to tell you, Datou ate several heads of garlic at night, even the zombies have to detour when they see him."

Tang Jide stumbled when he heard this, staggered and sat on the floor, slipped a long way, and bumped into Da Xing.Da Xing said a few oohs, probably complaining that Da Tou didn't know how to be careful, then stretched out his claws and pulled him up, made another beautiful turn, and jumped onto that crazy girl.

The gazes of other people also cast their gazes over, as if they were watching a joke.And Her Royal Highness stepped forward gracefully, took Tang Jide's arm, and began to teach him how to dance.After a while, Tang Jide began to sweat. In the final analysis, Brother Big Tou is still an innocent old virgin in his bones, and he is not used to being in such close contact with strange women.

"So you're still a baby—" the princess chiseled a few times, and the little finger drew a circle on Tang Jide's chest, which made the big brother excited, and hurried back to He Tiantian. Thinking about it, although the princess looked gentle and pleasant, judging from the photos, she was also a bold and open woman, so it was better not to provoke her.

He Tiantian took a paper towel and gently wiped the sweat off his forehead, and Brother Datou heaved a sigh of relief: "Stay safe by your side—"

"A barbarian who can't even dance, I really don't know how you won the award. Are the fellows from the awards committee all old and blind?" A harsh voice came over, causing the people around to laugh.

Tang Jide looked up and saw that the person speaking was a middle-aged woman in luxurious clothes. Although the charm was still there, and although her body was full of jewels, the wrinkles on her face could not conceal the gradual aging of her years.

Scratching the back of his head, Tang Jide didn't say a word. He didn't bother to pay attention to such an irrelevant person. If he had that time, he might as well whisper something to Xiao Tiantian.

But the lady didn't know why, she just found Tang Datou displeased, and continued to criticize: "Dressing like this to attend a high society party, do you want to be different, or are you just a barbaric bumpkin in your bones?"

There were many people around, but no one stood up to rescue Tang Jide. Obviously, all of this was definitely arranged long ago. Some people wanted to embarrass Tang Jide, because there were also many journalists at the banquet. figure.

"I suggest, get rid of this country bumpkin, he simply insulted our elegant and noble banquet!" The lady's voice is getting higher and higher, and her heart is of course more and more complacent: she also said how difficult this big man is. Come on, it's just a country bumpkin who has never seen the world. He happened to be lucky enough to win an award, but the toad wanted to eat swan meat, and dared to dance with his arms around the princess!Not to mention Lord Marquis, even I feel disgusted.

Under the eyes of everyone, Tang Jide could no longer pretend to be deaf and dumb, Tang Jide slowly stood up from the sofa: "That great nun stood here wearing her daily work white robe, but everyone was overshadowed , I wonder if this lady was there at the time?"

When the onlookers heard this, their hearts trembled, especially those who were elderly, whose faces showed memories, and their expressions gradually became dignified.

"Nun? A nun is not worthy of standing here at all, just like you are not worthy of standing here, get out, get out!" The lady obviously spent more time on makeup and socializing on weekdays, so she didn't Know the allusion that once happened to Mother Teresa.

"Shut up, you idiot!" A loud shout interrupted the lady's chatter.The lady was about to retort, but found out that the other party was a highly respected former Nobel Prize winner who enjoyed a high international reputation, so she shut her mouth tactfully.

"Mother Teresa is always our most respected person. She is also the pride of the Nobel Prize. No one will be allowed to tarnish it. Get out now, right away!" Occasion also carries the most weight.

The lady finally realized the seriousness of the problem and became panicked. If she was expelled like this, she would no longer be eligible to participate in similar gatherings in the future, and would also be the target of teasing by other ladies: "I, I, I—the Marquis Wright called me—"

But at this time, the pheasant wandered to Tang Jide's feet, touched his calf with its beak, and signaled that he had something to say, Tang Jide had no choice but to bend down and hug the drunk bird in his arms.

The pheasant opened its mouth and belched first, and then said in its unique broken voice: "People are often unreasonable, illogical and self-centered, no matter what, you have to forgive them, this It is the motto of Mother Teresa, so the banquet continues, there is no need to be as knowledgeable as this ignorant woman."

Surrounded by silence, people have reason to respect a knowledgeable parrot, and even more respect to the parrot's owner.So, gradually, people looked at Tang Jide with respect.

After hanging out with the pheasant for so long, it was the first time that Tang Jide felt that this guy was so cute, and it was also the first time that he got naked with it, so he caressed the smooth feathers on its neck.

The pheasant is crazy. Seeing that the people present were stunned, they became even more enthusiastic: "Mother Teresa taught us that-serving the poor makes you poor. So I propose that we take advantage of this gathering. Donate to the impoverished areas. First of all, I want to make a statement on behalf of the owner of Datou Island. This time, all the prize money from the Nobel Prize will be donated!"

"This guy is drunk—" Tang Jide wanted to grab the pheasant's neck and tell it not to talk nonsense. It's more than 100 million US dollars, how can you donate it as you please, and you have to keep half of it as private money.

Hearing what Ye Ji said, Lao Ai was also very excited: "In that case, I will donate it too!"

Since they came together, of course they have to advance and retreat together, Bald Man gritted his teeth and raised his hands in support.Good guy, because of a drunken remark by the pheasant, more than 200 million US dollars disappeared - two people who won the same award will share the prize money together, so Tang Jide and Lao Ai can only receive one share.

In addition to the three of them present, there were two other winners.These two were also made to ride a tiger. They had no choice but to bite the bullet and issued a statement, but they scolded the pheasant in their hearts.

Clap clap, the applause rang out, Mr. Chairman took the lead in clapping, so it will definitely become a good story in the history of the Nobel Prize.

When other people saw it, they naturally responded.The prince of Dubai took the lead to stand up: "Because the winner of the literature award is currently unwell and cannot attend the banquet, I will donate the prize money on behalf of him."

This move is very popular, because in this way, all the winners in Stockholm will be gathered together.Others followed suit, raising more than $1000 million in no time.Even the lady who just started to speak satirically about Tang Jide donated 10 US dollars.Whether she wanted it or not, the money had to be paid out, because it was the ticket she bought for going to similar occasions in the future.

While everyone was actively donating money, Tang Jide held the pheasant's neck and walked to the edge: "Save some for me, don't ask me for money to buy nuts in the future!"

"Quack quack, what do you think is the poorest place, big head?" Although the pheasant drank a little too much, his mind was still clear.

Tang Jide replied angrily: "Of course it's Africa!"

The pheasant quacked a few more times: "That's right, just donate to the green grasslands of Africa. Why don't you take it out with your left hand and retract your right hand, quack quack—"

(End of this chapter)

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