The splendid pastoral of the fierce scholar

Chapter 27

The wooden basin that Chen Yiyi looked at was that, that was the pot full of the all-purpose first bucket of golden gods, the pig's insides!
Chen Yiyi's mood at this time is like a mountain full of doubts and no way out, and another village is bright under the willows and flowers.I am stupid to think about it. I first wanted to use hybrid pigs to get rich, but the hybrid genes are too uncontrollable. At the same time, finding the desired pig breed is a big problem.

And the little peppers from grandma's house are even more useless, the possibility of getting rich from popular things like pickled radishes is erratic, and the unique bone oil extraction technique that I finally thought of just now can't be scaled.

A second ago, Chen Yiyi was almost depressed, feeling that as a time-traveling schoolmaster, she was so worthless, and she couldn't seem to find a feasible way to get rich.

However, in the next second, after seeing the various organs of pigs in the tub full of water, Chen Yiyi seemed to have small wings growing from his back, and the smile on his face was involuntary, whether he looked like a yellow flower or not, This old lady is God in her heart!

Qin Zhao watched silently, feeling helpless in his heart.

Sigh, this smile doesn't look like Huanghua's, it's like Huanghua's smile when she sees rice, it's not a question of being stupid or not.

Qin Zhao clearly wanted to stay away from Chen Yiyi, why did he feel a little panicked...

At this time, Chen Yiyi wanted to be happy to heaven, and didn't notice that she was dancing again, but fortunately, she didn't know what someone was really thinking.

Chen Yiyi: "Uncle Li, why is there still a big pot of pig's heart and lungs in the water, aren't they for sale?"

Li Tu, who bent over to pack his things, heard Chen Yiyi's question, stood up and put away his fat buttocks, and turned around: "Of course not, why isn't this pig for sale?"

Oh, I almost forgot, according to the memory of the original owner, people here collectively refer to the pig's viscera and offal as pig offal, oops, there was almost a flaw again, but luckily they didn't notice it.but!
Nani!Chen Yiyi Petrochemical, Li Tu, what are you talking about?Is this pig going to be sold?

Chen Yiyi: "Uncle Li, this pig is really going to be sold, does anyone buy it?"

Butcher Li laughed: "Yiyi, have you never eaten pig offal? This pig offal is a good thing, and there are still many people who buy it. Today, this pot is not sold because someone ordered it. What? Do you want to eat it? Uncle save some for you next market day?"

Chen Yiyi was speechless and burst into tears, God, why did you target the little girl like this!Why do other people's family go through this pig into the water? They are not treated by people. The heroine can use her modern knowledge to turn the human voice's first pot of gold, but when it comes to me, how can it become a good thing? It has already been ordered all right!

Mrs. Liu was puzzled: "Yiyi, our family doesn't eat offal from pigs, why are you asking this?"

Mrs. Deng: "My old lady is not used to eating pig offal, it smells like meat! I said, why do you think of pig offal? My wife can talk about it first, our family doesn't want to eat this pig offal!"

Chen Yiyi: "Uh, no, I just saw it and asked, that is to say, our family doesn't eat it, and I thought other people's family didn't eat it, so people don't buy pigs to go into the water."

No wonder, Chen Yiyi understood it, and said that no one in the original owner's memory ate pig offal. It turned out that the Deng family didn't like to eat it, so the Chen family didn't eat pig offal.

Hearing the conversation between Yiyi and the others, Butcher Li disagreed: "I said, Aunt Deng, it's too bad for you not to eat this pig's offal. The other ones are really delicious. Stir-fried pork liver, sliced ​​husband and wife lungs, and spicy kidney flowers, all of which are quite good appetizers! Many hotels in the town buy these specially."

Deng disdains: "No matter what you say, my old woman just can't get used to that pig's offal, those pork livers, lungs, and pork loins. If it's not fried well, it smells fishy, ​​especially the pig's large intestine, eh Oh, it’s true that after frying, the whole pot smells like a large intestine, smelling it makes me feel panicky and disgusting.”

As she spoke, Deng frowned even more, and looked at the sewage in the tub with disgust.

When Butcher Li heard what Deng said, he was very unconvinced: "I said, Aunt Deng, the pig intestines are really not easy to make, but the pork liver and lungs are delicious when fried! If you don’t believe me, I have more than a catty of pork liver in addition to the ordered meat. I’ll buy it for you at a cheaper price. I’ll tell you how to fry it. It’s boring to keep it. Mr. Chen can do it with wine. Drink two or two more!"

Cough cough, Chen Yiyi suddenly felt that she had really underestimated Butcher Li's EQ, he could talk about his own business like this, and he even brought his own tricks of getting rid of fishy fish!The little girl admired it, and thought that the butcher was big and thick, except for his good knife skills, he was just straightforward. The little girl was wrong!

Deng's eyeballs rolled, but he didn't follow Butcher Li's routine. He felt 1 disdains in his heart. Cut it, just because of this, he wanted my wife to buy more of you. It's a beautiful idea!Back then, my old lady used someone else to come here!However, there are still some things you can ask for in this launch.

After thinking about it, Mrs. Deng said: "It's good to say, I can't let our old man drink more, let's forget about this pork liver! But Butcher Li, can I sell this water to my wife for a cheap price? ?”

Butcher Li: "Old Aunt Deng, what do you mean you want to get into the water?"

Deng: "Do you still have this pig's small intestine? This small intestine is better than the large intestine. It has no taste. I thought that if it was cheaper, I would buy a pair and hang it back."

Hearing that Mrs. Deng wanted to buy pig intestines, Butcher Li smiled wryly: "I said, Aunt Deng, are you kidding me? Do you want to keep a pig to kill? A pair of pig small intestines stuffed with sausages is enough."

Oh!Chen Yiyi understood, and said that Mrs. Deng didn't like pigs in the water all the time, so why did she want to buy it? It turned out that she only wanted to buy pig small intestines to stuff sausages with!

This Chen Yiyi understands Deng's thinking. Although it is not Chinese New Year yet, if you stuff some sausages earlier and smoke them with pine and cypress branches and dry them in the air, the taste will be different from the sausages that will be smoked and stuffed during the Chinese New Year. , It has a unique flavor!

Although Chen Yiyi didn't understand why the Chen family had money but lived a simple life, but in the memory of the original owner, this festival, especially during the Chinese New Year, was very stingy like Deng's.And it's Mr. Chen's birthday, Mrs. Deng is also very willing to buy something to eat. Although Ms. Deng has a bad temper, she still loves Mr. Chen endlessly!

Mrs. Deng here is obviously trying to test it out, and never thought about buying this pig's small intestine at a low price, so she pouted: "My old lady just said that this pig's small intestine is enough to fill with sausages, and it will not be enough by then. When I come to buy from you, Li Tu, remember to give the old aunt a little cheaper."

Butcher Li nodded and smiled, "That's right, that's right, but remember to buy it from me, Li Tu. I, Li Tu, are honest." Butcher Li said in his heart that the supply of pig intestines will be in short supply during the Chinese New Year, and he will sell them to your aunt. I don't know if there will be any, let alone say that it is not cheap!
Chen Yiyi thought of when she was a child at her grandmother's house, the pig's small intestines were not ordinary, they were quite pretty, and every family would buy pig's small intestines everywhere during the Chinese New Year.In ancient times, although farmers didn't have so much meat to feed, Deng's Chinese New Year is willing, just a pair of pig intestines is enough?
Wait a moment!Chen Yiyi understands, this pig is a primitive breed, and this primitive breed of pig is more similar to wild boars. If you say that wild boars and this primitive ancient pig do not eat modern twin suckling pig feed, they are all natural. Green fiber, and sometimes wild boars are omnivorous, and the small intestine is the main organ for absorbing nutrients. The more difficult it is to absorb and digest the food, the longer the small intestine will be, because in this way, the nutrients of the food eaten can be fully absorbed ah!

Inferred from this, the small intestine of this primitive pig should be much longer than the small intestine of pigs raised on rations in Chen Yiyi's time.And the small intestines of these pigs should be of better quality than those of modern pigs, and the Q bombs are not easy to break.Chen Yiyi remembered that another reason why a pig's small intestine was not enough at that time was that the small intestine was too fragile, and it broke if one didn't pay attention.

stop!Chen Yiyi's ability to deviate from the topic suddenly, what's the matter, he is looking for a way to get rich, it's really an occupational disease, why is he still studying the difference between ancient and modern pig small intestines?sin sin!
Chen Yiyi: "Then Uncle Li, this pig's small intestine is precious, but you just said that the smell of pig's large intestine can be found everywhere, so no one buys that pig's large intestine!"

Butcher Li nodded: "This pork offal is actually easy to sell, but pig large intestine is not easy to sell. No matter how delicious it is, it still has a smell. Except for a few people who are used to this smell and will buy it, the others are almost No one bought it. I often fail to sell my large intestine, so I take it home and feed it to dogs.”

Black line, Chen Yiyi is speechless, butcher Li, do you know that what your dog eats is something that many people in modern times spend a lot of money to buy for it?Do you know that it is very wrong for you to be so reckless? I burst into tears, thinking that when I was studying for a doctorate abroad, I would have to spend a lot of dollars to eat what your dog eats!Do you want to hit people like this!

But Chen Yiyi is even more fortunate now. Fortunately, even though this is the Qing Dynasty, people in the Shu area can cook blood and eat hot pot, but fortunately, they still don’t know how to get rid of the smell of the pig’s large intestine. Get rid of it, so that this Ph.D. in biology finally has a place to play. Just kidding, my mother is proficient in various organisms and their various structures, and deodorizing pig large intestines is no problem at all!
yes, finally found a way to get rich!

Then, it's time to test your eloquence and acting skills.

Facing Mrs. Deng, Chen Yiyi looked pitifully: "Grandma, this pig intestine must be cheap, let's buy some back, what if my grandfather likes to eat it?"

Deng frowned: "You girl thinks about it all day long, buy it back! You know how to do it? It's a waste of money! Don't even think about it."

Chen Yiyi: "Grandma, my grandfather never eats appetizers. He said that those appetizers are not suitable for his appetite. Our family never eats pig intestines. Maybe he likes the taste of pig intestines? In two days It's my grandfather's birthday, grandma, let's try it!"

As soon as Chen Yiyi mentioned Mr. Chen, Mrs. Deng hesitated. Mrs. Deng didn't care about other people's feelings in the Chen family, she could scold whoever she wanted, but Mrs. Deng still really liked Mr. Chen.And being mentioned by Chen Yiyi, Mrs. Deng also remembered the fact that Mr. Chen didn't eat food and drinks. Mrs. Deng hadn't noticed it before, but when she really remembered it, maybe that was the reason.

Looking at Deng's hesitant expression, Chen Yiyi couldn't help but chuckle. To say that what Chen Yiyi said just now is actually quite far-fetched, but it can't stand that Mr. Chen and Deng's true love!

Look, no matter how tricky Deng is, his IQ will drop when he thinks of his wife.Sure enough, love makes people's IQ lower. This truth is really applicable to both old and young, ancient and modern!

Butcher Li at the side saw the opportunity, and spared no effort to persuade him: "That's right, Aunt Deng, if this pig's large intestine is made well, it will have a smell, but it's not a problem. And it doesn't have a smell when you eat it. If Aunt Deng bought a pair of pig intestines from me, I, Butcher Li, would not only give you a cheap price, but also tell you how to get rid of the smell! How about it, it’s affordable!” Haha, now you can put The pig's large intestine was sold, and it's better to earn less than to feed the dogs!

Chen Yiyi was speechless, Li Tu, why are you so obsessed with your tricks...

Li Tu's inner monologue, the trick, the trick, is that only I know it, and it will give me a sense of accomplishment if I say it like this!

Perhaps because of Mr. Chen, Mrs. Deng thought that the pig intestines were also cheap, and said, "Well, I'll just buy your pig intestines for three pennies!"

Pfft, Sanwen, Chen Yiyi said that the little girl only accepts Deng's bid now!
Butcher Li absolutely refused: "Hey, I said Aunt Deng, how can you say that a pair of pig intestines weighs four or five catties, just three pennies! Then I went to grandma's house with me."

Seeing this, Chen Yiyi chimed in: "Uncle Li, didn't you just say you couldn't sell it and kept feeding it to the dogs? Anyway, it's hard to sell it, three pennies is enough!"

Butcher Li said that he really threw a rock at his own home. If he knew it, he would not talk too much. He scratched his head and thought about it, butcher Li said: "Uh, it doesn't mean that when there are many pigs killed, they can't be sold so much that they can be fed to dogs." Well, the key point is that our family is not used to this taste, but the three pennies are too low, right? How about this, seven pennies?"

Deng: "Siwen, the most!"

Butcher Li: "Six characters, no more reductions!"

Deng: "Five coins! If you add more, you won't buy it. You can keep it for yourself and feed it to the dogs!"

Hey!Butcher Li said loudly: "Siwen! I didn't pick up this pig intestine for nothing!"

Chen Yiyi burst into laughter: "Okay, grandma, Uncle Li is such a nice person, Siwen is just Siwen, let's buy Siwen!"

Deng showed a triumphant smile: "Okay, just Siwen!" Hmph, it's more old-fashioned than routine!Lighting the lamp in the hut, you are courting death!

Butcher Li: "..." What happened, how could this happen, this, this is not my intention!A penny is a small matter, I, Li Tu, have been nakedly humiliated!

Qin Zhao on the side admired, ah, I thought Yiyi was quite stupid at first, but it seems that there is a sky outside the sky, and there are even more stupid people outside the stupid!
Qin Zhaoniang: I'm sorry, Brother Li. Although you undercharged me by a penny just now, it's because you were stupid, and there's nothing I can do to help you!However, this pig large intestine is so cheap, I will buy it sometime and try it out, the price should still be four cents!

"Oh," Li Butcher smiled wryly, "Siwen is just Siwen. Aunt Deng remembers looking for Butcher Li when selling pigs during the Chinese New Year!"

Mrs. Deng was very happy to get the bargain, so she agreed wholeheartedly, and paid the money neatly.

After hanging up this pair of pig intestines, Mrs. Liu did not forget to remind Mrs. Deng: "Mother, we still have to go to Fuyan Temple!"

Chen Yiyi was surprised, what!Fukuyan Temple!
　I'm so happy, Mustard Seed has two more collections!So usually it is 4000 words more, yesterday [-] words were changed, and today more than [-] words were changed!

　　
　
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