Otaku man rotten goddess horse is the most annoying

Chapter 4

1
After finally deciding to move out, I started the long career of finding a house.This house is like a wife. It seems that there are options all over the street, but it may not be the right answer for you.I'm a person who is very afraid of trouble, so I think it's better not to be too picky, and I get used to it after a while?It's like when I first started dating Xiaolu, I was awkward everywhere, but now I'm not like a fish in water?Just thinking about it, I suddenly received a text message from Xiaolu.

"There are two new danmei comics that I really want, can you buy them for me? >_<One is called "Your Hands Feel So Feeling" and the other is called "Gongshou Fantasy Showdown". I will lend you to read, Please meow~"

I read the text message with a smile, and felt that looking for a house must not be sloppy!

2
Because it is very hard to find a house, I asked my uncle to help me pay attention. After all, he has been in this city for many years, and he knows exactly where there are many houses and where the security is good.After hearing my request, the uncle said heartily: "Ah, there are many houses for rent near where I live, or you can come over after get off work tomorrow, and I will show you around."

The place where the uncle lives has a very artistic name called Oil Painting Village.It is said that oil painters from all over the country gather here, so some buyers will be attracted to come to Taobao, and the atmosphere of art and business is very strong.I visited a few houses for rent with my uncle, and every time I saw someone painting oil paintings, probably because it was a laborious job, every painter took off his shirt and only wore a pair of trousers or even shorts, giving me a feeling that they are both painters Another mannequin illusion.The room is filled with the smell of paint, the walls and floors are stained with colorful paint, and the artist's romance and informality are fully reflected.Fortunately, I don't care about details, so there is only one criterion for choosing a house, and that is cheap.

Although the house is still satisfactory, the price of four or five hundred is still beyond my tolerance.I can't decide whether to walk around with the uncle.Later the uncle said: "Forget it, I will look for it tomorrow, and I will treat you to dinner." I was so moved that I said, "How can this work? You have helped me so much. I will treat you to dinner." The uncle said: "Okay, why don't you just go back to my house and cook for yourself." I said, "Okay, I'm just going to visit your house."

The house where the uncle lives is a set of three bedrooms and one living room. When we entered the door, we saw a stocky man waving his brush with his back. On the canvas was a creature that looked like a fish.We nod to each other.

My uncle and I competed to cook, and finally we worked together to make egg fried rice with the overnight meal and a few eggs. After the meal, the uncle washed the dishes, and I chewed the marinated tofu that was served with the rice just now, admiring his gorgeous bookshelf.

At this time, the phone vibrated, and I took it out only to realize that I missed a call from Xiaolu just now.

"Where are you? Why didn't you answer the phone just now?"

"Oh, sorry, uncle and I were cooking rice just now."

"……what about now?"

"Now? I'm eating uncle's tofu."

There was silence for a while, and there was a sob, and then Xiao Lu said: "I wish you happiness!" and hung up the phone.

...no insult to food allowed!
3
In the eyes of rotten girls, boyfriends cheat on not only the opposite sex, but also the same sex, so although Xiao Lu usually makes some gay jokes about me, once I really get along with some guy, she will show a kind of Unrefined nervousness.Xiaolu also knows Uncle, but doesn't appreciate him very much.I think this should have nothing to do with the uncle's age of over 30 years, his deep house temperament, his ugly appearance, his bad breath and feet, his obscenity and...The uncle has always been eager to get a girlfriend as soon as possible, so he is generally very good-tempered towards girls, and even some girls say something derogatory to him, he still laughs endlessly.Perhaps because of this, Xiaolu despised the uncle a little bit, and once said to me secretly: "I think uncle, being a human being is too weak."

"No, his strength is beyond your imagination." I spoke for the uncle.Because I remembered that once my uncle and I went to eat ice cream, but the waiter made us wait for a long time, and the uncle flipped the table on the spot, shocking everyone.

But Xiaolu obviously got the wrong idea. She stared at my buttocks for a long time, shouted "I don't want to imagine—" and ran away.

From then on, as long as I get too close to my uncle, Xiao Lu will be jealous of me in half-truth.

4
When I left my uncle's house that day, I got good news.That is, one of the uncle's two roommates hasn't come back for a long time, and the room that belongs to him has been empty.The uncle thought that he could talk to the landlord and let me move in. The rent is only about 200.If this thing can be done, it will be so beautiful!Immediately, I decided not to look for a house, and just wait for the news from the uncle.

In a week or so, I will have lived in my current place for a full month.Since I plan to move out, I definitely don't plan to renew the lease, so I went to say hello to the landlord.Unexpectedly, the landlord was furious and expressed dissatisfaction with me for only staying for such a short time, viciously saying that the deposit would not be refunded.However, when I first moved in, I did tell him that I might not be staying for a long time, and he also said straightforwardly, "Whatever, I will refund your deposit when you leave." How can I go back on my word now?This makes me very angry.Seeing that I was angry, the landlord immediately became angrier than me, as if if I talked too much, he would beat me up and bury me.The landlord lived upstairs from me, and I happened to be watching "The Tenant Downstairs" by Nine Swords recently.

After going down, I was so stunned that I called Xiaolu to complain.Xiaolu was furious when he heard that, and scolded the landlord for being inhumane.I was so touched to hear that someone was fighting against me.

"I wish him bankruptcy! I can't even rent a house!"

"Good scolding! I feel much better!"

"May he be dragged into the grass by eighteen big men, and let him go at dawn!"

"..."

"May the cucumbers he brought [beep——] be stained with pesticides! And the top flowers have thorns!"

"..."

"May he suffer from hemorrhoids and never enjoy being a man for the rest of his life!"

"...It's fine, I don't hate him anymore..."

The greatest virtue in life is forgiveness. ——By Ziwei Gege
5
Unexpectedly, the landlord's unscrupulous behavior turned into an opportunity for me to live with my uncle unimpeded.After I tactfully expressed to Xiaolu that I might move to live with my uncle, Xiaolu was silent at first, and then said that it would be good to stay away from that kind of trash landlord.As soon as I heard it, I was happy, and my mind was full of the rich house objects collected by the uncle that would make me happy.

Then Xiaolu asked me some questions about the living environment in the oil painting village, and I answered every question.Xiaolu asked: "Are there more women or men?" I said: "There are no women, almost all men."

Xiaolu fell into a long silence, and then asked me: "Do you think you can still buy chastity belts now?"

6
The last time I borrowed the latest volume 53 of "One Piece" from my uncle, I read it over and over again these days.This is a volume loved by many, because our Empress Boa Hancock is here!After talking to Xiaolu, Xiaolu sent a picture.I asked, "What?" Deer said, "Hancock's desktop."

I quickly opened it, only to see Hancock, the "National Superman", pouting at me with his stubble-grown mouth that could faintly smell of whiskey.

At that moment, I really cried.

7
I'm going to start recalling my love history with Xiaolu again.Ever since I got a picture of a deer from Xiao Bei after teasing her, my thoughts have changed fundamentally.Xiaolu's sweet and lovely appearance is imprinted in my mind, so that I don't want to cut off contact with Xiaobei and the circle of rotten girls so quickly, because I think that is the only way to see Xiaolu again.Regarding this phenomenon, people call it "Thinking of Spring".Sorry, I miss spring.

I got Xiaolu's photo from Xiaobei so easily, which made me have great confidence in her natural stupidity. I thought about whether to use the phrase "I forgot where my home is, please tell me" to cover it. Leaving Xiaolu's house, I felt that if Xiaobei couldn't find out, he should be sent to the mentally handicapped center.So how to be persuasive?Just as my train of thought was getting closer and closer to the gangster who planned the burglary, an episode happened.

One day at noon, when I came back from eating out, I saw a girl sitting in my seat, skillfully operating the computer.I wasn't very happy at the time because I don't like my computer being misused.When I approached, I found that it was not my colleague, but a petite and exquisite girl who seemed to be familiar with me—Xiaolu.As soon as she saw me, she said, "I used to belong to this company too. Are you using this computer now?"

"Ah, it's me." I tried to keep my voice low and magnetic.

"Why are things gone?" Xiao Lu pointed to the empty G disk and said.By the way, because the G drive was filled with various substrates, I call it the "Gay drive".

After Xiaolu finished speaking, I was embarrassed, so I had to pass the responsibility to those who were not present: "When the supervisor assigned the computer to me, the disk was already empty."

"Is it really her?" Xiaolu glanced at the closed door of the supervisor's office sadly, and said, "I went on a trip after leaving the job, and I only found out that I missed a copy of my bag when I got home recently, and I wanted to say that I came to look for it urgently... ..."

"What's that?" I asked.

"It's Tomoya Gongchun Yuan's doujinshi!" Xiao Lu replied with an expression of "you don't understand it if I say it".

"Oh! I know! Clannad!" At that moment, I was full of thoughts of "two people need to accommodate each other when they are together". Since the girl in front of me is a rotten woman, one can imagine what her interests are.To build a good relationship with her, of course, the most convenient way is to find topics that she will like.So I uttered the first danmei dialogue in my life: "It's like when the relationship between the two is strong, Peng also stuffs the football into the Chunyuan chrysanthemum?"

After hearing what I said, Xiao Lu had a ΣO mouth-O expression on her face. After looking at me for a while, she said: "The taste is heavier than that of rotten girls, and there is a future."

It worked!I managed to please her!I am very happy in my obsession.At this time, Xiaolu said: "There is no line to capture Chunyuan in the original game, what a pity."

"Why not?" I tried my best to activate the brain cells in charge of Tanmei, "Did you forget that so many people in the football club surrounded Chunyuan for a round of attack, and then Tomoya was itchy and joined the battle group, and Nagisa and Mei were terrified when they saw it... ..."

Xiaolu's expression changed to ΣQ口Q, she suddenly grabbed my sleeve and said, "Can I call you 'teacher'?"

Ah ha ha ha ha!She's starting to appreciate me!But why am I a little sad?In any case, let's grasp this good trend first!So I chased after the victory and said, "I'll take a look at the book you lost, maybe you can get it back."

"Really?" Xiaolu, a computer idiot, happily gave up his seat.

"Okay." I prayed secretly, after all, I have already performed some read and write operations on the G drive.

When scanning the G drive with FinalData, I was thinking about how to strike up a conversation with Xiaolu, but I heard her ask me, "What's your name?"

The spring of my chrysanthemums is coming.

(End of this chapter)