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Chapter 37 That person must have been blasted by the water flow

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Go see the latest installment of Harry Potter with Fawn.I feel that after the weak first two films, this one is much better. Due to the relationship between the upper and lower releases, the rhythm is quite leisurely.The devotion of the elf Dobby made us teary, and finally came to the end of this part, Voldemort finally knew where the wand he was looking for was.He came to the cemetery where Dumbledore was buried, opened the coffin, and saw that there was a magic wand on Dumbledore's body, so he bent down and got closer and closer to Dumbledore, and finally only the face-to-face was left. distance.I was really nervous, the people in the movie theater didn't dare to show their atmosphere at that time...

"At this time, if Dumbledore suddenly opens his arms, he can hug Voldemort and kiss him!" Deer suddenly slapped the armrest of the chair and said loudly.

There was a small commotion in the cinema, and I immediately hid in the darkness under the chair...

It's really too tasteful to pair the eloquent old headmaster with the evil Voldemort!

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Recently on Weibo, there is a function called "three-and-a-half-frame comics", which is to fill in lines in three grids of a set of ready-made four-frame comics. It looks quite simple and interesting, so I recommend it to Xiaolu. .Xiaolu is more interested in the four-frame comics of "Zhang Xiaohe Office Series".The cartoon is like this: the first frame is the employee looking at a piece of paper, the second frame is an old man who looks like a boss came over and said something, the third frame is the boss left, the employee was at a loss, and the fourth frame is the employee He lowered his head sadly.

The line that Xiaolu accompanied was as follows:
①Employees look at the list: they feel hopeless when they receive their salary every month...

②The boss came over: cheer up Hani, you still have me.

③The boss is gone, but the staff is silent.

④Employee: Forget it if you die...

Xiao Lu asked, "How is it?" I said, "It's very personal style of yours." So Xiao Lu seemed to be inspired to create, and created the following four groups one after another:

① The staff looks at the list: the phone bill is so expensive...

②The boss came over: Think about me talking on the phone with you every night, you will find it worth it.

③The boss is gone, but the staff is silent.

④Employee: Forget it if you die...

① The staff read the letter paper: "I am sitting in a corner of the campus / silently waiting for your arrival / so tired / loving someone is so tiring..."

②The boss came over: Hani, my love poems are not bad.

③The boss is gone, but the staff is silent.

④Employee: I hate myself who is so excited...

①The staff looked at the photo: It’s so beautiful...

②The boss came over: Hani, although I was wrong to go for plastic surgery without authorization, but it has been so long, why do you still keep looking at my old photos?

③The boss is gone, but the staff is silent.

④Staff: I don't want to either...

①The staff looks at the list: Wow, today the cafeteria is making stinky tofu. Although it smells like shit, I still love it.

②The boss came over: I've already taken a good seat, let's have dinner together face to face.

③The boss is gone, but the staff is silent.

④Employee: It will probably look like shit after eating...

After reading all of them, my impression is: how corrupt this person must be to be able to compose a paragraph in such a short time and space... no, five paragraphs of office romance!
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I went to Tianjin for a trip, and it was the first time I soaked in the hot springs. Although it was artificial, I still felt very comfortable.After I came back, I kept talking with Xiaolu.

New Year's Day is approaching, and my college roommates are talking about gatherings in the group, but the question is what kind of activities should be held.A brother suggested that it is better to take a hot spring.This is exactly what I want, and I hasten to strongly agree.Then tell Xiaolu that I'm going to soak in the hot spring again.This time it was with many buddies.

Xiaolu said sadly: "I didn't expect you to be so interested in taking a bath with a group of men."

It was several months before I went to the hot spring with Xiaolu.When I came to the five-star hot spring villa, I changed into my swimming trunks and came out of the dressing room with a towel around me. I saw a beautiful scenery with beautiful mountains and rivers, and countless hot springs, big and small, were hidden in these beautiful scenery. .After the staff led Xiaolu and me through the disinfection pool, I quietly said to Xiaolu: "This place is very beautiful. It would be nice if I could work here like that person just now." Xiaolu said, "Yes, every day as long as Standing at the door of the locker room can guarantee that the naked man won't finish watching."

I immediately felt that this hot spring trip was more dangerous than good.

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Unexpectedly, there are quite a lot of people coming to soak in the hot springs.So sometimes when we arrive at a hot spring pool, there are no seats left.Sometimes it's a family, sometimes it's a group of obasans, and of course sometimes it's all uncles.At that time, Xiaolu would point to me excitedly.Once I went to a hot spring where a group of men had just walked out.The little deer stood on the bank and asked me: "How do you feel?" I said, "The temperature is not very high, and there is no obvious aroma. This spring is just average." The little deer said, "Really, but just now, this pot of soup There are a group of men cooking in it, what you are soaking in is the juice they boiled, how is it? Do you feel more comfortable?"

... Comfort your sister.Do you want to have such a heavy taste in a hot spring?

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In the hot spring swimming pool densely covered with hydromassage systems, the holes on the bottom of the pool and the tiles on the wall of the pool will suddenly eject rapid water flows, and the impact on different parts of the body can achieve a massage effect that eliminates fatigue.One of them is foot massage, which is to step on the water spray holes at the bottom of the pool with your feet, and you can feel the bursts of water hitting the soles of your feet. The itching feels really comfortable.The deer looked at it for a while, and suggested: "You try to stand on this water spray hole with your legs apart, and you can get a massage with your buttocks and chrysanthemums together!" "...these two parts don't need to be massaged!"

Soon came a tall and burly man. Because of his mighty figure, normal people could only massage his abdomen through the water spray hole on his chest.But this person didn't seem to be aware of it.We just watched him go to the water spray hole for massaging his waist, turn around, put his butt up, and then press the water outlet switch with his backhand...

I saw the man screaming and being sprayed out by the water, and there was a graceful curved water column between the position of the buttocks and the water spout... That scene was simply unforgettable.

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I saw something similar later.In the middle of a hot spring pool, there is a stone platform, and there is a well on the stone platform, and hot spring water gushes out continuously from the bottom of the well, which is very common.But I don’t know why so many curious people want to try to climb into the well and feel the water flow directly... I also went into the well once.But I found that the well was not very deep, but very narrow, and the water outlet at the bottom of the well was very turbulent. The upturned water on the ground was washed away, and it hit Huanglong directly... So I got down for a while and ran out.After a while, I saw a fat man happily going down the well. Halfway down the well, he showed a difficult expression for turning around, obviously he was blocked!Not long after, I heard his screams. Obviously, what I was afraid of just now happened...

When the fat man was pulled out of the well from left to right, he covered his badly injured buttocks with his hands, staggered away, and plunged into the toilet...

"That person must have been blasted by the water." Deer said with experience.

"It's so miserable, the first time it was dedicated to the fountain..." I was afraid for a while.

I don't know what this man who suffered from severe enema will be pulled into...

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We also went to the fish spa which cost extra.There are many fish like small shrimps living in this spring. When you soak in the water, they will gather and cover your body, kissing and pecking on the surface of your skin with their small mouths... …It is said that in this way, the dead skin on your body surface and bacteria will be removed.Although the whole process feels itchy, it is also very fun.We close our eyes, soak our bodies in the water as much as possible, and enjoy the service of the fish...

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu And the little deer on the opposite bank smiled and said nothing, so I swam over and asked her, "Why don't you soak for a while?"

"I think it's more important to appreciate the beauty."

"Beautiful view?"

"From my perspective, the two men next to you seem to be touching you quietly underwater, and your expression shows that you are being touched very well."

"..."

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We also tried dry steaming.In fact, it is the legendary sauna.A corner of the room was actually burning charcoal, and the temperature was as high as [-] to [-] degrees, which was in stark contrast to the single digits outside.It was so hot that the ceiling, walls, and floor were secreting subtle liquids, while a group of middle-aged uncles in shorts were sweating and sitting on a row of chairs.Xiaolu said that it was too hot to bear, so I decided to steam for a while by myself.

I stayed there for about 10 minutes, and then I couldn't take it anymore. I was a little dizzy, so I opened the door and went out.Suddenly, a refreshing coolness rushed over... The little deer lying on the door staggered.

"What are you doing?!"

"I'm listening for when you scream..."

"..."

"In the sticky and wet room, a group of men are sticky and wet stirring around, people think it's very loving!"

At that moment, I had the urge to push this woman into the charcoal brazier.

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Regarding the hydromassage swimming pool, it is not free to enter, but to go through the disguised charging process of purchasing a swimming cap.Both Xiaolu and I were very angry about this and decided to stop the bubble in protest.But why we can still go to the bath afterwards is because I accidentally found a swimming cap in the wardrobe when I opened the wardrobe to change the bath towels. What a blessing.It would be great if there is another one, and Xiaolu and I can both go soaking.So next, I paid special attention to where there was a missing swimming cap... Later, in a hot spring pool with a slide, I was pleasantly surprised to see a dark cloth product.It's a swimming cap!I resolutely picked it up, wishing I could tell Xiaolu the good news immediately.

At this time, a voice not far away whispered: "Hey, my friend, my swimming trunks slipped off, please pass them to me..."

Facing the man with an embarrassed smile on his face, whose lower body was faintly visible in the hot spring water because of his swaying posture, I thought that if I told Xiaolu that I wanted to wear his swimming trunks on his head just now, Xiaolu would drown in laughter ...

We later spent money on another swim cap.

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In this huge hot spring villa, there are many places for guests to rest.Probably to add to the fun, all the seats are set on swings.However, the person who designed the swing must have not expected that there are not so many couples who come to the hot springs.So on that day, Xiaolu and I saw countless naked men sitting on swings in pairs, or frankly wearing only a pair of swimming trunks, or wearing a bath towel to cover up, with four furry legs swinging The swing in the house flicked... It made me despair, and the deer's heart was full of joy.

This is really an unforgettable hot spring experience!

(End of this chapter)