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Chapter 19 I'm Desperate for This Wedding Hosted by a Rotten Girl

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Last week, I went to a college classmate's wedding. The classmate was nicknamed the platoon leader because he was so skinny and older than us, so he got this nickname.The platoon leader was getting married, so he called us one by one to inform us. When I was chatting with him, I mentioned his ex-girlfriend by the way.We chatted for a while, and the platoon leader called and informed the other brothers to go.

Not long after putting down the phone, Xiao Lu called and asked why he couldn't get in just now.I said, "Oh, I was just on the phone with my college roommate."

Xiao Lu: "Is he a man?"

Me: "Nonsense, is it possible for a college roommate to be a woman?"

Xiaolu: "What are you talking about?"

Me: "Oh, he is getting married soon, so he notified me, and then I chatted with him about the breakup fee."

Xiao Lu immediately said in a mournful tone: "You really dated a man before you were with me... He's about to get married, so just let him go! Don't ask him for a breakup fee!"

I hung up the phone.

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The platoon leader's wedding was held at his home in the country, so I made an appointment with three other college brothers to go by car.Their nicknames are Boiler, Nanny and Bada.Among them, Mammy is a very cute boy. His name is "Kerong", which sounds like a girl's name and is often misunderstood.Mammy looks very handsome, so she is very popular with girls. For example, when we were riding in the car, Mammy quickly chatted with a girl in the front seat.The girl asked the nanny: "What's your name?" The nanny probably wanted to impress the other party and show her humor, so she replied: "My name is Kerong, and 'but' is 'everyone can be a husband'." Can'."

Later, the girl never spoke to the boy who was as good as he was.

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We arranged the seats in this way: I sat with the boiler, and Mammy sat with Bada.They all had legitimate jobs, except I was writing.Every time we meet, we have to find out about each other's current situation.Not long after chatting with the boiler, Mammy, Bada and I proposed to exchange partners.So the boiler left me and sat beside Mammy, and Bada sat beside me.Let's keep talking.After a while, the boiler asked me from a distance: "Hey, are you done?" I said, "It's over." The boiler said, "Then let's change it." I said, "Okay. "

There was a dead silence in the car.

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This is the most indecent wedding I have ever been to.Probably because the whole process was almost done by young people and not many elders were present.All in all it's pretty messy.Some of our university classmates gathered around a table, enjoying the scene of the platoon leader and his wife being tortured by the host while eating melon seeds.The platoon leader's best man was also on the stage. The host asked the platoon leader to cheer up the atmosphere: "What does this best man have to do with you?" The platoon leader said: "We have been playing since we were young." Smiling, she said: "Then who are you playing with?"

...I am desperate for this wedding hosted by a rotten woman!

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Later, after the wedding was over, we went to KTV for a while after eating and drinking, but it turned out that it was too late and we went back to the city without a car.At this time, the platoon leader showed his mature and loyal side. He said to us: "Go ahead and play, stay here for one night, and I will book a room for you." After finishing speaking, he went to work.We were deeply moved, decided on the beauty of being an adult, and continued to play.

In the middle of the night, the four of us stayed at the hotel designated by Lao Pai. When we asked at the counter, we immediately scolded Lao Pai in unison, because he only booked one room for us!And there are four of us!However, there were no other rooms available at that time, so we had to make do with it.There are a total of two beds in the room, and only two quilts. We are forced to face two-by-two co-sleeping between men.

Before going to bed, everyone played poker for a while. At that time, I texted Xiaolu and told Xiaolu that I couldn't go back tonight. Xiaolu asked, "Then where do you sleep?"

Me: "Sleep in a hotel."

Deer: "One room per person?"

Me: "Where is it? Four people share one room!"

Deer: "A bed for each person?"

Me: "Where is it, one for two!"

Deer: "A quilt for each person?"

Me: "Where is it, one for two!"

Xiao Lu was silent for a long time, and sent a message: "Let's break up!"

...Hello.

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Later, Xiaolu didn’t send any more text messages. Considering that she was rotten to the bone, I sent her another one, saying, “You don’t really think that something will happen to us, do you?” Xiaolu said faintly, “It’s hard. Tell me, after all, it’s four bloody men lying in the same room and sleeping.” I comforted her and said, “You think too much, what’s the matter, you know when I was in college, I was sleeping with nine bloody men every day. men are sleeping in the same room."

The deer didn't respond at all!

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The boiler has the habit of getting a big size before going to bed, and I am used to washing my feet before going to bed. When I opened the bathroom door, I sat on the toilet and tried secretly but forgot to close the door. The boiler screamed, and I was so smoked. Staggered out.Bada and Mammy commented: This scene is more like a boy opening the door of the bathroom and accidentally bumping into a girl taking a bath.

...The difference is too much, okay!Who wants such congenial beauty!

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Then it's bedtime.I shared a bed with the boiler, and Mammy shared a bed with Bada.The four of us haven't been in the same room for a long time, and it reminds me of my college days.After lights out we talked all over the place like before.Talking and talking tired, ready to sleep.At this time, which posture to adopt became a matter that troubled me very much. Let's both lie on our backs, and the edges of our bodies are a little bit exposed from the quilt.So Boiler and I took the same way of lying face inward, and suddenly our facial features were close at hand, each other's breath sprayed on each other's face, and Boiler, who loves mischief, said to me in a strange way: "Hi~ "I felt sick for a while, and quickly turned my body to the outside, and immediately formed an ambiguous posture in which the front of the boiler was facing my back. At this time, the boiler patted my back lightly and said: "Hi~"

... At that moment, I had the urge to go to the bathroom to sleep.

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Since the hotel where we stayed that night was in the countryside, it was very cold after nightfall, and the temperature was only in single digits. I was also worried that there would be a fight for the quilt with the boiler in the middle of the night, so just in case, I slept in a sweater and outer pants.As a result, I woke up hot after sleeping until midnight. I got up in a daze and took off the cumbersome clothes.

The next day we woke up very early, when we were brushing our teeth and washing our face, the mother came closer to me and asked, "Did you sleep without clothes last night?" I was shocked: "Why do you say that?" The mother said, "I fainted in the middle of the night Jojo saw you taking off your clothes, and was still wondering when you and the boiler developed so fast."

...God, can I have a normal person by my side? !
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After checking out and leaving the hotel, we took the first bus back to the city.Because I chatted too late last night and got up too early in the morning, I fell asleep in the car and snored like thunder, only to wake up to find that Xiaolu had made several phone calls.

I dialed back, Xiao Lu asked, "Why didn't you answer just now?"

I said, "I'm exhausted and I'm catching up on sleep."

The little deer said: "Did you not sleep last night? What did you do? Could it be, could it be that you..."

I resigned myself and said, "Ah, yes, as you can imagine, I had a whole night of passion with three of my college classmates, so happy."

After I hung up the phone, I noticed that there were weird eyes cast from all directions in the car.And Nanny, Bada and Boiler stared at me together and said, "You pervert! Who has that kind of relationship with you!"

... Well, it's all my fault!

(End of this chapter)