Excellent little eunuch

Chapter 18
Qin Ming didn't realize it, he just stared at this woman, his eyes were full of her beauty.

Seeing his playful smile completely ignoring his sharp gaze, his beautiful face blushing, he suddenly thought of the four words written by the shameless eunuch: "I love beautiful women", the more he thought about it, the more angry he became, and finally he couldn't hold it anymore. He snorted: "Dirty."

Qin Ming finally woke up from her heavy word "dirty", and said with a smile, "Who is dirty." Turning his head, his eyes swept around, but he didn't know that the dirty person Li Shuang was talking about was himself.

When Li Shuang saw him acting like this, he was angry and angry, and said to himself: "This man is so shameless, where do you look, you are the vile person, and you think other eunuchs are as shameless as you man of."

Qin Ming saw that the woman's complexion was unkind, so he pretended to be innocent, his eyes fixed on her face.

"It's time." A voice came, and the cheeky man looked at the eunuchs with a smile on his face. His purpose this time was to find twelve eunuchs with both civil and military skills for the emperor. If one was illiterate, it would definitely fail. Yes, I don't even know a big word,

It's not that he can't even declare an imperial decree, isn't it that he was laughed out of his teeth by those royal relatives and ministers.

Qin Ming, Li Shuang and all the eunuchs all raised their heads to wait and see, and the last wisp of dust from the half-pillar of incense in the arena fell lightly on the ground.

Some eunuchs looked gloomy and full of sorrow, while others frowned and lowered their eyes. They seemed to be people who couldn't read a lot of characters.

The cheeky man waved his hand and ordered the copywriters to bring up the rice paper, and the copywriters took orders, went to the field and collected all the rice papers of the eunuchs and handed them to the cheeky man.

Qin Ming gave his rice paper to the copywriter, and smiled at the cheeky man, looking contented and determined to win.

And Li Shuang's gaze never left Qin Ming from the beginning to the end. Seeing him smiling and looking like a villain, he got angry when he saw it, and felt very uncomfortable.
The cheeky man got the rice papers of 32 eunuchs, and then took the first rice paper and read it aloud, while the copy was registered in the book.

The cheeky man read: "Qi San, it says 'beauties are so beautiful, eat a big duck egg for a meal, beautiful women are charming and cute, but unfortunately I don't like them. My eyeballs were about to fall out, so I laughed while reading, almost bursting out with tears and snot.

"Damn it, it's considered poetry. How dare a guy like that come out and show his face." Qin Ming opened his eyes wide.

The cheeky man then read a dozen or so poems. Except for two people, all of them were so bad that his head shook like a rattle, and he sighed.

Suddenly the cheeky man opened one of them and exclaimed in surprise, "Qin Ming." There was a pause.

Qin Ming was stunned, looked sideways, and the cheeky man read: "I am facing the Xiangjiang River leaning against the window, and the Aiwan Pavilion is white. The old man is still there today, and the girl with red makeup is good at dancing with guns."

The woman was surprised for a while, she clearly saw that it was written about I love beautiful women, and when she read it, she realized that she was wrong: "So I was wrong, this shameless eunuch can write such a poem."

Qin Ming swept across the eunuchs in the arena triumphantly, smiled slightly, but heard the cheeky man shout: "Qin Ming, pass."

The copywriter swiped his pen to write his name on the paper, followed by several eunuchs passing by, and finally it was the turn of the stunning son, the cheeky man read: "Li Shuang."

His eyes lit up immediately, his face was full of joy, and he read: "Orioles chirp and chirp to express the spring, and the laughter of the warbler relieves sorrow, the beauty is beautiful, the moon is dark, how can rouge and vulgar fans be able to bear it."

"This girl has even used the beauty of spring. Although it is to directly describe the beauty of a beautiful woman, even the bright moon is dwarfed by comparison. A discerning person can tell at a glance. Although it is not an excellent masterpiece, there is still some ink in this girl's belly. " Qin Ming thought, his own works were still a little bit worse than hers.

Li Shuang's clear eyes were calm, until the cheeky man finished reading, his eyes showed a look of anticipation, and the cheeky man read loudly: "Li Shuang, pass."

Only then did Li Shuang heave a sigh of relief. If it doesn't go through, the plan will be inconvenient to implement, and she finally got in.

When she turned her head, she found that Qin Ming was looking at her and glared at him. This man has some talent and learning, but he looks like a ruffian, which is really dumbfounding.

Qin Ming glanced around and found that 14 eunuchs had been eliminated. Those eunuchs who were eliminated were all frowning and mournful. Some people hated themselves for being so difficult to learn at the beginning. There was a loud noise, and some of them even "slapped" themselves to hit the boss's ears, blood flowed out, it was horrible, seeing this kind of scene, Qin Ming opened his mouth wide, these guys are really good at it, and counted the remaining people , plus I have 17 people left.

The cheeky man glanced at the eunuchs with a smile, and said loudly: "First of all, congratulations to all of you who have passed the literary test. Next is the martial test. The martial test is not like what you just discussed, but a competition of riding and archery. That's it, the bullseye is divided into ten rings, each person has ten arrows in total, everyone must complete the archery immediately, and the one who hits the most rings will be selected according to the best, and the one with the highest number of rings will be the champion of this competition, and the top three will be the winners of the competition There are prizes."

When all the ladies heard that there were prizes, their eyes lit up, and their eyes were full of fiery light. Qin Ming stretched his neck even more. After all, he participated in the competition this time because of the prizes. Come here, thinking of Wang An, he let out a sigh, good day

It seems that I didn't see Wang An's old boy. Could it be that he absconded in fear of crime because he didn't complete what I told him to do.

Thinking it was impossible, he shook his head helplessly, and almost fell into the hands of this old boy, Wang An. Fortunately, I am also a person with kung fu, otherwise he would really be beaten into a pig's head.

"Everyone, do you understand?" the bearded man shouted loudly when he saw that everyone was in high spirits.

"Archery is archery, why do you want to ride a horse? Is this kid in need of a fight? He knows that I can't ride a horse, but he still wants to ride a horse. There must be a shady scene. Go and chat with Wang An tomorrow. "Qin Ming was quite upset when he saw the bear-faced man with cheeks, and resisted the urge to beat him into a pig's head. In his 21st century, horses are rare. When it comes to horses, they are BMWs. In the world he lives in, if you say that you are riding a horse and rampaging through the streets, pretending to be tall, rich and handsome, it's no wonder that others don't call him crazy.Nowhere is it like those who can ride tall horses now are full of air and heroism. Qin Ming looked at a dozen soldiers in bright armor not far from the field, leading a group of dark tall horses towards this side.

After a while, he arrived in front of all the eunuchs. Qin Ming saw that the eighteen horses were all strong and thick, with strong legs, and they seemed to be of good quality.

When all the eunuchs saw these horses, their faces immediately showed joy, but Qin Ming's expression was gloomy and he remained silent.

Li Shuang saw that Qin Ming's face was not good-looking, so he glanced at him, vaguely guessed something, immediately became interested, and laughed in his heart: "It's rare to see you deflated, let's see if you can still pass this time."

Of course, Qin Ming didn't know what was going on in Li Shuang's mind. If he knew, it would be a serious blow.

Qin Ming looked at the dozen or so horses that were grieving, but heard the cheeky man say loudly: "Everyone, these eighteen horses are all carefully selected good horses, and they are all equally vigorous. Now you choose one of them and come with me." .”

All the eunuchs rushed forward after hearing the words, and rushed forward to snatch the horse they liked, while Qin Ming leisurely followed behind. For a novice like him, any horse is the same.

Li Shuang's hands and feet were extremely fast, she was the first to act, her steps were light, her figure flashed, and she led a fine horse in a short while.

All the eunuchs quickly grabbed one of their favorite horses, and there was only one horse that seemed to be a little thinner than the other horses. Although the difference seemed small, the horse handler knew it at a glance. , this horse is much worse than others.

Qin Ming shook his head helplessly and led the so-called "skinny horse", stroked the horse's shiny hair, sighed and murmured: "Brother Ma, brother Ma, it seems that you and I share the same illness, both Nobody loves it."

Li Shuang is skilled in martial arts and has a solid foundation of internal energy. She is not far from him, and she has been paying attention to his every move. Although his voice is soft, her hearing is far beyond ordinary people, and all these words fell into her ears.

The woman covered her lips and smiled when she heard the words "puchi".My heart said that this man is really shameless, he can talk to animals.

Qin Ming was awakened by the woman's slight laughter, and turned his head away, only to see Li Shuang smiling like a flower, with a glow on his face, and a strange flush on his white jade-like face, rippling blue waves, and willow eyebrows like a moon, indescribable. Bright and moving.

Qin Ming's heart beat a few times, and that strange and strong feeling rose again, and he felt a little at a loss. He was very thick-skinned, and he had never been afraid of anyone in front of others, but he panicked one after another in front of this beautiful woman. .

Leading the horse, he slowly approached the woman. When the woman saw him coming, she moved back a bit, as if seeing a terrifying monster.

Qin Ming didn't take it seriously, seeing Li Shuang, even if he had a big sorrow, he would forget it. This is called the beauty effect. The so-called beauty effect means that when you see a beautiful woman, you have to laugh, but you can't laugh, you can't laugh cheaply, you have to squeeze With a natural and charming smile, this set of beauty effect is his exclusive patent, which can be described as unprecedented.

Just now, he still had a sad and bitter face, but suddenly it turned into a smiling face. This girl was shocked by his face-changing skills.

Qin Ming stopped while holding the horse, and said with a smile: "Why don't we change horses? You see, my horse has a good coat and is strong. It is as good as three cobblers."

Seeing her nonsense, the woman smiled and said, "What nonsense are you talking about?"

Qin Ming smiled and said, "That's right, I'm a rough person." Glancing at Li Shuang, seeing her smiling sweetly, her mood improved a lot, and said, "Why don't you teach me how to ride a horse later?" , I can’t even hold a whip, let alone ride a horse, it’s not bad if I don’t get ridden by a horse later.”

Li Shuang glanced at him, and said calmly: "Aren't you very powerful, how come you can't even know how to horse, the ghosts will believe it."

Qin Ming shook his head, sighed with a wry smile, and said: "There is a priority in hearing the truth, and there is a specialization in art. Of course I can do some things, but no one is perfect, and gold has no bare feet. Although I am good at some aspects, such as 'picking up girls' ’ But it’s also something that you don’t understand, like riding a horse.”

Li Shuang listened to the words he said in the first few words, with an inscrutable appearance. These classic words have a long history. After all, they are the essence, but they cannot be refuted. But it was very uncomfortable, and he gave him a cold look, and said: "I only teach you to ride the horse and swing the whip, control the rein, get on the horse, and you can figure out the rest by yourself."

Qin Ming chuckled, and said: "That's good, I'm easy to learn, especially like to listen to beautiful women, even if you tell me to go up the mountain of swords or into the sea of ​​fire, I won't frown."

Li Shuang frowned slightly when he saw that he was not serious, and was quite angry, but at this time he was familiar with his character, knew that this person was brazen and too different from others, and remembered that he was an eunuch, so he shook his head helplessly .

"Everyone, are you ready?" The cheeky man smiled when he saw that everyone had chosen their horses.

"The beauty hasn't taught me yet, you brat just said the beginning, it's too immoral, I curse you to be cut off ****." Qin Ming gritted his teeth and cursed secretly, seeing that he was devastated at this critical moment and suffered thousands of years. People with a knife do bad things and good things, so they are naturally in a bad mood.

(End of this chapter)