Excellent little eunuch

Chapter 12 The Competition Begins

Qin Ming was very unhappy when he saw his frightened face and evasion like this. This old boy, although he is so big as an official, is very timid. I want Lao Tzu to win the championship, not to mention the championship, even the last place is a mystery.

Wang An looked up and saw that Qin Ming's face was not good-looking, and he squeezed out a smile that was uglier than crying: "Can you do something else?"

Qin Ming tilted his head, snorted, and said, "Then don't expect me to help you get what you need."

Wang An's eyes lit up when he heard what Qin Ming was asked to get, and a gleam of light appeared on his face, as if hesitating, struggling with each other in his heart, whether to help this favor or not.

Seeing that Wang An was in a daze, Qin Ming's face was cloudy and cloudy, he said nothing, and squinted at him.

After a long time, Wang An sighed, gritted his teeth and said, "That's all, that's all, why does our family need your help?"

Qin Ming patted him on the shoulder and said with a smile: "That's it, otherwise how can I help you get what you need? You must know that I don't want to participate in this thing. Others will even carry the big sedan chair and cry for their father and mother." , I still don’t want to go, if it’s not for your face, I still don’t want to go.” This fellow said it with confidence and confidence, and he dared to give Wang An a big face.

Wang An was speechless for a moment, and suddenly smiled, his tiny eyes were almost squeezed into a seam.

Qin Ming laughed loudly and said, "Eunuch Wang, it's not advisable to deal with it quickly."

Wang An nodded, and said with a serious face, "You know this and I know it, but it can't be known by a third person."

Seeing his cautious appearance, Qin Ming was secretly amused, how could this old boy have such a guts.

Qin Ming nodded solemnly and said, "Don't worry, no third person will know."

Only then did Wang An feel relieved, shook his head helplessly, sighed, and walked away.

Qin Ming watched Wang Anyuan's disappearing figure and wiped the sweat from his forehead. To be honest, no matter who did this kind of thing, he was more or less nervous.

Suddenly, the man in the field yelled: "Next, everyone will draw lots one by one, and then they will compete in pairs. The winning side will enter the semi-finals. In the semi-finals, draw lots again to determine the opponent, until the winner is determined, and then enter the finals. "

Everyone shouted loudly, and for a while, the voice was as violent as a tide, like ten thousand horses galloping, and the snow mountain collapsed, which made Qin Ming's eardrums hurt. Qin Ming looked at the passionate crowd, the high morale, and couldn't help wondering if he could do it. Worried about getting the ranking, this time
There are two thousand eunuchs participating in the yard, which can be said to be one in a million, and the chances of winning are pitifully low for him.

The man said again: "Next, the drawing of lots will begin. Please come in order." The voice was so loud and exciting, like a thunderbolt exploding in the clear sky, it actually suppressed the shouts and screams of the crowd, and it was clearly transmitted to everyone. In the individual's ears, the skill can be seen as extraordinary.

The arena fell silent for a while, and everyone looked at each other with hostility in their eyes. Qin Ming glanced over the crowd disapprovingly, seeing their fiery eyes, everyone stretched their necks to look at the five big boxes drawn by lottery in the arena, in order to prevent cheating , each box has
A ticket teller and a supervisor also added a copywriter to record and register. It seems that the emperor attached great importance to this selection competition.

Qin Ming observed the people around him, and saw that many eunuchs had straight backs and piercing eyes, and they looked a bit tricky. Thinking about his three-legged cat's kung fu, he didn't know if he could fish in troubled waters.

After a while, the two thousand eunuchs formed five long lines. Qin Ming was behind a short eunuch. He saw the short eunuch in front of him. Couldn't bear it, and dared to make up the numbers, alas, it seems that the temptation of this competition is quite a lot. When he saw the eunuch in front of him, he couldn't help but think of Wu Dalang, and he felt quite interesting. There used to be a man next to their school. Wu Dalang sesame seed cakes, the owner of the sesame seed cakes is a short man less than three feet, called Sancunding, Qin Ming likes to buy sesame seed cakes from him every time, because his sesame seed cakes are delicious and cheap, with plenty of ingredients, and more delicious , Two yuan is enough to buy a washbasin-sized one. In order to save money, Qin Ming sometimes buys a sesame seed cake enough to last for a day, but it is a pity that these three-inch nails end up in a gang fight
Because no one saw him, he was trampled to death later, and the blame was that he was so short. Qin Ming was sad about this for a long time afterwards, and he could no longer eat such good biscuits.

"What are you dawdling for?" A voice sounded, and Qin Ming turned his head to look back.

Only an impatient voice said: "What about you? Where are you looking?"

"Me?" Qin Ming pointed at himself blankly.

Looking around, I saw a few eunuchs with resentful faces raised their lips, with a wicked smile on their faces, as if they were mocking themselves, and couldn't help but feel angry. They didn't expect that it would be their turn so soon, and they were still surrounded by this group of eunuchs. The eunuch without JJ despised him, rubbed his eyes,
But seeing that the short eunuch in front had slipped into the crowd and was out of sight, he slapped his head suddenly, blaming himself for thinking wildly, so he lost his mind and didn't see what the three-inch nail looked like, so he regretted it.

Qin Ming smiled wryly and shook his head, but saw the person who sang the tickets staring at him with an angry face, his eyes were extremely fierce, and his zombie-like face looked a little scary, which made Qin Ming feel a little bit scared, but his courage It's not scary, this kind of small scene is

He said something trivial, he laughed and said, "That's it."

The person who sang the tickets had an elongated face, which was indescribably ugly. Seeing Qin Ming take out a ticket from the box, he looked at it and sang, "Qin Ming vs. Chang Zitong."

Qin Ming almost burst out laughing when he heard this, his stomach hurts, there are such weird names, it is really rare, but he heard a few voices, such funny names as Yang Wei, Liu Yuejin, Buju, etc., Qin Ming was astonished Zhang Da Mouth, this name really has a profound meaning, so he stood aside and waited for the game to start.

It took a little time for a cup of tea.The shouting of the ticket tellers had just stopped, and it was expected that the drawing of lots for the preliminary round had already been completed. Qin Ming glanced at the tide-like flow of people, smiled wryly and shook his head.

"The competition is divided into ten venues. Please enter the contestants according to their numbers when you hear their names." The bearded man said loudly.

Everyone followed the man's eyes and saw that a wooden platform had been set up not far from the square. The platform was not very big, about five or six meters long and wide.

"The game ends, and anyone who falls off the stage will lose." The bearded man looked at the crowd and said loudly.

Everyone raised their arms and shouted, the voice was so loud that it could pierce gold and gravel, resounding through the sky, Qin Ming's ears hurt from the roar of this group of people, he couldn't help covering his ears, and cursed secretly: "I have nothing to do to eat, so I'm rushing to reincarnate with such a loud voice."

The bearded man in the arena waved his hand to signal for everyone to be quiet, and the eunuchs in the arena gradually quieted down after a while.

After finally having this peaceful moment, Qin Ming put down his hands, looked at the bearded man, and saw the man say: "Then the name will be read from the ticket, and everyone who is read will go to the designated position."

Everyone nodded excitedly, and then ten tellers who shook their heads slowly allocated the venues for everyone in the competition.

Qin Ming was assigned to stand No. [-], and he was fighting against the guy named "Intestinal Pain". For this meaningful name, he was a little bit looking forward to it.

After a long time, the ticket tellers had just allocated the venues one by one. During this period, Qin Ming was quite bored, rolling his eyes at the ticket tellers with dead faces from time to time.

"Has everyone been allocated now? Then please take your place." Seeing that the staff has been divided, the cheeky man looked at the fanatical crowd and said loudly.

Qin Ming followed the crowd to platform No. [-]. He was pretty good. The two hundred or so people lined up right in the middle. Otherwise, he might not be able to finish playing until the evening. He is not such a patient person.

The ticket-calling began to read the names, and the copywriter was sitting on the sidelines to record the winners. After a while, two eunuchs in the crowd raised their heads and chests, and jumped onto the stage gently.

The eunuch on the left is slightly plump, with his eyes rolled up, like a cross-eyed eunuch, and the eunuch opposite the cross-eyed eunuch has a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks, with a mean face.

Seeing the start of the competition, Qin Ming opened his eyes and looked at the two of them. He crossed his eyes and cupped his hands towards the eunuch with the sharp mouth and monkey cheeks, and said, "Please, Eunuch Qi."

The two actually knew each other, and Eunuch Qi clasped his fists with a smile and said, "Please, Eunuch Lin, please be merciful later."

"Where, where, Eunuch Qi is too modest, so I ask Eunuch Qi to show mercy."

The two talked to each other, and I thought they were chatting at first glance. Qin Ming became impatient. These two boys are so polite, and they are not afraid of making people laugh. , Qin Ming said loudly: "Do you still fight or not, chat and go home and chat."

Some impatient people in the crowd echoed immediately, the two eunuchs were a little embarrassed, their faces blushed, and then they started to fight. The movements of the two were slow, you punched, I punched, just like Tai Chi Same, you come and I go, depending on the situation, it will be difficult to tell the winner even for three days and three nights
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"Damn it, you have to pretend to be a bit more serious. If you are so obvious and dare to put on the stage, it's okay for these two boys to be embarrassing. It's a waste of time." Qin Ming scolded in his heart when he saw the two people's pretentiousness.

With a sound of "ah", Eunuch Lin fell off the stage for some reason, his hands and feet were swaying in the air, and he was still shouting: "I lost, I lost." There was joy in his tone, Don't be discouraged by your failure.

Qin Ming saw at a glance that the two were acting, and secretly raised his middle finger.

Afterwards, there were a lot of contestants, all of whom were mediocre and unattractive, making Qin Ming drowsy and yawning again and again.

"Qin Ming" a voice came into Qin Ming's ears, Qin Ming rubbed his eyes, stretched his waist, and said with a smile, "Is it my turn?"

The ticket teller gave him an annoyed look, and seeing that he was drowsy, he didn't care about the competition, and said coldly, "Come out."

Qin Ming chuckled, brushed aside the crowd, and with a light jerk, he drew a wonderful arc in the air with a dash of skill, which was instantly beautiful.

Someone in the crowd called out: "What a handsome skill."

Everyone was stunned for a moment, then clapped their hands and cheered, Qin Ming couldn't help being elated, smiled and cupped his hands and said, "Thank you, thank you." Those who are capable can't hide it even if they want to hide it. It seems that I am not low-key enough. Sigh.

Seeing Qin Ming's clean and agile skills, the ticket teller couldn't help but glance at him more, as if attracted by his handsome posture, he stared blankly at Qin Ming in a daze. The copywriter beside him reminded him that he stopped contemplating Wake up.

Glancing at the list, he said, "Chang Zitong."

The crowd dispersed, only to see a fat eunuch walking over, his body was like a mountain, every step was very strenuous, this figure was very familiar to Qin Ming, isn't this the shameless bickering guy?
When Eunuch Chang saw Qin Ming, he was also startled, and dragged his fat body up onto the stage. As soon as he got up, the stage creaked loudly, which startled Qin Ming.

"Damn it, if you're so fat and don't lose weight, this kid is not afraid of dying of fat, and dares to participate in this competition." Qin Ming was a little dissatisfied with the shameless fat man.

Eunuch Chang climbed up the stage out of breath, his posture was extremely ugly, it was completely different from Qin Ming's handsome posture.

Seeing Qin Ming looking at him with wide eyes, Eunuch Chang also smiled and said, "I didn't expect it to be you, Eunuch. It's a pleasure to meet you."

Seeing his appearance, Qin Ming tried his best to hold back his smile and said, "Just now I saw Eunuch Chang's miraculous bickering skills, and I admire, admire, this bickering miraculous skill is really shocking, and makes ghosts cry."

Eunuch Chang said with a smirk, without a trace of shame on his face, and said, "I'm ashamed and ashamed. This little eunuch has a unique eye, and his vision is very good."

With a smile on his face, Qin Ming scolded the eunuch for being so shameless. He even opened a dyeing workshop after giving him paint. If he is so shameless, it is completely hopeless.

(End of this chapter)