The long fairy road is wonderful

Chapter 182 Uncle Dragon

Shock!The Dragon King of the East China Sea, who ruled thousands of miles of sea and [-] aquatic tribes, ran away from home and was forced to live on the streets.

Behind all this is the distortion of human nature or the loss of morality. When will the shady scene of domestic violence be revealed?
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Damn, it's over.

It is said that the Dragon King of the East China Sea is afraid of his wife to such an extent, this is too miserable.

Brother Lin was hardly surprised that the person in front of him was the Dragon King of the East China Sea. After all, high-ranking monks are all funny. ...

Brother Lin can accept it, but Ao San says he can't.

In front of Lin Tianci, Ao San was angry and anxious:
"Father, Prime Minister Gui has been looking for you for a long time, and you have left a lot of official duties alone. After a long time, how will the Shui tribe who follow the Dragon Palace live."

Fuck?It turns out that the Dragon Palace in this world also has Prime Minister Turtle...

Brother Lin still has time to think about this.

The Dragon King can't be regarded as a real emperor, because he doesn't have the protection of Ziwei Starlight, but in terms of force, the Dragon King is so much higher than ordinary mortal emperors.

Being in charge of the Dragon Palace is not just about staying at home every day, eating, sleeping and waking up to eat. The [-] aquariums who follow the Dragon Palace need his management. Many policies cannot be implemented without the Dragon King's nod.

The Dragon King has been away for a long time, and the Dragon Palace is naturally in chaos.

However, the Dragon King of the East China Sea did not have the consciousness of being a Dragon King at all, so he responded simply and neatly:

"I won't go back. The tigress at home is too scary. Let her be the dragon king. I might as well be a beggar outside."

"The queen mother is just talking out of anger!"

Ao San couldn't laugh or cry and explained:

"At that time, you saw that the little girl was about to poke her eyes on her body. Could the queen mother not be angry?"

"I don't care, I'm the Dragon King of the East China Sea, but I don't even have the right to look at the little girl! The emperors of mortals have 72 concubines in the Sangong and Six Courts, why is it so hard for me..."

It's really sad, the Dragon King is also a king, not to mention the three thousand beauties in the harem, how many should there be.

Then again, it is probably the first time that a generation of emperors are so mixed up that they are afraid of their wives running away from home.

Brother Lin, who doesn't read much, doesn't know that there was such an emperor who was forced to run away from home by his wife in the history of the Celestial Dynasty...

——Emperor Wen of the Sui Dynasty must have a common language with him.

"But you said it yourself back then, you will only marry one in this life, and everyone in Dragon Palace knows about it."

"I was too young then..."

The Dragon King of the East China Sea had a look of unbearable memories of the past. When he got married, he used the strength of wine to make a big wish, saying that marrying a wife in this life will be a lesson from heaven and earth.

The result is to shoot yourself in the foot with a stone.

"The queen mother said that as long as you come back, the previous things will be forgotten, and she decided to cook for you the most favorite three fresh noodles."

"Really? Why didn't you say it earlier!"

Upon hearing this, the Dragon King jumped up:

"Wow ha ha ha ha, it's better to be a wife, I'll go back now, I'll go back now!"

After finishing speaking, he ran out of the alley like the wind, shouting while running:
"Daughter-in-law, I'm back! Wahahahaha!"

He was laughing wildly, and then ran away...

Lin Tianci: "..."

Although I have known for a long time that the bosses at the level of high-level monks are all funny, but the knowledge of this thing is really refreshed time and time again.

Pedestrians on the road have long been familiar with the strangeness. From this, we can see how many times the Dragon King of the East China Sea has run away from home...

After persuading his father to go back, Ao San will have time to talk to Brother Lin.

He bowed his hands and said:

"Don't blame fellow Daoist Lin, I let you see a joke."

"It's okay, I'm used to it."

Haven't you been used to it for a long time, and the gang of teasers on the mountain of talismans are similar to this tune.

Ao Thirty had a headache and said:
"Father is usually considered wise and powerful, no matter how difficult the political affairs are, he can handle them in an orderly manner, but..."

"Needless to say, I understand."

Brother Lin explained:

"Have you ever seen a monk who was hung up and beaten for eating a chicken, and finally punished to face the wall and think about his past?"

Lin Tianci looking at the sky at a 45° oblique angle:

"That man is my master."

"..."

Ao San opened his mouth, not knowing whether to hug and cry together or comfort him, he finally patted Brother Lin on the shoulder and said:
"Friend Lin, it's not easy for you."

"To share with you..."

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Most of the monks with stronger strength and higher cultivation base are teasers.

This is the trend of the times. Brother Lin and his low-level cultivators can only recognize it with their noses. It’s okay not to recognize it, because...

——This group of people is the new force of the future.

In other words, it will be a matter of time before you become a douchebag, so don't struggle.

Now that he found the Dragon King, Ao San invited Brother Lin back to the Dragon Palace. It is said that the banquet has been prepared.

Of course, little brother Lin would not refuse to eat and drink. Besides, he didn't come to the Dragon Palace just to drop by.

"Friend Ao, speaking of it, I still don't know where your elder brother and second brother are?"

On the way, little brother Lin took it as an excuse to ease the embarrassment, and started chatting.

Ao San is the third prince of Long, and there must be a boss and a second child in front of him.

"Brother Ao Lan is obsessed with cultivation, and he can't stay out of retreat all year round. I rarely see him. The last time I saw him was at my father's birthday banquet."

"Sounds very similar to my senior sister."

Lin Tianci's elder sister, Zhuo Linxian, is also a closed-door maniac. In the ten years of the Shenfumen, the number of times this elder sister has appeared can be counted on one's fingers. From time to time, I will give pointers to brother Lin and others to practice.

"Oh? But fellow Taoist Zhuo Linxian Zhuo who is known as the 'Sword of the God Talisman'?"

What the hell is a talisman sword.

Zhuo Linxian is indeed very famous in the cultivation world. Apart from being a true disciple of the Divine Talisman Sect, she also gained a huge reputation when she participated in the traveling event.

This is probably because people are not in the arena, but there are still legends about my sister in the arena.

Divine Talisman Sword is naturally the title given to Zhuo Linxian by the monks, just like the "South Murong North Qiaofeng" in martial arts novels. If Brother Lin becomes more and more famous in the future, he will also have his own title.

——For example, a brick of a rune.

Ao San seems to have admired Zhuo Linxian for a long time. It was brother Lin who was chatting about the Dragon Palace, but he had to talk a lot about Zhuo Linxian.

"What about your second brother?"

"My second brother, Ao Lei, went to Xihai to become a son-in-law, and it's been a long time since I said it."

The son of the dignified Dragon King actually ran to become the son-in-law?
Being a door-to-door son-in-law may sound disgraceful, but it is actually a very normal thing among the Dragon Clan.

The reproductive ability of dragons is not weak, and there are countless kinds of sub-dragons or creatures with dragon blood.

But the number of real dragons born between dragons and dragons is still small. After all, they are considered adults only after 500 years, and it is not sure whether they are male or female.

The Dragon King of the East China Sea is the most envied among the Dragon Clan because he has three sons.

The Dragon King of the West Sea was even more miserable. He gave birth to a bunch of girls, all of whom were daughters. Seeing that he was too old to have a son, he had no choice but to find a son-in-law who came to him to train him to be the next Dragon King.

If you think about it this way, it's a bit like a prince in the west.

In fact, the dragon palaces are all relatives. The Dragon King of the East China Sea was born in South China Sea, and he is the youngest son of the previous Dragon King of the South China Sea. The current Dragon King of the South China Sea wants to call the Dragon King of the West Sea uncle, but the Dragon King of the East China Sea is the relative of the Dragon King of the East China Sea...

If you go up and down, it will be more complicated. If you want to clarify the relationship thoroughly, then some people will be blind.

Anyway, it was just chatting, and Lin Tianci didn't intend to sort out the complicated interpersonal relationships in it.

Having said that, since they are all relatives, they should marry each other...

Not to mention this, the two quickly returned to the Dragon Palace during the chat, and Ao San led them into a luxurious palace.

At this time, the Dragon King of the East China Sea had already changed into his dragon robe, and was sitting in the main seat waiting for Brother Lin.

——A dragon robe in the true sense!
"Lin Tianci, the divine talisman, has seen the Dragon King of the East China Sea."

After all, it is still on the territory of the East China Sea, no matter how funny the performance is, he is also the Dragon King, so it is necessary to be polite.

"Nephew, you don't need to be too polite, take your seat quickly."

The Dragon King of the East China Sea also behaved very normally, and it was impossible to connect him with the psychosis who laughed wildly on the street just now, "My daughter-in-law is so nice".

The food for entertaining guests in the Dragon Palace is naturally much better than the snack street outside. There is a large round table with a variety of delicacies that can be named but not named, but because it is in the sea, the ingredients are basically all kinds of seafood.

Is it really not afraid of gout if you eat like this every day?
Think about it carefully, these guys are dragons, gout is nothing...

It is worth mentioning that there is also a casserole next to the Dragon King, which contains steaming three fresh noodles.

Noticing Brother Lin's eyes, the Dragon King hurriedly protected the casserole and said:

"My daughter-in-law made this for me, I can't give it to you!"

"..."

I don't want either...

Seeing that Brother Lin really didn't mean to grab the casserole, the Dragon King coughed lightly, raised his wine glass and said:
"My king, Ao Lie, welcomes Nephew Lin Xian to be our guest on behalf of the East Sea Dragon Palace."

Wait a minute, isn't Ao Lie the Dragon King of the West Sea?
Oh yes, this is not Journey to the West.

"Dragon King is polite."

It's just a scene, so there's nothing I can't say.

No matter in the previous life or in this life, everyone seems to like to talk about things at the wine table.

After three rounds of wine, five flavors of food, eating and drinking, coupled with Ao San's assistance from time to time, the conversation gradually became more open.

The food tastes good, and the wine is made of immortality. Unlike ordinary wine, in addition to being delicious and having the effect of improving cultivation, it will also make monks drunk.

Brother Lin's self-control ability is not bad, he knows not to drink too much, drinking too much will cause trouble.

On the contrary, the Dragon King, who has already drank and talked with his tongue open:

"Shenfu Sect is kind to my East China Sea Dragon Palace. The matter of Nephew Lin Xian is my East China Sea matter. I will take care of it if you have your uncle. In this 13-mile sea area of ​​the East China Sea, you can walk sideways. If you like any girl, just say it, sir." I'm the ruler!"

In such a short period of time, he became Lin Tianci's uncle...

(End of this chapter)