Anti-Japanese sign from Liangjian

Chapter 45 Wine and meat passed through the intestines, and the Buddha left it in his heart 【Please collect and recommend】

Chapter 45 Wine and meat passed through the intestines, but the Buddha left in his heart
Juxian Building in Heyuan County.

It's very lively at this time.

If you say that Hirata Ichiro is also a formidable master, he is in control of the little devil's gendarmerie, and there are certainly people who curry favor with him. In the county town, there are prominent celebrities and local tyrants, officers of the Japanese army, and Ergouzi Huangxie who follow their butts to make money All the military officers received invitations, and they went to pay their respects one by one with a lot of money in their hands.

There is a small table at the gate of the hotel, which is used to place the gifts that the guests come to congratulate. On a big red paper.

"welcome……"

Hirata Ichiro warmly greeted the congratulators at the door.

Chu Yunfei couldn't think of anything better for a while, so he and the deputy company commander Sun Ming followed everyone, bought gifts and mixed in.

"Captain, how do we get in? We don't have any money with us?" Lin Feng asked.

After thinking for a while, Li Yunlong awkwardly took out a few oceans and a few border area tickets from his pocket, but he really couldn't bring out anything of value.

"Dayang is my money for drinking and cigarettes for the next few months, and border tickets are not easy to use here. I don't have much money left to buy gifts."

Monk Wei also followed suit: "There is no gift here, they will let us in? You see, the guy who keeps the account at the door is now stuffing the banknotes into himself. He must be a money-grubbing lord."

"Lin Feng, you still have money on your mother's body, take it out!" Li Yunlong asked tentatively.

Lin Feng shook his head and said no, and then said: "Commander, where can I get you money, and our independent regiment rarely pays military salaries, and the little money I save will either be won by my brothers, or the fireworks will be bought. Now my two If you can find a piece of ocean in a pocket, I will kowtow to you."

"Monk, where the hell are you?"

Li Yunlong looked at Monk Wei with a smile and asked.

Monk Wei said frankly: "You don't have any, can I have one?"

"Leader, don't ask, brother monk probably doesn't have one either. He likes to eat meat and drink alcohol, so he must have no money in his pocket."

Li Yunlong's face darkened and he complained: "You monk Hua, what the hell do you drink? Monks are not allowed to drink, and your mother drinks and eats meat. You take it all from me. If I give you another woman, you will be as good as a mother." You can marry a daughter-in-law to be your father, you fucking monk, I feel worthless for your six-rooted master to have you as an apprentice, if I were your big monk master, I must beat you with the Zen stick Yes, you actually broke the Buddhist precepts!"

After listening to Li Yunlong's criticism, Monk Wei couldn't help but wiped his cold sweat: "Head, don't just talk about me, I'm also your bodyguard anyway, save some face, besides, I'm a lay disciple of Shaolin, and the commandments are useless to me , Who stipulated that monks can’t eat meat in big bowls, drink in big mouthfuls, and be free and easy, there is a saying, I read it in a book, it’s right... the wine and meat have passed through the intestines, and the Buddha will keep it in his heart!”

"Haha, Brother Monk is quite eloquent, isn't he?" Lin Feng praised.

"What did the Buddha keep in his heart? I think your mother is a fake monk. You still talk back to me and wait until I go back to see if I won't punish you for picking shit for three days."

"Don't stop, head, I shouldn't talk back to you as a monk, I won't say it, I won't say it, can you spare me?"

When Monk Wei heard about picking manure, he was so frightened that he gave in. The last time he was punished by Li Yunlong to pick manure, he didn't eat for a whole day.

"Head, you have an idea, how to get in, now head Chu and his adjutant have already gone in!"

Li Yunlong thought for a while, and said slowly: "Damn it, I went to eat his dog's meal for his mother's face. We don't have any money anyway, so we went in directly and brought gifts. I'm afraid the gift for me is so small. Devils have no luck either."

"Leader, let's just go in like this? Don't we get thrown out?" Lin Feng asked worriedly.

"Where are there so many problems, Da Linzi, just follow me in."

"Head, I'll go in too, but I've agreed in advance, don't do it first when you go in, I just picked up the chopsticks here, and you do it on the other side, you can't eat anything, wait until the three monks are full After drinking enough, give this dog day a [-]-ring shock field, look at the leader!"

"Eat, eat, as long as his mother knows how to eat, okay, old man

?I promise you, but remember to save some for our political commissar and Kong Er's idiot, they haven't seen much meat recently, and their mouths are very greedy! "

"Don't worry, head, as long as I and the monk are fed and drunk, what you say, what we do, we are all up to you."

"Let's go, you two keep up, just keep talking and follow me!"

Li Yunlong pressed down on the brim of his hat, and swaggered towards the door.

Seeing the three of them coming, the manager smiled and prepared to receive the gift, but when he saw that the three of them were empty-handed, their faces immediately became unhappy, thinking that these three were so fucking shameless, that they had no shame in coming to eat empty-handed. I don’t want to talk about it, but seeing that their long gowns are polite and old-fashioned, and they have box cannons in their waists, at first glance, they think they are from the plainclothes team. He thought that Ichiro Hirata would file a complaint later to see what face the three of them have. .

Lin Feng, Li Yunlong, and Monk Wei walked in, found a table and sat down. The food made by Juxianlou was very attractive, and the aroma tantalized the taste buds.

The table is full of meat dishes and vegetarian dishes are good things to go with wine.

Monk Wei and Lin Feng salivated as they watched.

"Both of you should pay attention to your bloody image. It's really embarrassing to see your halazila boss!" Li Yunlong lowered his head and said in a low voice.

Hirata Ichiro's face was full of joy, seeing more and more people came to congratulate him, he couldn't help standing at the front of the wine table to say a few words.

This Hirata Ichiro is a full-fledged Japanese, he can't speak Chinese at all, and he babbled nonsense. The translator next to him smiled and nodded and bowed down to translate for him. The general meaning is that I am very grateful to everyone for coming. Hirata Ichiro thank you all for your kindness. Thank you colleagues for your kind words.

Li Yunlong is also extremely calm. He usually likes to drink a little wine, and he has a special liking for peanuts. If he drinks without a plate of peanuts, it is simply a blasphemy against drinking.

He picked up a piece of peanut with chopsticks and put it in his mouth, and asked Lin Feng while watching Ichiro Hirata's mumbled speech.

"Dalinzi, what did Hirata say? It looks like he's about to cry!"

At this time, Lin Feng couldn't care less about this, rolled up his sleeves, broke off the next chicken leg and started to eat it.

The monk also completely disregarded his image, seeing so many delicious food, he picked up a plate of peanuts and poured them into his mouth hungrily.

(End of this chapter)