Little monster can't go to heaven

Chapter 462 Nonsense!

This was the first time that Huang Badger spoke to the little girl in such a tone, so after the little girl was taken aback for a moment, she blushed and shouted angrily:
"Brother Badger, Dad, I hate you! I won't talk to you anymore!"

As he spoke, he dragged A Duo and ran away.

Brother Badger stood still, but there was a wry smile on the corner of his mouth.

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The main peak of Snake King Mountain.

"Yeah, I'm pissed off! I'm pissed off! Dead yellow badger, stinky yellow badger! Promise and renege on the debt!" As soon as the little devil returned to the main hall of the Heavenly Snake Palace, he yelled angrily. , A Duo stood beside him with red eyes and said nothing.

The three commanders were a little stunned.

From the little girl's incoherent venting, they roughly heard the whole story, but they were all a little helpless, it was really inappropriate for them to help anyone in this matter!In the end, it was the Pig Demon Commander and the White Rhino Commander who talked about it, and took the little girl out to play.

However, Commander Ziyan stayed behind for some reason.

"Sister A Duo." Commander Ziyan blinked her seductive eyes, walked over suddenly, put his arms around the little deer demon's shoulders, and said in a mysterious voice: "I'll ask you a question... Do you want to let me know?" From now on, the Yellow Badger will stay by your side wholeheartedly?"

"Ah?" A Duo suddenly raised his head, staring blankly at Commander Ziyan.

After a while, he bowed his head sadly and shook his head slightly: "Commander, you are joking, he doesn't like me at all, I know it."

"Tsk tsk, what do you know, sister, I've come here." Commander Ziyan let out a chuckle, and moved her red lips to the base of A Duo's ears: "Let me tell you, male monsters are animals that think with their lower body, what do you think?" To tie his heart, you have to tie his body first!"

"Yellow Badger is not like that..." A Duo was taken aback for a moment, but subconsciously argued.

"Hey, why are you still helping him talk?" Commander Ziyan tapped A Duo's forehead lightly, covered his mouth with a coquettish smile and said, "Silly girl, don't worry about other things, just tell me if you want to let me Yellow badger is in love with you."

A Duo opened his mouth slightly, and after a while he said in a voice as thin as a gnat: "I want to..."

"Then sister will teach you a trick!" Commander Ziyan waved his hand lightly, took out a small purple flower from nowhere, handed it to A Duo, and said in a charming voice: "The name of this flower It is Ziying, which grows on a cliff of a lonely peak in the camp of Litianying. It blooms in early spring every year and withers in late spring. As long as passing birds eat them, they will start to estrus, eagerly looking for a suitable partner to reproduce. ..."

"Ah?" Hearing some explicit words, A Duo blushed: "What are you talking about..."

"Oh, my silly A Duo, do you really not understand or are you pretending not to understand?" The commander of Ziyan rolled her eyes, "You are so close to Huang Badger, and he trusts you so much, you find someone The opportunity to be alone, is it difficult to put the juice of Ziyinghua into his food? Moreover, Ziyinghua has another effect. After eating it and doing 'that thing', the possibility of getting pregnant will be greatly increased Increase it, when the time comes when raw rice is cooked and cooked, are you afraid that you won’t be able to tie down your little lover?"

"Ah!" A Duo's face turned red to the ears, and his head was buried in his arms in an instant, and he said in a panic: "No, please stop talking..."

Commander Ziyan laughed lightly, and without any explanation, he grabbed A Duo's hand, stuffed a small packet of Ziying flowers into it, and left in a hurry.

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Besides, the little girl, she seemed to be really angry this time, if she said to ignore Brother Badger, she really ignored it!
In the past few days, Huang Badger also went to the Heavenly Snake Palace several times, but every time she saw the little demon king, she snorted softly and immediately turned her face away, pouted and said nothing.

Brother Badger can't do anything about it... He can't be sure whether he can stay in Snake King Mountain after a month, so naturally he can't make any promises!Perhaps this misunderstanding can only be resolved when the Snake Queen returns. No matter whether the Snake Queen can help him withstand the pressure of the Heaven Swallowing Ancestor, at least she knows Brother Badger's difficulties!She can justify the name of the Yellow Badger!

As for A Duo, it seemed that she was much calmer than the little girl. Except for the red eye sockets in the morning after the first night, she seemed to accept the result in the next few days, and meeting the yellow badger would be the same as before Normal chat, nothing seems to have happened.

On this day, Brother Badger came to the top of the main peak again.

In the main hall of the Heavenly Snake Palace, the little girl glanced at Huang Badger, hummed twice, continued to ignore him, but slapped the armrest of the Rock Throne, and shouted childishly, "Commander White Rhino! "

The burly white rhino commander walked in after hearing this.

"How's the preparation for what I said yesterday?" the little girl asked while sitting on a high rock throne, shaking her feet.

"The Earthquake Battalion has all assembled and is ready to go at any time." The commander of the white rhinoceros nodded slightly, with a little helplessness in his tone.

"Okay! Then let's set off now!" The little girl's eyes lit up and she jumped down.

"Wait, the Earthquake Battalion is assembled? What are you going to do?" Brother Badger was taken aback!The whole Earthquake Battalion is dispatched, this is not a small matter, and it is the idea of ​​the little devil, so he can't help but not worry!

The little girl turned her face away and said nothing, but the commander of the white rhinoceros smiled wryly at the yellow badger, "Let's go visit Monkey King Mountain."

"Monkey King Mountain?" Brother Badger was stunned.

It's normal to visit another Yaowang mountain, but gathering all the main force of the frontal battle "Earthquake Battalion" and taking them there together, the meaning is quite different!
What is this for?Is there a war?

Monkey King Mountain, as a long-standing ally of Snake King Mountain, did not send even a single demon soldier as reinforcements in the territorial battle that just passed, but only sent a batch of spirit fruit wine symbolically, which can be said to be very good. typical!But in fact, if you think about it carefully, it is understandable.

Why does Monkey King Mountain pay tribute to Snake King Mountain every year?
Because the Golden Hair Monkey King of Monkey King Mountain is not as powerful as the Snake Queen!And the gap is not small!Of course, it is true that the relationship between the two Monster King Mountains is good, because the Snake Queen is not the Xiaoyue Wolf King, and has never bullied Monkey King Mountain, but instead takes care of Monkey King Mountain in many ways.

It is said to be a tribute, but it is actually an act of the golden-haired Monkey King of Monkey King Mountain bowing his head to show his favor, willing to be the "subordinate" of Snake King Mountain in exchange for support and protection.

And the Wolf King Xiaoyue has been able to fight the Queen of Snake for so long, obviously his strength is comparable to the Queen of Snake before the breakthrough, so the Golden Monkey King is also far from the opponent of the Wolf King of Xiaoyue!

So when the Snake Queen disappeared, and the Xiaoyue Wolf King aggressively killed the Snake King Mountain, it was easy to understand that the Monkey King Mountain did not dare to send reinforcements... Sending spirit fruit wine can also be regarded as a "tribute", but if you send troops, then It is completely an enemy of Wolf King Ridge!The golden-haired monkey king naturally had to consider whether Xiaoyue wolf king would ask him to settle accounts after Qiuhou after the complete defeat of Snake King Mountain.

There are many demon king mountains in the Kongqing mountain range, some demon kings like to develop alone, some demon kings like to form cliques, and some demon kings like to attach themselves to stronger ones, the relationship can be described as intricate.Didn't the Qingling Demon King also send the peacock demon to Snake King Mountain in an attempt to force Snake King Mountain to pay tribute to Qingmu Ridge?It is because the Qingling Demon King is the kind with great ambitions.

And the golden-haired Monkey King of Monkey King Mountain belongs to the kind of demon king who is less courageous and less aggressive.

However, understanding is understanding. Regarding the previous incident, Snake King Mountain has a lot of resentment towards Monkey King Mountain!Brother Badger is no exception...but he also knows very well that after the return of the Snake Queen, he will definitely go to Monkey King Mountain for an explanation.

If Monkey King Mountain still wants to maintain a good relationship with Snake King Mountain, it will definitely have to pay something, and the speed of this must be controlled by the Snake Queen.

It's just that Brother Badger didn't expect that the Little Demon King couldn't wait for the Snake Queen to come back, so he planned to visit Monkey King Mountain by himself first!

"No, you can't go!" Huang Badger stopped the little girl without thinking, grabbed her arm and said, "The golden monkey king is a demon king after all, it's dangerous for you to go like this. It’s necessary to go now, Monkey King Mountain can’t escape, it’s more appropriate to wait for the king to come back!”

"Let go of me! Leave me alone!" The little girl shook her arms vigorously and shouted, "The Queen Mother is coming back, I want to hold a big wedding banquet, and I'm going to find Qianguo Niang for the Queen Mother! Why are you stopping me?" I!"

The spirit fruit wine that Monkey King Mountain usually pays tribute to is brewed from a hundred kinds of spirit fruits. It is rumored that there is a more precious kind called Qianguo Niang, and Monkey King Mountain itself doesn't have much!

"That's not okay, it's too dangerous!" Brother Badger didn't let go.

Unexpectedly, the little girl suddenly opened her mouth and bit Brother Badger's hand. The little canine teeth were sharp, and Brother Badger let out his strength under the pain, but the little girl broke free.

"Let's go!" The little girl gave Brother Badger a demonstrative look, grabbed the arm of the commander of the white rhinoceros with both hands, and pulled him out.

"Yellow Badger, don't worry about this matter." The commander of the white rhino smiled wryly and shook his head, "There will be no danger, the golden monkey king and the king are old acquaintances, and the second lady can be regarded as his half-niece, it's all right " After saying that, he left the Heavenly Snake Palace with the little girl.

Brother Badger watched them leave, and was silent for a while, but shook his head and sighed.

Even if the White Rhino Commander is right, at least one thing can be explained, this little girl really doesn't listen to him at all.

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I don't know why the little devil made such a fuss in Monkey King Mountain. Anyway, when she came back, she really brought back a gourd full of Qianguo Niang!

In addition, there are quite a few minced fruit brews, all kinds of good things that are special products of Monkey King Mountain, and so on.

The little girl couldn't rest for a moment, and then began to make all kinds of troubles. The three commanders couldn't tell, but Brother Badger knew very well that the little girl was deliberately against him!Many of the things she did were things Brother Badger had told her not to do. Brother Badger knew that the little girl was going in a different direction to force himself to compromise and marry A Duo!
But can Brother Badger compromise?He couldn't...Although he had his own difficulties, he couldn't express his sufferings, so he could only restrain his temper and let the little girl mess around.

But on this day, Brother Badger heard a piece of news from the leader of the pig demon, which made him unable to sit still.

The little girl actually sent a group of goblins to capture a group of humans, saying that she would cook this legendary delicacy at the grand wedding banquet to welcome the Snake Queen, and present it to the Queen Mother!
"This little girl is just... messing around!" Badger Geten stood up suddenly.

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