Little monster can't go to heaven

Chapter 369 The King's Fart

Chapter 369 The King's Fart

Refining tools, planting fields, and patrolling mountains, this day passed like this.

When they gathered in the evening, Luluo came up to express her gratitude to Huang Badger. She already knew that her good sister Mao Mao had obtained a long-awaited magic weapon from Huang Badger.

"Maomao is not sensible, Luluo is here to say thank you on her behalf!" The little banshee with pure eyes blushed slightly, and bowed deeply, and her address was the same as that of Ah Po, "Brother Badger, you have worked tirelessly to create the magic weapon. She didn't even accept a reward, but she ran away without even saying thank you, it's really inappropriate."

Brother Badger waved his hands again and again, but said in his heart, the little cat demon did not say thank you, but he almost praised himself to the sky when he left...

Cough cough, to be honest, compared to the slightly embarrassing thank you from Luluo siblings, I still prefer Mao Mao's heartless way of expressing gratitude...

But Luluo reminded him.

remuneration!

That's right... Ever since the last competition between Shi Dazuanfeng and Li Dazhendi's two brigades, many little Zhuanfeng have implicitly expressed their wish to ask him to help refine magic weapons, and those monster soldiers, although I didn't dare to say it clearly, but the eager eyes were enough to explain everything.

Even Shi Dazuanfeng wanted him to help him tailor a magic weapon!

Build for free?Of course it's impossible, Brother Badger doesn't have so much free time...

But if it is paid, it will be different... The rewards of the monster clan, especially those monster soldiers, are nothing more than some spiritual wine mixed with water, but the spirit wine mixed with water can be given to the little cubs to drink, or you can drink it. Use it to water the aura rice!As for the demon generals, their rewards must be relatively better.

Moreover, Brother Badger forging magical weapons is also a process of tempering himself with the power of strange shocks. At the same time, he can improve his proficiency in refining middle-level magic weapons, in order to create his own middle-level magic weapons with "lightening runes" Being prepared can be said to serve multiple purposes.

The complexity of the lightening talisman is not comparable to that of the large talisman. Even if it is drawn with charcoal in advance, Brother Badger is not at all sure...

"That's it." Brother Badger looked at the dozen or so demon soldiers in his team with a smile, "Everyone, you can tell your friends around you when you go back, that I, Huang Badger, can make magic weapons for everyone from today, but it's for a fee! As long as the soldiers need three bowls of spirit wine mixed with water, I can make a low-level magic weapon, of course, bring your own metal!"

Saving up the three-month quota of spirit wine and exchanging it for a magic weapon is definitely not a loss!As for the charging standard of the demon generals, there is no need for Brother Badger to tell his demon soldiers.

"Little Zhuanfeng... are you serious?"

"Aha, several of my good friends have asked me to do this before! That's great!"

"Me too... Now I can have an explanation with them!"

I didn't expect White Fang Black Claw and the others to be quite excited.

……

The next day, when Huang Badger came to the field by the river again, he really verified his conjecture.

Although the two rice seedlings that had been watered with the spirit fruit wine were still growing vigorously, they had not changed much. Only the rice seedling that had been watered with the original liquid of the spirit fruit wine grew a lot taller overnight. The short one is now the tallest, and the rudiments of rice ears are faintly condensed on the top!
This ear of rice is not ordinary big, it is as thick as Brother Badger's wrist, the length cannot be measured by a single palm!It's no smaller than a mature corn... If the stalks of Lingqi rice were not strong enough, they might not be able to support its weight.

These are just immature young ears!

The spirit wine stock solution actually has the effect of accelerating the growth of the spiritual energy rice... Brother Badger became even more curious, so he simply continued to water it with the stock solution. Anyway, only one plant would not consume much.

After three days like this, the aura rice was completely mature.

The golden ears of rice drooped their heads because they were overwhelmed, and the grains on them were full of grains.Brother Badger roughly counted, and there were thousands of grains on it!
Holding back the joy in his heart, Brother Badger picked off the ear of rice, gently rubbed down hundreds of intact rice grains, dug hundreds of small holes again, and planted them again!As for the extra seeds, Brother Badger put them away directly, thinking that he would make some kind of human delicacy made of rice for the cubs to taste.

As for the rice planted, Brother Badger had experience this time, so he directly poured a few drops of spirit fruit wine mixed with water into each pit to ensure that they would germinate smoothly.

After thinking about it, and fearing that his newly reclaimed field would be destroyed, Brother Badger simply felt his heart move, and summoned someone in the remote mountains.

……

In the deep mountains and forests.

In a dry and dilapidated tree hole, the deepest part of the tree hole is covered with weeds. A female weasel with smooth fur and a slim figure is crouching on the weed pile, looking at the "beautiful man" in front of him with admiration. ", water seems to be dripping from her charming big eyes.

As a spirit beast-level weasel, he has eaten countless feeds from Gu Quezong's spirit beast garden, and his body has long been countless times stronger than ordinary weasels, even compared to some low-level demon soldiers who have just transformed into forms!In the ordinary weasel group, it stands out from the crowd, and can be called a king-like existence!
The tall and mighty body, the radiant eyes, and the explosive muscles under the fur are all full of attraction to the opposite sex.

The weasel spirit beast saw that he just played around with two postures, so that the "little beauty" in front of him had a heart-warming eye, and rolled directly on the weeds, as if he was at his disposal, and was immediately very proud.

Compared with the boring spirit beast garden, the deep mountains and old forests of Snake King Mountain are simply paradise!
Unexpectedly, when he was about to pounce on it, a call suddenly came from his mind, it was the call of the master who subdued it from the bloodline!

At that moment, the poor weasel spirit beast was about to cry... But in the end, it reluctantly looked at the little beauty for a few times, then wailed, tucked its tail, and was about to turn around and leave.

"Woooo..." Who knows that the slender little weasel was not happy, sobbing, she rushed up, rubbed the body of the weasel spirit beast vigorously, and even bit its tail to prevent it from leaving, with a sad expression like A very dissatisfied little daughter-in-law.

Nonsense, the old lady has taken off her pants, so you want to leave like that?

The weasel spirit beast struggled several times but couldn't break free, finally gritted its teeth and unleashed its killer move!
There was only a "poof", and the foul-smelling light yellow smoke spread out in the tree hole...

The expression of the little female weasel holding her tail suddenly became very exciting!

Even though they belong to the weasel family, the poor little beauty has never seen such a mighty fart. This is a fart that even a cultivator can put down!Smelling it at a close distance, really this smell should only exist in the sky, how many times can you smell it in the world... The king's fart is so extraordinary that even the little weasel, who is of the same family, rolled her eyes.

Eventually, he staggered to the ground and passed out.

……

Not long after, a yellow figure appeared in front of the yellow badger, with an expression of lovelessness.

The yellow badger didn't notice the sad face of the weasel spirit beast, but smiled slightly, and pointed to the rice field that had just taken shape: "In the next period of time, you will build a nest next to this and help me take care of this field." Right. If any animals, birds, etc. come to destroy, remember to drive them all away!"

(End of this chapter)

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