Little monster can't go to heaven

Chapter 33 Strange Dream
It turned out that the yellow badger was shocked!Stop the magic of life...

In the state of not holding back, with the power of the shapeshifting demon combined with the power of human tools, there was only a "poof", and this ridiculously hard tree had no choice but to break down in response.

Yellow Badger shrugged his shoulders, this feeling was great, breaking down all obstacles with absolute strength.The various skills of human beings are really annoying...

I have to say that the concept of the yellow badger is still an out-and-out demon concept.Tools and skills are what separate humans from animals...

But after cutting down three trees so readily, Brother Badger was dumbfounded.

The ax actually curled its blade!
The yellow badger is holding a thick-backed ax made of refined iron!Normally felling trees and chopping firewood, the service life is conservatively estimated to be more than two years.But it is estimated that even the blacksmith who built it did not consider that there would be such an outrageous situation that a demon would use it to chop down a living "iron gum tree"...

That's right, this tree is called Iron Gum Tree. The trunk is rich in resin, which can burn for a long time in the stove. It is the villagers' favorite firewood.But it also has a characteristic that the yellow badger does not know, that is, the trunk is harder than iron when it is alive, and the hardness will be greatly reduced after it dies. The villagers usually look for dead iron gum trees to chop...

Brother Badger used an iron ax to chop down three live iron gum trees that were harder than iron.

Without an axe, it would be quite troublesome to cut down trees. Brother Badger took a rest for a while, and then began to remove the remaining branches and leaves, leaving only three bare trunks.He tied the tree trunks together with a rope, thought for a while, and then activated the natal magic again, maintaining a normal state of restraint, and then dragged them slowly towards the village with great effort.

It was naturally very slow in this way, and it was already evening when we returned to Baixi Village.

This is also Huang Badger's great luck. Today's work has come to an end, and the three logs he cut are temporarily useless.Put it in the wood pile overnight, the vitality will slowly lose, and it will not be so hard by the next morning.Otherwise, chopping off three living iron bakelite will definitely cause a sensation!
The yellow badger who returned to the village switched to a state of complete breathlessness, and went home with Fu Yunzi.

Thanks to "Fu Yunzi", Huang Badger can now live next door to the village chief's house. There have always been several high-class rooms there, and Huang Badger and Fu Yunzi each occupy one of them.

If they lived close together, they would naturally have more opportunities to steal Qiankun bags. This was the only benefit of Huang Badger agreeing to be Fuyunzi's apprentice.

The old Fuyunzi seemed to be tired after working as a supervisor all day. After eating, he sat down by the bed early.Brother Badger endured the humiliation and served him with tea and water for a long time, but he couldn't find a chance to do it.Seeing that the old Taoist took off his boots, a smell comparable to that of a weasel monster's own life and monster farts came to his nostrils, Brother Badger cursed secretly, and fled in despair.

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That night.

The yellow badger was lying on the bed and had a strange dream.

I dreamed that I had found the young master and was named as the guard of the mountain, and my prestige was incomparable for a while... I dreamed that my younger brothers and sisters succeeded in transforming into forms one by one, and they were powerful... I dreamed that I became a peerless monster through cultivation. I can't, punching Tiger King Mountain, kicking Wolf King Ridge, 26 cave demon kings are trembling in front of me...

I also dreamed that the seductive fox demon and pretty widow became her maid, twisting her seductive buttocks to help her change clothes, her crooked eyes smiled as if dripping water... dreamed of the noble and beautiful snake queen snuggling up to her In his arms, icy muscles and bones, obsessive eyes, soft waist rubbing against his body... even dreamed of that cold and beautiful mysterious girl in blue...

Brother Badger was in high spirits, when suddenly, the scene in the dream changed drastically!

The woods disappeared, the mountains disappeared, and I suddenly found myself among countless square "stone buildings".The dirt land also turned into a gray and smooth road, and iron shells with four wheels ran back and forth on the road, making piercing beeps.

Human beings of all shapes and sizes walk around.Yellow Badger couldn't feel their breath, as if everything was illusory, and he was just a passerby.He noticed that these human beings were dressed very strangely, looking at a glowing "brick" in his hand while walking...

Everything is so strange, yet it gives Yellow Badger a sense of familiarity from the depths of his soul.

"Where is this?" Yellow Badger looked around in confusion.

Suddenly there was a gurgling sound in his stomach, and Huang Badger suddenly felt very hungry. Just as this idea came into being, there was a whirl around, and the light and shadow changed, and then he came to a magnificent hall.There was melodious music, clean tableware, and a white napkin tied on the yellow badger's chest. On the table in front of him was a plate of food that seemed delicious although he had never seen it before.

The yellow badger unceremoniously grabbed the food and stuffed it into his stomach. The delicious taste made the yellow badger's soul tremble, as if he had tasted a familiar taste that he had reunited with after a long time!But he was still hungry.Immediately afterwards, another kind of food appeared on the clean plate... Yellow Badger just ate and drank crazily, countless kinds of food and drinks that he had never seen but seemed to have seen countless times entered his Stomach, the more he ate, the hungrier he became, and the more he ate, the hungrier he became, until the hunger flooded him like an ocean...

"what!"

Yellow Badger sat up abruptly, panting heavily, and a trace of panic flashed in his eyes.

After a long time, he calmed down and realized that he was really hungry.

Woke up hungry.

Looking back at the scene in the dream at this time, Brother Badger is obviously much calmer. In fact, since his head was hit by a stone, all kinds of strange words and images often appear in his mind, many of which can be compared with the dream just now. On the number.For example, "road", "car", "glass", or "suit", "leather shoes", "mobile phone"...

I just don't know why they all appeared in my dream tonight, forming such a strange dream.

"Maybe it's because I'm too tired today." Huang Badger muttered, and simply stopped thinking about it.Then he sat up from the bed, put on his coat, and tiptoed out, intending to find something to eat.

He was really hungry. He was exhausted after running all day, and he didn't have enough food at noon or evening.

When passing by Fuyunzi's room, Huang Badger took a peek through the crack of the door and found that the old man's coat had been taken off, but the Qiankun bag and the demon mirror were still tightly hugged in his arms.Brother Badger rolled his eyes angrily, then wobbled away.

He remembered that during the day, a hunter surnamed Pan who lived in the east of the village boasted that he had killed a wild boar while he was working, as if he had just slaughtered it yesterday?Well, if nothing unexpected happens, there should be at least half of that fresh wild boar left - human beings don't have as much appetite as the monster race.

"That pig belongs to Brother Badger now." Yellow Badger muttered to himself.

(End of this chapter)