Little monster can't go to heaven

Chapter 29 Painfully flatten the fat raccoon!
If you think the fat raccoon is too miserable, then you are wrong, in fact, there is one who is even more miserable.

That is... Wangcai.

It is said that the blood of a black dog is the best at destroying evil... There is only one big black dog with a pure coat in the whole village of Baixi Village. If you don't let your blood go, who will let it go?
Well, Brother Badger has to admit, he came up with the idea.This slut remembers how Wang Cai yelled at her several times and spit on her saliva!Wangcai, who was so majestic in the past, probably never imagined that one day he would fall into the hands of this villain... a little demon (it seems wrong, the most accurate term seems to be a little shemale?).

After a while of busy work, Wangcai was dying, and a certain villager harvested a large pot of black dog blood.The pot was found by the yellow badger, and it looked no smaller than the noodle pot at Mrs. Sun's house...

Countless men from the hunter team bravely approached the fat raccoon, holding a torch in one hand and copying the guy in the other, trembling in a big circle.Those weapons have been roasted on the torch for a while, and they have become slightly red. If they are pressed on the meat, they will make a "chi la" and the skin will be cooked.

Behind the men are women carrying filthy things like boy urine, black dog blood, and black donkey urine.

To be honest, I don’t know who came up with the first idea of ​​using these things to subdue demons... Well, the idea is very novel and unique, but Brother Badger, as a little demon with a conscience, can tell everyone responsibly: fart No use!

Please, that's a monster! Even out of 1 animals, there might not even be one monster!As a higher life that is completely superior to ordinary animals, how can it be hurt by the blood and excrement of low-level animals such as black dogs and donkeys?What a big joke!As for baby urine?Hehe, think about whether you will be afraid of the juice sprayed out by a delicious peeing cow ball...

But whether Huang Badger believed it or not, the villagers believed it anyway.

The encirclement slowly shrinks... I don't know who yelled first, and suddenly a ladle of angry boy's urine was poured on it!
Whoa!
That crystal-clear urine, with its remaining warmth, crossed a beautiful parabola in the air... This scoop of boy’s urine seemed to have fired the starting gun. In an instant, the stinky black dog blood, the black and red viscous ink, and the smelly Black donkey urine, and all kinds of unknown liquids flew out together, and quickly intertwined into a sky-wide net. With the speed of thunder, the fat raccoon was completely chilled!
The fat raccoon seemed to be dazed, looking around in bewilderment with an unknown liquid on his head and face.

It just so happened that the unknown liquid on the hair slid down the fat on the face, and the fat raccoon subconsciously stretched out his tongue to lick it, his body trembled suddenly, he was stunned for three seconds, and then he bent down violently.

"vomit!!!"

Seeing the fat raccoon's appearance that life would be worse than death, the villagers cheered up and thought it would be effective, so they splashed more cheerfully!

Poor fat raccoon demon, because he was in a stalemate with Fu Yunzi and did not dare to act rashly, so he could only accept everything as ordered.After a while, it was soaked from head to toe, and it looked like a drowned rat just fished out of a stinking ditch.

The corner of Yellow Badger's mouth twitched as he watched from the sidelines... You must know that the effect of these liquids is actually not as good as the red-hot weapons in the hands of hunters.If they really fight, those weapons may still cause a little damage to the monster, but these unknown liquids have no effect at all except disgusting... But these humans splashed with useless things very vigorously.

But having said that, disgust is also a weapon, and in some ways it can cause more damage...

No, the fat raccoon was psychologically traumatized, and his spirit was severely stimulated. After being accidentally poured into his mouth with a spoonful of that, the fat raccoon finally exploded!

"Huang—badger——" Fat Fox's eyes were about to split open, and he suddenly raised his head to the sky and roared. The yellow badgers outside felt it.

"It's terrible!" Brother Badger thumped in his heart, and shouted that it's not good!

If the fat raccoon yelled "fu-yun-zi" or "human-kind-", Huang Badger wouldn't feel bad, but he yelled "Huang-badger-" , there is a problem!This shows that at this very moment, the fat raccoon in such a miserable situation bears the greatest hatred for the yellow badger!

A person who is in trouble, who usually hates the most?Of course it was the culprit who caused his bad luck!Apparently, the fat raccoon has already attributed all the reasons why he fell into such a miserable situation to the yellow badger!This guy doesn't hate to see through his floating clouds, and doesn't hate the humans who splash him with dirty water, but he hates his yellow badger!

What is this called!
Brother Badger's anger also came up all of a sudden!
Hello you fat raccoon!You are the one who sued me in front of the Snake Queen!You are the one who bullies people on weekdays!Even this time, you had to plot against me first, which forced Fu Yunzi to show his might and see you through!Every time you take the initiative to pick things up, and in the end, you are unlucky and still rely on me?

Your Grandpa Badger never took the initiative to provoke you once, did he?You forced me to drag you down the mountain, right?It's you who kill Grandpa Badger every time!Grandpa Badger hasn't vented his grievance yet, but you called it first?
But Huang Badger had forgotten that the fat raccoon was originally that irresponsible character.There are people in this world who have been used to not knowing who they are since they were young, and who are never willing to take responsibility for themselves. When they fail, they attribute the reasons to various external factors, but they never look for problems on themselves.

The fat raccoon grew up under the shadow of Li Dazhendi, and has never suffered any grievances.During this period of time, not only was it deflated in the hands of the yellow badger, but it was also eaten more than once. He already hated the yellow badger very much.In his opinion, everything that goes wrong is because of the yellow badger!All failures were due to the yellow badger's lack of cooperation!I hurt you, how dare you not cooperate?

It was already late at this time, and the torches shaking around dazzled Fat Beaver, as if faces were mocking him mercilessly.The air was fishy and smelly, his body was wet and sticky, and there was a disgusting taste left in his mouth... All these seemed to condense into a whirlpool, swallowing the remaining sanity of Fat Fox Demon, and made him make a desperate move.

The fat raccoon stomped its feet, stared at its red eyes, pointed at the yellow badger with one hand, and yelled viciously:
"You lowly..."

As soon as the fat raccoon opened his mouth, the yellow badger knew what the fat raccoon wanted to say, because the words were so familiar!That's right, it's "the lowly badger demon!", every time the fat raccoon demon saw him on the Snake King Mountain, he would use this sentence as his opening remarks!

But that was at Snake King Mountain!If this sentence is said now, it will be a bad thing!
Therefore, as soon as the fat raccoon opened his mouth, the yellow badger had already pounced on him... When the word "you" was said, the yellow badger was still a dozen steps away, and when he said "cheap", the yellow badger's fist had already touched his face side.

boom!
This solid punch directly deformed a fat face, and even punched back the words behind the fat raccoon. Although the yellow badger has no strength now, the fat raccoon was also suppressed by the demon mirror, and he didn't even hide. Open this punch.

The villagers were dumbfounded.

"What do you want to say? Huh?!" Yellow Badger yelled, punching and kicking the fat raccoon, "Are you trying to say 'you lowly human'? Pooh! I'm a human, what's wrong? I'm proud Why are you demons noble and us humans low, so you can kill and eat whatever you want? Hmm? I will fight for Daoist today and kill you nonsense!"

"I mean you lowly... woohoo!" The fat raccoon struggled desperately.

"You lowly demon! Don't shut up!" Huang Badger interrupted the fat raccoon with another slap, and then grabbed his head and swung his bow left and right, so that the fat raccoon couldn't utter a complete sentence. (It's also thanks to the sweaty Fu Yunzi who seemed to see a savior, and added some strength at the right time, making the golden light of the demon mirror a little more intense, which made it difficult for the fat raccoon to break free for a while... Of course, it also made the yellow badger draw Much cooler.)
"nozuonodie, whyyoutry? If you don't die, you won't die, understand? You stupid thing without a brain, don't think about where this is before you speak? This is the place of human beings! What are you doing here, a monster? You are full of nonsense , no one can save you!" Brother Badger yelled while beating.

The villagers opened their mouths blankly, and felt that their brains were not enough for a moment... Not only because they saw someone who dared to attack the monster, but also because Brother Badger's first few words were so rambunctious that no one could understand them!I can understand the next few sentences, but it's a pity that it's a pun. The villagers can't hear it normally, but it's no less than thunder rolling in the ears of the fat raccoon.

Yes!What did you do in the human world?
Come find the young master for the Snake Queen!

Thinking of the ruthless Snake Queen, something called reason finally slowly returned to Fat Fox Demon.

"You mentally handicapped!" Taking a chance, the yellow badger grabbed the fat raccoon's ear, lowered his voice, and said viciously in a voice that only two demons could hear: "You dare to fight among yourself and ruin the matter of the Snake Queen. A hundred of you plus your parents are not enough for the king to kill! Are you courting death!"

The fat raccoon shivered stiffly, and was speechless.

Huang Badger also knew that if this guy was really going to die, he would confess himself before he died, so he growled again: "The old man Bai has already notified the other cultivators, if you don't want to die, get out!"

As he said that, he slapped the fat raccoon on the face again, and slapped the fat raccoon around like a spinning top, but he himself pretended to be exhausted and slumped on the ground.

The fat raccoon finally knew what was going on this time, covered his face and said nothing, and struggled desperately with his demon power.

Fuyunzi was already at the end of his strength at this time, and the fat raccoon demon didn't struggle a few times, and saw the golden light of the demon mirror quickly dimmed.The fat raccoon was overjoyed, and jumped out of the encirclement of the villagers.That plump body bounced at an unreasonable speed, quickly fled to the distance, and disappeared after a while...

hum...

The demon mirror in mid-air suddenly trembled, and fell down as if it had lost its strength. During the fall, it quickly became smaller and turned back into that small octagonal bronze mirror.Fu Yunzi stretched out his hand to catch it, but he trembled and almost missed it.

I saw that the old Taoist priest's face was as pale as white paper, his footsteps were sloppy, his eye sockets were sunken, as if he had done something more than a dozen times in one night, and his whole body felt hollowed out.But when the villagers looked over, they cheered up and showed an ugly smile, and said cheekily: "Everyone, don't be afraid, the monster has been beaten away by the poor..."

Only this time, few people believed him.

(End of this chapter)