Little monster can't go to heaven

Chapter 26 Calculation
Really serving a person's incense is a very troublesome thing, not just offering incense and worshiping... At least you have to have money, build a special temple for the worshiped person, and shape a golden body of equal proportions , but also consecrate the spirits, create a special tablet... and so on, and finally the power of the incense can be truly used by the worshippers.

Immortal cultivators pursue immortality and rank in the ranks of immortals. If there is anything else they care about in the world, it is nothing more than fame and fortune.If it is their "fame" that is achieved by slaying demons and demons, then the power of incense is a "beneficial" thing that is helpful to practice-I didn't see those suzerains and ancestors of the big sects everywhere. Build temples and snatch incense.

Of course, the fat raccoon demon didn't intend to really add incense to Fu Yunzi. Anyway, bragging doesn't have to pay taxes, as long as he temporarily makes Fu Yunzi happy, it doesn't matter what he promises.And he is very sure that Fu Yunzi's attention will be taken away by another matter next time...

"Do you really want to serve my incense? This, this..." The old Taoist rubbed his hands excitedly, and he was very surprised.

"Of course," the fat raccoon ran the train with his mouth full, "it's not just me. After your temple is built and your golden body is finished, I believe there will be many villagers who will come to offer incense and worship to you... Speaking of which, you Catching two monsters successively is equivalent to saving everyone's life twice!"

The old Taoist trembled with excitement when he heard the words.

Think of him as a floating cloud traveling around the world, cheating... er, no, he is saving sentient beings... After saving sentient beings for so long, he just earns enough food and clothing to make ends meet!But I never thought that I would still have the power of incense one day.

The power of incense!That is a good thing that only the suzerains and patriarchs of the big sects are entitled to enjoy!If he could really get the power of incense from a whole village, he might even improve his own cultivation!When the time comes, I will join the Dazong sect to find a job, so I won't have to work so hard every day!

"Master Daoist, can you come to my residence to discuss carefully about the establishment of the temple?" the fat raccoon demon said with a low smile.

……

Huang Badger watched Fat Fox Demon and Fu Yunzi whispering for a while, but they didn't know what they said. Both of them had wretched smiles on their faces...

Then the fat raccoon actually dragged Fu Yunzi away!

Before leaving, although Fu Yunzi looked back at the Qiankun bag in Xiao Zhengtai's hand, but saw that there were still people buying talismans, after hesitating for a while, he still followed the fat raccoon to the distance.

The person who bought the talisman was the Yellow Badger.

This is a plan that the two demons have discussed long ago. The fat raccoon demon is responsible for pulling Fu Yunzi away, and the yellow badger is responsible for getting the Qiankun bag from Xiaozhengtai and then fleeing... However, things went so smoothly, but Huang badger felt a little weird .

It wasn't until Fat Fox Demon and Fu Yunzi turned the corner and completely disappeared from sight that Huang Badger heaved a sigh of relief.

"Little Shitou, let me have a look." Huang Badger hurriedly said.

"Oh." The innocent little Zhengtai just handed over Master's universe bag to an unscrupulous monster.

The Qiankun bag is heavy at first, a little heavier than expected.Yellow Badger carefully lifted the bag to his eyes, opened the bag and looked inside, but found that it was pitch black and he couldn't see anything.

I wanted to reach out and touch it, but found that I was not as good as Gu Xingshi... At least people's small hands can reach in, but the range that can be touched is limited, but the yellow badger can't even reach into the pocket.It was as if there was an invisible barrier blocking his hand, and it would slide away every time he tried hard.

Huang Badger grabbed the body of the bag tightly and quietly tore it hard, and the Qiankun bag was not damaged at all.

"Eldest Young Master? Eldest Young Master?" Huang Badger lost his mind, shook the bag, and whispered into it.

There was silence in the universe bag.

"Brother Huan, what are you doing?" Xiaozheng looked at Huang Badger in confusion, "Who are you talking to?"

"Uh……"

Huang Badger was speechless, and suddenly took a breath, and stared at Xiao Zhengtai's back with wide-eyed eyes, with an expression of seeing a ghost.

Xiaozheng was taken aback, and turned around quickly, but before he could see anything clearly, he heard a "bang", and was slashed on the back of the neck by Brother Badger with a hand knife, rolled his eyes, and passed out outright .

"Don't blame Brother Badger for being ruthless, brother is helping you get rid of the suspicion... Uh, is he a little too ruthless? I won't be able to wake up..." Huang Badger thought for a while.

"It doesn't matter, I have to leave quickly." Huang Badger gritted his teeth and prepared to run away with the Qiankun bag.

Unexpectedly, at this moment, a loud shout came from a distant street corner: "Stop!" Then two figures, one fat and one thin, reappeared on the street corner!

The fat raccoon demon and the old Taoist Fu Yunzi who had left long ago suddenly returned for some reason!

At this moment, countless thoughts flashed through Brother Badger's mind.

Seeing the smug smile on the fat raccoon's face, he instantly understood the fat raccoon's intentions, this guy was plotting against him!
For a long time, although he and the fat raccoon were at odds, they had the most basic tacit understanding, that is, not to expose each other's identities!On the one hand, the two demons came under the order of the Snake Queen, exposing the other party was against the Snake Queen.On the other hand, there is another very obvious reason: how can an ordinary person tell who is a monster?If the fat raccoon jumps out and identifies the yellow badger as a demon, Fu Yunzi will probably think there is something wrong with the fat raccoon immediately!
Unexpectedly, the fat raccoon demon was also smart for a while, and actually used the method of going back and forth to trick him into exposing him in front of Fu Yunzi!
Do you want to run away immediately with the Qiankun bag?

Huang Badger's thoughts turned, and he gave up the idea in just a moment.Just kidding, once you run away, you will be exposed!If the demon could escape back to the demon mountain so easily after being discovered by humans, then it would be impossible for the human world to have such a bad name in the demon world.There is still a long distance from here to the boundary of Snake King Mountain, so it would be no wonder if the cultivators didn't catch up to him!
Instead of running away, it's better to continue pretending, anyway, Fu Yunzi, a charlatan, has always been unable to see through himself!

Thinking of this, Brother Badger simply rushed to Xiao Zhengtai's side, pretending to be concerned and confused, and shook his neck for a while: "Little Shitou, little Shitou, wake up! Are you okay!" Shouting, he quietly stuffed the Qiankun bag back into Xiao Zhengtai's hand.

Fuyunzi and Fat Fox Demon hurried over.

"What's going on!" Fu Yunzi looked at Gu Xingshi, who was lying unconscious on the ground, frowned, and looked at the only yellow badger present.

"Master Daoist." Huang Badger looked terrified and fearful, "Just now when you were not there, a gust of wind blew past, and a huge black shadow that was so fast that you couldn't see it flashed past, and you were knocked out all of a sudden. Xiao Shitou! Fortunately, you came back soon, otherwise I might have been poisoned too... By the way, save Xiaoshitou!"

"Could it be a demon?! Where? Where?"

Just as Fu Yunzi picked up the Qiankun bag, he breathed a sigh of relief, but when he heard Huang Badger say words such as "yin wind", "huge black shadow", "too fast to see", he suddenly became nervous as if he was facing a big enemy.

"I said, it can't be that someone is the monster who wants to steal the treasure?" The fat raccoon demon suddenly said in a strange way.

(End of this chapter)