Little monster can't go to heaven

Chapter 20

If Wangcai can speak, he must have a lot of resentment towards Fuyunzi.

That's a monster!

Thinking of me, Wangcai, as a qualified dog with a noose tied around his neck, he can of course bark at monsters fearlessly. Isn't there an idiom for human beings to describe this ancestral skill, which is called dog fighting against people!But when you undo the noose...it gets awkward.

This is the same as you brag about being strong and persistent in front of your female partner, seven times a night, but they drag you to open a room without saying a word-do you want to go, or not?

Wangcai only considered it for half a second, and decisively chose between saving face and losing his life.

Glancing at the old Taoist Fu Yunzi resentfully, Wangcai turned back expressionlessly and picked up the noose, and hung it on the back of the chair again.Then he turned around and barked again at the yellow badger and the fat fox demon.

Yellow Badger: "..."

Fat Fox Demon: "..."

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This was just an episode. After drinking and eating, the villagers still went back to their homes to rest.

The village head had been arranging a clean room for Fu Yunzi, next door to himself.The yellow badger and the fat raccoon sent the village head and the old Taoist back to their residence on the pretext that they were too drunk and needed help.

Along the way, the eyes of the two demons never left the Qiankun bag on Fuyunzi's waist... However, although Fuyunzi was drunk, he kept holding the universe bag with his hands, leaving no chance for the two demons.Until Fu Yunzi was sent to the room, seeing the old Taoist priest take off his shoes and go to bed, the two demons could only leave with hatred.

In this way, the old Taoist Fu Yunzi lived in Baixi Village.

In the next few days, Fu Yunzi has been selling all kinds of yellow paper talismans in the village, and he has divided them into many patterns, such as those for curing diseases, eliminating disasters, warding off evil spirits, and attracting wealth...the price is one tael at a time. One piece of silver.

One tael of silver is a lot of money for the villagers of Baixi Village, but the status of immortal cultivators in the hearts of ordinary people is too high, so basically every household will spend money to buy one or two and put them in the town house.Yellow Badger and Fat Fox Demon have been looking for opportunities to steal Fu Yunzi's universe bag.

The calm days lasted until three days later.

On this day, many ragged bandits really came outside the village.

There are more than 100 people in a mighty manner, surrounded by proud beards, gathered at the entrance of Baixi Village in a majestic manner.The two young men who were in charge of beating the gongs and drums were still the last time.And the villagers of Baixi Village who had been prepared for a long time, led by the men of the hunter team, also gathered at the entrance of the village and confronted the bandits.

"Hahahaha!" The bandit leader laughed loudly, "I didn't expect that after only three days, your caravan from Baixi Village came back! This is just right, it seems that the oil, salt and sugar noodles are all available this month." It's gone."

As the captain of the hunter team, Xiao Zhengtai's father, Gu Yuanxiao, stood up at this moment, looked at the bearded man with a cold face and said: "Boss Hu, we heard just after we came back that Boss Hu brought some young men with him a few days ago. Come on, actually asking the old and weak women and children in the village for food! This thing is a bit too much."

"Ha, I almost forgot if you didn't tell me." The bearded man sneered, "Your Baixi Village's surplus food was not handed in on time, which caused many of our brothers to go hungry, and I haven't settled the debt with you yet! Let me think about it... Let's do it this time, pay [-]% more of the surplus food this time, let's forget about it, otherwise don't blame me, old Hu, for not being sympathetic!"

"what?"

The villagers of Baixi Village suddenly made a noise, this is too unreasonable, it is obvious that the bandits themselves did not behave properly, but instead made Baixi Village pay [-]% more surplus food!

The Hunter team also looked ugly.Gu Yuanxiao frowned and said, "Boss Hu thinks that Baixi Village is easy to bully! If so, let's follow the old rules. The surplus food in my Baixi Village is not easy to get!"

In the crowd, Gu Xingshi explained to Huang Badger in a low voice.

The so-called old rules are the rules established between the bandits and several nearby villages in order to avoid the real fight and lose-lose.If the bandits and the hunter team of the village can't reach a consensus on something, then according to the number of people present, one-tenth of the people will be divided into each to have a gambling fight.The result of the gambling fight is regarded as the result of the real fight.

A smile appeared on the face of the bearded man, as if he had expected Baixi Village's reaction long ago.With a wave of his hand, out of the more than 100 bandit numbers, ten strong and strong bandit men suddenly came out. Each of them had a big arm and a round waist, five big and three thick, and they looked like the strongest and strongest men!One person may be able to match two or three ordinary strong men, and he may be second only to the legendary martial arts masters...

This is a typical example of him coming prepared. The ten big bandits are all powerful characters carefully selected from the hundreds of bandits in the camp, and they are different from the little guys who fought with the yellow badger that day.If you have to compare, these ten people are probably worth thirty or forty young people like that day!

Now that there was no other way, Gu Yuanxiao also picked four people from the hunter team with a gloomy face, including himself a total of five.

It is impossible for Baixi Village to surrender and compromise directly. Thirty percent of the surplus food is not a small amount, so we have to struggle no matter what... If you win, you will pay the usual amount; Little price!
The hunters of the five hunter teams are considered to be quite skilled, but they seem to be a little behind the bandits who are one in a hundred.Unfortunately, this battle was basically doomed before it even started.

"Huh?" The bearded man looked around on his tiptoes, and said loudly, "Isn't there a kid in your Baixi Village who can fight well? Why didn't you see it?"

Hearing these words, the desperate villagers' eyes lit up, and they all looked at the yellow badger.

"Your uncle!" Huang Badger almost yelled. From the very beginning, he stayed in the crowd very low-key, and he just didn't want to get involved in this matter!It's none of his business that human beings pay more than [-]% of their surplus food. On the contrary, there is a village head in the front, and Fu Yunzi, an old Taoist priest in the back, especially the details of the latter have not been figured out until now... Once he fights himself, he will be spotted by the two old things What kind of flaws, I was seen through my identity, I didn't know how to die, wow!
But the whole village looked at him like this. Even Gu Yuanxiao had heard about Huang Badger's deeds and looked at him expectantly. It seemed even more suspicious not to stand up at this time.

Yellow Badger rolled his eyes wildly, stepped out and stared at the bearded man viciously, with a look of gnashing his teeth.

He had already made up his mind, never to show off, adhering to the fundamental principle of "doing nothing but not trying hard", and insisting on the basic strategy of "begging for mercy after a formality", so that Baixi Village could lose this gambling battle magnificently!
The candidate was decided, and both sides retreated a certain distance, leaving a large open space in the middle.The weakest of the five hunters also retreated voluntarily and was replaced by the yellow badger.It's just that the yellow badger is relatively thin, but the other 14 people are all tall and strong men. It seems a little funny to stand among them.

At the beginning of the gambling fight, one of the ten bandits suddenly whistled, and all ten of them rushed towards the yellow badger in unison!As for the other four hunters, they completely ignored them!
(End of this chapter)