Little monster can't go to heaven

Chapter 114 The Self-defeating Yellow Badger

The tiger demon narrowed his eyes and looked into the distance. Suddenly, his expression changed!
"Bold!" He roared angrily, and slammed the table, "These hateful humans, these hateful cultivators! They still refuse to hand over the boys and girls!"

When Huang Badger saw this scene, he immediately understood that the little ghosts of the tiger demon must have been wiped out again.

"In this case, this king will fulfill you!" The tiger demon's red eyes were almost bleeding, and he waved his hand violently. After a while, there was a sound of rustling footsteps from the passage of the cave next to him. Come.

hula...

A group of emaciated ghosts, carrying a group of tied-up humans, poured into the hall!

These are the fifty or so citizens of Pingyang City who were taken away.The person in front is the city lord, but the city lord is already unconscious at the moment.

"Human! Human!" the little demons cheered.

The tiger demon sat down with a golden sword, and said coldly: "Since the humans in Pingyang City are unwilling to hand over virgin boys and girls, then we will take these hostages! It just so happens that this king has lost some ghosts in the past two days. At this opportunity, I might as well refine a few more! Little ones! Kill these humans for me!"

"Hey hey hey——Wait a minute, Tiger King!" Brother Badger jumped up all of a sudden.

"What's the matter?" The tiger demon looked over coldly, he was in a bad mood, virgin boys and virgins were his favorite food.

Huang Badger was at a loss for words for a while, just in time to see his big oil pan, suddenly his eyes lit up, and he said hastily, "Your Majesty, just listen to me! In our Snake King Mountain, there is something special about cannibalism!"

When the tiger demon heard the words "Snake King Mountain", he finally had some patience and asked, "What's the point?"

"There are three ways to eat human beings!" Huang Badger couldn't stop making up the nonsense at the beginning, "Humans are such a rare food, it's really the worst way to eat such a rare food. If you eat it directly like this, the meat itself still has a fishy smell, which affects the taste very much! It’s a waste of this precious ingredient, it’s shameful to waste it, my lord!”

"The best way to eat is to leave humans for three days! During the period, only feed them some water and fruits to let them empty their stomachs! Then wash them, peel them, and cook them with good seasonings and techniques , the sweetness of the mountain spring and the fragrance of the fruit can highlight the deliciousness of human flesh!"

"As for the best way to eat it, it is to be paired with spiritual fruits! Spiritual fruits that contain the aura of heaven and earth are extremely delicious, and human flesh that contains innate energy is also a top-notch ingredient. When the two are paired together, It is really rare and delicious in the world..."

While talking, Huang Badger showed an intoxicated expression, drooling, and he almost believed it...

The eyes of all the little demons below heard this.

The tiger demon frowned and asked doubtfully, "Is it really so delicious?"

"Absolutely!" Brother Badger swore to the sky.

The tiger demon thought for a while, and said: "I definitely don't have any spiritual fruit here, and I don't consider the best way to eat it... But you can try the best way to eat it..."

"Try it! Of course I have to try it!" Brother Badger nodded fiercely, then turned his head and stared at the little demons below, "Hey, did you hear that, don't eat them first, just tie them up like this! Give them a drink every now and then Water, feed some fruit!"

All the little monsters looked at each other in blank dismay, and could only respond one after another.

But there is one demon exception.

Classmate Huang Diandian is very happy today... He who has always had no status, suddenly has a cousin who is the "Four Kings", and his status will naturally rise in a straight line.There are many little monsters who bullied him in the past, and they all came to drink with him just now, so naturally he drank a lot.

Huang Dian was dizzy, suddenly pointed at Huang Badger, and said inarticulately: "Cousin...cousin, hehe! Aren't you a spirit demon who has never eaten people? Look at you...you don't even have red eyes... ...and also talk about three ways to eat human flesh... brag, brag..."

As soon as these words came out, there was silence in the hall of the monster cave.

The tiger demon and the two wolf demons stood up abruptly, staring into the yellow badger's eyes.

There was no trace of blood in those eyes!

The three great kings frowned.

who knew...

boom!
Huang Badger suddenly moved, rushed down from the high platform, grabbed Huang Dot Dot by the collar, and slapped him away!
"Damn! You worthless wretch, you dare not even eat human meat, how dare you insult your cousin?" Brother Badger yelled, "Look at you, you don't even dare to eat human flesh, what can you do? Promising! Even the difference between a blood demon and a spirit demon was told to you by my cousin, how could I have never eaten human flesh?"

"Only a guy like you who has never seen the world thinks that all monsters who have eaten people must have red eyes! Cousin will teach you now, only people who eat people and eat less have red eyes. After a certain amount, the redness in the eyes will disappear again! The redness is because you haven’t eaten enough! Do you understand?”

"Don't ask such questions in the future, it's shameful! Have you ever eaten a human? Just kidding, I cook for the Snake Queen at Snake King Mountain. I'm tired of eating human flesh! Did you see that big pot? It's a snake The cauldron used by the Queen, otherwise why would you think it is so big!" Brother Badger raised his yellow ears and roared fiercely.

Don't look at Brother Badger yelling fiercely, in fact, he also felt guilty...

After hearing Huang Badger's words, the goblins looked stunned.

No wonder, how could it be possible for the well-informed and well-informed Four Great Kings to have never even eaten human flesh... It turns out that they ate too much!

There was a look of admiration in their eyes.

The two wolf demons looked at each other, remembering what Huang Badger said, "you can only doubt it if you haven't seen the world", and immediately sat back with some embarrassment.

Only the tiger demon picked up a bowl of wine and looked at the reflection in the wine again and again.

In the reflection, there was a pair of red eyes that were about to bleed, and the tiger demon couldn't help but wondered: "Could it be that this king hasn't eaten enough?"

……

In the cave hall.

"Your Majesty, don't worry, the human meat I made in a few days will satisfy you!" Huang Badger saw that the Tiger Demon was still hesitant, and quickly handed a piece of fried chicken to the Tiger Demon, smiling all over his face. I can make such a delicious pheasant, and the human meat will only be more delicious, and I will never let you down!"

The tiger demon thought about it, this ordinary pheasant was cooked by the yellow badger, it was indeed better than other little demons roasting it, I don't know how many times better!And human flesh is so delicious... Thinking about it, I couldn't help but feel happy.

The Tiger King was overjoyed by this, and immediately slapped the table, proudly said: "Since you want to eat, then just eat to your heart's content! I'll catch another group of humans tonight, and then grab dozens of jars of wine back. When the time comes, let's eat meat and drink, and play with it all day and night!"

"Uh..." Brother Badger was dumbfounded.

"You two virtuous brothers, and little brother Huang, you just guard the cave! Little ones, come with me, let's fight the big ones!" The tiger demon stood up vigorously and walked out.

"The one with the big ticket! The one with the big ticket!"

"Cannibalism! Cannibalism! Have fun eating human flesh!"

The little demons were so excited, their eyes were red, and they rushed out after the tiger demon!

"What the hell...what have I done..." Brother Badger held his head, feeling a headache for a while.

(End of this chapter)