Little monster can't go to heaven

Chapter 1 The Transmigrated Yellow Badger
"Your Majesty asked me to patrol the mountains—"

On the bare hilltop, there was a sudden burst of ups and downs singing, and a flock of birds was startled in the distance.Not long after, a thin figure turned out from the back of the mountain.

I saw him, six feet tall, dressed in felt leather clothes, he looked like a human at first glance.It's just the short yellow tail behind the buttocks, revealing his identity as a "monster"!He carried a command flag on his shoulders and unfurled it against the wind. The two big characters "Drilling the Wind" on it were particularly conspicuous!
This little demon, with a copper bell hanging around his waist, was beating the clapper rhythmically in his hand, and was shaking his head and singing a song he had just learned.

Huang Badger was still very confused at the moment.

He is an ordinary little demon under the command of the "Snake Queen", one of the 26 cave demon kings in Kongqing Mountain.With low mana and hard work, he patrols the mountains during the day and goes home at night to take care of his family's siblings. His small life is quite stable.

But a few days ago, a hellish stone that came from nowhere, fell from the sky, paid a warm visit to the yellow badger's forehead, and left a big bag!Huang Badger simply fainted for a whole day, foaming at the mouth, and when he woke up, his whole body was not well.His mind was swollen, as if someone had forced something into it, and all kinds of weird words kept coming out of his mind, making him roll his eyes.

What kind of ball is "earth"?TV chicken?KFC?Song Zhongji?Fly chicken? ... What the hell are these? !Brother Badger felt that his brain must have been smashed.

"If Brother Badger, I know, who plotted against me..." Huang Badger rolled his eyes again and muttered viciously.

Flutter!
Suddenly a colorful pheasant soared into the sky, and the yellow badger's eyes lit up, he thrust the flag behind his back, and rushed over with a whoosh.

Anyway, he is also a demon... Although his skills are humble, he is much stronger than an ordinary pheasant.Huang Badger swooped in an indecent posture, pouted his buttocks, and accurately pressed the pheasant to the ground, and now the dinner was ready.

Skillfully pluck the feathers, light the fire... put the pheasant through the pole of the Lingqi, put it on the fire and roast it.

The tender and plump pheasant is grilled sizzling and oily, and the fragrance is overflowing.The yellow badger looked around for no one, but mysteriously took out a pack of crystal clear white powder from his bosom, sprinkled a layer on the surface of the chicken, and spread it evenly.

The scent is stronger.

The yellow badger narrowed his eyes with a smile, and hummed a ditty while shaking his head while doing the final baking.

"The sun winked at me~ the birds sang to me~ I'm a little goblin who works hard and is not clingy... The king asked me to patrol the mountains and catch a monk for dinner. The water in this mountain stream is incomparable. It's so sweet, I don't envy mandarin ducks, I don't envy immortals..."

It is worth mentioning that this folk song with a clear rhythm and cheerful melody appeared in his mind inexplicably, just like those strange words.As a mountain goblin in Zhuanfeng Camp, Huang Badger likes this song very much!

"Bold little monster!" Suddenly, he yelled angrily, and it sounded from behind. Brother Badger was so frightened that he almost threw the roasted pheasant out.

"Who scared your Grandpa Badger!"

Turning around suddenly, I saw a tall young man with scales on his forehead standing behind him, with his hands on his hips, staring at the yellow badger, and shouting angrily:

"What's your name! Do you know who I am!"

How could you not know!Yellow Badger shrank his neck and looked at the tall young man's forehead. The iconic black and purple scales were exactly the same as the great Snake Queen.This is the "Prince" of our Snake King Mountain!Huang Badger's heart was full of bullshit, but he hurriedly said: "You are the eldest master! Don't be angry, the eldest young master. The younger one is called Huang Badger, and he is an ordinary demon soldier in the Zhuanfeng Camp!"

"Hmph, little demon soldier, you are so brave. How dare you roast a pheasant with the flagpole of Zhuanfeng Camp! This is disrespectful!...Huh?" Just as he was speaking, the eldest young master suddenly shrugged his nose, " Hey, why is your grilled pheasant so strange, this taste, this taste..."

"It smells so good!" The anger on the young master's face dissipated, and he looked at the pheasant in Huang Badger's hand in surprise.

Yellow Badger is slightly proud, he doesn't know how delicious the roast chicken he made is... Ever since he discovered this thing called "salt" a few days ago, and somehow knew how to use it from his memory, Yellow Badger has been deeply fascinated by it. deeply attracted by it.The deliciously grilled meat is evenly coated with a layer of salt, and the taste is simply heavenly!

When eating it for the first time, the yellow badger almost swallowed his own paw!

There are human villages not far from the foot of the Snake King Mountain. Many monster clans will attack the humans who go hunting in the mountain, and naturally they have harvested a lot of human things.Like this bag of salt, it was found in the camp of the Drilling Wind Camp, and it was thrown around as useless things!

"Young master, try it." Huang Badger hastily tore off one of the fattest pheasant legs, and handed it over.

The young master took a bite, he was stunned for a moment, and then he took a deep breath, his eyes lit up, but his mouth began to chew crazily.

"Gudong!"

Swallowed in one bite, followed by another, and another, and the whole drumstick was eaten in seconds.

"It's so delicious! I never thought that a pheasant could be so delicious!" The young master's anger had long gone, he laughed loudly, and unceremoniously grabbed the whole roast chicken, Just wear it with the flagpole of Zhuanfengying, and eat it mouthful.The yellow badger was beside him wanting to cry but not crying.

Probably, it seems, it seems, just now who said that roasting chicken with a flagpole is disrespectful?

Gululu... This is Brother Badger's stomach growling.He hasn't eaten yet.

"Hmm... your chicken was roasted well, and the song you sang just now was also nice." The young master ate for a while, and seemed to think that this was not very good. After thinking about it, he took out a wine gourd from his bosom and raised his head. After drinking most of it, he handed the gourd to Huang Badger, "I'll give you the rest of the wine in it as compensation for eating your pheasant."

"Huh?" Huang Badger took it, and his eyes widened suddenly, "The fruit wine that Monkey King Mountain paid tribute to?"

"En." The young master replied nonchalantly.As the only son of the Snake Queen, he still doesn't like this thing.

God!God!

The yellow badger roared in his heart!The young master doesn't need to care, but he can't!Fruit wine!The fruit wine made by Monkey King Mountain is not ordinary wild fruit, but spiritual fruit!A spiritual fruit that contains the aura of heaven and earth!

On the first day of every month, Zhuanfeng Camp distributed some fruit wine mixed with water. As an ordinary soldier of the Yellow Badger, he could only receive a small bowl, but he would never miss it.This is a wine that contains the aura of heaven and earth. Drinking it by yourself can increase your morality, and drinking it for the little ones in the family can make them change into human form as soon as possible!

To evolve from an ordinary animal to a demon, one has to go through three stages: opening up intelligence, accumulating aura, and transforming into a human form.

Brother Badger doesn't care about his own morals, but he cares about the litter of cubs at home—those skinny and distressed younger brothers and sisters!If he can't transform into a human form, he is doomed to be bullied and discriminated against... Brother Badger patrols the mountains every day, getting up early and working late at night, for what reason?It's not to let them grow up quickly and stop being bullied!
The yellow badger shook the gourd with trembling hands, there was at least half a bowl of wine left in it, and it was unwatered wine!

This gourd wine can save the cubs at least half a year.And it can make them grow stronger and less sick.

"Thank you, young master! In the future, if you have something to do, you can tell me, no matter what you want Huang Badger to do!" Huang Badger bowed deeply, and he thanked him from the bottom of his heart. Unexpectedly, the young master ate with great relish, with an intoxicated expression on his face. , as if I didn't hear it.

Huang Badger rolled his eyes, realizing that his little repayment was nothing to the "No. [-] Young Master of Snake King Mountain" in front of him, but Brother Badger had his own way.

"Ahem. Eldest Young Master thinks this roast chicken is delicious?" Huang Badger cleared his throat and said mysteriously, "Actually, it's nothing, the little one can make another delicacy, which is ten times better than this roast chicken." Times!"

"Ten times more delicious?" This sentence hit the nail on the head, and the young master turned his head around.

"It's definitely ten times more delicious! I don't know if the young master knows something called 'noodles'?" Huang Badger smiled mysteriously, "Just tear the pheasant into uniform pieces, marinate them with salt, and wrap them in Put a layer of 'noodles' on it, and fry it in the oil pan! Tsk tsk tsk...the taste is crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, the crispy noodle is paired with the salty and tender chicken, wow..."

"I can't do it, I can't do it!" The eldest young master didn't know it, and he couldn't hold back his saliva. The handsome boy turned into a foodie with two eyes and hearts in a second, "You make me this delicious food! Now !immediately!"

"Uh, not now." Yellow Badger spread his hands, "Noodles are something that humans only have. I only found a little in the camp, and I've used them up a long time ago. But I also found the seeds of noodles. According to human's Experience, as long as it is planted in the ground, it will grow. Young master, please wait for a while, wait for me to plant..."

"Nonsense!" The eldest young master was angry, "How can you wait for such a delicious thing! Isn't it something that only human beings have? I'll go and get it for you!...As long as the delicious food you cook is as good as you said It’s so delicious, I... I’ll promote you to be a little Zhuanfeng! Then I beg my mother to teach you a basic sorcery!”

Boom!

The big pie almost knocked Huang Badger unconscious, and he trembled for a long time without recovering.

Little little little... little drill wind!

That's the small captain of the Zhanfeng Battalion!
And basic sorcery!

"That thing is called 'noodles', right? I'll get it right away! Then you have to make delicious food for me!" The young master is also a vigorous and unambiguous temperament, but he still thought about it before leaving. , turned around and asked: "By the way, what is the name of the deep-fried delicacy you mentioned? If it is available in human beings, I will grab it directly, and I am too lazy to come to you again."

"What's it called?" Huang Badger was also taken aback, rolling his eyeballs twice, showing a smirk, and said, "The delicacy I'm talking about is called..."

“Claw-sucking original chicken.”

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Sunset West Mountain.

On the way home, Huang Badger tightly clutched the precious wine gourd, still a little dazed in his heart.

Precious fruit wine, the captain of the Zhanfeng Battalion, basic black arts...all of these things were things that he had looked up to and hoped for, but they fell on him in one day.

It seemed that after being hit on the head by a stone, some kind of magical changes began in his life.

The long-awaited happy life seemed to be within reach, and Brother Badger couldn't help grinning silly.He seemed to see the cubs eat and drink enough, grow up, and transform into human forms... as if he saw the abominable fat fox demon who bullied him all day bowing his head and begging for mercy... and as if he saw the coquettish neighbor fox demon The widow is twisting her ass and winking at herself...

"Hey, what are you thinking, lowly badger monster!"

A malicious voice sounded, and a fat paw slammed on the Yellow Badger's shoulder, interrupting his fantasy.

(End of this chapter)