I am the master of all worlds

Chapter 259 Chat Group Newcomer

After the auction house came out, it can be said that Zhang Wuyang's trip to the Heluo tribe has come to a successful conclusion.

It's just that my heart is always ready to move, I want to pay homage to He Xiong, the ancestor of the Heluo tribe, so I suppress the mood of going home, and continue to play the playboy of Heyang safely.

After having someone move the little ant that had been with him for several days to the viewing cabinet, Anan made himself a cup of tea, and Zhang Wuyang opened the chat group leisurely.

Hun Haixin has been found, no matter what, it is best to send it to Tathagata first.

Ding!The group owner uploads an exclusive red envelope, please collect it as soon as possible.

Zhang Wuyang: "Zang Yu knows the specific usage of this thing, if you come here, just watch and make it yourself."

Tathagata: "My Buddha is merciful, I have thanked the group leader, group leader, I have a few kidney water pills here, just to express my heart."

Ding!Tathagata uploaded the exclusive red envelope, please group advocate Wuyang to get it as soon as possible.

The sudden appearance of the large group leader stunned the group of friends, and in an instant, Yi was the first to run out.

It's just that the scene is orange and orange, and something is not quite right.

Zhang Wuyang: "Kidney Water Pill? What?"

Yi Yi: "Wow! The group leader is out, the group leader is out, tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk"

Kesha: "Tut tsk tsk tsk"

Tu Shan Yaya: "Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie"

Scarlet: "Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho..."

Zhang Wuyang: "Why are you on a nerve?"

Keisha: "Nervous? Sister, do I have one?"

Liang Bing: "No, absolutely not, if you don't believe me, you can ask others."

Zhao Zheng: "I don't think so either, tsk tsk tsk, group leader, I only understood you today!"

Yakumo Zi: "That's right, some people seem to be abstinent on the surface, but there are other identities hidden behind their backs."

Scarlet: "There are 3000 beauties in the harem, hiss~, Yaya, do you think we are the harem someone is looking for?"

Tu Shan Yaya: "Oh! How dare he! If he dares to mess around in front of this king, I will castrate him!"

Yakumo Zi: "But, Yaya, what if someone suddenly says that he loves you one day, the kind that dies and dies? Do you agree or not?"

Tu Shan Yaya: "...Eunuchs first."

Nie Xiaoqian: "Sister Yaya is mighty, domineering and handsome!"

Luomingyue: "Queen Yaya will last forever,"

Yan Lingji: "Unify the rivers and lakes!"

Feng Baobao: "It is said that Zhang Rulan has no shame, but the owner of the Guapi group is really no shame."

Scarlet: "Don't, you guys despise me, you can give it to me. My mother will be his Daji and bring disaster to his country. Anyway, someone will see me all the time when I was born."

Zhang Wuyang: "I always feel that there is something wrong with Yazi."

Xiao Yan: "No! There's nothing wrong, group leader, it's not that the little brother didn't keep secrets for you. Two days ago, you asked Kaisha to take a World Tour, do you remember?"

Zhang Wuyang: "Remember, no, what secrets do you know about me that others don't? Why don't I know?"

Keisha: "Pretend! Pretend!"

Tu Shan Yaya: "Keep pretending!"

Scarlet: "Oh! Man!"

Xiao Yan: "Group leader, it's not my fault."

Zhang Wuyang: "I always feel that you are very orange today. Have you been sick recently?"

Xiao Yan: "Sick? Got it, I'm really sick recently, my mind is confused, it's none of my business."

Keisha: "Ugh! Is this a threat?"

Keisha: "..."

Keisha: "Okay, I admit it, I'm also sick, my eyes are blurry, please don't kick me."

Tu Shan Yaya: "I, I, I... I am sick."

Scarlet: "Group leader, I don't have one. Let's discuss it. You can disband all your vulgar fans. From now on, I! Queen Scarlet! Be your queen. How about it~? I don't want anything , the dowry gift of a Daoyuanjing, isn’t it too much?”

Yakumo Zi: "Actually, if you use Dao Genjing as a betrothal gift, I can also discuss it."

Nie Xiaoqian: "... Forget it, I'm still sick."

Yan Lingji: "I'm also sick."

……

Harem?Return 3000 beauties?
Staring at the inexplicable words in the group, Zhang Wuyang thought for a long time but did not realize that he still had this thing.

Speaking of which, since I traveled through time, except for Lu Yan, no other girl's hand has ever been held, right?
Zhang Juan doesn't count, that's his own sister, and neither does the big-breasted brother, after all, it's easy to get beaten up if you talk about a woman disguised as a man.

So, looking at a group of girls in the group who claim to be sick and keep swiping their screens... Is someone spreading rumors about themselves?
Zhang Wuyang: "Xiao Yan, I want an explanation, otherwise, heh heh, you probably don't know the function of the plane ticket?"

Xiao Yan: "I'm sick."

Zhang Wuyang: "..."

I can see that you are really sick.

Zhang Wuyang: "Lao Yue, Lao Yue, what are you doing, where did you go, come out and explain what's going on."

Yue Buqun: "I'm busy sorting out the fairy arts for my daughters. As for them, they must be crazy these days? Didn't you, the group leader, send dozens of beauties to Xiao Yan? The woman said she was your servant, and a group of people started to speculate wildly, and after a few days, they were all sick, and I didn't even bother to talk about it."

Yue Buqun: "Ye Yun is also an administrator. The group leader can ask her if you have anything to do. I can't take care of it, so I'm off."

Ye Yun?

In other words, Ye Yun is one of these rowdy guys, right?

Glancing at the chat group that suddenly became quiet after Yue Buqun's explanation, Zhang Wuyang rolled his eyes.

This is, are you waiting for your own explanation?I want to fart!Zhang Dashao is the kind of man who likes to explain?

Zhang Wuyang: "You are really sick, the kind that can't be cured, rotten girls!!!"

Tu Shan Yaya: "..."

Keisha: "This tone,"

Scarlet: "It's a bit tough."

Ye Yun: "So, us?"

Feng Baobao: "The owner of the Guapi group and normal people have to react...it doesn't look like it."

Nie Xiaoqian: "Have you wronged a good person?"

Xiao Yan: "Is the group leader a good person? You think too much, although thank you girl, we may indeed have such a little... a little bit, a little bit, a misunderstanding, but! You actually said that the cowardly group leader is nice guy?"

Scarlet: "I didn't say."

Yan Lingji: "I didn't say either."

Yakumo Zi: "I didn't say anything."

Ye Yun: "The group leader is not a good person."

Ding!Lu Xueqi became an administrator, and Ye Yun was temporarily removed from the administrator's quota by the group leader.

Zhang Wuyang: "Because some people suddenly changed their style of painting after taking up the post, and were gradually corrupted by some members of their group, they should be laid off for three days and reflect on it."

Ye Yun: "Three days? I feel like I lost 500 million in these three days."

Qiao Feng: "No! It's five hundred million."

Zhang Luochen: "Administrator, that's right!"

Luo Mingyue: "Real name envy."

Lu Xueqi: "I haven't joined the chat group for more than ten days, and suddenly it reminds me that I have become an administrator? What happened?"

Ye Yun: "Ahem, it's okay, you can continue to practice swords, we are just fooling around."

Lu Xueqi: "Oh, then let me... No, the administrator seems to be able to pull people into the group, right? I'll go and see first."

The scene is a little quiet.

All the girls were silent, for fear of being despised by the only pure young lady in the group.

Ding!Linglong joins the chat group.

Linglong: "This, that is, the Demon Realm?"

Lu Xueqi: "Oh! Forget it, it's not Linglong in my world, let's get off first, bye."

Ye Yun: "Yeah, bye."

Keisha: "Ahem, I finally left, listen up, you must not let Xueqi know about this, if one day I am laughed at by a girl, hehe! I will kill him!"

Feng Baobao: "Don't panic, which melon skin dares to jump first, I'll talk to him first!"

Tu Shan Yaya: "That's right! And me."

Ye Yun: "And me, don't forget, my account will be re-accounted after three days."

Zhang Wuyang: "...Believe it or not, I will permanently cancel..."

Ye Yun: "Ahem, I'm quite busy here, so let's get off first."

Linglong: "Is this really the Demon World? What a free air!"

Linglong: "It takes 3000 years to kowtow before the Buddha,"

Ding!The group owner uploaded "The Town of Demons".

Zhang Wuyang: "Routine spoilers, no explanation."

Xiao Yan: "Fortunately, I can focus on two things recently, reading stories and talking at the same time."

Big Big Wolf: "I will too, but Buddha, is this a nun from your Buddhist family coming in?"

Tathagata: "It's a Bodhisattva, a Bodhisattva! My Buddha is merciful, Big Big Wolf, it will be beneficial for you to read more books."

Big Gray Wolf: "Really? My mother told me that too, but when I saw that thing, I wanted to invent it, and in the end I made a big bomb, and my mother never said anything about me afterwards."

Xiao Yan: "@羽太狼, 666666, if you don't accept the wall, I will obey you!"

Xiao Yan: "The first one to finish reading, tsk tsk, I think it's a bit interesting."

Tathagata: "I've finished reading it too, I think I can explain it."

Linglong: "From now on, I will not be a fairy in this world."

Linglong: "My compatriots from the demon clan, Linglong Buddha kowtowed for 3000 years, but he couldn't get the chance to become a fairy. Since then, he has transformed into a demon, but he doesn't know the way of the demon. How should he go?"

Tathagata: "Well, I think it's really necessary to explain, @玲玲, I'm not a devil, others call me Buddha, so...I'm a Buddha."

Linglong: "Buddha? Huh! Ridiculous existence!"

Tathagata: "Well, my Buddha is merciful. I just want to say, Linglong, you may have worshiped the wrong mountain. Our Buddhist sect doesn't care if you become a fairy, let alone 3000 years, even 3 years, we will not be able to become a fairy for you."

Tathagata: "The matter of becoming an immortal is under the control of the Jade Emperor."

Big Big Wolf: "That's right, if you worship Buddha, you can only become a nun... No, it's a Bodhisattva."

Qiao Feng: "Besides, this is not the Demon World, but a chat group. You can click on the group information in the lower right corner and take a look to understand."

Xiao Yan: "Actually, what I'm most curious about is, Sister Linglong, who did you hear that saying that worshiping Buddha can become an immortal? And then kneeling alone at home with a Buddha statue lasts for 3000 years. Uncle Tathagata's business has been developed so far Is it wide?"

Tu Shan Susu: "Why does Susu feel that Sister Linglong is even more stupid than Susu?"

Tu Shan Susu: "...um~...the kind that is stupid and cute."

Looking at the chat group, Zhang Wuyang pinched his head and turned his head away.

I always feel that this chat group is getting more and more unreliable, why?
Linglong is a human being, but in Linglong's world, human beings are long-lived species, and their age can reach about five thousand years.

Then, one day, a certain stupid girl heard someone say that praying to God and worshiping Buddha can make her immortal, so she worshiped Buddha for 3000 years... Sigh!

The entire chat group is full of talented people!

At this time, in a certain dark space, a young lady who was 1.5 meters tall, but whose figure and appearance were exaggerated to the point of explosion, finally began to get confused when she watched the conversation in the chat group.

With a dumbfounded expression.

Isn't this the devil world?repayment... data...

Subconsciously, my thoughts touched the icon of the group profile.

In an instant, the basic information of countless chat groups flooded into his head.

It's not over yet, maybe it's for death, feeling the severe pain in the head, and clicked on the row of group members' materials and exercises, as well as the popular science of Wanjie knowledge.

In an instant, the whole person fainted.

The helpless exclamation in the chat group gradually became distorted, and they didn't know who said what they had for lunch. At this time, a group of people started a heated discussion around the ingredients.

In the afternoon, Zhang Wuyang held a small crystal cup to enjoy the special drink of the Heluo ethnic group, and Miss Linglong finally went online.

Linglong: "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu......"

Linglong: "My life is so miserable~, ahhhhhh, help, help! There are monsters!"

Zhang Wuyang: "Oh! As the group leader, I can only sigh!"

Ding!The group leader opened the crossing passage, and asked other group members to rescue the group member Linglong as soon as possible, so as not to be eaten by monsters.

Naruto: "I'm with Hinata, I'm going to graduate soon, I'm very busy."

Xiao Yan: "Forget it, I'll go."

Ding!Xiao Yan crossed successfully.

10 minutes later
Xiao Yan: "Wahhahahahaha, don't rob me any of you, Miss Linglong is mine, mine! Wahahahahaha."

Naruto: "What about sister Xun'er?"

Xiao Yan: "Ah..."

Xiao Yan: "Heaven, can I marry both?"

Ding!Kesha crossed successfully.

Ding!Tu Shan Yaya crossed successfully.

Ding……

In an instant, except for Zhang Wuyang, Yue Buqun, and Lu Xueqi, all the group members traveled to Linglong's world.

Including Naruto!

Xiao Yan asked for everything, making everyone's hearts tickle like cats. Women want to see how good-looking the new couple really is, and whether their looks will be overwhelmed in the future.

Men, long-sighted, pure long-sighted...

Tathagata: "My Buddha is merciful, I went to retreat to prepare for a breakthrough, and I'm off."

Zhang Wuyang: "Buddhas have to avoid it? So fierce?"

Yue Buqun: "I don't know, but I already have daughters, and now, apart from my wife and daughters, I regard other women as pink skulls."

Naruto: "Big Brother, I want to marry two wives, what should I do?"

Zhang Wuyang: "Hiss~, the newcomer is so beautiful?"

Qiao Feng: "It's not pretty, but fortunately I have enough determination! Otherwise, I would have wanted to marry a wife. Linglong is pretty, and she's about the same as Scarlet, but she's too stupid and cute, and she is born to arouse others' desire to protect. Randomly rummaging through the group information has made her brain not so good now, she belongs to the kind of legal girl who tricked her home with a lollipop... um, I've done it."

Zhang Wuyang: "..."

Forget it, let's go down too.

As for Linglong's safety, others will take care of it.

Although everyone is talking about gaudy things, almost everyone in the group has found their own way now, so it is really so easy to be disturbed by foreign objects and beauty.

Especially this kind of girl who wants to hang out with everyone in a group in the future, she really can't do it.

Time passed so quickly, before we knew it, at night, after leaving the chat group, Zhang Wuyang continued to count his nest of ants.

620 one, three died for no reason today, but eleven young ants came out of their eggs.

161－3+11=...169?

Probably no problem, right?

Continue to count carefully again, there is nothing wrong with it.

"Xiao Da, where did you die! Do you want to starve to death? You don't have dinner yet!"

"Fourth Master, Fourth Master, come right away, the dinner will be here soon," the guard He Da trotted all the way: "Fourth Master, the dinner will be ready soon, it's just that there are guests at home today, so it's a little late."

"Guest? Who, sir, why don't I know?"

"Ah? Fourth master, have you forgotten? Didn't you ask someone to invite everyone? Miaoliu just happened to have a conflict with a big nobleman in the imperial city, so they gave up the Yuan Xuanhui held this time. Come to our Yuncheng today Relax. Hearing Master's invitation, why not come to our mansion tonight."

Smiling obsequiously, He Da continued to explain: "Everyone in Miaoliu also said that these years have been very hard to travel, if you are lucky enough to be favored by your fourth master, it will be worthwhile to be a concubine in the mansion for this life. .”

Zhang Wuyang:! ! ! ! ! !
The whole person is blinded!

What is He Miao Liu here?

凎!This young master is only for Hun Haixin in your hands!There is wood! ! !

How much do you mean by throwing yourself into your arms?Did you intentionally cheat your money? !
The most important thing is that I have been able to pretend to be Heyang recently. The main reason is that the character design is very good, and it is not much different from the previous Heyang character design.

It's just that he seems a little more mature than Heyang.

But this point can be explained by the experience of life and death.

Although he also dismissed the woman in the back garden, he managed to fool her with a vulgar explanation.

But even so, Miscellaneous Immortal He Luo still came.

Now that He Miaoliu, who is well-known in the Heluo clan, comes, the character design will not be able to collapse!

He Yang, he used to be a pervert!It is conceivable that he could not pull up his belt when he died.

Once the human setting collapses, as He Yang, it will definitely attract attention, and it will definitely be exposed at that time.

The Heluo people are not fools either.

So, do I really want to spend the night with this He Miaoliu?

Pooh!
It would be better to kill yourself!
(End of this chapter)