I am the master of all worlds

Chapter 212 Yan Chixia: Scholar!Let go of that girl!

Zhang Wuyang never thought that a scholar could fall asleep while writing.

In the stone house, Ning Caichen's splashing of ink did not last long, only about two hours, only a plop was heard inside, when Zhang Wuyang and Nie Xiaoqian hurriedly checked, they found that Ning Caichen still had one Pen in hand.

It's just... the whole face has been pasted on the thousand-character essay just written.

The scholar slept soundly, and his saliva even flowed out, completely soaking the paper that was not completely dry.Looking through the stone house, the originally handsome face has already been stained with more than half of the color of ink.

Outside, seeing all this, Nie Xiaoqian was helpless to help her forehead and sighed: "Group leader, do you think I was blind before? I was able to fall in love with this kind of stuff. Fortunately, I joined the group early, otherwise... Alas! I don't want to talk about it."

"Calm down."

"Can you calm down? If I didn't join the group, I would really marry this guy, okay?"

"I've joined the group anyway, what are you thinking about?" Glancing at Ning Caichen in the stone room, he found that this guy had already thrown away his pen, and instead lay his hands on the table, sleeping comfortably, so he sent out a message Soul torture: "Instead of thinking about these things, you might as well think about other things."

Nie Xiaoqian waved her hand, and a gazebo rose from the ground. She sat on the stone bench of the gazebo with her knees crossed, tilted her head and asked, "For example?"

"For example, how did this guy get admitted to the scholar? It's not until eleven o'clock in the middle of the night, right? A scholar who can write and write, how did he come to be a scholar?"

"Eh..." After thinking for a long time, Nie Xiaoqian had no answer, so she stretched out her thumb and nodded vigorously, "That makes sense!"

"What's more, for another example, this guy has written for so long, but he didn't even have the urge to relieve himself. So far, he hasn't found out that the stone house has been locked. Isn't he a little too nervous? powerful?"

"..."

This time, Nie Xiaoqian nodded even more fiercely.

It’s okay not to say it, but it’s true.

From when Ning Caichen arrived at Lanruo Temple, after being tricked into front of him by other female ghosts, and finally being knocked unconscious by Zhang Wuyang, and tricked into the stone house by himself, there were still two hours to write, so it took five or six hours. up.

During the period, when writing the thousand-character text in the stone house, I drank some spare water on the table, which weighed more than two catties.

And even so, there is no urge to urinate, which shows how well-developed the kidneys are.

Well~...the bladder is not small!

Seeing Nie Xiaoqian nodding, Zhang Wuyang also sat there directly, and then looked at Nie Xiaoqian carefully.

"Group leader, what do you think I am doing? Tell you, I will not betray my body, even if you are the group leader!" Nie Xiaoqian opened her mouth to say something, probably because she was uncomfortable being stared at.

Considering that what he said was a bit one-sided, he added at the end: "Unless you use force, then I will not resist."

"@##￥#￥Stop playing with old lady Zi from now on."

"Aha~?"

For a moment, Nie Xiaoqian was like an eggplant beaten by Shuang, and if she was not allowed to play with the old lady Zi, wouldn't she be a loner in the chat group from now on?

He glared viciously at Ning Caichen who was sleeping heartlessly over there, and for some reason felt more and more uncomfortable in his heart.

He didn't know who he was angry with, so with a pout, a celestial light shot out towards the stone house.

"what!"

"Ow~~~"

"Hiss~, what a tragedy!"

Seeing Ning Caichen howling like a wolf in the stone house, Zhang Wuyang couldn't bear it.

However, Nie Xiaoqian was not moved by it, but felt an inexplicable pleasure.

At this time, Ning Caichen in the stone house was clutching his buttocks and was twitching. He was howling all the time, and there were tears of excitement in addition to howling.

God, why did the wedges on the stool come out of nowhere with such a force? !

If it wasn't for the thick clothes I was wearing, I'm afraid I would have to find pliers to pull it out today.

"Scholar, you seem to have forgotten what you promised my girl."

Above the stone house, a majestic voice appeared, Ning Caichen gasped for air, and finally remembered what he was doing in this stone house.

"That's right, Miss Xiaoqian!"

My butt no longer hurts, and I feel refreshed, and even my whole body is excited like a chicken blood.

Sitting on the stool again, and swiping the pen again, the speed seems to be much faster.

"What the hell is this?" Outside, Zhang Wuyang was shocked.

The wooden wedge just now is not fake!Why did this guy only hurt for a while, and then when Nie Xiaoqian imitated grandma's voice, it didn't hurt anymore?

Nie Xiaoqian was also in a daze, and stopped nodding wildly, looked at the stone house suspiciously and said, "I don't know, I used a lot of strength. Normally, if a person is messed up like this, it should take three to five days." It’s the ones who can’t get out of bed.”

"Have you ever done this before?"

"How is it possible! The group leader is slandering me. It's just that a group of brats have so many nonsense, I'm lucky enough to have seen it."

"Sigh~"

Shivering for no reason, Zhang Wuyang silently moved a little away from Nie Xiaoqian.

This chat group is poisonous!

Needless to say how well-behaved and cute Nie Xiaoqian was in the past, but now, she has become a vicious and funny guy, which is really eye-catching.

Up to now, the entire chat group is pretty normal, probably only Lao Yue, Ye Yun, and Miss Lu Xueqi.As for the others, they are even worse than Nie Xiaoqian!

Seemingly unbelieving, Nie Xiaoqian threw out a celestial light again.

This time, a wooden thorn grew directly from the stool in the stone house, and the pointed part cut through Ning Caichen's skin and penetrated into the flesh by three millimeters.

"A long thorn?"

Touching the wooden thorns on the stool, Ning Caichen smiled wryly and shook his head: "Miss Xiaoqian said that this house is an illusion arranged by a Taoist expert. Since the wooden thorns can grow at this time, it must be my fault that I can't be at peace. "

Saying that, he sat down again, ignoring the wooden thorn that pierced his flesh.

Zhang Wuyang was dumbfounded after some manipulations.

this!Could it be the legendary self-hypnosis?

Nie Xiaoqian's scalp was also numb from Xiu, and with a wave of her hand, the original wooden stool turned into a nail board.

The bright nails shone coldly under the light, but the scholar inside really just sat there motionless.

Even while sitting and writing, I still mutter some random words in my mouth,
"Bodhi does not have a tree, and the mirror is not a stand. There is nothing in the first place. Where is the dust, Amitabha, the three pure, saints and sages, these are all illusions, illusions, illusions..."

The whole body is like electricity, the sourness is infinite, the scalp is numb, and the hands and feet are twitching...

At this moment, the rumors of demons and ghosts outside Lanruo Temple continued, and the breeze and moon were blowing on the hills, Nie Xiaoqian got goosebumps all over her body.

The stone house disappeared, along with the pens, inks, papers and inkstones that filled the room.

She only had one thought, this Ning Caichen, let's go, I really can't bear it!

thump~
Shorting his ass to the ground, Ning Caichen stared blankly at the changing scene, his eyes were first confused and then surprised.Looking back at Nie Xiaoqian who was smiling awkwardly, she showed a row of white teeth: "Miss Xiaoqian, is grandma moved by me?"

As he spoke, he had already stood up, and walked to Nie Xiaoqian's side to hold Nie Xiaoqian's hand.

Too excited, I have forgotten etiquette.

It's a pity that before the hand was reached, a man with a beard appeared in the distance.

"Wu that scholar! Don't let go of that girl!!!"

"Bah! Let go of that female ghost!"

(End of this chapter)