Blind date to idol talent show

Chapter 282 Live House
After leaving the company, Li Yimu did not go home, but was invited to a live house in Shanghai, where folk singer Meng Dayu will perform tonight.

Live house means a small live performance. Generally, there are singers on stage, and there are only a hundred or so people below. It feels like singing in a bar.

The difference is that when singing in bars, many people will only listen to the singer's singing as BGM, while the live house is all for you, and in terms of hardware, the sound effect of the live house is more professional .

Although Meng Dayu loves to play memes, he still has a kind of Wenqing temperament in his bones. He likes to perform in small venues. He has basically been to live houses in various places.

For example, there is a famous live house called a tavern in Rongcheng. Li Yimu took Nan Xiaoyueyun to go shopping and passed by there that day, but he didn’t go in. He just took a photo at the door and sent it to Meng Dayu, telling him to check in by himself!
This time Meng Dayu came to Shanghai to perform, and he had a small agreement with Li Yimu, so Li Yimu came.

Speaking of which, when he was in college, he only went to music festivals, and he never went to star concerts.

After all, at music festivals, you can hear a lot of singers singing for a price, but in concerts, live houses, etc., you can only listen to one singer for a price, and there are only a few singing assistants included. Thanks ah.

Anyway, that's what he thought at that time, but Li Yimu thinks that listening to his concert is definitely not a loss, because although I am the only singer on the stage, what you are listening to are songs composed by countless talented singers and musicians. Ah okay?
"Oh, isn't this the singer of the ten thousand people's concert, Li Yimu, your arrival makes this place flourish!" Seeing Li Yimu coming, Meng Dayu stood up and joked with him.

Although there is a gap in age between the two, they communicate with each other as peers, and they often joke with each other.

Li Yimu did not show weakness, the best way to deal with Lao Yin Yang is to become Lao Yin Yang: "Oh, isn't this Meng Dayu who just came back from Tibet on foot, can you invite me to see your live house, then It made my three lives lucky!"

"Hahahaha, really, singing on foot, and then walking and stopping all the way, is really cool, do you want to try it?" Meng Dayu recommended.

Excuse me, I don't even want to go to a variety show that earns this money to run. You asked me to sing and walk, and go to Tibet?Am I crazy?

Of course, he still admires Meng Dayu's story, but admiration does not mean that he wants to learn
"Forget it, I'm a man with a family. I'm not like you. I'm all alone and have no worries!"

"Woman, it will only affect the speed at which I can play the guitar." Meng Dayu held the guitar above his head and performed a weightlifting motion!

Both Meng Dayu and Wang Chengang are single, but their reactions to the show of affection are completely different. Wang Chengang has the kind of unrequited face, while Meng Dayu doesn't care at all, and is proud of not having a girlfriend.

The main reason for this should be that Wang Chengang still has illusions about love in his heart. When he longs for love, he will be envious when others show off, and then become very jealous.

And Meng Dayu has no pursuit of love, so if you show off, what should I do? In an interview, he also said countless golden sentences:

"Women only affect how fast I can play the guitar!"

"The main reason is that I like hiking so much. Let a girl follow me. The girl can't bear the hardship. Even if she can eat, the good guy doesn't take a shower for a few days. She feels sick to me, and I feel uncomfortable to her."

"No, don't you think that when you think of multiple women in your family, you have to divide everything in half? The closet needs to be divided in half, the desk needs to be divided in half, and even the bed has to be divided in half. It is difficult to turn over and drive her away. I have to wait to go to the toilet or something, how uncomfortable it is!"

Every time, Meng Dayu could use his reasons to make the reporter speechless, not knowing how to answer the following words.

Li Yimu also asked him curiously, wouldn't his parents urge him to marry?
Meng Dayu said yes, and he was arranged to go on many, many blind dates, but he would pretend that he was a steel straight man with no EQ, and unilaterally ended the blind date!

The simplest thing is, you just ask some things that you shouldn't ask when you come up, such as the age and weight of women, so most girls will give you a failing grade directly.

Of course, there are also some girls who don't care about these things, and will ask him: "How old do you think I am?"

At this time, he said a number. Of course, this number is not nonsense, but it is said after a real analysis. If you pretend to be a straight man with low EQ, you can't even lose a little IQ.

And when you say the number is older than the other person's actual age, she will be upset, and the girl will smile, then correct him and tell the correct answer.

When the actual age is corrected, Meng Dayu will say:
"I can't tell, do you have any health secrets?"

Just say, how do you let the girl pick it up?As long as you can stand cold, it means that the possibility of failure is extremely high.

Anyway, after listening to this little story, Li Yimu said directly: "Listen to what you have to say, subvert your outlook on life!"

"What kind of subversion do you subvert, you don't need a blind date"

Li Yimu said that if he hadn't met Nan Xiaoyue directly, maybe he would have been arranged by his mother to go on blind dates often. He has been worrying about how to solve it, but he didn't expect Meng Dayu to be a master here!
Regarding this, Meng Dayu said: "Actually, it's nothing, because many girls are forced to go on a blind date, and they will also try to make your impression score lower!"

Li Yimu asked, "What's the specifics?"

"For example, I was on a blind date. The girl asked for salmon as soon as she came up. She asked for 45 slices of salmon, and almost a whole fish was served to us."

Foodie Li Yimu was shocked at the time. It was the first time I heard of the 45-cut salmon. He couldn’t even do it. A girl ordered so much?
"Then the store asked us if we needed fish belly, which can be given away for free. The girl directly refused, because she thought it was too oily. Can she refuse? I took advantage of it and couldn't wait until tomorrow. Why don't you give it for free? Let me tell you, she It’s just that I haven’t suffered, let her walk with me once, and you’ll know how precious it is for nothing!”

In addition to this 45-cut salmon, there are many wonderful stories. Anyway, Li Yimu was deeply moved after hearing it. Fortunately, my first blind date was on an idol talent show, and then I met my family Xiaoyue!

The performance has started. In this kind of live house, there are many kinds of performers, including bands, rap singers, etc., but those are relatively explosive, with gorgeous lights and loud sound, which makes everyone jump along. Hi the kind.

However, the receptionist today is the folk singer Meng Dayu, so the lighting is only a light warm color system, and the audience below will not jump up, jump up, but listen quietly.

Li Yimu didn't stay on the side stage, but was at the front of the stage, watching the performance, of course he should be at the place where he should be watching the performance, wearing a mask and a peaked cap, sitting quietly is also very gregarious, no one noticed him, All eyes were on Meng Dayu on the stage.

Until Meng Dayu sang and sang, he extended the microphone towards him.
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