God-level emotional system

Chapter 1 Can you still have a little dream?
1 o'clock in the morning, bar.

"Be my boyfriend!"

The woman behind the bar looked very calm, and said to the man sitting in front of her lightly.

"Plop..." Bao Bao, who was sitting on the high stool, was startled by the woman's words and nearly fell to the ground.

Bao Bao poked his head out from under the bar slowly, covering his head: "Are you sick? I don't even know your name! And we've only known each other for 10 minutes."

Yes, I only knew each other for 10 minutes.

Baobao didn't know what was going on, and when he woke up, he appeared in this strange place. If you were to ask him where he woke up, no one would believe him - he came out of the grave.

At that time, he was sleepy and heard the sound of "ping ping" outside, and it didn't take long before he saw a door opened in front of him.

Only then did he realize that he was actually lying in a coffin.

Then he said something cute - are you here to steal me?
Then I heard those people howling "Ghost, ghost" and ran away.

But then Baobao saw that those people disappeared in an instant without taking a few steps.

"Ghost, ghost, ghost..." Baobao howled this time.

Baobao broke out in a cold sweat, crawled out of the grave, and ran down the hill at a sprint speed of [-] meters.

In addition to the bleak starlight above his head, there are also flashing neon lights in the distance. Baobao doesn't understand what is going on, but he knows that there is a city there, so he can only speed up and run towards it.

Although the distance doesn't look too far, it took Baobao more than half an hour to get to the city even after walking and running. Here, he finally felt the human touch.

After walking aimlessly on the street for 10 minutes, Baobao finally found that the city he lived in was completely different, the billboards on the streets were all unfamiliar, and the products in many stores were brands he had never heard of.

Baobao was completely confused, what the hell kind of place is this?

Although the clothes on his body were not dirty, they were very damp and he didn't have any money. Baobao didn't know what to do for a while.

When he looked up, he saw a bar next to it. At this point in time, it was actually very quiet inside, and it seemed that the business was not going well.

Bao Bao entered the bar, he didn't have many thoughts, he just hoped to rest there for a night, if possible, it would be even better if he could ask for some snacks to fill his stomach.

Having just experienced something that science can't explain, he really doesn't dare to walk alone on the street now, and his fear will double in the middle of the night.

The owner of the bar is a woman, a very beautiful woman, at least the previous Baobao has never communicated with a woman of this level.

Fortunately, the woman seemed to have a good heart, so she didn't drive him out, and even chatted with him, but the content of the chat was... Keep asking about his personal affairs.

Baobao also got some words out of the woman's mouth, knowing that this place is no longer his original country, it is inevitable to be shocked, but he has to temporarily accept this incomprehensible reality.

Baobao's answer to the woman's question is naturally very simple - orphaned, abducted by human traffickers, dawdling, black household...

But even if he beat Baobao to death again, he would never have imagined that the woman would suddenly say, "Be my boyfriend"!
The woman seemed to have expected Baobao's reaction, and she still said calmly at this time: "Although it's only been 10 minutes, I already know you quite well. You have no parents, no education, no skills, and you were abducted by human traffickers since you were a child. It's basically nothing. In short, you are quite suitable for me in all aspects."

Is this what you ask for in choosing a boyfriend?Fuck, can you still have a little dream?
Bao Bao stared blankly at the woman for a long time, and finally he made a judgment: "I think you are sick!"

After saying this, Baobao immediately turned around and left, even sleeping on the street was better than staying with this crazy person.

marry him?
Bao Bao looked down at his body, to be honest, even he himself dislikes himself a little now...

"Don't you have a place to stay? Just promise me, I can let you be a waiter here first, and give you a basic salary of 5000." The voice of the woman behind is still as flat as water: "And, I can help you go Open an account."

Baobao made a decision now. He doesn't have a household registration status now, so it's really not easy to find a job. The basic salary of 5000 yuan for a waiter is definitely not enough.

Most importantly, the woman promised to help him handle the account.

Baobao turned his head and asked cautiously, "I can work here...but I don't want you, okay?"

It's not that Baobao doesn't like beautiful women, and he asks for a date within 10 minutes of knowing each other. Although this kind of thing happens occasionally in reality, isn't it just love at first sight!

But Bao Bao didn't think it could fall on him now, no matter how he thought about it, he felt that there must be something tricky about it.

If I can find a job here first, I will have a foothold in this strange city at least, and I can slowly get my household registration done, and I can plan for the future.

The woman shook her head and declined politely: "These two things are one."

Baobao stared closely at the woman's jewel-like eyes, trying to see something from her expression, but the woman was like a sculpture, her expression hardly changed.

Baobao was a little panicked immediately, it doesn't matter if you usually have facial paralysis, but if you are also like this on the bed, then you might as well be an inflatable doll!Dolls at least have styles that can scream!

"It's just a boyfriend, and it's not a marriage. If it's not suitable, you don't need to be so nervous."

Hearing the woman's words, Baobao thought about it for a long time, took a deep breath and finally made up his mind, and shook his head resolutely: "...deal!"

Although Baobao knew that this woman had small plans in her heart, but she didn't have anything, so what could she plan?

At most, he could help her create a few sons—this was the only contribution Bao Bao felt he could make for her.

The woman finally showed a smile, that smile was as warm as the sun, as clear as the moon, refreshing under the reflection of the moonlight.

System prompt: An emotional expression is captured, should it be stored in the emotional package?Note: The target is happy because the wish is fulfilled, emotional energy: positive.

A mechanical voice suddenly came from Baobao's mind, and a frame popped up in front of him, just like a large LCD screen, but it was transparent.

what's the situation?
Baobao was stunned.

He didn't move, and the frame didn't move, as if it was waiting for his choice.

Baobao swallowed dryly, and muttered cautiously: "Save..."

System prompt: Congratulations to the host for obtaining an intermediate emotional expression - happy.

There is also a line of reminder below: The host can control the appearance and disappearance of the system interface with his mind, and if in doubt, he can also use his mind to communicate with the system.

What the hell is mind?Baobao thought about it, and said in his heart: "Disappear..."

The system interface disappeared instantly.

"Appear!"

The system interface appeared in front of him in an instant.

"I'm a good boy! I really saw a ghost today! No, no, it can't be... What the hell am I a ghost myself?"

Baobao convulsed from his own thoughts, and stretched out his hand to slap his face.

"Snapped!"

Seeing this, the woman was stunned, not knowing what Baobao was doing.

System prompt: An emotional expression is captured, should it be stored in the emotional package?Note: The target is surprised by the self-mutilation of the host, emotional energy: medium.

Nima is here again?
"I'll save it!" Baobao roared in his heart.

System prompt: Congratulations to the host for obtaining an intermediate emotional expression—surprised.

"Get the fuck out of me right now!" Baobao yelled in his heart.

The system interface disappeared again.

Baobao was stunned for a moment, uncle, you can even understand these words...

But within a second, the system interface popped up again, with a line of words appearing on the interface, and a mechanical sound: "If Yu Qiyuan captures an angry expression, the host can be rewarded with a high-level anger emotion, and because When the host accepts the task for the first time, an additional professional skill can be rewarded."

Bao Bao glanced at the upper right corner of the interface, where a woman's head appeared, and it was the woman in front of her.

"So this girl's name is... Yu Qiyuan, Yu Qiyuan? This name is very unique! It is almost comparable to this baby." Baobao murmured in his heart.

Yu Qiyuan's expression has returned to calm now: "What are you doing?"

"Don't worry, just wait for me to think about it for a while. After all, this is a big issue related to the next generation. I must choose a good gene for my future son." Bao Bao said, holding his chin.

"..." Yu Qiyuan didn't know what to say, so she kept silent.

Baobao has realized that Yu Qiyuan cannot see the system interface, otherwise he would have jumped in fright, so he first entered the "Help" interface to see what the hell this system is.

Emotional system: It can collect the target's emotions for the host to use, and there are many ways to use emotions.

What the hell is such a simple introduction?Do you want to cheat the baby like this?
Is the system too mentally handicapped?Or does the system think that the baby's IQ has surpassed Einstein's and can understand everything with just this sentence?

After Baobao thought about it for a while, he finally decided that it must be the second reason. Don't ask why, the matter of pretending to be coercive cannot be pointed out.

However, Baobao still couldn't figure out what was going on before him, but thinking that he had already been reborn, and when he encountered such a strange thing again, his ability to accept it was much stronger than before.

"Have you considered it?" Yu Qiyuan urged.

Hearing this, Bao Bao glanced at the task again, thinking that he should leave it alone, let's finish the task first, and see what effect it will have, and what professional skills will be rewarded, it sounds like it's not bad.

So he looked up at Yu Qiyuan and said, "Come out, let me see how you look."

Yu Qiyuan didn't say much, she came out from behind the bar counter,
She was wearing a pair of white sneakers, white tight trousers, and a white shirt on her upper body. Her legs were straight and slender, her buttocks were straight and round, her waist was full, and her breasts were swollen. Baobao had every reason to suspect Is there something stuffed in it?

This figure coupled with that disastrous face, Baobao suddenly felt that with his IQ surpassing Einstein... he couldn't understand why the other party wanted him to be her husband.

Baobao swallowed and moistened his dry throat: "Looking for me to be your boyfriend... Are you sure you are not mentally ill?"

Yu Qiyuan shook her head.

"You're not even sure if you're mentally ill?" Baobao suddenly exclaimed.

Yu Qiyuan nodded again.

"What?! Are you sure you are mentally ill?" Baobao exclaimed again.

Yu Qiyuan: "..."

"Are you ready to answer my question with a third head movement now?"

"..." Yu Qiyuan was silent for a while, and finally said, "I'm sure I'm not mentally ill."

Angry!Get angry now!

Baobao was a little helpless, and she was not angry when she deliberately teased and teased her. After thinking about it for a while, he said, "Can your facial expressions be richer, for example..."

The system prompts: "It is not allowed to prompt the other party to make a corresponding expression, otherwise the mission will fail."

"..." Hearing the voice of the system, Baobao got stuck in the middle of what he said.

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Ps: 1. The nonsensical, joyful and funny style of this book is mainly for book lovers to read with a happy mood, anyway, it’s for leisure and relaxation!Cheerful is best.However, if you are a book lover who hates this style, be careful! 0.0
2. Happy New Year!Happy new year! !Happy new year! ! !
　Regarding the name of the main character, in fact, the original title of the book was "Baby Has Little Emotions", so Bao Bao was chosen, but this title was not used later... Some people think this name is cute, and some people think it is very awkward. See Personal preference, reading should be a relaxed and pleasant thing, if you can’t bear it, you don’t need to force it, I hope you can find more books that suit you, and thank you all readers! 0.0
　　
　
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