Northeast Night Talk

Chapter 94
Boss and Ma Chao muttered in the 'grave bag', I wondered, how did they get in?Could this be the lair of the black-faced woman and those yellow-skinned people?How did it work?

Hearing the two of them chatting inside, they didn't want to come out, looking forward to marrying the daughters of the old lady Hei.

Hey, I'm happy about that, it's really not a big deal to pick up girls, if you two are really married to Huang Pizi, you don't know how you will die.

Forget about the boss, he is an old virgin like me, but Ma Chao, you are already a person with a 'family', you can't!
There is a knife on the head of Sezi!These two guys really left me speechless.

Sigh, no matter what, Brother Dong, I am also a person who values ​​affection. If you speak ill of me, just say it. No matter what happens, I will rescue you.

"Boss, Ma Chao, I'm here to save you!" I cling to the grave bag and shout into it.

Immediately, the whispers of two people came from inside...

"Ma Chao, why do I seem to hear Dongzi's voice?"

"Having hallucinations? This kid is in trouble now, how can he have time to talk to us!"

"Well, it makes sense, Xiaoyu is such a beautiful woman, it's really cheap for him!"

……

Hearing this, I was confused and angry!My lord, you two really don't know what's good and what's wrong!I kicked hard at the grave bag.A huge echo exploded in the tomb like thunder.

Ma Chao panicked inside: "Fuck! What's going on? There's an earthquake!"

"No! It should be someone knocking on the door outside, it can't be that Dongzi came to save us!"

I smiled hehe, and finally let you all know my existence!
I shouted to the grave bag: "Brother, Ma Chao, can you two hear me?!"

"Hey! It's really Dongzi!... Dongzi, we can hear you, we're inside!"

"Get us out quickly!"

hey-hey!Thinking of coming to beg me now, look at your beating nature.

"Why did you two go to the graveyard?" I asked them.

"You just ran into the graveyard! We live in a big house, resplendent and magnificent!"

These two brothers were really fascinated by Huang Pizi, and they didn't even know that they had entered the grave circle in a daze.

How can this be done?

I went around the small tomb bag three times to the left and three times to the right, but I couldn't find the so-called gate. The key to the black-faced woman was in my hand, but where was the gate?
"You two wait, I'm trying to get you two out!"

I thought about it, put my mind to one side, and simply picked up a broken tile and started digging the grave.

Now I don't care whose grave it is, anyway, I'm not afraid that it will come back to find me, and I am determined to dig the boss and Ma Chao out of the grave.

But when I was digging up the soil, a yellow smoke came out of the mound with a 'pop'. It came down so fast that I didn't even realize it, so I was caught right!

"Fuck! Why is it so stinky!"

I sat down on the ground, and the yellow smoke exuded an extremely stinky smell, which almost killed me!
His uncle!This is the stench of yellow skin!
What a fucking bad luck!These yellow-skinned people all look like dogs, how can they defecate anywhere!It seems that this stench is a time bomb that they have ambushed a long time ago, and this has caught me!

I just felt dizzy in my head, I was already extremely hypoxic, and the stench penetrated everywhere, getting into my mouth, nose and eyes.

At this moment, I suddenly felt a stabbing pain in my eyes. I slowly opened my eyes and blinked vigorously. Immediately, the things in front of me gradually changed colors, half red, half blue, extremely enchanting, and I realized instantly , buddy has become a cat's eye again!
When I met the mountain raccoon soul last time, I knew that the cat's eyes had the function of yin and yang eyes, and this moment proved my idea even more, because in front of my eyes, a huge house suddenly appeared!

The vermilion-painted house gate stands in front of my eyes. The building is very simple, at least it looks like the period of the Republic of China. There are four huge door stacks on top of my head. I can't help touching my chin and smiling. The threshold is quite high, this is the posture of recruiting a son-in-law!
Dangdang!
I grabbed the knocker and knocked on the door.

"I said Dongzi! Don't knock! We don't have a key, so we can't open the door!"

Oh oh, yes!Only now did I remember that the key is with me!
I quickly inserted the key into the lock, and twisted it hard, only to hear a click, and it opened!
The door was quite heavy, and I pushed hard before slowly pushing it open.

As soon as I saw the scene inside, I was immediately happy. I thought that the two brothers were suffering inside, but I didn't expect to live more comfortably than the uncle. At this moment, they are sitting on the wicker chair in the yard eating and drinking.

There are fresh fruits and crystal grapes on the table, and there is even red wine in the glass!

My lord, this is really a grape wine luminous glass!
"Come on, Dongzi! Let's do the hour together!" The two brothers greeted me quickly.

I was so angry and funny, the fight was going on lively, how could I have the mood to drink.

I just listened to the boss talking, "This situation should be called, what should it be called, it should be called a toast to invite the bright moon... What is the next sentence?"

Ma Chao glanced at him, "The shadows are three!"

Seeing how drunk they were, I almost died of anger, and I really regarded myself as a literati and poet.

"Stop fucking drinking, hurry up!"

I dragged my brothers to go out, but at this moment, two white and tender figures suddenly walked out of the room.These are two women, completely naked, walking towards us with small steps, winking at each other, they are simply immoral!

"Han Dong! Where are you going?" The voices of the two women were extremely delicate. Even though the brothers were determined, they couldn't help but swayed fiercely. When I looked again, I felt dizzy. A pair of fair and slender legs were in front of my eyes. dangling.

Uncle!This is Huang Pizi's ecstasy, no wonder the boss and Ma Chao's virtues turned out to be bewitched!
Not to mention the two brothers, even at this moment, I suddenly feel that I can't refuse the beautiful and charming face who wants to refuse but welcome, and wants to talk but is ashamed, and even my body is involuntarily excited!

There is a saying that is true, the confidante is really fucking vortex!

Just when I was about to indulge, a snow-white figure suddenly appeared in my mind.

Little monster!
right!Xiao Yaoer is still fighting for me, if I just lie drunk on the lap of a beauty, and die in a gentle country, what face do I have to face Xiaocui again!
Thinking of this, I bit the tip of my tongue vigorously, and my mind suddenly became clear. I pushed the beauties in my arms away fiercely, and while I was staggering, I could clearly see the surprised expressions on their faces.

Taking a panoramic view of their expressions, I couldn't help but sneer in my heart. These two yellow-skinned people are obviously housekeepers, and their morals are not advanced.

I shouted loudly, and the Yin fist broke out fiercely.

Feeling the wind of my fist, the two yellow skins suddenly turned pale with fright, and backed away again and again, the delicate looks on their faces gradually changed, turning into the appearance of sharp-mouthed monkey cheeks!
"Ah! Monster!"

Boss and Ma Chao woke up immediately, and quickly ran behind me and hid.

At this moment, the two yellow-skinned men screamed, and suddenly raised their tails, and two foul-smelling yellow air suddenly hit the three of us.

"Cover your mouth and nose!" I shouted quickly, leading the two of them back towards the gate!
Just when we retreated to the gate, two sharp whistling sounds suddenly pierced through the yellow air, and I saw two pairs of sharp claws piercing towards my chest. The prepared soybeans were thrown out with a 'swipe' sound, and immediately five big black dogs stood in front of me.

Taking advantage of this opportunity, I took the two brothers and walked out of the door. I grabbed the knocker and closed the door fiercely. After turning the key hard, the door was locked again!
call!
The three of us breathed a sigh of relief, sat on the ground and gasped for breath, my eyes gradually lost their color, and after a while, the gate of the mansion suddenly disappeared, and it changed back to the appearance of a grave.

The cat's eye receded, it came and went quickly, and it really made me confused and unable to control its appearance.

However, at this moment I finally understood that the tomb was actually a private house, but it was only occupied by Huang Pizi.

At this moment, the boss and Ma Chao are also completely awake. I told them that they were locked in the graveyard, but they didn't believe it. The skeleton was so shocked that its eyeballs almost popped out!

Before I could speak, the two stood up scramblingly, and Sa Yazi ran towards the outside of the ditch.

Uncle!Now that I know I'm scared, I'll return the wine and wine luminous cup first!

After chasing for a long time, I finally caught up with the two brothers.At this moment, we sneaked back to the entrance of the village again. It was dark all around. I didn't pay attention to my feet and tripped over a big stone. I looked down and saw a dilapidated stone tablet with the words "Houling Village" written on it. Character.

Sir, it turns out that this Nomura has a name, it is actually called Houling Village!
The village of Houling was unusually quiet, and there was no sign of Huang Pizi.

"Dongzi, I didn't expect that you are getting more and more capable now, and even Huang Pizi was beaten away by you! You are always cheating!"

I smiled embarrassingly, I was the one who beat this off, not to mention so many yellow-skinned people, even that black-faced woman is not something I can deal with, if it wasn't for the fact that Xiao Yaoer's skill has increased greatly after retreating this time, it is still uncertain what will happen now thing!

But where did the little demon go?

I was inexplicably worried, because it was obvious that she was injured when we parted, and I didn't know if she was in danger now.

After wandering around the village for a long time, there are broken roots and broken walls everywhere, and the cold moonlight makes people feel chills.

At this moment, the boss and Ma Chao also realized that the bridal chamber candles and the yellow-flowered girls are all blindfolded by his mother's yellow skin. Ken just woke up.

On the open space that was originally decorated with lights, there was only a dilapidated large iron pot left. The soup in the pot had been boiled dry, and only a few irregular lumps of minced meat were left, like paste, which smelled disgusting. The three of us threw up on the ground again.

Faint flames were scattered on the surrounding haystacks, and there were some stars shining. The boss suddenly held a stone slab and shouted, "Dongzi, come and see, there seems to be a word on it for you!"

Hearing what he said, I hurried over, and with a little spark, I saw the scrawled handwriting on it. Although the handwriting was not very good, crooked like a primary school student, I still recognized it.

Stinky wax gourd: I have taken all the yellow skins. When you read this line, I have already returned to Changbai Mountain. This place is a place of extreme shade. It is not suitable to stay for a long time. Go down the mountain before dawn, or you will be lost in it. ． ．The little demon stays.

Seeing this, I immediately felt relieved, it turned out that Xiao Yaoer had already left.

But why did you leave without saying goodbye?
Thinking about Xiao Yaoer's character of coming and going without a trace and being good at falling from the sky, I was relieved, but this parting, I don't know how long it will be before we meet again.

(End of this chapter)