Northeast Night Talk

Chapter 92 Tricks
Xiaoyu heard Xiao Yaoer's pawing sound, like a mouse seeing a cat, her face instantly turned pale, and she was about to break through the door, but Xiao Yaoer caught her in the air and caught her in front of her.

Xiaoyu knelt on the ground tremblingly, and tremblingly said: "Tangxian, spare your life! Tangxian, spare your life! The slave family was also confused for a while, and did such a stupid thing under the coercion of Heixianu!"

"Is it really coercion?" Xiao Yaoer frowned coldly, playing with taste: "I think you are very happy!"

"Don't dare! Please let Grandma Tang Xiangu let me go! It's none of my business, really none of my business, even if I suck the energy of this virgin boy, most of it will be handed over to Grandma Hei!" Xiaoyu I was so anxious that I almost cried.

What?Suck me up?I broke out in a cold sweat, this woman is really not a kind person, thanks to Xiao Yaoer who saved me, otherwise it would be too late, I'm afraid I'm really going to be a pile of dead bones!

Xiao Yaoer's palm glowed with white light, I knew she was concentrating her mana, and I saw Xiaoyu looking at us with a look of despair, for some reason, her heart softened a little.

"What? Are you reluctant to part with your bride?" Xiao Yaoer looked at me playing tricks.

"No...no!" I waved my hands again and again, "It's just that she is so pitiful..."

"Poor?" Xiao Yaoer glared at me fiercely, "I'll let you see what she is, and you can say whether she is pitiful or not!"

White light rushed into Xiaoyu's body with a bang, her body trembled violently, her face suddenly changed, sharp teeth were exposed, her limbs were clawed, and she lay on the ground slowly...

Not long after, a yellow-haired animal huddled up and looked at us innocently on the ground.

"This is... Huangpizi!" I couldn't help but widen my eyes in surprise.

How could it be Huang Pizi?This makes me very unacceptable. After all, Huang Xian can be regarded as one of the four great masters of the Immortal Mansion. With a great reputation, how could he do such a thing that humiliates the family and endangers one side?
Xiao Yaoer took out a yellow cloth bag, opened her hand, Huang Pizi let out a chirp, her body shrunk slowly, turned into a yellow light and poured into the cloth bag.

"Hmph! When we send you all to Huang's house, someone will take care of you!" Xiao Yaoer snorted coldly at the bag.

She turned around and looked at me with winking eyes, I couldn't help but smiled embarrassingly, and quickly put on my clothes neatly, sir, it's a shame, will I tell my aunt that I am still innocent now?
I'm afraid she has been watching in secret all this time!This ghost girl, she won't come out early, she has to lose her virginity before she comes out to watch my jokes.

Puchi!

She suddenly laughed, a bit mocking, but Brother Dong had a thick skin, he just looked at her blankly, that face was so beautiful, two years, I have to take a good look at her, seductive.

"Smelly wax gourd! I haven't seen you for two years and I haven't seen any progress in you. You are still so stinky, and you still look like a pig when you see a beautiful woman!" She teased.

Dude suddenly lost his old face, am I as unbearable as you said?I feel very uncomfortable after being outnumbered by the lover in my dream.

"Who told you that you are so good-looking, I can't walk when I see you, and I want to sleep when I see you!" I whispered.

She glanced at me disdainfully, "Come on, Han Dong, aren't you and your Xiaocui in full swing, why are you fawning on me now? Could it be that you want to be on two boats?"

Hearing what she said, my face froze. It seemed that she still didn't know about my breakup with Xiaocui. I sighed and said, "It's yellow!"

"What? It's yellow?" Xiao Yaoer was surprised at first, then rolled her eyes, showing a sly smile, and said, "I've already calculated it for you, it won't work! I just didn't expect it to happen so soon. ... tsk tsk..."

"Look at how miserable I am now, I urgently need a primer for good medicine, or you just follow me, go back and discuss with the old fairies, and get married in Changbai Mountain!"

I don't know why, but when I'm with her, I always like to make jokes and farts. I haven't seen her for two years, and it seems that I have endless things to say.

"What? Xiaocui ran away, and now she wants to pick on me? If you have been so dedicated to me, maybe my aunt will marry you if she is moved! What if now..." Xiao Yaoer pondered He gave me a serious look and said: "If you dare to propose marriage now, let's see if my grandpa won't break your dog legs!"

I smiled embarrassingly, this girl has frightened me with her grandpa since I was a child, and her grandpa is the leader Hu, Mr. Hu San.

"It's still the same sentence, unless the old man crawls out of the soil, all your dirty thoughts will be unreasonable!" She pursed her lips and snorted.

I couldn't help but smiled wryly and said, "I have any unreasonable thoughts. You have been following me. I'm afraid it's because you have unreasonable thoughts about me, right?"

"Hmph!" Xiao Yaoer snorted, and said with a pouted face: "If I hadn't sensed that you were in danger, how could I have left the customs early! You don't know good people like stinky wax gourd!"

Xiao Yaoer was furious, I scolded myself for being ignorant, and tried to persuade me repeatedly.

Xiao Yaoer told the whole story one by one...

It turns out that every time I go home in the past two years, Xiao Yaoer can sense me, but she has been practicing in seclusion and has no time to come out to look for me. When I go back this time, she senses that disaster is about to happen to me body, so he left the customs ahead of time, attached to my body, and followed me back to the provincial capital.

Sure enough, the catastrophe came too suddenly, when the three of us vagrants came out to play, we encountered such a catastrophe.

The little demon said that the culprit was the dead tortoise. It is not a lie that the dead tortoise attracts evil. That dead tortoise was the result of the hands and feet of the yellow skins. Anyone who touched it would be stained with the smell of the dead tortoise. After that, Huang Pizi followed the smell of the dead turtle to find it...

After listening to Xiao Yaoer's words, I was a little stunned. I didn't expect that dead turtle to be an introduction!I really have to thank Xiao Yao'er for this matter today, if she hadn't left the customs early, I'm afraid I'm really going to be robbed!
But then again, I have had many disasters in the past two years. Since I was in college, I have been catching ghosts, fighting zombies, and fighting evil men.But why didn't she show up every time, but why did she show up this time?Could it be because this time is a catastrophe...she must be jealous! ...I thought shamelessly.

"As a fairy family, Huang Pizi, why did he want to harm us?" Looking at the little cloth bag struggling in Xiao Yaoer's hand, I wondered.

"Fart fairy family! They are just a group of wild immortals! If you don't go to the Huang's camp to report, your intentions are not righteous, and you use these harmful methods to practice. If it weren't for me today, you guys would probably be squeezed dry ! Do you think they really have a crush on you? They just want to suck your essence, and then go to another groom after sucking it dry..." Xiao Yaoer glanced at her, and helped me while talking Untie the rope on your body.

sweat!It turned out to be the case.When I was young, I often heard old people talk about goblins absorbing human essence, and some people even said that if young people are sucked by goblins, their beard and hair will turn white overnight and become a bad old man!
Thinking about those stories I heard when I was a child, I shuddered and stared at the red hijab falling on the ground in a daze...

"Why are you still sitting stupidly? You don't want to get up? You really think of yourself as the bridegroom! If I don't come, after the wedding night in the bridal chamber, you may not know how you died!"

Xiao Yaoer snorted coldly, and pulled me out of my contemplation, and I quickly jumped up from the red bed. At this moment, the surrounding scenery changed, and the whistling bridal chamber slowly disappeared. At that time, where are there any bridal chambers and red candles?Xiao Yaoer and I are just in a broken wall!
Suddenly there was a sound of laughter from a distance, and the voice of a woman's wandering came from time to time, and one could tell it was the black-faced old lady and her daughters.

"Will my two brothers be okay?" I asked Xiao Yaoer nervously.

Xiao Yaoer closed her eyes, her eyeballs kept swimming under her eyelids, and after a while she suddenly opened her eyes and shook her head, saying, "They're all right now, they're just temporarily stunned by Huang Pizi, I've detected it Their seats are now in Huang Pizi's lair, about five miles east of the village!"

"Then let's go and save them!"

Just as I was about to leave, I was stopped by Xiao Yaoer. She gave me a blank look and said, "It's someone else's territory. Do you think you can go in? The Xianjia mansion is just like a mortal, and there are gates. Do you have a door?" key?"

"Then what should I do?" I said with a sobbing face.

Little Yaoer rolled her big eyes and said in a low voice: "There is only one key to the door of the mansion. If I guess correctly, the key must be in the hands of that black-faced woman! Then... I will lure them all in a while. Come out, I will take the opportunity to get the key from the black-faced woman, and then you take the key to save your two cronies."

"What about you?" I asked hurriedly.

Xiao Yao'er pursed her lips and smiled, "I'm fine! These scumbags are only black-faced women with a bit of skill, and my aunt can easily deal with them!"

yo!Not long after we met, she started flirting with me again!

"Wait for them to come out, you just stand here and don't move! Everything is under my command!"

While talking, Xiao Yaoer spun around on the spot, a white light flashed, and she changed into Xiaoyu's appearance!
"You..." I pointed at her, speechless in surprise.

She rolled my eyes at me and said, "What are you! To us, appearance is nothing more than a piece of skin. We can change whatever we like, and only you stinky men judge people by their appearance and care about this skin!" She continued to speak. They all became Xiaoyu's voice, lifelike.

I smiled wryly, she was really right, the pink skull, maybe that’s what she meant, but I still like the original appearance of Xiao Yaoer, after all, I have seen that face for more than 20 years, and it has become the one in my heart goddess.

"Okay! Stop talking nonsense! I'll call 'em out!"

Xiao Yaoer stopped my mouth, and suddenly let out a strange cry from her throat.

I often heard this cry in the mountains, it was Huang Pizi's cry, but I was a little surprised that the cry came from Xiao Yaoer's mouth.After all, they are not the same kind!

Xiao Yaoer glanced at me with a sly smile. This ghost girl has been cunning and scheming since she was a child. She doesn't know what tricks she is going to play this time.

(End of this chapter)