Northeast Night Talk

Chapter 74 I Was Scolded Again
I don't know how long I was in a coma, but I gradually regained consciousness.

Am I dead?I was plunged into darkness in front of me. I wanted to open my eyes, but I couldn't.

Maybe I'm dead, where did He Yinyang go?My buddy came down to accompany him, he should come to pick me up. ． ．
I don't know if there are any girls down here, my brother is still a virgin, the first thing I do when I come down is to take care of this matter first!
What a lofty ideal!If there is everything in the underworld, why bother to live and die in love in the mortal world.

As for love?Hmph, since Xiaocui, I no longer believe in love!

A young man with no car, no house, and no savings like me can't fill in the bricks and tiles for socialism. If Grandpa Mao sees the flowers of our motherland turning into such virtues, I'm afraid he will die of anger again.

In fact, after breaking up with Xiaocui, I thought about it for a long time.This society is inseparable from material things. How can we live without material things?How to talk about love?Although I also hope that I can get lucky and get rich overnight, but even Zhou Gong told me when I was sleeping, Han Dong, stop dreaming!

This is my life, a cheap life.When I was just born, my great-grandfather weighed my bones and said that I was born with a life of "Twenty-Two Nine Coins".Even if he doesn't say it, everyone knows, "Two two nines, cheap bones", you will not be promising in your life!But his old man still cares about me!

Although my life is bad, I never thought that I was a short-lived ghost.

God, I was afraid of retribution when I was alive, so I saved you some face. Now that the young master is dead, I finally can't help but want to greet you!His uncle's fate!
Just when I was thinking wildly with my eyes closed, I suddenly heard someone calling me, "Brother Dong! Brother Dong!"

Uncle, it turned out to be He Yinyang, why did this kid come to pick me up.

Feeling that someone touched me, the feeling of not being able to land returned to my body instantly, and I slowly opened my eyes. ． ．
What was reflected in front of my eyes was a pig's head. After observing for a long time, I finally confirmed that it was He Yinyang's head.His head was wrapped in a thick bandage, his face was swollen high, and he looked as ridiculous as he could be.

Seeing me wake up, He Yinyang was so excited that he couldn't answer, "Brother Dong...you've been in a coma for a day and three nights!"

What?One day and three nights?What concept?The time calculation in the underworld is too weird!

I moved slightly, my whole body was in pain like a needle prick, and I couldn't help but gasped.

He Yinyang slowly helped me up from the bed, and then I observed the surrounding situation.

This is a dark ward, and the ward is full of the smell of medicine, which is very pungent. I gritted my teeth and said: "The hospital in this hell is too bad..."

He Yinyang smiled with a swollen face: "Brother Dong! You are so humorous!"

I glared at him, "Smile, you laugh! If you sell oil pans, go and buy one, I'll blow you up today!"

He Yinyang looked at me suspiciously, then smiled and said, "Brother Dong, you're probably going to be disappointed, we're not dead yet, so don't buy your pot yet!"

"What? I'm not dead!" When I got excited, I stretched my arms, which almost hurt me to death.

He Yinyang hurriedly helped me up, "Brother Dong! Your arm is dislocated and just reattached, and it's still a bit misaligned. The doctor won't let you move!"

I slowly lay on the bed, mother, it turns out that I am still alive.

I looked at He Yinyang, with a look of excitement on my face, "Are you alive too?"

"What are you talking about!" I was so unhappy, I touched my forehead with my left hand, and there was no eye-opening talisman, and I finally confirmed that this bastard is still alive.

He Yinyang told me what happened that day.It turned out that after He Yinyang was thrown off the altar by the evil man that day, he was actually blocked by an ancient tree. The lush branches and leaves of the ancient tree saved him from disaster.After waking up from his coma, he returned to the altar and found me in a coma. It took him a lot of effort to carry me out of Qipan Mountain.

He looked at me with admiration, thinking that I killed the evil man with my bare hands. Brother Dong accepted his admiration frankly, and was in a mess. Just as I was about to tell the story of the battle against the evil man, I chatted , He Yinyang looked at me and his face suddenly changed, "Brother Dong, wait a minute, I'll go to the doctor to show you!"

I quickly stopped him, "What's the matter, why don't you go to the doctor, don't you say I'm fine, it's just a dislocated arm."

He Yinyang quickly waved his hands and said, "No, it's your eyes..."

"What happened to my eyes?"

He quickly found a small mirror and handed it to my eyes, I was so surprised that I almost didn't drop it on the ground.At this moment, my eyes have changed color, the left eye is blue, and the right eye is red!

"Brother Dong, this is not a sequela, is it? Why did you become a cat's eye?"

"Fuck off, you're just a cat's eye!"

Although I don't want to admit it, the eyes are really weird, sneaky, like a Persian cat, I feel uncomfortable looking at myself, and my scalp is numb.

I slowly put down the mirror, the memory of that day flooded in like a flood, I touched my chest, the blue tears and red tears had disappeared, and sure enough, they entered my eyes as I remembered.

I don't know if this will harm me or cause any changes to my body, but judging from the current situation, it definitely does more harm than good. Nima, I can't see people with a cat's eye. How can I find a partner in the future? !
I'm Kaba Kaba eyes, and the purple awns from the eyes did not shine out like that day, and the superpowers are gone!This disappointed me even more, leaving a pair of useless strange colors, how can I see people!
I told He Yinyang about this, and my jaw dropped in shock, obviously, this matter was beyond his imagination.

"By the way, where did the stinky Taoist go? Didn't he fight half of the evil man at that time!" I asked him.

He Yinyang shook his head and said: "I don't know. After the formation was activated, the cave was sealed again. I couldn't get in, and I don't know if that stinky Taoist came out!"

"This old boy won't hang in there?" I thought badly.

But I don't think so, the stinky Taoist priest still has some skills, I don't believe he just died like this.

Knowing that the gap in purgatory has been re-sealed, I was relieved, and after eating some of the things He Yinyang bought, I fell asleep again in a daze.

Maybe it’s because I’m so tired these days, I’m so messed up in my dreams, I dreamed that a red-haired monster was chasing me, I couldn’t see its appearance dimly, I just kept moving forward run, run forward...

When I woke up, it was already the next morning, and when I opened my eyes, I saw He Yinyang packing things.

"What's wrong? Are you going to be discharged from the hospital?" I asked him.

Ya's mournful face nodded and said: "The doctor told us to stay in the hospital for two days for observation, but I have no money in my pocket!"

"It's okay, it's okay, otherwise there is nothing serious about the two of us. The reason why the hospital asked us to stay for two days is to make us pay two more days. Now that we are poor, it's too late for us to catch up!"

He Yinyang and I went through the formalities and left the hospital. When I was walking, I kept my head down, looking at my 'cat eyes'. I really couldn't see people.

When passing by the street, we met a street vendor, and I asked He Yinyang to buy me a pair of sunglasses.Money was tight in my pocket, so I bargained with the stall owner for ten yuan and the deal was settled.I put it on and saw that it was made of plastic!Well, plastic is plastic, not to mention, wearing sunglasses is really stylish, there is such a smell of infernal affairs.

When we got back to the city, we went straight to the Temple of God. We were more or less thinking about the stinky Taoist priest and the battle of Qipanshan, and we didn't know what happened to this guy who called himself 'Wild Dog'.

As May Day was approaching, there were many pilgrims in the Temple of God. The two of us entered the Temple of God from a trail, and walked around the temple, but we didn't find any stinky Taoist priests.

We asked the little Taoist who was sweeping the yard, and he said that he had been away for more than a week and hadn't come back.

This old boy won't really hang up, our hearts are beating drums.

At this moment, rhubarb jumped out from nowhere and jumped on me.

"Woof! Why are you two here? I miss you two so much, hurry up and treat me to mutton steamed buns, hurry up!"

Grandma, since when did this kid become so thick-skinned and learn to treat people to guests? Sure enough, he can't learn anything good from following the stinky Taoist priest.

"Where is your master?" We asked it.

Da Huang shook the dog's head and said, "I don't know. Master said that if he doesn't come within a month, it means he passed away!" After he finished speaking, he barked twice excitedly.

We both looked at it suspiciously, "Do you know what passing away means?"

"I don't know, Wang! But I hope Master will pass away soon!"

The two of us suddenly laughed, the smelly Taoist really took in a good apprentice.

It seems that the stinky Taoist priest had planned a long time ago. He knew that the crime was more or less serious, so he explained everything about the funeral, but it seemed that Rhubarb didn't realize the seriousness of the matter.Forget it, neither of us told it about Qipanshan, it's better to let it reincarnate as soon as possible.

Treat rhubarb to eat steamed mutton. He Yinyang and I went to the station. He Yinyang was going to his grandpa again. I got on the bus alone.At this moment, Rhubarb suddenly jumped in from the car window.Damn, you want to go back with me, saying that it's boring to stay alone in the temple.

These days, even the dog will feel lonely, I guess this girl can't find girls in the Temple of God, and I'm going to the University City for a fresh change.Come on, let's go, anyway, it doesn't need to buy a ticket for the car.

I fell asleep in the car, but when I arrived at the station, Rhubarb patted me awake with its big paw.

I got out of the car in a daze, and Rhubarb disappeared in a flash. I don't know which dog girl I went to harm. This guy is really anxious.

I strolled to the school, and happened to see my instructor Shen Yue coming out of the school gate, I quickly covered my nose with my collar and planned to pass by her.

"Han Dong! Stop!" the Lion roared.

I thought to myself, it's over now, I'll let her catch me before I get on my feet, I know what's going to happen without counting.

I turned around dejectedly, trying to make the smile on the corner of my mouth more charming.

Before I could open my mouth, I snorted and said, "Xiao Mian, you thought I wouldn't recognize you if you wore sunglasses? What? Now you've changed your career to infernal affairs?"

Her aggressiveness made me terrified, my brother thought to himself, this is over, and I will be scolded again, looking at this posture, this matter is beyond good!
I smiled awkwardly, "Guide..."

"Don't call me a tutor, I don't have a student like you." She looked very angry, with a very unfriendly expression on her face.

"Instructor, I was wrong, I dare not do it again!" I was about to wipe my tears, but was blocked by my sunglasses, grandma, I am not short-sighted, and I am really not used to wearing glasses.

"Take off my sunglasses!" She snorted coldly.

"It's not good..." Uncle, I want to pick it too, but I'm afraid it will scare you after I pick it off.

Seeing that I didn't move, Shen Yue's face became more and more ugly, "Hurry up and take it off for me, wearing a broken thing and plastic, you don't look like a student, I feel ashamed for you!"

My day!Can you save some face? Being scolded by a big water polo at the gate is more embarrassing than wearing sunglasses. I can't wait to find a crack in the ground and get in.Pick it up!What's the big deal, I took off the mirror in a fit of anger.

(End of this chapter)