Northeast Night Talk

Chapter 53

I kicked the safe of the old magic stick, the iron box made a muffled sound, and I immediately picked up my feet and spun around on the spot.

Nima!This thing is quite thick!
Just as I was about to go up and press the combination lock, He Yinyang quickly stopped me.

"Brother Dong, don't touch it, otherwise it won't open!"

"It's okay! It won't break if you touch it, isn't it just a safe, what's so expensive!"

Having said that, I still step aside and let He Yinyang do it.

This kid stood in front of the table for a long time but didn't see any movement. I couldn't help but said: "What? You don't know the password? Why don't we just smash it open!"

He Yinyang said awkwardly: "I really don't know the password. My grandfather changes his password once a month. I know his password last month, but I don't know this month's password!"

Hearing what he said, I couldn't help but roll my eyes. This old guy, the whole broken safe keeps changing the password, as if he has a lot of money.

He Yinyang took out the gloves from the drawer, and grabbed some flour from the kitchen, and I said what are you doing, I don't know why.

He didn't say a word, held the flour in his hand, and then blew on the combination lock little by little.

After a while, the numbers on the combination lock appeared in different shades, six, five, eight, nine, the sticky flour on the four numbers was obviously more than the other numbers, and I suddenly understood a little bit!
"You kid is a fucking genius! Why didn't I find out earlier? You really have the potential of a special agent!" I slapped him hard, and I saw that this kid is a repeat offender.

Youdao is hard to guard against house thieves, sometimes I really feel sorry for the old god stick.

I couldn't wait to press the password, and the safe opened with a 'snap'.

The yin and yang mirror was lying quietly on the first floor of the safe. I instinctively glanced down and was stunned.

I wasn't stunned, I was dumbfounded, completely dumbfounded!
I used to know that the old god stick was rich, but I didn't know that he was so rich. The big shiny gold bars were neatly placed in the safe, which blinded my dog's eyes. I made a rough estimate, how to say It should also weigh twenty or thirty catties!
Brother Dong knew abacus and mental arithmetic when he was a child, and I thought to myself, one gram of gold is 300 yuan, thirty catties is 15000 grams, 15000×300=450000!

I calculated the value of gold in an instant, and millions of dollars were waving in front of me, and I swallowed hard.

Treating money like dung is bullshit. If I had so much money to go to college, I would have already carried my schoolbag and returned home to have a baby.

In such a dazed effort, He Yinyang took out the yin and yang mirror from the safe, and then quickly closed the safe, and the gold disappeared in front of my eyes.

Seeing the vigilant expression on this kid's face, I smiled embarrassingly, "You brat, how can I still snatch it, look at you!"

He rolled his eyes at me and said, "It's not that I don't believe you, I'm just afraid that you won't be able to control yourself!"

He was right, I just had an impulse to put millions in front of my eyes, it would be pure nonsense to say I am not tempted.

"Where did your grandfather get so much money? It can't be a scam, right?" I asked him.

He Yinyang shook his head and said, "You're a fraud! I heard from my grandfather that he is raising money from Hong Kong for the funeral home. This should be from Hong Kong."

Hearing what he said, I immediately felt better. It turns out that this gold bar is not from the old god. If he can make so much money by cheating, it is simply unreasonable.

"Get down to business!" I urged.Hurry up and get out after finishing the work, if I stay any longer, I may not be able to control my hands.

He Yinyang held the yin and yang mirror and muttered for a long time, but the yin and yang mirror didn't respond, so I couldn't help saying: "It can't be broken!"

"No!" He Yinyang scratched his head and said, "I heard from my grandfather that as long as there is a place in this mortal world, it is in the Yin-Yang mirror, but the more mysterious the deduction is, the more energy will be consumed. If the deduction If not, it can only mean that the energy is not enough!"

I froze for a moment, I didn't expect this baby to be so delicate, "Then give it some energy!"

"Then Brother Dong, you have to contribute some blood!" He Yinyang handed the yin and yang mirror in front of me.

When I heard that I had to bleed, I quickly bit my finger and dripped it on the yin-yang mirror. He Yinyang also dripped blood.

I still know a little about the deduction technique of yin and yang mirror, which requires the blood of Zhiyin and Zhiyang. Fortunately, we both meet this condition.

Blood dripped on the smooth mirror surface, and the compass on the yin and yang mirror suddenly turned crazily like chicken blood.In the rapid rotation of the pointer, there was a buzzing sound.

It was the first time for us to see such a big reaction from Yin Yang Mirror, and we couldn't help being very surprised. We didn't expect that the gap in purgatory is so difficult to deduce.

Woohoo~!

There was a piercing beeping sound from the compass, and the needle slowly stopped turning, and finally returned to its original position. The deduction failed!

Seeing that He Yinyang's face was ugly, I couldn't help asking: "What's going on?"

"The gap in purgatory is so mysterious!" He Yinyang shook his head and said, "To deduce it requires too much energy, and now there is only one way!"

"any solution?"

"Extreme deduction!"

I don't know what extreme deduction is, but seeing He Yinyang's dignified expression, I know that this matter should be very difficult.

"Extreme deduction needs to consume a lot of vitality. If this method is used, we will have to lie in bed for half a month! This is all recorded in the heavenly scriptures. Our family has never used it since our ancestors!"

Hearing what he said, I couldn't help feeling a little apprehensive. Lying in bed for half a month was too expensive.

He Yinyang paused and said again: "Although exhaustive deduction consumes a lot of vitality, after casting the spell, as long as it exists in the world, it can be deduced!"

"Isn't it just lying down for half a month, afraid of a ball! Come on!" After thinking about the old man's last request, I gritted my teeth and agreed.

He Yinyang asked me to put my hand on the yin side of the yin and yang mirror, and he put his hand on the yang side, and we just stood side by side.He told me that he recited a mantra for a while, and he recited a sentence, and I recited a sentence.

"Order! Yin virtue is born, sunshine is auspicious, majestic and magnificent, saves the people, wears the sky and walks on the earth, steps up to the top star, no worries are immortal, nothing is impossible, kills ghosts and demons, speeds up to the supernatant, three sets come to protect , all saints are welcome!"

He Yinyang read a sentence, and I followed suit. When the last word "welcome" was uttered, the surrounding magnetic field suddenly changed, and a mysterious force blessed the Yin-Yang mirror, and the pointer suddenly moved crazily. It spins and makes a humming sound.

Indistinctly, a strong wind suddenly picked up, and the sound of a monk chanting sutras suddenly sounded in my ears, no, it was not a monk, but a group of Taoist priests chanting mantras, and the righteousness burst out!At the same time, the vitality in my body flowed out desperately like a leaking gate.

I suddenly became terrified, the strong suction stayed in my body, and even my face and lips began to shrink!

"He Yinyang! When will I stop...I can't fucking hold it anymore..." I yelled weakly, I was already a little exhausted after just such a short time, and it was inevitable that I would suffer a serious injury when I went back this time up!
"Brother Dong! Can't stop...unless the spell is cast..." He also said to me weakly.

Hearing what he said, I was completely desperate. After playing with him so much, this kid is finally going to play me to death.

My will gradually became drowsy, I bit my lips tightly to fear that I would fall asleep, if I fell asleep at this moment, I would really not be able to wake up!

Just when I was about to despair, He Yinyang yelled: "Imperial order! Purgatory—now!"

The strong wind finally stopped slowly, and the suction gradually moved away from us. When it stopped, we both fell to the ground, and the yin and yang mirror was knocked to the ground with a "boom" and was still spinning around. .

He Yinyang and I struggled to get together.

When the yin and yang mirror stopped turning, the pointer suddenly nailed to the position of true north, and several ancient characters in Song style slowly appeared on the dim mirror surface...

"Qiyun Mountain, Liannu Peak..."

The writing stopped abruptly at this point, because the mirror surface suddenly dimmed at this moment, and in the end it completely lost its luster, and the color was extremely dull!

"What's going on?" He Yinyang and I stared at each other a little bit at a loss, why didn't the broken mirror finish talking!

I took the mirror and tapped it on the ground. This is how He Yinyang's phone was made. When the signal is not good, just tap it.

Seeing me doing this, He Yinyang's eyes were red, and he almost fucked me. This is a family heirloom of his family, can Nokia compare to it!

He Yinyang touched the mirror distressedly and said: "Poor baby! The energy required to deduce purgatory is too huge. If this baby didn't use up his own energy to help us at the last moment, I'm afraid we would both be paralyzed!"

I quickly snatched the mirror over and wiped it with my sleeve, the writing on it had disappeared, I haven’t finished talking if I don’t play like this!
"It's useless! It consumes too much energy and has completely dormant!" He Yinyang sighed.

I hurriedly asked: "Then when will it wake up! I just talked about Qiyun Mountain, and the Liannu Peak is gone..."

He Yinyang shook his head, "It needs to accumulate spiritual energy, maybe a month, maybe half a year, maybe a year, or even a lifetime..."

I almost fainted hearing him say that!How can this be dormancy? Isn't this going to die forever!

I struggled to get up from the ground, I didn’t have any strength in my body, this time I lost a lot, the yin and yang mirror only pointed out the direction, it was in the north, and neither of us had heard of "Qiyun Mountain, Liannu Peak" .

I took a paper cup and drank some wine from Mr. He Da's medicine wine barrel. This medicine wine is a good thing, just to replenish my vitality.

I took a sip, and a strong smell of Chinese medicine hit my nostrils. The smell of the wine was so spicy that I almost choked on it, but when I drank it in my stomach, a warm current flowed slowly, and my whole body felt much more comfortable.

I thought to myself that this old magician would enjoy himself and make some fashionable things.

I took a glass for He Yinyang, and He Yinyang waved his hands again and again. This kid is usually quite good at drinking, but now he puts it on, but he told me that he never drank his grandpa's medicinal wine.

I said, "Why?"

He told me with a look of resentment: "That's mouse wine!"

vomit!
I held my throat and started throwing up!Your uncle!If you don't drink, don't drink, why speak out!
(End of this chapter)