Northeast Night Talk

Chapter 37
He Yinyang rolled his eyes for a long time, and finally came back to it.

"Brother Dong, you called me a beast!" He looked very annoyed, and now he finally regained his energy.

I smiled and said: "Your reaction is not slow, then tell me, what are the breeds of ordinary animals, I have seven kinds, pigs, cattle, sheep, chickens, ducks, dogs and donkeys, if you can't tell the eighth I will I'll take your root and bleed!"

He Yinyang thought for a long time and finally figured it out. He leaned into my ear and said, "There's still my aunt's blood!"

puff!
I just drank the hot tea in my mouth and spit it out.

Nima, you are kidding me!
He Yinyang hurriedly said: "I'm telling the truth. Animal blood is basically masculine. The chaotic will in it is very violent, and obscene things are needed to reconcile it. Back then, in order to get rid of the water ghost in the well, my grandmother and My mom has contributed!"

Hearing what he said, I was speechless. I thought to myself, I don’t know if you will drink from the well in your house.

"Can't you change it?" I said depressedly.Your great-aunt's blood, your great-grandpa can really figure it out, where do you want us to get it, do you want to find a girl and tell people: "Hey beauty! You can lend me some big aunt!" Isn't this looking for smoke!

He Yinyang shook his head, there was only one way.

This task is too difficult, I thought I couldn't do it, so I handed over this difficult task to He Yinyang, "I've already made seven kinds of blood, and the last one is all up to you!"

He Yinyang opened his mouth, and was dumbfounded for a while. With his IQ, this is really a bit difficult for him.

I gave him an idea, but it was a bad idea. He usually has a lot of girlfriends, and some relationships are in place. The only thing missing is a shudder. It shouldn't be difficult to make a phone call to borrow some blood.

He Yinyang felt that what I said was quite reasonable, and found a girl who had just arrived from the phone book, hesitated for a moment, and then called.

"Hello! Xiaoqin?"

"Brother Yinyang, I haven't seen you for a long time, I miss you so much!"

After hearing a few sentences, I got goosebumps all over my body. This bastard is simply a master of love. If it weren't for that thing not working well, I don't know how many girls from good families would have been ruined.

He Yinyang struggled for a long time and finally mustered up the courage, and said to the phone: "Xiaoqin! Can you lend me some blood?"

"What blood? Are you hospitalized?" Damn I thought why Yin Yang got into a car accident.

He Yinyang smiled awkwardly and said, "No! No! I want to borrow some aunt from you..."

"..."

There was a moment of silence on the other end of the phone, and it seemed that there was some indigestion.

Half a minute later, an angry growl came from the other end of the phone: "He Yinyang, you are fucking sick! Pervert!"

The girl hung up the phone with a bang, and He Yinyang looked at me helplessly.

I laughed and scolded: "Dude! You are too direct!"

We two stared at each other, this method won't work, isn't this disgusting girl.

After thinking for a long time, Brother Dong, I had another idea. I whispered a few words into He Yinyang's ear, and He Yinyang nodded repeatedly.

……

Half an hour later, He Yinyang and I appeared in Tianqiao Hospital.

At this moment, He Yinyang put on the cleaner's clothes, bought an extra-large mask and covered his face.

"Brother Dong! Can this work!" He Yinyang said with a bitter face.

"Okay! Sure!" As I said that, I kicked him into the women's bathroom.

This is my second bad idea. Since no beautiful woman is willing to lend us an aunt, we have to do it ourselves.

"Ah~!"

It didn't take long for He Yinyang to enter.There was a woman screaming in the women's toilet, and I shivered, He Yinyang couldn't hold back and did something bad, right?

Then I saw He Yinyang running out in a panic, followed by a nurse in her 20s with a broom.

"It turned out to be you two perverts! Last night you signed the paper under false names, which caused me to be scolded by the dean, but you dare to come back!" The little nurse waved a broom and glared at us angrily.

It's really a narrow road to Yuanjia, and it turned out to be the little nurse who asked He Yinyang to sign last night.

"Brother Dong! What are you still doing, run!"

I saw that he was holding a garbage bag in his hand, and he seemed to have succeeded, and started running without looking back.

There was a scream from behind: "Come on! Catch the pervert!"

……

He Yinyang and I climbed up the mountain in shock, I swear, this is the most nasty thing the two of us have ever done, and I blush just thinking about it.

Now that the materials for the Eight Treasure Blood are all complete, in the final analysis they are all for getting rid of ghost children.It has been injected with evil nature by the evil man, and it cannot be undone. This time, we will never let it go again!

I came to the stinky ditch again, it was as calm as ever, I poured all kinds of blood into a jar, and stirred it with a wooden stick, the blood gradually merged and formed a viscous shape, as if something happened General chemical reactions.

He Yinyang poured all the sanitary napkins in the garbage bag into the bloody water, and the bloody water suddenly bubbled up, gurgling like boiling water, and the smell of rotten eggs fermented from time to time, making people sick.

"Will that well in your house still be used later?" I've been brooding about this question, and now I can't help but ask it.

"Use it! Why don't you use it! Since the water ghost was removed, the well water has become sweeter, and the cooking has become more delicious..."

"Okay, okay! Don't say it!" I almost threw up again.

After stopping for half a minute, the blood water finally stabilized, and finally turned into a jelly shape, which is really amazing.This is the legendary Eight Treasure Blood.

Before throwing the eight precious blood, I set up a fiery sky array around the stinky water ditch to prevent ghost children from escaping. In addition, I also set up an array on the locust tree near the shore. There is no way for a ghost child to go to heaven and go to earth!
After preparing all these, He Yinyang threw the eight precious blood, together with the jar, into the river.

The two of us stared at the river expectantly. After 2 minutes, there was no response.

"He Yinyang, your eight-treasure blood doesn't fucking work! If you still don't respond after a while, I'll throw you in and feed the ghosts!"

"Brother Dong, don't worry, just wait and wait!"

Another 5 minutes passed, and Shoushuigouzi finally responded.Bubbles suddenly popped up in the middle of the river.

Afterwards, the bubble grew bigger and bigger, faster and faster, and finally boiled like boiling water!And what followed was the stench!
It finally worked!

Suddenly, there was a strong wind on the surface of the river, and the color of the stinking ditch suddenly changed. It was originally blue, but at this moment, a burst of red suddenly spread from the center of the lake. The red gradually spread, and finally the entire river surface turned red.

Ow~!

Suddenly there were pitiful cries in the river. How miserable the cries were, it made people feel hairy.

We saw ghost babies jumping out of the river like salamanders, trying to jump to the river bank, but they were burned to ashes by my blazing sky gang.

All of a sudden, the surface of the river crackled like jumping beans, as spectacular as it could be.

After about 10 minutes, the river surface gradually returned to calm. It is estimated that the gang of dead children were almost wiped out. At the moment when the blazing sky scattered, a big black catfish jumped out of the water and jumped out of the water. Arrived on shore!

It's a ghost boy!He is so tenacious, he is not dead, and now he has turned into a big catfish and wants to deceive He Yinyang and me, but how can we be so easy to deceive!How can I let you run away after using up such a lot of effort!

He Yinyang and I pounced with a tiger and a cat, and rushed over at once. One held the head of the fish and the other held the tail of the fish, and the big catfish pressed it to the river bed.

The catfish was alive and slippery, and almost escaped from both of us. I bit my finger and drew a blood curse on the fish. There is actually some smell of grilled fish.

He Yinyang smelled the smell, and his mouth was dripping out, I held down the big catfish and said: "Don't be so fucking greedy, kill it quickly!"

He Yinyang quickly picked up a wooden stick, inserted it through the big catfish's mouth, and pierced it upside down.

The big catfish thumped twice, finally stopped slowly, and finally turned into a puff of black smoke.

call!
He Yinyang and I breathed a sigh of relief. After a day and night of fighting, the ghost boy finally let us both end.

But at this moment, the black smoke that the ghost boy turned into spiraled upwards and floated into the air. Suddenly, the river surface became cloudy and filled with resentment.

The black smoke formed a huge human face in the air, and the appearance of that human face really shocked us, it turned out to be an evil man!
He is still alive?

A ferocious evil smile appeared on Xie Nan's face, "I'll be back! Hahahaha!"

He laughed so unscrupulously, so rampantly, that He Yinyang and I hated him deeply. In addition, there was also a faint worry. The evil man's methods are extremely evil, coupled with Xiao Li Feidao's skill, it is definitely not the two of us able to handle.

"Brother Dong! What should we do?" He Yinyang looked a little flustered.

I snorted coldly and said, "Confucius said: Don't panic! Mr. Hu San has already said that he can turn the world upside down!"

I sacrificed a fire talisman to burn away the resentment, the sky became clear, and the phantom of the evil man also disappeared.

After going through so many things, I am no longer afraid. The soldiers will come to cover up the water and the soil, and the worst is to fight to the death!
The smelly ditch gradually recovered its calm. To my surprise, the river became clear, as spotless as a mirror.

He Yinyang wiped his face by the river. He first said that the water quality of his well had improved. I didn't believe it, but now I believe it.

Coming out of the back mountain, we dragged our tired bodies to Tianqiao Hospital, we can’t come back, the bicycle is still in the shed, last night we ‘borrowed’ someone’s car secretly, and I don’t know how the owner scolded us behind his back of.

The two of us sneaked into the hospital yard. We were afraid to see the nurse girl. The girl was so irritable that she almost slapped us to death with a broom just now.

He Yinyangniao quietly pushed the car out. At this moment, several men jumped out from the darkness and surrounded us.

Could it be that girl looking for someone to beat us up, are they the security guards of the hospital?
Just when we were thinking wildly, the leading man said to us, "Is this car yours?"

He Yinyang nodded foolishly and said, "Ah, yes!"

As soon as the words fell, the two men came up and grabbed us. Before we both recovered, a pair of cold handcuffs were already on my hands.

The leading man said blankly: "I suspect that you are related to the recent car theft case, please come with us."

Nima!Going to the police station again!
(End of this chapter)