Northeast Night Talk

Chapter 233 Planning to go south
"Han Dong! Hurry up and hand over that fat monk to us. He lied to me for 2 yuan, saying he was doing it for me, but he dug up my ancestral grave!"

"Han Dong! That fat monk drew a spell on my son. As a result, my son had diarrhea after drinking it. He still hasn't recovered. Hurry up and pay me money, or I'll sue you in court!"

"Han Dong! I handed the child over to you with confidence, but I didn't expect you to let him watch "Jin Ping Mei"! Now the child peeks at the underwear of female classmates every day at school, and his academic performance has seriously dropped. You have to give me an explanation!"

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Looking at a group of angry villagers blocking the door of my shop, I want to cry but have no tears, Nima!How many days have we been to BJ?What the hell did this fat man do!
It took me two days to settle down these disputes one by one. Looking back at Fatty, the culprit has long since disappeared!

What disappeared with the monk was the 5000 yuan in my drawer!
I wipe it!Did this kid abscond with the money!

He Yinyang said that he wanted to report the crime, so I sighed, "Forget it! Money is something outside of us, and besides, he saved our lives!"

I want to die now. After so many years of hard work, the fame and wealth I have accumulated are all destroyed by this damn fat man, no, I really really want to beat him up!
Within two days, the fat monk came back, humming a little song while picking his teeth, and led the rhubarb into my shop.

"Damn fat man, you dare to come back!" The more I looked at this fat man and that dead dog, the angrier I became. I believe that rhubarb must be involved in these things!Seeing the wretched appearance of these two, I can't help but feel angry, they are like sable furs all the way!Why did God tie these two beasts together!
"Wang! Dongzi! This is not my fault, it's all caused by this fat man, and it has nothing to do with me!" Seeing that He Yinyang and I were holding a kitchen knife, Rhubarb froze immediately, and betrayed his friend in a disheartened manner. In fact, this guy did not cheat us a lot. In its eyes, friends are for betrayal.

But you can't do that either!We both went to BJ and came back, and nothing was left!

Fatty had an indifferent expression on his face, swaggered and sat on the sofa, and said with a smile, "We're all friends! Why are you so nervous!"

Seeing the harmless expression on his face, our eyes darkened, and we almost fainted. This guy has caused such a big disaster, and he seems to be okay!
To be honest, if it wasn't because he saved us, both of us would have been tied up by him to go to the police!

The fat man seemed to be sure of this, and ignored our anger at all, pouring water for himself!
Uncle, this guy didn't know where to avoid disaster these two days, and his body grew fat again, and my poor sofa sank in an instant.

"Tell me! Why dig someone's ancestral grave!?" I said angrily, holding a kitchen knife.

Damn sighed and said: "His ancestral grave has been soaked in water, I'll turn it up and bask in the sun!"

Do you think I can believe it?Looking at the string of agate beads that suddenly appeared in his hand, I understood in my heart, if this thing is not a soil object, how can there be a trace of unpurified filth!
"That's all for now! How can you tell children to watch "Jin Ping Mei"!" I snorted coldly.

The fat man took a sip of his tea and said, "Well! Of course it's beneficial, it's helpful for children's sex education, and prevents puberty from premature love behavior!"

"En! That makes sense!" He Yinyang nodded.

I almost vomited blood out of breath, and then I remembered that He Yinyang is not a good thing either.

My face turned cold, and I pretended to be angry again: "Then where is the 5000 yuan in my drawer?"

"Eating meat!"

Eat meat!This damned monk told me openly that he took my money to eat meat!
"Does it take so much money to eat meat?" I was full of disbelief!
He Yinyang shook the fat on his face, and said to Da Huang: "Brother Dog! Tell them, what have we both eaten during this time?"

Rhubarb turned his dog's head and thought about it: "French foie gras and caviar, sea cucumber and abalone bird's nest slices, lobster and shark's fin marinated pigeon!"

Both He Yinyang and I have green faces, damn, you've eaten everything from running on the ground to swimming in the sea and flying in the sky!I haven't eaten since I grew up!
No wonder he cheated others of 2 yuan, which is not enough!
"Oh! I still owe 2 yuan at the Dynasty Hotel, you two don't forget to pay it back!" He actually shamelessly said to us.

"Why did you ask us to return it?" We both said angrily.

The fat man smiled stupidly, and the smile was so cruel, "Because I used your credit card!"

Nima! ! !

"Are you a monk or not!"

"Yes!"

"How do you look like a monk?"

"I'm a fake monk!"

He Yinyang and I were trembling with anger from this monk, and we automatically forgot about the fact that he had saved our lives.

If I don't beat you up, I won't be able to sleep this month!
"Ouch! You guys are really fighting! Stop beating! Ouch! I'm here to enlighten you! Ouch!"

"I'll order your uncle! Beat him up for me! And don't run away, you dead dog!"

"Wow!..."

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Half a day later, Monk and Dahuangpi were lying on the sofa with bruises and swollen faces. Seeing that we were exhaling a lot of air but not inhaling it, we both felt much more comfortable.

"You can't treat me like this. I am a descendant of the Buddha, and I really came to enlighten you... Ouch!" As soon as the fat man spoke, the corner of his mouth touched the wound, and he twitched.

I can't help laughing angrily.

"Success! Tell me how you enlightened us, what enlightened us?"

The fat man looked at us wrongedly, and then he covered his face and said: "Now that the emperor has already appeared in this world, he will restore the mana of previous lives in a few days, and he also snatched the general order from you, and then the gate of purgatory will be opened!" , the end of the world is not far away!"

yo!I didn't expect this kid to know quite a lot!This is what we have been worrying about for days, but what can we do now?To fight against the Son of Heaven with a mortal body is simply to hit a stone with an egg, and you will die!
"Then you have a way to help us deal with the emperor?" We both asked suspiciously.

Fatty quickly sat up straight from the sofa, twitched the corner of his mouth and said, "I'm not that talented, maybe you can find my master!"

"Your master?" He Yinyang and I couldn't help but widen our eyes, wondering what this matter has to do with his master.

The fat man proudly said: "My master has entered the Buddha from Taoism, and his cultivation is extremely good! With his help, he may not be able to deal with the Son of Heaven! In other words, even if he cannot be invited down the mountain, if he can give you some advice, it will be of use to you." endless!"

"Ask the old monk to come down the mountain?" Our eyes widened involuntarily.

Gradually, the eyes of He Yinyang and I could not help but light up, yes!Please master shot!This might be a way, we can't help but invite the fat man's master, and we can also invite other experts.

Experts such as old man Taiji and Daoist wild dog, if they can be invited, no matter how powerful the emperor is, they will definitely not be a threat!
But these people who come and go are all gods and dragons. They disappeared after the Tai Chi old man taught us Tai Chi, and the wild dog Taoist has been visiting brothels since he killed the evil man and never returned!

My eyes flickered inexplicably, masters are not obvious to the world, but the senior masters we have met are all from the south, and even if they are not, most of them are related to the holy land in the south.

The white-browed old Taoist and the wild dog Taoist used to be disciples of Maoshan, and the stinky Taoist priest is even a descendant of Qimen; the Taiji old man also has a southern accent; and the fat man's master, who looks very cheating, is also an eminent monk from Wutai Mountain!
If the power of these people is gathered together, there are horse immortals in the northeast and high-ranking people in the south, then the Son of Heaven will be just a chicken and a dog!I don't believe that so many awesome people can't beat an emperor?
He Yinyang and I looked at each other, and the fat man inadvertently gave us an idea. It seems that we need to go south, visit various holy places, and invite these high-level people to come out of the mountain. I think even if it is for the safety of the world, They won't sit idly by either!
Fatty saw that our expressions had softened, and he immediately shook his head again, "Don't worry! Although my master has entered the Buddhist way, he is chivalrous and gentle, and will definitely help you!"

Fatty saw that we both moved, he quickly pursed his lips and continued: "My master entered the Buddha from Taoism. When he was practicing Taoism, he knew many seniors with strong spells. If you can persuade my master, it is equivalent to convincing him." A group of masters!~"

He Yinyang and I couldn't help but be overjoyed, seeing this fellow is much more pleasing to the eye.

"Which eminent monk is your master from Wutai Mountain, and what is his Dharma name?" We both asked.

The fat man gave us a blank look, "Didn't I tell you that my dharma name is Gohan, and my master's dharma name is Wukong!"

Oh!exactly!Goku Goku!Grandpa, this kid is not playing us, if we go to Wutai Mountain to find Wukong, I wonder if we will be thrown down by the monkeys on the mountain!
Without further ado!I don't know when the Son of Heaven will completely recover his mana and assimilate his soul. Now he is already very cheating, which makes us feel that we can't surpass him. If we wait for him to open the purgatory, then we may have no way to recover. Therefore, we must take advantage of his destruction. Before the world, find these masters and compete with the emperor!
He Yinyang hurriedly booked train tickets online. This time we booked three tickets, and the other one was for Fatty. This time, I will never let him see the store again. Whatever I say, I will take it away!

"No! I can't go back!" The fat man looked at us in horror, not knowing why he had a QQ expression on his face!

Could it be that this kid was driven down the mountain because he peeked at the little nun's bathing and other nasty things?Have no face to go back now?

His uncle!The more He Yinyang and I think about it, the more likely it is that this fat man is a troublemaker everywhere. If it is what we think, then when we go to Mount Wutai this time, we can't mention his name!

"Here! This is for you. If you see my master and show him this, he will know that I asked you to find him!" The fat man took a piece of jade Buddha from his neck and handed it to us.

When I took the Jade Buddha, I couldn't help being amazed, sir, this is a good Hetian jade, with exquisite carving work, absolutely extraordinary.It turned out that this guy actually had such a valuable thing on him, and on the other hand, he didn't pawn this thing in exchange for wine and meat under extremely difficult circumstances. Obviously this thing was extremely important to him.

He Yinyang and I were a little moved by the fact that he was willing to hand over such an important thing to us. It seems that we wrongly blamed this kid just now. Although this guy with a full belly is a bit wretched, he can eat a little bit, and he loves to take advantage of it. , but he is not a bad person, nor is he a good-for-nothing lord who is ungrateful for profit.

(End of this chapter)