Northeast Night Talk

Chapter 216 The True Meaning of 'Peking Girl'
I looked at this living Buddha who claimed to be from Wutai Mountain, and my mind was full of muddleheadedness.

Has the current deception reached this point?I have to admit that I have begun to believe him a little, because he mentioned that my great-grandfather used to be a Taoist priest in Wudang Mountain. This is a matter of the last generation, and not many people know about it.

"They all call me Living Buddha! It was my master who asked me to enlighten you!"

He kept emphasizing that he is a living Buddha, but I couldn't find the shadow of a living Buddha from his sly eyes. This fat guy with big ears is too messed up.

"Who is your master?" I asked him.

In the end, his answer almost made me faint, "My master's name is Wukong!"

Goku?Sun Wukong?Dude, can we stop being funny?
"My master is really Wukong!" Fatty became anxious when he saw that I didn't believe it.

Seeing his serious appearance, I finally believed that his master did call him this dharma name, but your master's dharma name is so awesome, does the Tathagata Buddha know it?

"Then what's your name?"

"The name of the poor monk is Gohan!"

puff!
I spit out the tea in a gulp.This pair of master and apprentice is too weird, isn't it Gohan?You think this is Dragon Ball!
"You said just now that your master asked you to enlighten me? What did you enlighten me for?"

Gohan nodded, shook his head again, and said, "He said he asked me to come to the Northeast to find a man named Han Dong. His grandfather used to be a Taoist priest in Wudang Mountain. Buddha, I finally set foot on the Northeast after two years of trekking. Fertile land, fortunately blessed by the Bodhisattva, I finally met you here!"

"Are you walking here?" I suddenly widened my eyes.

"That's right!" He shook his big head and said, "I met a group of begging monks going north on the road, and I came with them, promise! This is the blessing talisman they gave me, begging every day!"

Sir, isn't this still a fake monk?

"Then why did your master ask you to come to me? He didn't say?" I was still more concerned about this question.

Gohan shook his head, "What else can I do, of course I'm here to enlighten you!"

My mind is full of black lines, you can enlighten me if you want to, but if you want to enlighten me, you can't speak clearly when you are full of words, I am so depressed that I will die.

"Sponsor, you are in good shape. The boat will be straight when it reaches the bridge. We will have a long time to come. What's more, the main task of my visit this time is not to enlighten you. My master told me clearly when he came down the mountain, let me save the world!"

puff!
I took a sip of tea and sprayed it out again, just you?You're the one trying to save the world?A guy with a full stomach and fat intestines, he can't even run, and he wants to save the world?

Wait... what did he mean by 'the future is long'?
"I will stay here with you from now on!"

"What!" My eyes widened immediately, this guy is too thick-skinned, he just said a few words to me, and he is going to stay with me, what do you take me for?I really think that I am a Living Buddha.

"Didn't you just say you have a team?" I said politely.I thought to myself, you are a fake monk, and you come to live here, isn't this a blow to my brand.

Monk Gohan smiled resentfully and said: "The poor monk usually eats a lot, I have already left the team and was kicked out! Since I found you and came to enlighten you, of course I have to accept your offering .”

I was very speechless to this monk who opened his mouth and kept trying to enlighten me. He really didn't regard himself as an outsider.

Seeing that my face was a little ugly, he quickly said: "Don't worry! Poor monks have never received cheap food. With me sitting in this shop, I will definitely make more good fortune for you!"

Hearing what he said, I couldn't help being tempted. Not to mention, this fat man's methods of deceiving people are definitely not inferior to He Yinyang. If he can use it for me, he is really a cash cow, but... my Fengshui studio is doing something wrong The monk came in, which is really a bit nondescript.

However, people named him by name and said that he came all the way to 'recognize relatives', so how could I have the nerve to throw him out.

I was depressed for a while, and when I was so depressed, the door creaked, and a brand new BMW flicked to the door, almost sticking to the glass, and my face twitched slightly.

Who else but He Yinyang could drive the car so arrogantly?It's weird, you don't want to pick up girls, why did you come to the store today, could it be that your injury has recovered?

He Yinyang went into the room carrying a large bag of small things, and when he saw a monk with a fat head and big ears sitting on the sofa, he was stunned.

"Brother Dong, who is this!"

Before I could introduce him, Gohan himself had stood up from the sofa, grinned and said: "Poor monk Gohan! He is the living Buddha of Wutai Mountain. The appearance is just when the spring breeze is proud, and the future is limitless!"

That's all about this monk, he has a good mouth, and the ability to flatter is the only thing I have seen in my life.

"Master! You really have a unique eye!" He Yinyang burst into joy when he heard what he said, and the two suddenly found a common language and flattered each other.

Uncle!It was love at first sight!

"Brother Dong!" He Yinyang pulled me aside, and said in a low voice, "What is the background of this monk? It seems that he has a lot of knowledge, and he can compete with me!"

I glanced at him, "It's not a big deal, you don't want to give way to you!"

"Joke! Does he have my thief in his eyebrows? Are his eyes like my mouse?" He winked.

I looked at it seriously, shook my head and said, "No!"

"He really wants to stay here?" He Yinyang asked me with a stare.

I nodded helplessly, "People come to enlighten me by name, what can I do!"

"Otherwise let him come to my funeral parlor!" He Yinyang pondered.

I quickly waved my hand, forget it!Let a monk live in a funeral home, what is this!
"Let him work as a bastard with me! I think this fat man's eloquence is not bad, why don't we go to BJ in two days, let him watch in the shop!" I thought for a while.

He Yinyang nodded, "How much money will you give him that month?"

"Give me some money!" I curled my lips and said, "The trial period is two months, and when we come back from BJ, let him go!"

After some calculations and discussions, we turned our heads and looked at Monk Wuhan with a smile on his face. I saw that the girl was also looking at us with a smile on his face, and his expression was more vicious than ours. I couldn't help but thump in my heart , Could it be that this guy is more wretched, despicable, and nasty than the two of us?
"Two! The poor monk is really tired after a long journey. Do you think we should have dinner?" The fat man rubbed his hands and looked at us with a naive expression.

Lord, he really doesn't treat himself as an outsider!

He Yinyang patted his forehead and said: "Look at my memory, Brother Dong, I bought KFC for you when I came back from the street, and it's from the whole family. Since the master is here, let's eat together!"

I opened the package and saw chicken wings, chicken legs, chicken nuggets, corn, hamburgers, and chicken rolls. Except for corn, the rest of them were all meat. How did the monk eat them?
"No problem!" Monk Gohan smiled, rolled up his sleeves, picked up a chicken leg and started to chew.

He Yinyang and I were stunned, sir, are you a monk?

Seeing Monk Gohan feasting on the whole family's meal, we both showed a ghostly expression, and said in shock: "Master, do you eat meat?"

Gohan touched his round belly and said, "Hey! What's the fuss! Don't XZ lamas eat meat too!"

His uncle!This fat man can really make a comparison, you think we don’t know, a monk and a lama are two different things, one accepts the ‘Bodhisattva precepts’, the other accepts the ‘Bhikkhu precepts’, the two precepts are different, you are a monk from the Central Plains, Comparing with the Lama of XZ, isn't this confusing!

This monk is too weird, so we can't use common sense to talk about it. If you eat it, you will eat it, but it's too good to eat!He Yinyang and I haven't had a few mouthfuls of the whole family's bucket, and the bottom has already been reached, and the whole family's appetite has gone into his stomach alone.

I can't help but suspect... this guy couldn't be kicked out because he can eat too much. If all the monks in Mount Wutai are like him, then the ashram may not be able to last long and he will be put in a yellow shop!
"Brother Dong, we can't be cheated, right? If we really accept this foodie, it will be a loss-making business no matter how much we earn!" He Yinyang pulled me aside and said.

I frowned, "Then what do you say?"

"Test him!" He Yinyang sneered and said, "I'd like to see what real skills he has. If it's not shit, I'll kick him out with a broom immediately!"

"Enen, let's do it like this!" I agreed, raising such a foodie for no reason, you think I'm being taken advantage of!

Turning around and showing a smiling expression, He Yinyang bared his teeth and said: "Master! I heard that you came this time to save the world? Then the master must have some skills. Let's not talk about spells, at least you have gone so far The road, that insight must be extraordinary!"

Ziz!

The fat man ignored us, first used a straw to empty the bottom of the Coke, and then said unhurriedly: "That is, the Buddha has traveled all over the world for so many years, and he has traveled more than you have eaten!"

yo!The tone is not small.

He Yinyang frowned first, then smiled and said: "The master came from the Central Plains, and when he arrived in the northeast, he must transfer to the capital. How much does the master know about the capital?"

"Oh! BJ!" The fat man's small eyes lit up, and he said happily, "I have traveled all over the world, I am very familiar with BJ, this... the Great Wall, Tiananmen Square, Ming Tombs, and the Summer Palace. Been there!"

yo!I didn't expect this fat man to know quite a lot!

He Yinyang's eyes flickered and said: "Has the master heard of the place 'BJ Aunt'?"

"'Aunt BJ'?" The fat man couldn't help opening his eyes wide, then shook his head and said, "I haven't heard of it, I've only heard of BJ's Forbidden City!"

Forbidden City?Nonsense, everyone on earth knows it!

Why!Wait, at this moment I seem to think of something.

BJ Forbidden City...BJ Forbidden City I chew these four words carefully. Usually when we mention the Forbidden City, we only say the word 'Forbidden City', because we also have the Forbidden City in S City. We are used to calling it the Forbidden City, and even the bus stops All the time is 'The Forbidden City is here!Passengers getting off, please get off from the back door! '

But the chanting from the mouth of this foreign monk suddenly gave me an idea!
Aunt BJ... BJ Forbidden City? !
Did Xiaoya want to say the words 'BJ Forbidden City' before leaving?
Recalling the scene before Xiaoya left, my eyes widened and became brighter and brighter. Why did Xiaoya insist on adding the word 'BJ' in front of 'Gu'?
That's because in our impression, there are two Forbidden City!Shenyang Forbidden City and BJ Forbidden City!What she wanted to tell us was 'BJ Forbidden City', so she added the word 'BJ' in front of 'Forbidden City'!
The more I think about this possibility, the more I think it makes sense. Although she said she was Aunt BJ at the time, although "Gu" is a tone, it is also possible that she pronounced it into a tone when her breath was exhausted. After all, She was so weak at that time that she had difficulty breathing and could no longer make a sound!

(End of this chapter)