Northeast Night Talk

Chapter 100 More than half a step

The atmosphere in the elevator was extremely dull, making people breathless. It was an elevator, but an elevator, and there were a total of 18 buttons on the elevator, from 1 to 18.

What happened to the eighteenth floor?Is it the eighteenth floor of hell?

After the elevator doors closed, the Pan-headed Weaver Girl pressed the button on the 11th floor, and the elevator started with a 'buzz' and went up.

"Sister Zhinu, why do we have to go to the 11th floor?" I couldn't help asking in wonder.

The pan-headed Weaver Girl glanced at me and said, "The 11th floor is more than half a step! Could it be that you still want to go to the [-]th floor of hell?"

I suddenly choked, it turns out that the [-]th floor is really the [-]th floor of hell. To be honest, I really want to see the attractions of the [-]th floor of hell, but I don’t know if I need tickets.

"The underworld is different from the yang world. The way of ghosts changes from time to time, so the train can't stop. It's just 'one step less' when you arrive at the station. You can only get to 'half a step' when you get on this elevator. Do you understand now?" Pantou Zhinu explained to us.

We both nodded ignorantly. In fact, we seem to understand but half understand. Who would have thought that there is an elevator in the carriage, which is totally illogical!But presumably, it should be related to the dimension of space. It may be possible to enter the "half-step more" tangent point by doing so.

"It's been more than half a step in a while, don't talk nonsense, do you hear me!" The Pan-headed Weaver Girl asked us again.

At this moment, the elevator stopped with a 'ding', and the 11th floor arrived!The elevator door opened slowly!
A gust of cold wind swished into the neckline, and the body instantly became utterly chilled.

What appeared in front of us was a classical town, the streets and alleys were paved with blue stones, and the piles of buildings were raised up like dragon horns. Being in it felt a bit like going back to ancient times.

The night was hazy, with no stars or moon, only the red lanterns hanging on the eaves, which slightly illuminated the whole night.

From time to time, black miasma drifted across the sky, like ghost shadows, and the sound of ghost laughter from time to time made people horrified.

"What the hell is that!" He Yinyang muttered.As soon as the words fell, a black shadow suddenly floated to our side, scaring us almost to our feet.

"Stand still!" Pan-headed Weaver Girl snorted lightly, and we both stopped like zombies.

The ghost couldn't see clearly, and circled around us, scaring us so much that we didn't even dare to breathe.

Not long after, the ghost saw that we were not moving, and flew into the sky with a 'swish' sound.He Yinyang and I quickly breathed a sigh of relief, and cold sweat dripped down.

"Tell you not to talk nonsense, why forget it now! From now on, you two are not allowed to say a word!"

The pan-headed weaver girl reprimanded us both, we have no temper at all, this half step is too fucking weird!

The town is quiet, without even a ghost. Walking along the gravel path, the first thing you see is a restaurant.

The signboard of the restaurant reads 'Banbuduo Inn' in black letters, with a pair of couplets on both sides.

"The rich and the poor are all ghosts, and the rich and poor are all human beings."

What kind of couplet is this?This store is also really good, at the level of a primary school student, but there is no distinction between ghosts and humans.

I thought in my heart, but of course I can't say this, the lesson just now is still vivid in my memory, so I have to keep my mouth shut!

Dangdang!
The Pan-headed Weaver Girl knocked lightly on the door, and after a while, the wooden door opened with a 'creak', and the friction sound was very ear-piercing, as if it hadn't been poured with oil for hundreds of years.

The waiter who opened the door was a waiter with a white handkerchief on his shoulders and a black round cap on his head, looking at us expressionlessly.

We didn't know what he was looking at, his eyes were weird, which made people feel creepy, and then he sniffed us with his nose, and then he let us in.

As soon as we entered the restaurant, for some reason, the temperature inside the room was even lower than outside. Some customers who had lowered their heads to eat saw us coming in, and they all looked at us with empty eyes.

"Don't look at them, follow me!" Pan-headed Weaver Girl whispered to us, and quickly led us to a corner, picked a remote place and sat down.

Sitting on a cold wooden bench, my buttocks felt cold, and everything around me felt like I was filming a movie. If such a retro restaurant opened in front of the school, I would like to designate it to be popular.

"Sister, we are not hungry, you can order what you want later." We whispered to the Weaver Girl with Pan Head.

The pan-headed Weaver Girl gave us both a blank look and said: "Whether you are hungry or not, you have to have a meal at this inn after half a step here. This is the rule, do you understand?"

He Yinyang and I immediately understood that there is still such a thing to pay attention to, so let's do as the Romans do, and see how the half-step taste is.

After a while, the waiter with the expressionless face came again, and I was puzzled. He put on a dead face all day long. If I were the boss, I would have fired him long ago!
Three bowls of noodles landed in front of our eyes with a bang, which scared me to death. What kind of attitude do you have!Besides, we didn't order noodles either!

The pan-headed Weaver Girl glared at me, and whispered: "You can eat whatever you serve, just now he has smelled out that we are from the underworld, so he served the noodles. If you are a ghost, you will not eat well This one!"

"Can you still smell it?" He Yinyang and I couldn't help but widen our eyes.

The pan-headed Weaver Girl nodded, and said in a low voice: "Of course, people who were born half a step above all have this kind of ability, and there are a lot of good and bad people in this inn. Maybe there are people like us who come to the underworld to do business!"

Hearing what she said, I quickly scanned around, and I did see a few strangely dressed people, their bags were bulging, and there was a faint yang energy leaking out, presumably they were like-minded people.

When He Yinyang and I came here, we didn't take anything, the spell melted as soon as it was burned, and we couldn't get it at all, and playing with fire in the underworld, wouldn't that be the same as committing suicide!

What's more, I read in "Journey to Hell" that it is forbidden to carry any yang-releasing items on the train to the underworld. Even if we carry them, we will not be able to enter Fengdu City.

Nuo Da's inn was quiet, there was no one talking, some people left the inn after they finished their meal and hurried out of the inn.

To be honest, the noodles in this restaurant are not bad, the taste is very good, smooth and refreshing, a bit like Lanzhou stretched noodles, but when I was eating, the inside of the noodles squirmed, and then I saw a A cockroach crawled out of it, and I froze for a moment, eye to eye with Xiao Qiang.

vomit!
I vomited while lying on the table, Nima, this place is too unhygienic!A living Xiaoqiang can crawl out of it!What's the situation!
I was not the only one who vomited, He Yinyang seemed to have encountered the same situation, we both vomited under the table facing each other!

After throwing up for a long time, the two of us finally got out from under the table, and we saw all the people around us looking at us, with gloom written all over their pale faces.

Uncle!People here are used to one expression!
Just as we were in a daze, the waiter suddenly came out from the back hall, staring at us, his fists clenched tightly, his body trembling, as if extremely angry.

Grandma's!There are cockroaches in your face and you still stare at me, what is the world!

"Come on!"

The Weaver Girl with Pan Head greeted us, put two bills on the table, and hurried out, He Yinyang and I also hurriedly followed.

Until we walked out of the inn, pairs of dead fish eyes were staring at us, making our hair stand on end.

call!
After escaping from the inn in embarrassment, we finally breathed a sigh of relief. What the hell kind of place is this? It doesn't even have basic human rights. It seems that Yangjian is better.

The Pan-headed Weaver Girl gave us a hard look, "Let's go! Go and apply for a certificate!"

"Accreditation? What kind of accreditation?"

"The proof to Fengdu!"

……

The pan-headed weaver girl seemed to be quite familiar with half-steps, so she led us around the town for a while and came to the door of a small building with a single window.

The door of the small building is open, and the plaque is engraved with the words "Ghosts are running".

The Weaver Girl with Pan Head raised her foot and led us in.

Walking into the room, I saw a young girl wearing a cheongsam sitting on the front desk. She was doing nothing at the moment and painted her red nails. According to the logic of the world, this person should be the clerk of the "Ghost City".

"Fifty for the permit! Two hundred for going to Fengdu, no tickets on holidays, two trains a day, no round trip!" The cheongsam girl didn't even look at us and said a lot, He Yinyang and I didn't understand a word .

The pan-headed weaver girl threw 200 yuan at the front desk and said, "Go to Fengdu for the certificate!"

At this moment, the cheongsam girl finally cast her eyes on us, "It's still a hundred!"

Pan-headed Weaver Girl shook her head, pointed at He Yinyang and me and said, "Just the two of them go, I won't go!"

The cheongsam girl sized up He Yinyang and me, raised her nose and sniffed, and said with a sneer, "They can't go!"

He Yinyang and I were stunned, why can't we go?

"Your yang energy is not exhausted, go back!" The cheongsam girl waved her hand, then began to paint her nails again, and ignored us.

The pan-headed Weaver Girl was also taken aback for a moment, then touched our temples, and led us out with an ugly expression.

When we came outside, the Weaver Girl with Pan Head glanced at both of us and said, "I didn't expect you two little urchins to be children!"

Hearing her words, we both felt embarrassed immediately, and she could tell that we were both virgins.

She sighed and said: "If ordinary people can't do it, you two are too yang, and if she noticed it, you will be in trouble!"

"Then what should I do?" I was a little anxious, is it possible that we want to come again?I don't know if there is a kiln in half a step.

The weaver girl with the pan head squinted at both of us, and we quickly covered our chests, sir, she didn't mean to...

The pan-headed Weaver Girl curled her lips in disdain when she saw how wary we were, "Come with me!"

She took us a few more streets and came to a shop.

There was an old man in the shop, wearing reading glasses, looking at us with his eyes.

"I want to replenish Yin water!" The Weaver Girl with Pan Head took out 200 yuan and handed it to the old man.

The old man took the money and raised his glasses to look at us, then bent down and took out two small bottles from the box and handed them to us.

Turning around and walking out of the shop, the Weaver Girl with Pan Head let us both drink the Yin-tonifying water.It is said that this thing is for ghosts to replenish yin qi, and it can suppress our yang qi for a period of time.

The pan-headed weaver girl was quite efficient in her work, and then hurriedly took He Yinyang and me for a walk in the cold alley.

"Sister, don't we go to apply for a certificate?"

"Of course! But you two have been recognized by the 'ghost duo' now, and if you go again, you won't do it!"

"So what do we do?" We both asked with a bitter face.

The pan-headed weaver girl smiled strangely and said, "Make a false certificate!"

(End of this chapter)