My cat owner has become a sperm

Chapter 89 Part 91

That night, the miser lit the psychic charms given by Niu Honghong and Ma Yueban, and Niu Honghong and Ma Yueban appeared after a while.

Smelling the scent in the yard, Ma Yueban looked around for a long time, and then asked embarrassingly, "Why didn't you wait for us to eat together? It's strange to not eat human things for a long time."

"Bah - even you want to eat here." Feng Chengcheng looked at Fatty Ma who could stand up to two bulls and three misers with contempt.

"Hey..." Ma Yueban laughed dryly, and hurried in to please Feng Chengcheng, "Miss Feng, I haven't seen you for a few days and you look beautiful again!"

"Don't flatter me here." Naturally, Feng Chengcheng didn't accept this trick, and pointed to Bai Suzhen and Jiuqianli, "Why, you don't pay attention to the two adults here?"

"How dare you! Master Ninth is the god I admire the most besides Lord Yan—" As I said this, I turned my head to please Jiu Qianli, but I didn't expect that when I turned my head, I met Bai Suzhen's cold eyes first, He was so frightened that he quickly asked: "Oh, Mr. Bai, you have returned from hibernation? Judging by your complexion, you have hibernated comfortably, right?"

Niu Honghong and Miser watched from the side, glanced at each other, opened their mouths in tacit understanding and lip-synced: sycophant!

That's right, Ma Yueban might as well change his name to Pijing!
Bai Suzhen looked indifferent, he didn't do it on purpose, but he thought about it for a long time, and he didn't even remember who the fat man in front of him was.

Faced with facial paralysis, Ma Yueban showed a rare embarrassment.

"Haha..." Jiuqianli was happy, "Okay, Fatty Ma, hurry up and take the miser to the underworld, don't stick your hot face to your cold ass!"

To say that Ma Pang has a hot face is actually to say that Bai Su is really a cold ass...

Bai Suzhen ignored him, turned around without making a sound, and went back to soak in his hot spring bath on the third floor.

Fatty Ma thought Master Ninth was looking for a step down for himself, so he gave the miser a card without saying a word, "Take it, you have to swipe the card when you go in later, it has already been injected with your information, and you need to get a replacement card." If you spend 500 million coins, you should keep it for yourself."

"So expensive?!" Hearing this, the miser quickly took the card, stuffed it into his innermost underwear pocket, and kept it close to his body.

"Why don't I have this card?" Feng Chengcheng leaned over and asked curiously.

She is already a well-known psychic messenger of the underworld, why is she not as good as a small civil servant like a miser?

"Hey, isn't this for small civil servants like them who don't have a patrol book or a patrol record?" Fatty Ma explained, "You don't need this kind of card, just use the patrol book to scan the QR code on the display screen on the door You can go in!"

"So it's so advanced!" Feng Chengcheng couldn't help but feel that the underworld is really modern, "Then you take me to see it too, so I can try how to get in!"

"Not now!" Ma Yueban hurriedly stopped someone who was about to move, "Didn't you say that the Ghost Festival will be in a while, you have to break through the gate of hell to get in, you are a stranger!"

"That's right." Jiuqianli also hurriedly stopped a curious and impulsive guy, "They are soul bodies, and they can easily pass through the gate of hell. You are a living person, and if you go, you will die?"

"So scary?" Feng Chengcheng immediately dismissed his thoughts, but immediately felt something was wrong, "You all know that the gate of hell is not the place for me to go, why do you want me to die?"

"..." Several people choked.

"Could it be that you, Chengcheng, are not interested in hell?" Ye Xiaoji and Wu Lin were listening, and Ye Xiaoji couldn't help but interrupt.

"Hmm... To be honest, I'm really curious. I want to see who the hell set the rules, wrote the book of life and death, and made Miss Ben so short-lived!"

"..." Everyone was silent.

"Yan Wang Ye ordered the judge to do it." The invincible steel straight man Hao Wutong ruthlessly revealed the truth.

"..." Feng Chengcheng was silent, no matter how unreasonably she made trouble and became lawless, she really couldn't argue with Lord Yan. If he got upset, her hard-earned few years of life would be wiped out.

"Don't worry, I'll accompany you when the time comes!" Jiu Qianli looked at her pensive look and thought she was really scared, so she made up her mind.

After saying this, everyone present except Feng Chengcheng looked at Jiuqianli in surprise.

"Master Ninth, you said... you want to go back to the underworld?" Ma Yueban asked in surprise, suspecting that she had heard it wrong.

"En." Jiu Qianli responded lightly.

"What?" Hearing this, Feng Chengcheng understood a little bit, and asked suspiciously as if everyone knew something that only she didn't know, "Jiqian also came from the underworld?"

Everyone nodded in unison.

"Damn it - I'm the only one kept in the dark?" Inexplicably felt a little uncomfortable, as if she was the person who didn't know him the least here.

But what's wrong with you?Always feel stuck in the heart.

Seeing Feng Chengcheng's face suddenly darken, Jiu Qianli walked over and stretched out his hand to rub someone's head, but Feng Chengcheng patted it down with one hand.

Jiuqianli smiled immediately: "Hey, isn't it a pity that you don't know my past? It doesn't matter, my future is yours."

This kind of ambiguous words made everyone gasp. Ma Yueban and Niu Honghong were naturally the most frightened. They looked at each other to make sure that they were not hallucinating.

It seems that this is true, Master Ninth really fell in love with this little girl Feng Chengcheng!It seems that they have to report back quickly!
"Cut..." Feng Chengcheng didn't want to take Jiuqianli's words, which seemed to be joking and serious, but continued, "You were hired by my father to protect me, and you are my housekeeper, so you must come with me." Go to the underworld to have a look, to ensure my safety!"

Speaking of which, going to hell is really not a good thing, since Jiuqianli is so enthusiastic, then she just drags him to hell together!

Of course, can she not go? ——That definitely won’t work. When you think that your fresh life is in the hands of others, do you dare to offend the person who holds great power?
Jiuqianli looked at her and sighed helplessly.When can my status be higher?

"Hey, let's not bother, let's leave first!" Ma Yueban and Niu Honghong supported the miser on one side, ignoring the foot of the miser who was being erected in the air because of his short stature. He left the villa and disappeared in an instant.

"...If you want to say which of these two people has the best ability, the ability to escape is the top." Feng Chengcheng was thoughtful.

Everyone nodded in agreement.

After the episode was over, everyone who had eaten their fill also planned to leave, but Feng Chengcheng stopped him with a smirk.

"The Little Mermaid, Ye Xiaoji, and Chun Hongxing!" Feng Chengcheng called out their names directly, leaving the three of them stunned, not knowing what Feng Chengcheng was going to do.

"You are not allowed to leave!" Feng Chengcheng shouted.

"Why?" The three were puzzled and looked at each other in blank dismay, and even the husband who was leading the three of them didn't dare to leave first with a puzzled expression.

"Today is so happy, how can there be less nightlife? Tonight, I will fight the landlord all night!" Feng Chengcheng couldn't wait long ago. She brought playing cards, mahjong and even a sieve from Ma Cuicui's house, and heard the little mermaid while cooking. Said that Xiaoyu always bought her a lot of delicious and interesting things, Feng Chengcheng realized that Xiaoyu was the hidden rich man, the land where the village grows strawberries is all his, and he alone owns three mountains The land is a real landowner!
In this situation, how can we not fight the "landlord" well, turn over and sing the slaves by the way, and win three hundred and five hundred!

"But there are four of us, three of us are enough for Doudizhu?" Ye Xiaoji was worried that she would not have enough fun during the day, and she would be left for the night life, so she immediately became excited.

"That's right..." Only then did Feng Chengcheng realize that he was neglected?How can this work?

"I don't know how to do it... How about you guys play, and I'll watch from the side." The little mermaid said a little embarrassedly.

Xiao Yu taught her many things, but Xiao Yu would not teach her goddess to gamble!
When she heard that The Little Mermaid was not playing, Feng Chengcheng became a little anxious, how could this work, her main target was the Little Mermaid!
"Cough...then let's play mahjong. I don't really know how to do this..." Feng Chengcheng hurriedly changed the battlefield. The landlord's wife can't fight anymore. Playing mahjong, treating mahjong as a "little girl" is also contributing to socialism !
"Xiaomei, you can stay here if you want to play. I can play mahjong, and I will help you!" Xiaoyu couldn't see that the little mermaid also liked to join in the fun, and it was boring to live in the water for hundreds of years. For the Little Mermaid, the weird things and ways to play on land are what attract her the most.

"Okay!" The little mermaid agreed happily when she heard that Xiao Yu agreed.

Chun Hongxing naturally didn't have any objections, she listened to Feng Chengcheng and didn't want to disturb other people's interest.

But Hao Wutong was cautious, he was afraid that his wife would be bullied, so he volunteered to carry the table and shop cards, moved his watching chair and put it aside early, and also helped Chun Hongxing.

Wu Lin saw that the other male family members had stayed, so he naturally didn't want to go back to guard the vacant room, so he stuck to Ye Xiaoji and sat next to her, saying that he wanted to serve tea to his wife.

Finally, look at Feng Chengcheng, all alone.

Feng Chengcheng was sitting on the east side, gnashing his teeth, "What the hell is it to you gentlemen to play mahjong with fairies?"

Shuffle the cards when everyone shuffles, asks for warmth (Hao Wutong), serves tea and pours water (Wu Lin), whispers to each other (Xiao Yu), kisses each other warmly, and ignores her at all. Feng Chengcheng was so angry that he wanted to flip the table.

Feng Chengcheng had no choice but to shout: "Jiuqian, come here!"

Seeing Feng Chengcheng deflated and holding back his laughter, Jiuqianli had been waiting for Feng Chengcheng to call him a long time ago, but now Fei was still looking puzzled, lying on the sofa in Ge You's lying position, with both hands With her legs resting on the tea table, she asked, "What's the matter, what's the matter calling me, my uncle?"

"You also come over here to see if these people are up to no good!" Feng Chengcheng felt that she couldn't lose in momentum, even though she didn't have a husband yet, the butler had someone to resist for a while!
"Why should I go there? I'm not your husband!" Jiu Qianli was already happy in his heart, but this time he deliberately put on a show for Feng Chengcheng.

"You...you..." Feng Chengcheng blushed angrily.

"Hey, tell me your husband, and I'll go over and help you!" Jiu Qianli didn't care about the expressions of the other people present, and said it according to his own heart, which made the goosebumps of others drop. land.

I've never seen Master Nine fall in love, and I didn't expect to be so scary and hypocritical when talking about love!

"..." Feng Chengcheng was speechless for a while, and suddenly she remembered that Tiger King seemed to be most afraid of her touching his tail, as if his tail was the most sensitive part of his body, and every time she touched it, he would make him jump away.

As soon as she thought of this, she smiled and said to Jiuqianli: "If you don't obey me obediently, I'll go and ask Bai Suzhen to beat you into your original shape, and then I will take the hairs on your tail one by one with my own hands." Pull it off!"

Upon hearing such insidious words, Jiu Qianli's face darkened in an instant, "It's so fierce to me!"

After saying that, he reluctantly walked over and sat obediently beside Feng Chengcheng.

He was not afraid that Bai Suzhen would beat him back to his original shape, but that Feng Chengcheng would really call Bai Suzhen.He could see that Bai Su really didn't give anyone face, but he always listened to Feng Chengcheng's words and followed them. Plus he scratched his hand in the afternoon, so he would definitely confront him now.

So before my wife gets her hands on it, let's be cowardly, hey, it's so hard to be a man!
Four big men sat next to their wives (masters) like little daughters-in-law, and the mahjong field also started.

As soon as the mahjong game started, the personalities of several people came to the fore. Feng Chengcheng naturally played often and was very excited, so playing, listening to and playing cards went very smoothly. Shout out to get the money.

Ye Xiaoji was the most cunning, sitting on Feng Chengcheng's upper hand, at the beginning she gave Feng Chengcheng water, and after a while she started to trip Feng Chengcheng, not giving Feng Chengcheng anything to eat or touch.

Chun Hong Xing is the calmest, but also the most secretive. She doesn't shoot fire or play tricks, and her paddling is first-rate.

Naturally, The Little Mermaid was the most ignorant of the fights, because he was inexperienced in the game, so Feng Chengcheng got confused several times in a row. The little mermaid lost eight or nine hundred yuan in a short while, but Fortunately, there is Xiaoyu at the side to point out. Think about who Xiaoyu is. Before transplanting to the lake, it was next to the road where people come and go in the village. People often played mahjong in the shade under him. Watched Mahjong for decades!

So the little mermaid's cards became better and better, and gradually, she started playing cards!

Ever since, Feng Chengcheng, who was still the strongest at the beginning, was almost beaten to the ground after a while. Seeing that all the money he had won so hard was vomited out, and he even lost more than 1000 yuan, his heart ached. Method.

In the past, when she played mahjong with a few friends, it cost at least a thousand yuan, but now, she is a complete poor person, and she feels distressed when she loses 100 yuan!
The most irritating thing is that three of them won, and hers lost. Ye Xiaoji won the most money. Chun Hongxing didn't even take out her capital, and now she has three or four hundred wins, and The Little Mermaid doesn't know how to fight. She also won back what she lost, and made her lose money in the past!
You said that as a person who wanted to plot against others, she was plotted by others, so angry!

"Let's double from now on!" Feng Chengcheng yelled, she couldn't believe it, how many fairies could she lose to in the poker game? !
But after a while, she regretted it, so regretful that her intestines turned green!She forgot that these goblins have lived for so many years, and their knowledge is deeper than hers!

With a mournful face, Feng Chengcheng sent the money in his hand to the Little Mermaid, and when he looked at the drawer again, it was empty, and he lost all the 9000 yuan prize money from today's competition!
The corners of Feng Chengcheng's mouth twitched, and when he closed the drawer and was about to say that mahjong was over, Jiu Qianli patted her hand amusedly, signaling her to keep silent: "Okay, Chengcheng, you must be a little tired, besides, they all Bullying you one by one, come down, and this 'husband' will avenge you."

Feng Chengcheng nodded movedly, and changed places with Jiu Qianli with tears in his big eyes.

The crowd didn't say anything, they had never seen Master Ninth playing mahjong, and they hadn't seen Master Ninth doing a favor to Feng Chengcheng just now, and it wasn't very powerful after all. Besides, they were usually afraid of Jiu Qianli, There is no lack of humiliation, and now at the mahjong table, everyone doesn't have to hold back when playing mahjong, so they happily want to beat Jiuqianli to the ground.

Who knew that Jiuqianli's eyes were vicious and ruthless, like a gambling king, he seemed to be able to remember the order of the cards, and he could also see all the calculations of their playing cards, so he could fight back against them by the way!
The most frightening thing is that Master Ninth's luck was so good, he was all hustlers, and he won back all the money Feng Chengcheng lost in a short while!
Feng Chengcheng was counting the money, and at the same time he was so happy that he couldn't close his mouth. This would make Jiu Qianli very pleasing to the eye, and he even had the urge to rush up and kiss him!

Seeing that she was happy again, Jiu Qianli also followed her, and finally won all the money brought by the three families with a smile!

"Hey, hey, don't leave. Those who lose will leave IOUs!" Feng Chengcheng's pockets were stuffed, and he still held two wads of money in his hand. Seeing that everyone had lost everything, he still refused to let them go.

Seeing that Feng Chengcheng was taking advantage of money, Ye Xiaoji begged for mercy helplessly: "Chengcheng, we lost nothing. I'm really scared. Let us go!"

"That's right!" Chun Hongxing also had a bitter face, although losing money is a trivial matter, but playing cards with the Ninth Master is really too painful, and she is very careful that she will be confused by the Ninth Master if she is not careful!

"Xiaomei is also tired, and wants to go back to rest." Xiaoyu looked at the angry face of the Little Mermaid, knowing that she had made another note for her natural enemy, Mr. Mao. Money is not important, the key is to keep losing, how miserable!

"You..." Feng Chengcheng was not reconciled, and wanted to speak, but was stopped by Jiu Qianli.

"Okay, okay, let's go." It was almost dawn, and Feng Chengcheng was angry after playing mahjong all night, but the miser finally left, and the whole second floor was just him and Feng Chengcheng. Let them go, how could he live with Feng Chengcheng in a two-person world?As he said that, he stopped Feng Chengcheng, and used his body to block a greedy little guy who was about to rush up.

As soon as everyone heard this, they immediately ran away. Lian Chunhongxing and Hao Wutong both rushed back to their room and locked them tightly, for fear that Feng Chengcheng would chase them in.

"..." Feng Chengcheng was speechless, is she so scary?

But Feng Chengcheng stuffed all the money into his pocket happily, boasting about Jiuqianli: "I didn't expect you to play mahjong so well!"

"Well, it is necessary." Jiu Qianli nodded seriously, "Your parents like to play mahjong, and in the future, I, as a son-in-law, will have to accompany them, and I must practice well before I can release water to them to make them happy. "

"..." Feng Chengcheng rolled his eyes, "Get lost!"

Who needs a cat as a son-in-law? ! ...But why is my face getting hot again...Hey, hey, don't think about the picture of my parents and Jiu Qianli sitting on a mahjong table with happy smiles in your head, okay...

　Yesterday there were only more than 1000 words that were not updated...a little more today...

　　
　
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