My cat owner has become a sperm

Chapter 78 Part 80 Cat Demon and Tiger King (1)

After killing a few zombies and receiving a five-year lifespan reward, Feng Chengcheng's life became more comfortable, thinking that he could live another ten years, which would be enough for him to get married and have children.

Feng Chengcheng sat on the swing in the yard, enjoying his leisure time.Chun Hongxing thoughtfully brought a pile of food, and Feng Chengcheng even lazily fell asleep.

Jiu Qianli looked at her and shook his head helplessly.

"I haven't improved myself for a few days." Jiu Qianli moved away a pile of food, moved a chair and sat next to Feng Chengcheng, "The zombies from last time were not real zombies in the sense of themselves, they just came from the soil. They are just some puppets summoned and manipulated, and their attack power is less than one-tenth of that of real zombies."

"What?" Hearing this, Feng Chengcheng suddenly opened his eyes, "No wonder I cleaned them up so easily..."

"So you are still so leisurely, without any sense of danger?" Jiu Qianli looked at her angrily.

"Hey, don't I have your thighs by my side, can I always hug my thighs at critical moments?" Feng Chengcheng laughed and flattered Jiu Qianli.

"When did you become so glib." Jiu Qianli crossed his hands and looked at Feng Chengcheng leisurely.

"It's changed a lot..." Feng Chengcheng grabbed a handful of melon seeds and knocked them up. "I used to feel hopeless, and my life was counting down every day. After experiencing so many inexplicable things, I felt that I could live for a long time..."

This inexplicable peace of mind may be due to the awareness of the strength around him.

"You have peace of mind." Jiu Qianli smiled, "A person like you who doesn't think about anything every day, why hasn't he gained weight yet?"

"I'm going, I'm so poor that I can't even afford seafood, how can I gain weight?!" Feng Chengcheng kowtowed the sunflower seeds. "But I have everything now. The slave—a miser, the nanny—Chun Hongxing, the driver—Chun Hongxing, her husband Hao Wutong, and a stupid pet mount!"

Feng Chengcheng looked at the ostrich who was pecking at the melon seed shells under his feet and rolled his eyes happily. This guy is growing very fast, but it seems that he only grows tall but not brains!

"What about me?" Jiuqianli also glanced at the silly ostrich. The ostrich received Feng Chengcheng's gaze and was as excited as if he had received some appreciation. He flapped his wings and rubbed Feng Chengcheng's trousers.

"You—the butler!" Feng Chengcheng chuckled twice, "...and male favorite."

Jiuqianli raised his eyebrows twice immediately, Feng Chengcheng hurriedly stopped his joke, changed the subject and kicked the ostrich, "Go away, you stupid ostrich, don't stain my seven thousand and eighty pairs of custom-made jeans!"

"..."

Just as he was talking, he saw one tall and one short from a distance, one fat and one thin coming with a black umbrella, but he couldn't get in after getting outside the protective layer, so he smiled obsequiously at Feng Chengcheng, and Feng Chengcheng let them go came in.

The people who came were Niu Honghong and Ma Yueban. They walked curled up under the big black umbrella, fearing that they would be illuminated by the sun, but they walked over in a hurry without slowing down.

"What are you doing here, in broad daylight?" Feng Chengcheng glanced at the two of them, "I can't find you at critical moments, and you come here when you're bored."

"Miss Feng, the ghost gate of the underworld is about to open. If you don't practice, how can you break in?" Ma Yue gave her a worried look, "If you can't get in, you won't be able to get the rich rewards from the underworld." By the way, the lifespan reward is not a small three to five years, but a full 20 years!"

"20 years!" Feng Chengcheng was startled, his eyes widened suddenly, and he forgot to knock the melon seeds in his hand. "This, this, this... I have to meet four miser!"

Feng Chengcheng understands that she is lucky and can get a five-year lifespan reward immediately when she encounters a miser. However, such an opportunity is not something that can be encountered casually. There were only a few of them. When I was in the city center before, I didn't even meet a spirit body for ten days and a half months. I don't know how long it would take to save my lifespan rewards to reach the average lifespan of a normal person.

"Speaking of miser..." Ma Yueban and Niu Honghong stretched their necks and looked into the room, just in time to see miser carrying a bucket to water the vegetables in the yard.

"Brother! Brother Zhou Papi!" Ma Yueban ran over with a flattering smile, and affectionately called Miser. It was rare that he still remembered Miser's real name.

"Why are you here?" Miser looked at the affectionate Ma Yueban, unable to adapt for a while.

"We're here to tell you some good news!" Niu Honghong also approached. "Lao Ma and I asked our superiors for instructions. In order to make up for our previous mistakes, we specially applied for the inspection position of the underworld for you. From now on, you will be an intern inspector like me. After you pass the internship period, you can freely enter and leave the underworld. And the world!"

"Yes, yes, yes!" Ma Yueban also nodded, "Just under my command is at the same level as Mavericks, so you don't have to be reincarnated, and you don't have to be a lonely ghost in the world!"

"I won't go!" Unexpectedly, Miser refused without even thinking about it. "I'm fine here, and I can still see Ya'er from time to time, and miss, if I leave, who will grow her vegetables to feed her chickens, who will make her pickles and dig bamboo shoots?"

I didn't expect the miser to be so enlightened when he was oppressed by him!Feng Chengcheng touched Kazilan's big eyes that didn't have a tear at all, and was very moved.

"Stinger, you go!" Feng Chengcheng looked at the gaze of the miser and nodded, "Didn't you say that you want to protect Ya'er, you have seen it too, maybe some accident will happen to the little girl in the future, your How can you protect her even if it is difficult to protect yourself? If you go to the underworld, at least you can still reach the level of Niu Honghong!"

The most important thing is that she is about to go to the underworld to practice. If she can't break through the gate of hell, the miser will definitely help her secretly, right?This is the perfect time to infiltrate the spy into the enemy!

Ya'er is the Achilles' heel of the miser. Hearing what Feng Chengcheng said, the miser began to waver.

"Yes, yes, yes!" Ma Yueban immediately added fuel to the flames, "Brother, now that you have eliminated your grievances, the underworld will immediately send inspectors to arrest you for reincarnation. If you go on inspection, you can also practice the spells of the underworld. Why not Why, do you want to forget your memory and never remember Ya'er again?"

"I can't!" The miser took a deep breath, "Okay, I'll go! But I have to come back to see Miss after a while, if there is no Chengcheng, I don't know where I am now!"

"No problem!" Ma Yueban and Niu Honghong immediately beamed with joy, and a big stone in their hearts fell to the ground, "I will give you a buffer period, and you can come to the underworld to report within seven days. I will give you this spell, and when the time comes, I will burn me and my little brother with fire." The cow will come to pick you up!"

Saying that, Ma Yueban handed a yellow talisman to the miser.

With sharp eyes and quick hands, Feng Chengcheng snatched it up first, opened it, and saw that there were three large characters of "Spiritual Talisman" written on it, and then a bunch of messy ghost symbols were written crookedly, like a pile of dog shit.

"Damn, the three big characters of the psychic talisman are quite temperamental, why do you have to draw such ghosts on it?"

"..." Niu Honghong and Ma Yue were silent.

"Cough!" Jiu Qianli held back his laughter, and when he saw that Ma Yueban and Niu Honghong's faces darkened again, he pretended to cough. "It should be the signatures of Ma Yueban and Niu Honghong... The psychic charm is an ordinary spell. If the name of the spirit is written on it, as long as the spell is burned, the person who wrote the name will receive the message immediately."

"So that's how it is!" Feng Chengcheng gave Ma Yueban and Niu Honghong a disgusted look, "It's really a ghost painting talisman!"

"..." Ma Yueban and Niu Honghong's faces were as dark as black umbrellas.

"But isn't this kind of thing just for contacting you guys? Why don't you give me a few?!" Feng Chengcheng angrily handed the psychic talisman to the miser.

"...Miss Feng, there is nothing we can do!" Ma Yueban had no choice but to explain, "For a position like Xiao Niu and I, we can only get one job a month, and we have to get the approval of our superiors, so we can only use it for official business. Regarding matters above, if the psychic talisman can be used casually, anyone can contact the civil servants of the underworld at any time, and the civil servants of the underworld will run around, and the world will be messed up!"

"Cut~" Feng Chengcheng turned around angrily and went back to cracking melon seeds, "When Miser and Ya'er say goodbye, I will go to work immediately and get familiar with the environment of the underworld as soon as possible. What about the two of you, what about breaking through the gate of hell and what about training? Let me know if you have any news, do you understand?"

"Yes, yes, yes!" Ma Yueban and Niu Honghong hurriedly nodded and bowed, and then left in despair.

"Hey..." Feng Chengcheng continued to sit on the swing, "Maybe it's a relief to die, scum like a miser will never die in the future, and I, a pure and lovely girl, haven't been in love yet, I'm counting down the countdown to my life day by day..."

"You are a stupid girl..." Jiu Qianli looked at her laziness and shook her head.

"But I said..." Feng Cheng's clear and cold voice suddenly came, "You seem to be very familiar with the underworld..."

Jiuqianli choked, "It's fairly familiar, I've studied it..."

"Have you studied it?!" Feng Chengcheng's eyes lit up, and he immediately became interested, "Then tell me, how do I get through that ghost gate?"

"Do you really want to go to the underworld?" Jiu Qianli's expression froze, and he looked down at Feng Chengcheng who was sitting on the swing and looking at him.

The girl's smooth forehead, shining eyes, and small dimples when she smiled made his heart beat faster again.

It was a strange and inexplicable joy that made me obsessed.

"Yes! I want those 20 years!" Feng Chengcheng raised his head and looked straight into Jiuqianli's eyes, "It's enough for me to get married and have children... But what if I have a child who is also a short-lived ghost like me... ..."

"No..." Jiu Qianli murmured, and slowly leaned down, pecking on someone's slightly parted red lips.

Feng Chengcheng gasped, his eyes widened, and he didn't respond in a daze.

Miser was surprised that the water ladle fell to the ground, and Chun Hongxing and Hao Wutong, who had been quietly peeping on the window sill, also opened their eyes wide.

"Husband, what did I say..." Chun Hongxing bumped into Hao Wutong's thick arm with her white arm, "Chengcheng is a ruthless character, I have already seen that Master Jiu is right when he takes down Master Ninth." Chengcheng is no longer concerned about one or two o'clock!"

"I didn't expect Master Ninth's first world fame to be ruined by such a little girl Pianzi!" Hao Wutong sighed, but looked at Feng Chengcheng with respect.

"Hehe, what do you know? This is called a hero's sad beauty pass! I see, the doom of the Ninth Master is coming. In the past, the Ninth Master who was fearless and fearless will be the Ninth Master with weaknesses!" Chun Hong Xing smiled coquettishly.

"I don't think Chengcheng will be a weakness..." Hao Wutong said with certainty, thinking of his master's heroic and unparalleled appearance before.

Just when Jiuqianli tasted the taste and wanted to deepen the kiss, a sweet scream came over, "Xiao Yu, look what they are doing! That cat actually kissed my Chengcheng!!"

The little mermaid who was pulling the pine spirit Xiaoyu screamed exaggeratedly, as if her doll had been eaten by a dog.

Shocked, Feng Chengcheng hurriedly pushed Jiu Qianli away, stammering and feigning anger, "You damn baby face, you actually... actually... actually..."

Unexpectedly, I didn't say anything for a long time.

"Chengcheng!" The little mermaid shook off the embarrassed Xiao Yu, ran over crying, and threw herself into Feng Chengcheng's arms, "How can you let him kiss you, he is a..."

Before he could finish speaking, he felt the sharp and dangerous eyes from a natural enemy catching prey, the little mermaid choked, and hurried over, "...a stinky man who is as cunning as a cat, how could you let such a dangerous man something close to you!"

Feng Chengcheng didn't care about what the Little Mermaid was saying at all, just thought that the Little Mermaid hadn't figured out the subject, verb and object of human speech. As for what kind of man, cat-like man, she could just understand it!

"Just now...cough, I got sand in my eyes, and then Jiuqian blew on me, but I didn't expect to stand still, and accidentally knocked my mouth!" Feng Chengcheng explained very calmly, looking like this was really the case sure look.

"That's it!" The Little Mermaid hugged Feng Chengcheng, then turned her head to look at Jiuqianli vigilantly, "I tell you, if you dare to eat Chengcheng, I will fight you!"

"..." Jiuqianli, Miser, Xiao Yumo, Chun Hongxing and Hao Wutong behind the windowsill staggered and fell down. Hao Wutong hurriedly caught his wife and used himself as a human cushion on the ground.

"How could it be..." Feng Chengcheng saw Jiuqianli's gloomy expression, and quickly turned the head of the little beauty to ask her, "Why did you suddenly come here?"

"I'm here to give you the spiritual spring at the bottom of the lake!" The little mermaid excitedly raised the vial in her hand, "Didn't you say last time why the little ostrich grew so fast? It was because I secretly gave it to him when you were away. Feed a few drops of the spiritual spring at the bottom of the lake!"

"So miraculous?" Feng Chengcheng picked up a 5 ML vial that was the same as the trial bottle of Chanel, and looked at it. There was even less liquid with a faint blue light in it, probably only 1 ML.

"That's right!" The Little Mermaid was very happy to smell Feng Chengcheng's pleasant smell. "This is what we brought from the sea when we migrated. The barren mermaids can get pregnant after drinking a sip of the spiritual spring!"

"Damn, it's so powerful?! It's as good as the spring water in Daughter Country in Journey to the West!" Feng Chengcheng's eyes lit up, "If I use it to make medicine for infertile people, I will make a fortune. !"

"When my parents were here, they could stimulate the spring to regenerate some spiritual springs after a while, but now that they are gone, the spiritual springs are used less and less. Now only me and some elders can use the spiritual springs. It is not a last resort. I won’t use it when I’m here!” The Little Mermaid was slightly frustrated.

"Then you bring it to me...?" Feng Chengcheng couldn't help but feel a little sour when he heard this, why did the little mermaid send all the good things to him, what if Xiao Yu misunderstood the green light above his head!

"I gave it to the little fortune tree!" The little mermaid immediately became cloudy and sunny, "I don't need to get pregnant, this spiritual spring is just a nourishing and beautifying effect for me, the pure blood of the royal family can only be obtained by combining with the one I love. multiplication, so this spiritual spring is for the little fortune tree to germinate!"

"Wow--I'm so touched!" Feng Chengcheng immediately looked moved, and hugged the Little Mermaid fiercely, "Sure enough, she is the little angel who understands how hard it is for me to raise a family!!"

　???? I haven't updated for a long time, thank you for the little cuties who voted for me when I was busy, thank you, thank you ^3^.Then I worked hard to code a chapter today, and it’s finally time to reveal the true face of Master Nine. In the past few days, I will try my best to update it. After all, Double Eleven is over, but the end of the year is still very busy. ????Little cuties, let's watch together, lightly whip me for being lazy.

　　
　
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