My cat owner has become a sperm

Chapter 64 Part 66
After a few people finished their meal, the sun was only the last gleam of light left, and the sky seemed to be getting dark.

Feng Chengcheng stared dumbfounded at the miser who brought out a whole bucket of bottled water from the snakeskin bag, "Miser, you really have a lot of A dream, miserly!"

She had been concentrating on setting up the tent before, and she didn't see what kind of water the miser used to cook the noodles. Now she couldn't help but gasp. Things can float and climb mountains, they are really special soldiers among slaves!
The miser just wanted to pour water to wash the dishes, but was stopped by Feng Chengcheng, "Hey, this is water for drinking, what a waste of washing the dishes! Don't wash it yet, and when we find the water source tomorrow, you can rinse it with water from the mountains. Rinse with this water."

"Okay!" Miser nodded, thinking it made sense. He was a dead man who had eaten unwashed grass, so it didn't matter what he did. Originally, he was washing dishes just to consider Feng Chengcheng and Master Jiu, but now that Feng Chengcheng has said so, he I am happy not to wash it for now.

Seeing Feng Chengcheng so nervous, Jiu Qianli couldn't help laughing, "Are you so afraid of losing your life in the mountains?"

"Must!" Feng Chengcheng nodded without hesitation, "I have managed to earn more than half a year of life, and I have not enjoyed my dog ​​belt to report to the underworld?"

After finishing speaking, he thumped his sore and limp calves, and found that he had really changed too much. Now how can he find the shadow of her little sister in her body now?

Now it is completely rural non-mainstream!
"By the way, this tent is so small, how do you sleep?" Feng Chengcheng pointed at the tent and asked the two of them.

The tent was originally a single-person tent I bought, and I kept it in my room. When I was abroad, I made an appointment with others to go camping in the wild. I didn’t expect that because I was timid, I finally shirked it and didn’t go because she really didn’t dare. Imagine what weird afterimages of animals you would see in the wild. Those terrible souls that have been thrown into the wild!

Unexpectedly, the tent was packed up and brought to the villa this time, which not only made her doubt, did her old man probably know that she would need these things after she fell into the mountains? ?

But now, her small tent can only squeeze two people at most, if three people squeeze in, the tent will not be broken.

"I'll sleep outside," the miser said very self-consciously, and took out a simple hammock from the snakeskin bag, "I'll just sleep under a tree, and if there is any danger, I can notify you in time."

Feng Chengcheng was very satisfied with Miser's understanding of current affairs, raised his eyebrows and looked at Jiuqianli, waiting for him to take the initiative to withdraw from the tent dispute.

She is their master, or the only woman, so it's not too much to give up the tent to her, right?
"Very good, let's squeeze into the tent together." Jiuqianli nodded seriously after receiving Feng Chengcheng's eyes, and said.

"How can two people squeeze into such a small tent?" Feng Chengcheng was displeased.

"You want to sleep outside alone?" Jiu Qianli raised his eyebrows, as if he was willing to let her leave the tent, "I didn't expect Chengcheng to be so generous and sensible. I blamed you before!"

"??" Feng Chengcheng deeply felt Jiuqianli's shamelessness, "When did I say I was going to sleep outside? Also, what did you blame me for?"

So he always regarded himself as a petty and ignorant person?

"Oh..." Jiuqianli suddenly draws out his tone, "It turns out that you are worried that when you sleep with me, you will not be able to control your hands on me, don't worry, as long as you dare to touch me, I will take your hand Discount." Jiuqianli looked dignified, and I looked very reasonable.

"Get lost, this is my line!!" Feng Chengcheng was about to be blown out of anger, and finally had to succumb to Jiuqianli's despotic power, and made a verbal promise at his request: don't touch Jiuqianli with your hands, don't talk and scold in sleep Jiuqianli, don't bite sleepwalking and bite Jiuqianli.

Feng Chengcheng only felt that the mountain wind was cold, but his heart was boiling hot, and he just wanted to throw Jiuqianli down.

The few people wiped it casually with towels. Fortunately, the weather was not too hot, and the few people did not stifle the smell. The miser tied a hammock to the two trees next to the tent and lay down comfortably on it. Feng Chengcheng and Jiu Qianli and the two lay flat inside the small tent, Jiuqianli was as long as he was, and the lower legs were exposed outside the tent, so he was still tightly squeezed together with Feng Chengcheng.

Feng Chengcheng was very resistant at first, but after thinking about it, there might be something dangerous at night, if Jiuqianli is by his side, then there is something wrong with him, and he just needs to sleep well, so Aggressively accepted.

Opening the skylight on the top of the tent, Feng Chengcheng and Jiu Qianli looked at the sky full of stars.

Just like what Jiuqianli said, the sky full of stars is very beautiful, and occasionally there are short meteors passing by. In the north of the sky, the seven Big Dippers are in the shape of a spoon, shining and interesting.

It's worth the effort to climb up the mountain to see such beautiful scenery!
"Feng Chengcheng." Jiu Qianli leaned on his arm and suddenly called Feng Chengcheng, breaking the quiet atmosphere.

"Huh?" Responding softly, Feng Chengcheng admired the beauty of the night sky.

"You really don't want to climb the mountain? Are you tired?"

"Yeah, my feet are worn out." Feng Chengcheng sighed softly, "You also know that I am a daughter of a thousand gold, how can I do such a hard thing, if my parents know that I can climb a whole Tianzhishan, this meeting is not noisy, I must feel that I am bewildered."

Thinking of how helpless my parents looked at me before, I couldn't help showing a smile.

If I had been so well-behaved before, I wouldn't have left her alone in this barren mountain.

"Tell me, if my parents knew that I had changed so much now, would they take me back?" Feng Chengcheng seemed to be talking to himself, and also seemed to be asking Jiuqianli.It's been a long time since her mother called last time. If she told them that she was in Poshanli and became a civil servant in Podifu, would they send her to see a psychiatrist?

"Yes." Jiuqianli replied, "You know in your heart that there must be some reason for you to stay here, so you don't resent them. So you also know that we will meet again sooner or later, why do you think so? What a silly worry."

"Haha, I didn't expect you to always have trouble with me, but now you understand me quite well." Feng Chengcheng felt the heat from Jiu Qianli's gentle breathing, and couldn't help but feel very at ease.

"Feng Chengcheng, I'll give you a chance not to climb the mountain."

"What chance?" Feng Chengcheng's eyes lit up when he heard that he could stop climbing the mountain.

"If you make me happy, I'll cast a spell on you. The spell hits your leg, making you walk fast without feeling tired." Jiu Qianli's voice was deep and sweet, like a strange sorghum coaxing a child with candy.

"Really?" Feng Chengcheng questioned, "Will there be any side effects, such as excruciating pain in the leg after the spell is lifted?"

The spell would be lifted sooner or later. If the spell was just an anesthetic, wouldn't he be in so much pain that he wouldn't be able to walk properly for a month?
"I've improved a bit." Jiuqianli smiled, Feng Chengcheng was obviously more concerned about the study of spells, it seemed that he often thought about spells in order to be clever. "Don't worry about this spell. It just fuses your legs with the animal's legs and replaces your legs with the characteristics of the animal's legs. As for your legs, you don't use them at all, so you won't get tired."

"It's such a good relationship! How can I make you happy?" Feng Chengcheng regained his energy and climbed over this mountain. There are still four mountains left, which is the same as learning from the West!

"Just tell the story and listen to it. If you tell it well, I'll replace the tiger's legs for you. If you don't tell it well, I'll replace the pig's trotters for you." Jiu Qianli changed into a comfortable lying position comfortably.

"..."

Feng Chengcheng racked her brains, but she didn't think of any interesting stories at all. With her ignorant character, she spent money to study abroad, and she didn't have any cultural background at all!

"Do you listen to Journey to the West?"

"Do not listen."

"snow White?"

"Are you coaxing the children?"

"You must be a brat!" Feng Chengcheng curled his lips unwillingly, and suddenly his eyes lit up.

"Aren't you just bored and that's why you want me to have some fun for you?" Obviously there is a way to save her from the soreness of her legs, but she has to find ways to make him happy before casting a spell on her, this arrogant little fart child! "Then let me test your rules of survival in the deep mountains and old forests."

"Okay, you, an illiterate, still understand this?" Jiu Qianli questioned.

"Hmph, listen up!" Feng Chengcheng turned his head just now, thinking of a quiz he saw in a travel magazine before, and said with a vague memory, "What about you, driving a plane to Africa, When flying to the primeval forest, the plane broke down, but you have no choice but to parachute..."

"Then I'm really unlucky, but why should I go to that shitty place in Africa?"

"...Listen to me!" Feng Chengcheng patted Jiu Qianli's arm lightly.

"Hey, hey, it's agreed not to moleste me!" Jiu Qianli called out strangely.

"Get lost!" Feng Chengcheng roared angrily.

Hearing Jiuqianli's laughter stopped, Feng Chengcheng continued, "Then, there are some things you can choose to take with you: medicine chest, pistol, candle, machete, compass, insect repellant , snake venom antidote, some food, a blanket, an empty hot water bottle, a compass, ten garbage bags, a lighter, and a radio. Let you choose three items to take with you. If you choose the most useful three items, tomorrow I will Just let you sleep in the tent by yourself, and I go out to sleep in the hammock, how about?"

"I choose..." Jiu Qianli hesitated, "I choose food, blankets and you."

"Why choose me?" Feng Chengcheng was confused, there were no options for him to choose from, okay?

"I can conjure everything you said. I chose you to tell me jokes, the food is for you to eat, and the blanket is for you to cover."

"..." Feng Chengcheng gritted his teeth, "It's amazing to have spells, and you can change money for me if you have the ability!"

"Haha, I'm teasing you." Jiu Qianli reached out and stroked Feng Chengcheng's hair, "I chose this on purpose so that you can continue to sleep in the tent tomorrow night. See how caring I am."

"..." Feng Chengcheng suddenly felt like he was being played?

"Tell me which ones I should choose." Jiu Qianli smiled and looked at Feng Chengcheng's swollen face under the starlight, and then put away his teasing.

"Experts say that the machete is the first choice, because it can protect yourself. In this way, you don't need to choose snake medicine or the like, and you can move forward all the way; then you need a lighter. To survive in the wild, what is necessary is fire. The second is water, but there is no water provided inside, so I think there should be a water source; candles can help light the fire, illuminate and call for help, so they are also very important." Feng Chengcheng said seriously.

"What are the garbage bags for?" Jiuqianli probably understood the usefulness of other things, but the garbage bags were rather strange.

"Haha, let me tell you, the garbage bag is used to hold your own excrement, so that the beasts in the jungle will not find you by the smell of your excrement!" Feng Chengcheng thought of this and found it very interesting.

"..."

Seeing her so happy, Jiu Qianli couldn't help laughing.

"In the past, when I saw this, I thought it would be so troublesome to go on an adventure, so I simply gave up the idea of ​​going on an adventure, and lived my life as a rich second-generation rice bug honestly. At that time, I had no ideals, so I just wanted to live like this never mind."

"Then you have an ideal now?" Jiu Qianli was curious about what Feng Chengcheng's ideal was.

"Yes." Feng Chengcheng nodded, "Live on..."

"..."

As the night gradually deepened, Feng Chengcheng felt drowsy, and before she had time to find Jiu Qianli to fulfill the "leg-changing" spell, exhaustion hit her body, and she just fell asleep like this.

In the dream, she was flying a plane and accidentally fell into the deep mountains and old forests. Fortunately, she protected herself from being crushed to death wittily, and then quickly climbed out, but in the jungle, she was first chased by blood-sucking mosquitoes. Running, a black bear suddenly jumped out to eat her, she fought back fiercely, and hit it with a left uppercut, but was still pushed off the cliff by the black bear, rolling back and forth in front of the grass and stones...

Jiuqianli was also drowsy, and when he heard Feng Chengcheng's breathing was steady, he fell asleep at ease, but just as he was about to fall asleep, Feng Chengcheng's feet kicked wildly on his thigh, causing him so much pain Taking a breath, he straightened his upper body and slapped Feng Chengcheng awake. He didn't expect a left uppercut to come so hard. He dodged hastily, but it still hit him in the face. Fortunately, it missed the position of his eyes, otherwise he would Tomorrow is a national treasure!
"Feng Chengcheng!" Jiu Qianli yelled, didn't he say he sleepwalked and hit someone?
Unexpectedly, with this call, Feng Chengcheng began to roll from side to side, pulling the tent and shaking it here and there.

Jiuqianli couldn't laugh or cry.

Normally Feng Chengcheng wouldn't sleep like this, but she was tired all day, and she didn't have a bed to sleep on, but slept on the hard floor, so she was tossing and tossing in her dreams, looking like a ghost.

If he hadn't known Feng Chengcheng's physique of restraining ghosts and evils, Jiuqianli would have suspected that Feng Chengcheng had been enchanted by the Charm Monkey again.

"Hey!" Seeing that she was in a deep sleep, Jiu Qianli couldn't bear to wake him up, but Feng Chengcheng continued to roll around, Jiu Qianli thought, if he was not in the tent, Feng Chengcheng would have rolled Descend to the top of the mountain and become an unlucky ghost who committed suicide in the wilderness!

Jiu Qianli brought one leg in, and saw the opportunity to press on Feng Chengcheng who was rolling to a flat lying state, thus ending the rolling of someone in a restless sleeping position.

And Feng Chengcheng in the dream was finally caught by a big rock, but she was stuck in the crevice of the rock, and it was easy to stand up, but she couldn't break free no matter what, so she had to hug this big rock... …

Ever since, Feng Chengcheng obediently hugged Jiuqianli's thigh, and continued to sleep...

　The small test mentioned in this chapter is still very interesting. If you are interested, you can go to the Lost Jungle on Baidu to do the test and play it. Thank you for the little cuties who voted for recommendation. ( ε｀●) can’t dawdle in the mountains It's time to fight the BOSS.

　　


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