My cat owner has become a sperm

Chapter 58 Part 59 The Little Mermaid's Baby (1)

Feng Chengcheng woke up to the resonant cry of the little ostrich downstairs. She rubbed her hangover head, which was so painful that it was about to split, feeling very sad.

It's been a long time since I've had a drink, so I took a few more sips when I couldn't grasp it yesterday. Fortunately, I vomited a little yesterday and felt better...

last night……

what happened……

Feng Chengcheng was a little bit out of shape, suddenly paused, and lifted his quilt, only to see that he was naked, without a pair of underwear on.

Water! ! !Who helped her undress? !

Feng Chengcheng looked around, his clothes were neatly arranged on the chairs in the room, a drunk person, especially a person like her who loses reason after drinking, would definitely not be able to fold the clothes so neatly by herself, unless the wine Later, she fantasized that she was a clothes-folder!

But yesterday... she seemed to imagine that she was a big pervert, the kind who would pick Jiuqianli over and over again!
Feng Chengcheng was startled, God, she couldn't have done something extraordinary yesterday, really stripped Jiuqianli away, and then he even folded his clothes neatly, clutching his own broken clothes angrily have you left? !
——Well, she thought too much, if she dared to do something deviant to Jiuqianli, according to Jiuqianli's temper and ability, she must be flicked away by a little finger, how could she tolerate her picking her up? what.

Pooh!Whoever wants to pick him up, why would she be interested in a little kid!

Feng Chengcheng shook his head vigorously, but it was even more uncomfortable after shaking, his whole head was like a paste, chaotic.

Who helped her take off her clothes and stripped them so clean, could it be Jiuqianli?He actually did such a beastly thing!
But if it's not Jiuqianli, is it a miser? !Damn, this pervert, if it's really him, she'll beat him to pieces!

Feng Chengcheng finally stopped his wild thinking and sniffed the smell on his body... Well, with such an indescribable smell, it is definitely impossible for someone to have an indescribable interest in her and then do indescribable things.

After cleaning himself, Feng Chengcheng put on his clothes and rushed downstairs.

Miser and Jiuqianli were staying in the living room downstairs. Miser seemed to have just finished watering the vegetable garden, and he was still holding the ladle that hadn't been put down.Jiuqianli was lazily nestling on the sofa, slowly nibbling an apple.When the two saw Feng Chengcheng got up, the miser was about to open his mouth to say hello, but was glared at by Feng Chengcheng's sharp eyes, and his mouth was closed tightly. There was a little panic.

Feng Chengcheng went down the stairs in three or two steps, rushed into the kitchen and took the kitchen knife, first rushed to the yard with the kitchen knife in his hand, and demonstrated to the little ostrich: "Did you see, this thing is called a knife, it can turn you into a bird Stewed mushrooms, if you continue to quarrel with labor and management, I will let you know why the kitchen knife is so hard!"

Seeing Feng Chengcheng's aggressive appearance, the little ostrich stopped shouting and stuck his head into the sand he didn't know where it came from.

"Stupid ostrich!" Feng Chengcheng was angry and funny, "Could it be that spring is almost over, and you can't help but want to find a partner? It's a good idea, your master and I are single!"

Hearing Feng Chengcheng talking nonsense to the little ostrich outside, Miser muttered: "Miss, what is going on so crazy, I have been tossing a lot since I came back last night, and I wake up full of energy after sleeping."

Jiuqianli also looked at Feng Chengcheng's figure outside, thinking of what happened last night, he couldn't help showing a helpless wry smile.

It seems that she probably forgot what happened last night, otherwise she wouldn't be so angry when she woke up today.

Sure enough, Feng Chengcheng rushed back after tidying up the little ostrich, pointed at Jiuqianli with a knife, and then pointed at the miser, "Say, who helped me fold my clothes yesterday?"

Whoever folded the clothes will take them off!

"Me." Jiuqianli calmed down, "You don't need to thank me, I will eat more fish and meat in the future, that's all."

"You!" Feng Chengcheng said angrily, "Thank you? You pervert!"

"Why am I abnormal?" Jiuqianli looked at Feng Chengcheng amusedly, "You don't think I helped you take off your clothes, do you?"

"Isn't it...?" Looking at Jiu Qianli's calm expression, Feng Chengcheng was a little dazed, so calm, could it be that he disliked his own body?
Pooh!What are you thinking about!
Feng Chengcheng blushed slightly.

"Miss, you took it off yourself..." The miser couldn't stand it anymore, and told the truth.

"Me, myself?" Feng Chengcheng blushed completely.

"That's right!" The miser looked worried, "After you came back last night, you started to take off your clothes, first you threw off your coat, and then you started to take off your top. You couldn't stop it, and you shouted 'I want to wear a bikini too, the little mermaid's bikini looks so good'... In that case..." Miser imitated Feng Chengcheng's tone perfectly, Jiu Qianli couldn't hold back, and burst out laughing.

"I...I..." Feng Chengcheng was embarrassed, how could he be so drunk, he was really ashamed, "Then did you stop me?! What did you see?!"

"Fortunately, Master Ninth picked you up and threw you into your own room. I guess you were doing a striptease and singing in your own room. You closed your eyes for some spinning and jumping..." Miser recalled the lyrics vigorously.

"Stop!!" Feng Chengcheng couldn't listen anymore, and quickly interrupted the miser. "Drinking is a mistake, drinking is a mistake, abstaining from alcohol for a month!"

"Don't worry," Jiuqianli threw the apple core from the window after eating the apple. The apple core landed in a parabola and hit the little ostrich's sand. He pecked at the core of his apple. "I didn't enter your room until you calmed down and there was no movement. When I entered, you were already snoring on the bed, and the quilt was tightly covered. I saw clothes scattered all over the floor. , I was afraid that you would get up and go to the toilet at night and throw a dog to eat shit, so I kindly folded it for you, I am so understanding, don't thank me!"

"..." Feng Chengcheng gritted his teeth, "Don't come into my room casually from now on!"

"I can go wherever I want, there is no place I can't go." Jiu Qianli changed into a comfortable lying position, looked at Feng Chengcheng's embarrassment and annoyance with interest, his eyes were full of smiles.

"Then have you ever been to the underworld?" Feng Chengcheng changed the subject, trying to forget the fact that he was doing a striptease just now.

"Hell?" Jiu Qianli's eyes dimmed, "Been to..."

"No way, what about the heavenly world?" Feng Chengcheng asked curiously. Has he really been to such a thing that only appears in TV dramas and novels? How can a little Taoist priest have the ability to go to such a place?

"I've been there." Jiuqianli replied very simply, "The underworld is also divided into many realms. There are also dark places like you imagined, but there are also bright places that are similar to the human world; as for the heavens, they are not all. It’s a place surrounded by white clouds, and it’s all dark up there, and it’s only when you reach the planet that it’s bright.”

"Isn't that in a realm other than the earth?" Feng Chengcheng became interested, "It turns out that there is a reason for those people to study rockets and spaceships to go to space. There are really life forms in extraterrestrials!"

"Yeah~" Jiu Qianli gave her a funny look, "You are really not ordinary smart, you can even think of this. But... I have been to these two places in my dream."

"..." Feng Chengcheng realized that he had been tricked, and was about to have an attack. He only felt his blood surge, and he felt dizzy for a while. Two seconds later, his eyes darkened, his body softened, and he fell down.

"Miss!" Miser quickly swooped down and turned into a translucent spirit body to cover Feng Chengcheng.

"Chengcheng!" Jiuqianli also jumped up.

"What's wrong?" Jiu Qianli asked anxiously, grasping her wrist tightly.

"I...so hungry..." Feng Chengcheng replied helplessly, out of breath.

"..."

Feng Chengcheng swears that this feeling is definitely not a joke, she has never felt so hungry before, her body seems to be emptied, the blood in her body can't flow anymore, it's a bit difficult to breathe, she can only breathe slowly.

Jiuqianli checked her situation, and his face changed slightly, "The mana is overdrawn, and the spiritual energy is not enough. As for the physical strength, I have exhausted it by myself, and I need to breathe."

Jiuqianli picked up Feng Chengcheng and sent him back to the room, but he was not in a hurry.

"What's the matter?" Feng Chengcheng lay weakly on his big bed. If he had known how uncomfortable it was, he wouldn't have rushed downstairs. He watched Jiu Qianli standing by the bed helplessly but didn't let her breathe.

"You are too weak now. I will ask the miser to cook some porridge. You drink some porridge to replenish your physical strength. After your physical strength is transformed into spiritual power, I can try to breathe out for you. If you force your breath, your body will not be able to bear it. Self-explosion." Moreover, to cross the breath, you have to talk to your mouth, and you have to wait until you fall asleep before crossing it!
Jiu Qianli blushed unnaturally, but Feng Chengcheng didn't care at all.

"Self-explosion..." Feng Chengcheng, who was deficient in energy, was still thinking wildly at this time, the human body can really explode by itself, and the people who blew themselves up in the news turned out to be because they practiced spells and went crazy, and they blew themselves into pieces when they couldn't bear it! "Then I'd better honestly recover my strength."

"Yeah!" Jiu Qianli nodded, looking at her well-behaved appearance because of her weakness, when will she stop making trouble, which is also quite cute.

"Chengcheng!" The two were quiet when the little mermaid's voice came in with the sound of the door opening.

The Little Mermaid was hugged by Princess Yu, opened the door and was standing at the door.

"Why are you here?" Feng Chengcheng tilted his head, looking at the shy face of the Little Mermaid. "Hey, hey, stop pretending, we are friends now, I don't know your personality yet, why are you pretending to be shy!"

Can a woman who yells that this princess is the most beautiful and that this princess is amazing the moment she comes on stage can be so weak?

The little mermaid who had been dismantled choked and pouted unhappy: "I came to play with you with good intentions, but you haven't woken up yet, and you still talk about me like that."

"Wait, how did you get in here?" Jiuqianli asked abruptly. He was anxious to see Feng Chengcheng's weak body just now, but the two people who came didn't have any malicious intentions. There were misers downstairs, so he didn't care about the surrounding environment. Thinking of Xiaoyu and the little mermaid coming in, he didn't feel it.

"That's right, isn't there a realm outside? Didn't the protective layer stop you?" Feng Chengcheng now only had the strength to speak. The miser downstairs seemed to be cooking lean meat porridge. The aroma wafted up, and Feng Chengcheng swallowed. .

"What protective layer?" Xiao Yu was also puzzled, and suddenly remembered that when Ye Xiaoji and Wu Lin came together last time, there was a layer of film blocking them.

"It's the protective layer of the villa. I don't think I have set any restrictions on you and the Little Mermaid. I'm exhausted right now. Let's make restrictions when I regain my strength!" Feng Chengcheng sighed, isn't he a civil servant of the underworld? Why is it so useless, killing a monkey overdraws itself.

"It seems that the protective layer has been greatly weakened because of the exhaustion of your mana." Jiu Qianli walked to the window and looked at the protective layer outside. Sure enough, the protective layer was almost transparent white. Even a bird can penetrate, no wonder it can't stop Xiao Yu and the Little Mermaid.

"Chengcheng, what's the matter with you?" The little mermaid was carried in by Xiao Yu, only to find that Feng Chengcheng, who was lying on the bed with a particularly bad complexion, was breathing weakly, and almost rolled his eyes and burped.

"Hahaha, you're about the same as me, like a disabled person!" Before Feng Chengcheng could explain, he heard the mocking words of the Little Mermaid, and Feng Chengcheng almost rolled his eyes and kicked his feet to pass away in anger.

"When we came back last night, we met two charming monkeys. In order to save me, Miss used grammar skills. As a result, all her mana was used up, her spiritual power was gone, and her physical strength was exhausted because of striptease and fighting with little ostriches. .” The miser came in with lean meat porridge and handed it to Feng Chengcheng.

Feng Chengcheng was supported by the Little Mermaid, sat up with difficulty, and looked at the lean meat porridge, it was another fatal blow, and he almost vomited blood.

She trembled: "Stinger, you kill a thousand knives, cut the lean meat as small as an ant, and you only put the stalks of the green vegetables, and there is only one piece, forget it, all the lean meat is added up, there is no such a piece of vegetables The stalk is big, and there is only half a bowl of it, and there is half of the water in the half bowl!!"

Talking so much in one breath really exhausted her!Feng Chengcheng didn't have time to scold anymore, feeling like he was going to pass out, he brought the bowl to his mouth, and gulped it down to his stomach, even a spoon was useless.

As expected of a miser who has lived for so many years! !

Jiuqianli, The Little Mermaid, and Xiao Yu all looked at Feng Chengcheng with pity.

"Hey..." The miser has a thick skin and doesn't care about Feng Chengcheng's accusations at all, "Miss, drink less, you can't recover from eating, you need to cushion it first, and when you recover, your stomach will have room to fill it up." Meat can fully recover!"

The main reason is that I am used to being stingy, and I really can't do it when I suddenly become generous. Although the rice and meat are all bought by the lady.

"..." Feng Chengcheng didn't want to talk to the miser, fearing that he would be pissed off, so he chose to ignore it.

"Chengcheng, what the miser said makes sense." The Little Mermaid patted Feng Chengcheng on the back, "Besides, if you feel uncomfortable, you should tell me, I have some good things from the clan here, which can help you recover ah!"

"Really?!" Feng Chengcheng, who finished his porridge in two or three bites, his eyes lit up when he heard the little beauty's words, "What good stuff?!"

"That's it." The little mermaid took out a small shell from her pocket. The shape of the scallop glowed with a faint pearly light, and it was shiny and beautiful.

"Damn it, it's better for you, you know, treat me to seafood!" Feng Chengcheng showed a happy expression, but asked again: "How can one be enough?"

"..." The corner of the Little Mermaid's mouth twitched, "Be serious!"

(End of this chapter)