My cat owner has become a sperm

Chapter 54 Part 55 Don't Grill Mermaids

Feng Chengcheng ignored the observation and hesitated, and directly picked up the fishing rod.The weight under the simple fishing rod was not heavy at all, so Feng Chengcheng lifted it up easily, and realized that it was not a mermaid at all.

Sure enough, on the other end of the line, isn't there a crayfish hanging on the bait holding an earthworm.

"Crayfish really eat earthworms!" Feng Chengcheng twitched his lips, and then became happy again, "Yes, yes, this wave is also fine! You won't go back empty-handed, hehe."

So Feng Chengcheng happily put the crayfish into the bucket, and observed with great interest the situation of grass carp and crayfish competing for territory for 2 minutes, but the grass carp is really huge, and although the crayfish has two sharp pincers, it is not at all The opponent of grass carp.

"I'll catch more, I still don't believe that densely packed crayfish can't kill you!" Feng Chengcheng was furious, the crayfish he caught were also his own shrimp, how could he be bullied by the grass carp caught by Jiuqianli?
So he dropped the anchor and went into the water, Feng Chengcheng sat on the grass by the lake and focused on catching crayfish.

If her former friends saw her as a delicate young lady fishing for crayfish by the lake, I wonder if she would be on the top list of the big news in Luguang City's celebrity circle in 2018, but she doesn't care so much now , bid farewell to the previous life, now mixed with these demons and Taoist priests, seems to be more free?
Wu Lin and Ye Xiaoji squatted beside the bucket, looking at the grass carp and crayfish, muttering to themselves.

"Old Wu, we are lucky tonight. The lake that old man Wu guards must be a pure natural green lake without pesticides and pollution. I haven't eaten anything from this lake yet. I want to taste it tonight. taste!"

"Old lady, Master Ninth didn't invite you to go. Didn't you disturb Chengcheng's relationship with Master Ninth when you went? Master Ninth will definitely be unhappy!" Wu Lin poked Ye Xiaoji and signaled her to pay attention to her words and deeds.

"Didn't you hear that the Ninth Master felt sorry for Chengcheng and asked me to cook for Chengcheng?" Ye Xiaoji stared.

"Hey, why aren't you so active when cooking for me?" Wu Lin was unhappy.

"I've been cooking for you for so many years, you old man, I'm going to Chengcheng's villa tonight, don't go!" Ye Xiaoji yelled angrily.

Seeing that the two were about to quarrel again, Jiu Qianli coughed dryly, "What are you arguing about? I'm tired of listening to the two of you arguing together! If the quarrel takes away the fish in here, both of you go to this lake Catch fish for me!"

It mainly affected his fishing and ruined his chance to show Feng Chengcheng a hand.

"Yes yes yes!" Wu Lin and Ye Xiaoji immediately became honest.

A few people were making noise, but it finally calmed down. After a while, Feng Chengcheng's simple fishing rod was hooked by many crayfish one after another. She was so busy that she kept lifting and swinging the fishing rod.

"Dangdangdangdang——" Feng Chengcheng happily took the simple fishing rod with crayfish hanging on it, and threw the silly crayfish into the bucket. "This lake really hasn't been developed, the crayfish in it are so stupid!"

As he said that, a bream also came up from Jiuqianli's side. Jiuqianli took up the line and lifted the rod neatly. There was a splash of water, and it hit the face of Feng Chengcheng, who was triumphant beside the bucket.

"Bah—" Feng Chengcheng spit out the water that splashed on his lips, and said angrily, "Jiuqianli! Did you do it on purpose!"

He must be jealous that she catches more crayfish than he does!

"How dare I!" Jiu Qianli shrugged, and there was indeed a smile in his eyes.

"Oh——" Feng Chengcheng didn't care about Jiuqianli, couldn't she beat that broken Taoist priest? ! "That's why this fish doesn't have eyes! Hmph, when I go back, I'll steam you, braise it in soy sauce, and cut it into pieces!"

Feng Chengcheng pointed at Sang and scolded Huai, angrily going back to the lake to continue fishing.

Jiuqianli also raised his eyebrows and wanted to continue teasing Feng Chengcheng, but saw the water splashing in the lake, suddenly a few strawberries splashed up from the bottom of the lake, jumped like fish on the surface of the lake, then fell back to the surface of the lake, but did not sink, Instead, it floats on the water.

"How is this going?Feng Chengcheng hadn't finished speaking when Ye Xiaoji moved quickly and hid behind Wu Lin like lightning, and then heard a voice from heaven, "What do you want to do to my people?"

Feng Chengcheng quickly looked for his reputation, and saw a beautiful human head floating on the lake, the jet-black hair was dripping wet, but it looked like a beauty with white and transparent skin, two light blue eyes like jewels were inlaid on the pointed ground, On the face like a snake face, with a high nose, red lips and white teeth, the small cherry red lips are very round and round, which makes people want to go up and take a bite.As for the flaw in the fly in the ointment, and the flaw that fully reveals the identity of the visitor, it is naturally the ears that are different from ordinary people——

"Tsk tsk tsk, it's a pity! The ears are not good-looking, otherwise you can become a star!" Feng Chengcheng shook his head, but the ears were not ordinary ears, but two pointed fish fins, and there were even fish scales on them , reflecting colorful reflections in the sunlight.

"What did you say?!" The little mermaid frowned, and her tone became even more unhappy, "You hateful woman with a little bit of power, you dare to comment on the princess's appearance rashly!"

"No way!" Feng Chengcheng yelled exaggeratedly, "You are the legendary little mermaid princess?!"

"That's right, it's the princess!" The little beauty raised her head and swaggered her tail proudly, showing the tail of the colorful fish scales on the lake. "Inferior human beings, be sincere!"

The corners of Ye Xiaoji and Wu Lin's mouths twitched, Ye Xiaoji muttered, "This poor fish, after so many years, still has this virtue!"

The two were speechless when Feng Chengcheng yelled and said something that made them even more speechless: "Jiuqian, come on, catch this big fat fish for me, I want to sell it to the museum!!"

"..."

Before a few people could react, the little mermaid heard this stupid human call her fat fish. She thought she was the most beautiful fish in the world, her face turned red with anger, and she was about to curse back, but unexpectedly a small black spot came from Feng Chengcheng. It overflowed from the mouth, and then it became very large in an instant, followed by another small black spot, which became larger one after the other, and then smashed towards the face of the Little Mermaid at an extremely fast speed.

Several people took a closer look, and it was the huge two characters - "Nine Thousand"!
"Emma, ​​did you want to catch her so intently just now?" Feng Chengcheng covered his mouth in astonishment, she didn't work hard, the word came out naturally!
The corner of Jiuqianli's mouth twitched, this girl, did she do it on purpose? !

Seeing that the huge "nine thousand" was about to hit the Little Mermaid, the Little Mermaid plunged into the water in a panic, then swam out of the water and changed to another place, looking at the extremely strange two square Only when her stuff fell into the water and turned into nothing, she quietly breathed a sigh of relief, and emerged from the lake again.

"You little bastard, how dare you sneak up on this princess!" The little mermaid was really furious. She hasn't come out for so many years, and human beings are becoming more and more unscrupulous!
"Don't make up these idioms with me, speak politely!" Feng Chengcheng stared at the mermaid's pretty face, "If you have the ability, come up and talk to me!"

"You!" The little mermaid was out of breath, and with a sudden wave of her hand, a jet of water sprayed out from the lake, only hitting Feng Chengcheng, who was bent over by the lake and shouted to go into the water to catch the mermaid.

"Chengcheng, be careful!" Ye Xiaoji screamed, but she didn't dare to rush forward.

Unexpectedly, before Feng Chengcheng had time to react, Jiu Qianli rushed in front of Feng Chengcheng in an instant, turned his back to the lake, hugged Feng Chengcheng tightly in his arms, and the water jet also hit Jiu Qianli directly on the body, covering his body. Her hair and clothes were drenched, but Feng Chengcheng was well protected and didn't touch a drop of water.

"What are you doing, blocking me from seeing the mermaid!" Feng Chengcheng was writhing in someone else's arms like a loach, still blaming Jiuqianli for blocking her view.

"Your spells can't beat her, so don't use your spiritual power indiscriminately." Jiu Qianli patted Feng Chengcheng's head, and Feng Chengcheng calmed down.

"Can mermaids really eat people?" Feng Chengcheng asked sullenly.

"Of course I don't eat people!" The little mermaid's ears were very sensitive, and she heard Feng Chengcheng's question from a distance. "So you thought I was a foodie and attacked me? Tell me earlier, I'm not interested in your human stinky skin!"

"Then why did you steal my chicken grandchildren to eat!" Ye Xiaoji poked her head out and asked loudly.

"Aren't I curious about the taste of that chicken? It's so cute and fluffy, and it must be very delicious!" As she spoke, the Little Mermaid stuck out her tongue and licked her mouth, licking her mouth twice.

"You, I'll fight with you!" Furious, Ye Xiaoji rolled up her sleeves and was about to rush forward. People eat chickens, and it's fine to eat those defective products. This is natural selection, survival of the fittest.But what the hell is fish eating chicken, not to mention the good Miao Miao who she has taken a fancy to and plans to train into a little chicken demon!

Wu Lin hurriedly grabbed Ye Xiaoji, "Hey, don't go, you can't beat this fish spirit, isn't Master Nine here!"

The Little Mermaid was not afraid of Ye Xiaoji at all, and sneered at Ye Xiaoji who was blushing with anger, "Hmph, stupid chicken essence, are you jealous of this princess's beauty?"

"Shut up!" Jiuqianli was furious, shouted violently, and then turned around, "I haven't seen you in these years, don't tell me you don't know me?"

The latter sentence calmed down, Jiuqianli looked at the little mermaid with a half-smile, "Why, have you forgotten the beating you received before?"

When the little mermaid saw that Jiuqian looked like a star from her face, but didn't smile, she immediately screamed and plunged into the water.

"Nine thousand, the mermaid has escaped!" Feng Chengcheng yelled, taking off his shoes, and wanted to jump into the water to catch the mermaid.

No, she just wanted to grab the mermaid's tail.

Well, it doesn't conflict with catching a mermaid either.

"I'll go." Jiu Qianli pressed Feng Chengcheng, who had already taken off one of his shoes, and Feng Chengcheng grinned, showing a hearty smile: "Of course you go, I just have hot feet, so I took off my shoes to cool off."

"..." Jiuqianli was silent.

Jiuqianli said in a deep voice: "Avoiding the water!" Then he jumped into the water with a plop, just like the last time he went to Suoli River to help her catch fish, with a very vigorous figure.

However, when Jiuqianli fell into the water, none of his hair was wet. It seemed that the sentence he chanted before diving definitely had an effect.

"No way!" Wu Lin and Ye Xiaoji were taken aback, and Ye Xiaoji exaggeratedly said to Wu Lin: "Old man, what did I see, Master Ninth went into the water to catch fish?"

"Yes, you read that right!" Wu Lin raised his hand to hold his slumped jaw, "Why have so many strange things happened since Chengcheng came?"

"What's so strange about this!" Seeing the fuss of the two, Feng Chengcheng cast a disdainful look, expressing his contempt for their ignorance, "Last time Jiuqian helped me catch a big basket of fish, I sold it for hundreds of dollars, and he didn't ask me for a penny!"——It's just that he has been feeding this guy for so long.

"Really?" Ye Xiaoji questioned, approaching Feng Chengcheng and asked in a low voice, "Then none of the nine masters are hiding a single fish?"

"Why hide the fish? Not a single fish is hidden." Feng Chengcheng was stunned, why did he hide the fish?

"It's over, it's over!" Ye Xiaoji took a breath, "Chengcheng, you've been taken by Master Ninth!"

"Wh... what... ouch!" Feng Chengcheng was nervous, and accidentally bit his own tongue, "Xie Gua is God, Xie?"

What do you mean by that?
Chicken Essence Ye Xiaoji is worthy of being the leader of the chickens. She is proficient in the four major languages ​​of chicken, goose, pig and even insect language. Communicate with Wu Lin and Wu Lin's relatives!
So, Feng Chengcheng spoke like this, and she understood it. She nudged Feng Chengcheng with her elbow and winked at her, "You don't know yet, Mr. Ninth, it's..."

Before he finished speaking, he saw that the little mermaid had been forced out by Jiuqianli by swimming in the lake more than ten meters away from them, and was surfacing at the moment and shouting, which just interrupted Ye Xiaoji's words: "Jiuqianli! ! Don't come here! I'm afraid of you, can't I be wrong!"

The little mermaid princess was forced into tears, and she didn't even dare to say "this princess".

"Oh." Jiu Qianli replied indifferently, stretched out one hand and raised it in the air, unexpectedly a ball of flames condensed, and it was getting bigger and bigger.

"Ah—" The Little Mermaid screamed, "Why are you so merciless, I am so beautiful, you have the heart to do it!"

"Who told you to hit someone, you are asking for your own death." Jiuqianli said indifferently, shaking the fire in his hand, and then raised his other hand, but this hand began to condense ice blades .

"Hit someone?" The Little Mermaid pursed her mouth and backed away in horror, "You mean the little girl I attacked with water just now? Could it be that she is your daughter-in-law?"

daughter in law? !
One sentence stunned everyone, Feng Chengcheng was also stunned, what the hell, sister-brother love has escalated into husband and wife? !

Everyone didn't see the slightly moved expression on Jiu Qianli's face, he shook his hand, and was about to throw out the ice and fire that had condensed in his hand at the same time.

The little mermaid is scared, her spells are far away from Jiuqianli, and she belongs to the water system, she lives by water, lives because of water, what she fears most is ice and fire, fire can evaporate water and dry it up However, the ice can freeze the water, making her tightly sealed.

She shouldn't have been able to correct her misbehavior in the past after such a long time, and she didn't know the identity of the little girl before hitting her!
"Wait a minute—"

"Wait a minute—"

One high and one low, a man's and a woman's voices sounded at the same time, needless to say, the woman's voice was the high voice of Feng Chengcheng who straightened his tongue, while the man's voice was the old Yutou who ran over in a hurry.

Feng Chengcheng cast him a glance, and rushed to finish the sentence first: "Jiuqian, don't overcook the fish, otherwise you won't be able to sell it for a good price!"

"..."

"..."

Old Yu stumbled, his right foot tripped over his left foot, and he fell to the ground.

Jiu Qianli's hands froze, and the fire and ice in his hands disappeared without a trace in an instant.

(End of this chapter)