Rebirth of the 80s

Chapter 37 [No.040] The Dung Pit and the "Spring Festival Gala"

Xie Wenjun held a glass of orange soda and said to his grandfather something like "Fortune is like Donghai Shoubi Nanshan", and then he mingled on the adults' table and became an "audience".

Xie Wenjun usually likes to drink Coke, but he can't drink it in front of Cao Yunfang, who wants to be a grandmother at a young age. Cao Yunfang heard that drinking Coke is not good for "little tadpoles", so she specifically confessed that Xie Wenjun is not allowed to drink this foreign stuff in the future.

Listening to adults talking about current events and social phenomena, Xie Wenjun was also racking his brains to recall what happened in his previous life in 1994, to see if it could help his own development.

The professionalization of Chinese football; Baggio sent the Brazil team to the World Cup championship; Mandela became the president of South Africa; The establishment of the Three Gorges Project; the start of the Three Gorges Project; these things are either out of touch with me, or they are not in line with my current actual situation.

"A boy in our unit has earned more than 2 yuan in stocks for more than three months. More than 2 yuan, which is worth seven or eight years of salary for this kid. Guess how much he invested, only 1 yuan. It’s more than doubled. Wow, this kid took the initiative to stay without pay a year ago, and went to speculate in stocks. If you want me to say that this stock is really a good thing, I also want to try the water after the Chinese New Year. I can get him twenty or thirty thousand back.” Cao Jianjun, my uncle, was talking like he was the one who made money by speculating in stocks.

"Don't you, you don't understand stocks. Don't lose Xiaoting's dowry at that time, then she will blame you for the rest of her life." Xie Qingqiang persuaded half-jokingly and half-seriously.

Xie Wenjun was also silently saying in his heart: Yes, yes, brother-in-law, how can you, a person who doesn't even know what stocks are, to meddle in this big bear market? It's no different from throwing money into the sea. That person in your unit is just a blind cat meeting a dead mouse, just lucky.

"It's okay, just let my dad try it out. She's a pretty girl...does she still need a dowry?" Cao Xiaoting made a joke with a blushing face, encouraging her dad who stayed at home without pay to throw the money into the sea.

Xie Wenjun couldn't bear it any longer, and said: "The stock market is bearish now...not so good, only one out of ten stock speculators will make money, so why don't you join in the fun, brother-in-law, if you really want to speculate, you have to wait until the second half of the year."

All eyes were fixed on Xie Wenjun, hoping that he would explain what he just said. Xie Wenjun rolled his eyes and asked, "Why don't you read financial newspapers?"

The adults all shook their heads, Xie Wenjun pretended to be stunned and said: "No wonder, these are all mentioned in the newspapers, er... The school teacher asked us to use our spare time to read more newspapers. There is a newspaper rack in the classroom, what is the Little Bee newspaper? China Youth Daily, China Education News, and Little Bee News also contain some financial newspapers that cannot be sold. Every time a new newspaper arrives, it is snatched up by classmates. I think I read newspapers anyway, and no one reads financial newspapers. I will take a look at it, and if I read a lot, I will naturally know some things about the stock market. The recent financial newspapers are saying that you must not speculate in stocks now.

Xie Wenjun's kung fu in telling lies is really top-notch, and all the adults believed what he said. Cao Jianjun was a little interested in what he said, and asked, "Can you believe what the newspaper says? How do they know that the stock market will be good in the second half of the year?" .”

"That's what some professional stock critics said. They are professional, so how can they talk nonsense?"

How can you talk nonsense?It is an anecdote that stock critics don't talk nonsense!Xie Wenjun used his conscience to praise those "stock commentators" who recommend others to buy a certain stock, they can ride a Mercedes-Benz and drive a BMW, and they still pedal a [-] Phoenix that rings everywhere except the bell when they go to and from get off work. .

Cao Jianjun nodded: "Yes, you have to listen to professional words, and you should bear with it first."

Xie Wenjun wondered why he hadn't thought of what my uncle said. Now that I have some funds, I can speculate in stocks. This is the best way to make quick money. Dad, have you never eaten pork or seen a pig walk? Xie Wenjun decided to find time to go to the stock business hall. If the general situation does not change too much due to the butterfly effect, then the second half of the year will be the best time to enter the market First, get him a vote first, and then talk about it. If you want to speculate in stocks, you have to save up the dividends from the convenience store and the profits from the computer room.

After talking about the heavy topics, the men started to drink hard, while the women started to talk about Zhang's parents and Li Jiashou, who had a red apricot out of the wall, and who and who had a pear tree crushing a begonia, Xie Wenjun was afraid of being "pure" My heart was polluted, so I quickly called my brothers and sisters to set off fireworks.

There were already a bunch of kids gathered in the alley, and as soon as Xie Wenjun came out, his ears were almost ringing from the blast from a big electric light. The tricksters laughed happily and shouted at Xie Wenjun, "Brother, take us to blow up the cesspit."

Xie Wenjun's anger suddenly softened, it seems familiar, he used to say when he was a child: "Brother Liu Hua, let's go to blow up the cesspit together."

As soon as the boys mentioned it, Xie Wenjun was very interested. Like the "Spring Festival Gala", this cesspool is a traditional project, and if you don't play with it, you always feel that there is something missing.

Resting at attention and walking in unison, Xie Wenjun was just about to lead the group of children to march to the hut, when Zheng Gang led his younger brothers and sisters in a hurry.

"It's a good thing you're here, I'm afraid where you're going to play." Zheng Gang walked out of breath.

"What do you want me to do when you are in the Chinese New Year?"

"Looking for you to play together, you kid didn't reply to your paging," Zheng Gang complained, "Just now I met Yuan Jia on the street, and his brother took them to Liberty Square to set off fireworks, she said that she called several times today I didn't even return it to you."

Xie Wenjun said suspiciously: "It was confiscated, so it must have been broken."

Zheng Gang waved his hand: "Never mind him, I found you anyway, let's go."

"Where?"

"Fry the cesspit."

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The little girls stayed behind to release golden cudgels and little bees, and the little boys formed a "thatch destruction team", led by Captain Xie and Deputy Captain Zheng, and marched towards the latrine.

After more than an hour of hard work, almost all of the "thatched house destruction team" were injured except for the two captains - they were hit by "yellow pollutants", but they still achieved the following impressive results: blew up two wooden boards in the men's toilet The asbestos tile blasted through three holes, the urinal was blocked, and three men and twelve women were scared away, and the white walls of the men's toilet were blasted into a mottled yellow...

After Zheng Gang left, Xie Wenjun was afraid that in case someone was looking for him, he went to the canteen to find the phone and overwhelmed the station. It took more than ten minutes for the paging station to connect. He made a mistake, and then told him the message he received today.

Liu Hua, Tan Hui, Zeng Hongzhang, Li Qiang and the others left a message to wish a happy holiday. Zheng Gang asked him to call back three times. Yuan Jia asked him to call back five times but failed, and then left a message saying that he would break up with the bad guys. Qiaoqiao asked him to call back eight times. .

Yuan Jia went to Liberty Square to set off fireworks, but she couldn't find anyone. Qiaoqiao had a BP machine. Xie Wenjun thought about it and called Qiaoqiao. After putting down the phone, he bought two bottles of Wahaha fruit milk to quench his thirst.

The people in the canteen were watching this year's "Spring Festival Gala" without Zhao Benshan attentively. It happened that it was Andy Lau's turn, and the song "Water of Forgetting Love" was sung so soul-stirringly that the phone rang at the canteen when the song ended.

"Junjun, you are so bad, I called you 18 times and you didn't reply." Qiaoqiao froze and wanted to exaggerate with a 1 in front.

"It's none of my business. There's something wrong with the paging station. If you don't believe me, call and ask."

"Hey... I knew it earlier, I called and asked."

"Where are you?"

"at home."

"Why do you make me wait for a long time at home before returning."

"I want to watch Andy Lau."

"Oh, little daughter-in-law, I miss you."

"I want, too."

"I want to...kiss."

"Bastard..."

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(End of this chapter)