Rebirth of the 80s

Chapter 11 [No.011] Stupid Junior High School Students and Shrewd Primary School Students
Just as Xie Wenjun and Zheng Gang were discussing how to use long-haired photos to make them enjoyable, Xie Wenjun was shot in a cold sweat with a "snap", huh, fortunately, it's not a brick, it should be a book.

"Xie Wenjun, Chinese homework, math homework, English homework...will you hand it in?" Yuan Jia roared angrily.

"It's none of your business again." Xie Wenjun, who looked like a little lamb in front of the bad guys, became a tigress in front of me. Xie Wenjun was extremely upset, "The aunt of the neighborhood committee is comparable to you."

"What... what do you say, I will take care of everything related to discipline," Yuan Jia spread her hands, "You won't hand it in, right? Then I'll send the homework to the teacher, and you will explain it yourself."

Xie Wenjun smiled and said, "Is this how you treat your savior? I'm not the only one who misses homework. Do you have to be forced to do so?"

"Huh! You are so beautiful, you are the only one missing." Yuan Jia went to a key elementary school, and had never seen a student as naughty as Xie Wenjun.

"How is it possible..." Seeing Zheng Gang's apologetic smile, Xie Wenjun immediately understood, "Then find a few copies and I'll copy them." The little bastard actually changed his temper and didn't remind me after handing in the homework.

"No, I can do my own homework." It turned out that Xie Wenjun hadn't done it at all, and Yuan Jia gloated.

"What a fart, there's no time now, hurry up and find me and finish copying," Xie Wenjun felt that his tone was a bit harsh, and he smiled and said, "You don't want your lifesaver to be fined dozens of times for not handing in his homework, right? .”

"A savior one bite at a time, are you annoying?"

"Annoying, I'm so annoying, but I can't help it, please do me a favor, beauty, sister, beautiful sister, fairy sister..."

"Rogue!"

"Hey, how do you know my nickname? It's interesting to me?"

The tigress smiled and turned back into a little lamb: "Okay, okay, hurry up and finish copying and hand it in."

I really don't know how he got the first grade in the exam. It took a lot of effort for me to get into the top ten of the grade, Yuan Jia thought to himself.

"Because I'm a genius," Xie Wenjun found some homework, "Don't look at me like that, I know what you're thinking, I can read minds, haha..."

"Want to run?" Xie Wenjun grabbed Zheng Gang, "Xiao Gang, Xiao Gang, will you make two copies for me?"

Zheng Gang shook his head like a rattle: "Don't do it, I did too much homework yesterday, and my hands are numb."

"I don't care, whoever asked you to hand in your homework without notifying me," said Xie Wenjun threateningly, "Are you brother?"

Zheng Gang sighed, "Here we go again."

"I know this set, how about it," Xie Wenjun said with a face full of shame, "Hurry up and finish copying, otherwise it will be a waste of time if you are left behind after school, and you have to go to Zidi Primary School to do errands, be obedient and obedient." Xie Wenjun said After that, the two of them had goose bumps all over at the same time.

Zheng Gang grabbed the homework and said angrily: "Yuan Jia is right, you are a rascal."

In order to catch up with a few people before the students of Zidi Primary School got out of school, Xie Wenjun and Zheng Gang slipped out after only one class in the afternoon. It was still early when they arrived at the school, so they strolled outside the door.

"Parents will definitely be invited tomorrow." Zheng Gang trembled when he thought of his father's combined punches.

"No, the teacher won't come after school in the afternoon, unless..." Xie Wenjun thought for a while, "Unless Yuan Jia gave a small report, but probably not."

"Really, are you sure?" Zheng Gang was dubious.

"Uh... eighty to ninety percent, no, seventy to eighty percent."

"Tch, it turned out to be a guess, how do you know it won't, you are not the roundworm in her stomach."

"Anyway, I can't sue today, and it will be tomorrow." Xie Wenjun couldn't think of how to deal with the tigress tomorrow. "Tomorrow...tomorrow, we will figure out a way."

"I feel that I have improved a lot recently, and I seem to have become smarter," Zheng Gang said solemnly, "You ask me a question to test me."

Are there few questions for you?I didn’t see you answering once, Xie Wenjun pondered for a while, and said: “Okay, please listen to the question. It is said that Holmes and Watson once camped in the wild. After setting up the tent, they went in to dream about Duke Zhou. There was a cool wind blowing at night. After waking them up from the cold, Holmes asked, "Watson, look at the stars in the night sky, what does that mean?" Xie Wenjun waited for a long time, but Zheng Gang didn't respond, he urged, "Answer."

"Eh? What's the problem?" Zheng Gang looked puzzled.

"The questions that Holmes asked Watson are the same questions I asked you." With this level, there is still improvement, "Xie" Holmes can't laugh or cry.

"Oh, it's full of stars..." Zheng Gang whispered to himself, "I see, it means that the next day must be sunny."

Maybe it was some progress, Zheng Gang's answer was the same as Watson's, but it was not a standard answer, Xie Wenjun shook his head to signal Zheng Gang to think again.

"Oh, it means that the earth revolves around the stars," Zheng Gang said excitedly, "I should have guessed it right this time."

What is going on, the more guesses, the more outrageous, at this time the students are out of school, Xie Wenjun said: "Let's get down to business first, and go find your little brother."

More than a dozen elementary school students wearing red scarves stood in a line in order of height in an unoccupied alley, motionless, really military demeanor, Zheng Gang stood in front like a leader and lectured, these students are usually mischievous If it were a teacher instead, there would have been a lot of trouble.

"Are you still playing with foreign paintings?" Zheng Gang's voice was like a bell.

Students, you look at me, I look at you, some shake their heads and some nod, in fact, they are all planning to come to the alley to play foreign paintings after school, but Boss Zheng probably will be searched for such a question, so the more cunning students Shaking his head in denial.

"Obviously I'm playing, why lie to the boss," a small student walked up to Zheng Gang, and took out five crumpled foreign paintings from his pocket, "Boss, this is mine, I will contribute it first."

Awesome, Xie Wenjun secretly marveled, this kid really has the potential to be a traitor, not only sold everyone, but also flattered everyone at the lowest cost, students who play foreign paintings don’t have a hundred or ten in their pockets, the little traitor actually only uses Five cards, really smarter than a monkey.

Zheng Gang's face darkened, and the rest of the students imitated their hands in their pockets and dawdled for a long time. No one took out more than ten foreign paintings, clearly touching the tiger's buttocks. If it goes on like this, it really becomes a robber.

"You brats, I'm not trying to steal your foreign paintings," Zheng Gang suppressed his anger, "Go back and tell those who play with foreign paintings, I will buy them for two cents a piece, and I want the oldest straight paintings. Come here after school the day after tomorrow afternoon.”

Seeing everyone nodding their heads in agreement, Xie Wenjun dragged Zheng Gang who wanted to "get active" away.

As soon as the two left, the students murmured and started talking, and they didn't really believe what Zheng Gang said. Maybe they tricked us into bringing foreign paintings and grabbing enough copies at once.

Foreign paintings bought to play with old ones are rubbish, and can only be sold as waste paper. The students don’t know what to do with them if they win a lot. Of course they are reluctant to give them away for nothing. It's itchy, I don't want to miss it, two cents a piece, one hundred is two yuan, you can buy a lot of things at the stalls in front of the school, and the final result of everyone's discussion is to get a few dozen first to test it out when the time comes , if it is really robbed by the boss, the loss is not big.

On the way home, the more Zheng Gang thought about it, the more unconvinced he became: "Hey, why do you say those boys are so afraid of me? I actually mean it well. Am I... not suitable to be the boss."

"Suitable and suitable," Xie Wenjun said in a serious tone, "do the kind that doesn't require brains, is stupid."

"Tell you that I have become smarter recently," Zheng Gang scratched his head and said with a smile, "What do the stars mean?"

"It explains two problems," Xie Wenjun said with a smile, "One is that the tents of Holmes and Watson were stolen, and the other is that Zheng Gang is a big fool, haha..."

(End of this chapter)