Thousands of years waiting for a snake 1

Chapter 1

(The short article published a long time ago, if you feel that the writing is immature, and you think there are many problems, please bear with me. Let’s take a look. It’s a reverse article, Xu Xian is a girl, Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing are men, and then the gods and Buddhas all over the sky are I cleaned it up, wow haha. The second part is also released. Dangdang or Taobao should have a physical book of this article, called Thousand Years Waiting for a Snake and Thousand Years Waiting for a Snake 2, the author is me, Yogurt Baa.)
In the hot summer, the housewife likes to stay at home happily, blowing on the air conditioner, eating ice cream, watching dramas and playing games.

"Sister Xian. What's so good about this old version of The Legend of the White Snake?" Xu Xian walked through the living room, watching his little cousin holding a bag of potato chips watching the old version of "Legend of the White Snake" played by Ye Tong and Zhao Yazhi with great interest , couldn't help cursing viciously.

Why does she dislike this TV series so much, because her name is Xu Xian.That's fine, the problem is that she really hates Xu Xian in this version.Little boy, cowardly, soft ears, in the end he just escaped from reality and went to become a monk.

Why didn't Xiaoqing stab him to death with a sword at the beginning!To be able to practice in Jinshan Temple for 20 years and become a fairy, what a fairy!He should be reduced to ashes!It's a shame for her to have the same name as such a weak chicken man.But no matter how much she protested to change her name, her parents did not agree.Over time, she also recognized it.

"Cousin, you don't understand, this version of White Snake is the most classic. Look at the appearance of those gods in it, how classic." The little cousin retorted, chewing potato chips.

"There's no shit god." Xu Xian added disdainfully.

"Cousin, you despise the gods, be careful the gods punish you." The little cousin said seriously, chewing on potato chips.

"Have you finished your summer homework? Be careful, I'll tell your mother to beat you up." Xu Xian, the house girl snorted coldly, stepped forward, dragged the potato chips from her little cousin's hand, and chewed them back to her own. The bedroom went.

The little cousin moaned and complained a few words in the back, not daring to provoke her, took another bag of potato chips and opened it, continued to eat and watch TV with relish.

In the middle of the night, there was a power outage!On a hot night without air-conditioning, people sleeping on mats are like frying fish, or frying fish automatically.Turn it over by yourself, and then turn it over and bake it yourself.

"It's hot, it's hot, it's tight, it's tight..." Xu Xian felt very hot at first, but his chest felt tight. What's going on?

"Han Wen, sister, I'm sorry. My mother made this decision for your own good. Don't be too hard on it." A woman's crying kept echoing in her ears.

It's so noisy, why don't you let people sleep?

Chinese?This name is a bit familiar.Not only is it familiar, it is simply vulgar familiarity.Isn't this the word of that silly boy?

Xu Xian is so angry.Cousin, this dead child’s ass is itchy, isn’t it? Turn up the TV so loudly that it won’t let people sleep?

Xu Xian sat up quickly, and was about to yell at his little cousin, but when he opened his mouth, he became stupid.

This was not her bedroom, she was sure.This antique furniture, next to this crying woman in an ancient costume.

Oh dreaming.Xu Xian fell down straight, turned over and prepared to continue sleeping.

"Han Wen, Han Wen, don't scare my sister." The woman in ancient costume sitting by the bed panicked when she saw Xu Xian's reaction, she stretched out her hand and grabbed Xu Xian's shoulder and shook it.

Xu Xian who was shaking was about to vomit, and Xu Xian confirmed the fact with tears streaming down his face, this is not a dream, it is real.This is really true!Crossed over?

Although time travel is popular now, it doesn't mean she likes it!With no Internet, no games, and no snacks, how can a senior house girl like her feel so embarrassed?

Xu Xian sat up helplessly. Just as he was about to speak, his chest felt tight again and again.She subconsciously touched her chest, and then it was like being struck by lightning.

(End of this chapter)