Tang Bohu Marries Qiuxiang

Chapter 2 Entering the Academy

"Just your three-day fishing and two-day net reading, what can you read!" Mother Tang looked at her son with disgust.

After the meal, only Tang Guangde was left sitting at the dining table with Tang Bohu and his son, saying earnestly: "Bohu, Dad can see that your heart is not in this tavern, although you pretend to be doing nothing every day, but Dad can see that you have something on your mind, something has been holding you back."

"Father, do you have to make the atmosphere so ecstatic?" Tang Bohu poured wine for his father.

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After a meal, Tang Bohu still couldn't disobey his parents' wishes, and was led by his father on the way to the academy the next morning.

The air in ancient times was very good. Tang Bohu walked on a country road. In the impression of later generations, Tang Bohu knew that the Ming Dynasty ruled the Central Plains for hundreds of years, and there was peace and turmoil!Now under the rule of Emperor Hongzhi, the policy of this dynasty is still enlightened!The world is also peaceful, as long as the little Zhengde emperor does not cause disasters after he comes to power, the world will not be in chaos.

The academy is on the outskirts of Suzhou City, Tang Bohu finally saw this private school, and also saw a few familiar people!

"Brother Tang, what a coincidence! You're here to study too?" Zhu Zhishan came over excitedly when he saw Tang Bohu wanted to see his savior.

Looking at the dark blue on Zhu Zhishan's right eye, Tang Bohu couldn't help asking: "What's wrong with your eye?"

"Oh, I bumped into the wall when I went out." Zhu Zhishan held his eyeballs and still felt a little pain.

"Hiss...you can hit a wall in such a unique way, it's really the first time in your life!" Tang Bohu shook his fan, apparently not believing Zhu Zhishan's explanation.

"This boy refuses to be disciplined and refuses to come to school. He was beaten by the old man!" Zhu Zhishan's father looked at the two whispering children and said angrily.

Zhu Zhishan pouted aggrievedly, "Brother Tang, I am suffering..."

"Alas... the family is unlucky! The family is unlucky..." Tang Bohu patted him on the shoulder to comfort him.

"Brother Zhu! Brother Tang!" Wen Zhengming followed his father and arrived late. Just like that, the three old men and the three young men walked into the private school.

"I've met Master!" The three teenagers saluted the old Master together.

"En!" The old master nodded, after a lot of etiquette, and then under the threat of Tang Bohu and others accepting the eyes of their fathers, the three teenagers officially became students of this private school, and they were the kind who would be beaten if they skipped classes. I thought that in my previous life, after graduating from university, I was fighting for a job with a group of doctoral students, and I went to school again in a blink of an eye looking back a hundred years ago.

The private school is on the edge of the field outside Suzhou City, and Tang Bohu and the three are sitting in the private school.

"Brother Tang? Why do we have to be in the last row!" Zhu Zhishan looked at the huge classroom and said, "There is also a seat in front."

"The feng shui here is good." Tang Bohu said casually. As soon as he entered the school, Tang Bohu sat in the last row unconsciously. This is the exclusive seat for bad students, and it is also one of the bad habits brought about by his previous life.

"You still know Feng Shui?" Wen Zhengming said in surprise.

"Master is here, Master is here..." Zhu Zhishan sat upright.

It wasn't until the master stood in the classroom that Tang Bohu realized that most of the classrooms were fake, except for the serious Wen Zhengming, who basically belonged to the kind of wandering around the world, which is no different from some college students in later generations.

Sitting in front of Tang Bohu was a chubby little fat man who seemed to be looking at the book in a serious manner. At first glance, he was concentrated and serious, but his eyes were dirty, his legs were crossed, and his breathing was heavy and a little short.

Seemingly unremarkable, in fact, the vitality of the next three roads is surging, leading directly to the man's yang pass.

There is another small book inside this Book of Songs, and the women depicted in the book wear very little clothes!

Looking at the fat and white arm, Tang Bohu couldn't help pinching it, until the other party gave him a displeased look, Tang Bohu hurriedly said: "I'm sorry, I can't help it."

The little fat man turned his head and continued to read his little book.

The master shook his head reading the Analects of Confucius, and Tang Bohu and Zhu Zhishan also chatted without saying a word, from the south of the sky to the north of the earth, and from the beginning of the world to the myriad gods in the world,
The three views of these teenagers are obviously on the same level, the so-called congenial...

Just as the few people were chatting happily, the old master stopped talking, stared at the few people and said: "You are the one who wrote that Luohong is not a heartless thing, Tang Yin?"

"Boy, I feel that I am not talented enough, so I ask my teacher to correct me." Tang Bohu said so, knowing that this teacher is very dissatisfied with his performance in class.

"To be able to write such poems does not seem to be a talent, so I will test you today." The master said, "Since you can compose poems, the old man will come up with a sentence, and you will come up with a sentence. How about copying the Analects a hundred times as a punishment?"

Right pair! ?People in the Ming Dynasty already knew how to play this?

"Old man, come up with the question first!" The old master shook his head before Tang Bohu refused and said, "Hanging on the southern branch, even though the double leaves are wounded, they can stand in the wind!"

Tang Bohu thought about the first half of the sentence, the couplet of this sentence of the old master seems to be a metaphor for the officialdom of Ming Dynasty today, it seems that this old guy has great ambitions?After a few breaths, Tang Bohu said the second couplet: "Looking only at the brothel, although the breeze is blowing on both sleeves, the building is full of flowers."

"That's right!" Zhu Zhishan said loudly.

Wen Zhengming also thought about it: "It's okay for me to look at myself, and my two leaves face each other...it's okay."

The old master was also surprised for a long time, and asked the question again: "I ask you to buy a few glasses of wine, it is as difficult as a team of swans going up to the blue sky!"

"Hiss... What a difficult sentence." Everyone gasped and looked at Tang Bohu in unison, waiting for this classmate to make a fool of himself in public, and the old master seemed to have an excited smile on his face

I don't know why Tang Bohu's brain flashed, and he replied: "Ask how much you can worry about, just like a group of eunuchs going to brothels."

"It's right! It's even right?"

"But this sentence..."

The scene was quiet for a long time...

"Ahahahaha!" The little fat man first laughed loudly, "The eunuch goes to the brothel? Hahahaha...I'm dying of laughter!"

The old master angrily pulled out a few beards from his chin and shouted loudly: "May I ask who your master is from?"

Tang Bohu shook his fan and replied, "Dare to ask Master your mother's last name!"

(End of this chapter)