ruffian loves his wife

Chapter 68

Regarding Li Xiaoyou's death, it can be called the biggest accident of the year!

Some people may not believe it, but in fact the famous "Sister Li" of the underworld was indeed killed by a basketball "falling from the sky".And she was killed instantly, not even a drop of blood was seen, and before 120 was dialed, she just hung up so gorgeously, so fast that everyone couldn't believe it. It's just an illusory dream!How could "Sister Li", who was so strong that she was not afraid of a gun, be crushed to death by a broken basketball?This is not a joke!
However, this is the weirdest part of the whole incident. Why did he die so easily?Where did this basketball come from?Who is the culprit?All of this seemed to be a mystery, but the 'basketball' was taken to the top secret weapons research institution of the country. Three days later, many experts came to the same conclusion: there was nothing unusual about this thing, it was just the most common basketball.

Since then, the real cause of Li Xiaoyou's death has become another great unsolved mystery in this century.

In fact, what's so strange, isn't it that the time has come, damn it!With a swipe of Yan Wang's pen, why she hangs up is just a matter of form, is there any need to make such a big noise?Also study basketball, really boring!

In other words, money is not everything, but no money is absolutely impossible!This sentence, whether it is in the world of the sun or the world of the underworld, it is a wise saying!

On the way to the underworld, Li Xiaoyou was very loyal and gave all the famous cars, villas and countless tickets that the brothers burned to her to the two elder brothers, Bai and Hei. After a while, the three became brothers, We talked very happily, and we hated seeing each other late (of course, the last sentence only applies to the black and white brothers, Li Xiaoyou can’t wait to see them for 80 years!)...

The iron chains on Xiaoyou's hands and feet were also removed.What buddies talk about is morality, even if it violates the rules, it doesn't matter if the two brothers are black and white!Anyway, the land is far away from Hades, and their brother is the boss on this road!

"Both brothers, it's really hard work in your line of work. You don't have a vacation 24 hours a day all year round. It's time to report the situation to your boss!" Overwork, but don't need to think about her to know that office workers must be very hard!If nothing else, just doing the same thing over and over again every day is annoying enough.

These words really touched the hearts of Bai and Hei.Brother Hei shook his head and sighed,
"Hey, who's to say it's not! Sister, you're a man of temperament, brother, we won't hide it from you. The only thing we do in our escort business is just two words: aggrieved! Not to mention vacations, even sleeping in is a luxury. , as soon as the king yelled, we had to go to work immediately like dogs. And it’s not like we haven’t reported this situation to the higher authorities, but if we don’t have money to give gifts to clear up the relationship, who cares about us!”

"Huh? There will be such corruption and bribery in the underworld?" It turns out that yin and yang are separated, but there are similarities. They all love money and money!Li Xiaoyou thought in his heart.

"Compared to Yangjian, it's even worse!" Brother Bai said with indignation and helplessness.

"Since it is so dark, why do the two big brothers insist on being the lotus flower that 'comes out of the mud but not stained'? Wouldn't it be better to catch up with the pace of society and adapt to the requirements of the times by following the trend?"

"We also want to go with the flow, but where is the money to give gifts? Hey, to be honest, the monthly salary is pitifully low, and this job is very oily. If it weren't for the sister who donated generously to support our brother today, maybe our brother will be at the end of the month." We're going to be hungry again."

"So serious? I didn't expect Lord Hades to be such a stingy person." A certain woman flattered her, not forgetting to say a few bad things about their boss hypocritically to get close.

"Shh, it's enough to understand this in your heart, but don't say it out loud, be careful that walls have ears!"

"Thank you for reminding me! My little girl won't talk nonsense anymore." Looking around, she found that there were no walls or ears that appeared out of thin air, so Xiaoyou made a relieved expression, and then reminded worriedly,
"However, it is not the way for the two big brothers to go on like this. If you don't eat well and sleep well, even your iron body will not be able to bear such heavy work. And the most important thing is that it will easily lead to mental fatigue in the long run. You must know that neurasthenia has become a common disease now, brothers must pay attention to it!"

"Hey, stop talking, stop talking!" Big Brother Hei shook his head and sighed, with a look of displeasure.Obviously this has long been a heart problem for him.

Xiaoyou also shut up wisely.Changing the subject, "The two eldest brothers are at a suave age, there must be many beautiful female ghosts chasing you?"

"Without money, no one will look at us brothers. Besides, we have nothing to look forward to." Another serious problem for the two of them, no wealth, no appearance, and no power!
However, after hearing this, Xiaoyou just smiled heartily, patted the shoulders of the two elder brothers to explain,

"Hey, big brother is wrong. No money is only temporary. With the two big brothers as people, they will be able to make great achievements in the future. It is just around the corner. Moreover, big brother must not underestimate your looks. Not only is it not a disadvantage but it is a great advantage.”

"Well, how do you say that?"

"The two big brothers have personalities, with clear water chestnuts and a sense of security, especially the domineering eyes, the nose, handsome! And the mouth, the tongue, I have never seen it in my life for so many years. As sexy as big brother!"

"Really?" The black and white ghosts squinted their eyes and smiled, holding hearts with both hands. This seemed to be the first time they had been appreciated by a beautiful woman in thousands of years, not to mention how beautiful they were!
"Of course, my little sister, I have never told a single lie. Everyone knows this principle!" Li Xiaoyou raised his chin and said proudly.

Of course she 'never told a single lie' as she generally lied and never told more than one!
"Also, does eldest brother know where his greatest strength lies?"

"I don't know." Brother Hei answered eagerly, and both brothers looked at Li Xiaoyou eagerly, expecting the affirmation from her mouth.

Li Xiaoyou also lived up to expectations, cracklingly began to brainwash the two of them, wearing a high hat,
"It's the big brother's sense of security. Girls nowadays, those who pay attention to appearance are hypocritical. What's the use of a man with a handsome face? It can't be used as food, can't be used as money, and it's easy to cheat and have affairs! Really good As for women, what they care about is the inside. The sense of security is a very, very important factor. Generally, most beautiful girls will find a man who feels safe to live with."

"You mean that our two brothers can marry a beautiful wife?" His eyes were red and his mouth was drooling. He really was a pervert!Li Xiaoyou slandered in his heart, then corrected him solemnly and solemnly,
"I didn't say that, I just said that under normal circumstances, in short, eighty to ninety percent of the beautiful girls in Yangjian will marry a man who can give her a sense of security. As for whether the two big brothers can find that It depends on your own creation."

"But, girl, since we are so good, why haven't there been so many beautiful female ghosts who have confessed their love to us?" Brother Bai asked.

"Do you even need to ask? I'm shy!" A certain woman continued to talk nonsense. Lying and deceiving people have always been her strengths.

"Don't think that girls nowadays are so open-minded. In fact, they are still embarrassed to speak up when they meet a man they really like! Maybe there are too many women in this hell who have a crush on the two big brothers!"

"I said why those female ghosts don't dare to look at me directly. It turns out they are shy, haha..." The two brothers, Black and White, have finally opened their heart knots for many years. They laughed happily, and they felt so refreshed. The poor two have been completely brainwashed. It is estimated that from today on, there will be two more super narcissistic guys on the road to the underworld!
The two brothers who received a lot of benefits from Xiaoyou, and were "enlightened" by her, felt that even ghosts should repay their kindness and not take advantage of others for no reason.So he decided to secretly send her a gossip as a gift in return.

'Recently, the higher-ups are looking for a suitable soul for her to return to the world and live for another person. 'Brother Bai covered, and Brother Hei cautiously whispered in Li Xiaoyou's ear.

After hearing this, Xiaoyou was very grateful, burst into tears, and praised the two eldest brothers for their loyalty, they are good buddies!But the bottom of my heart is secretly happy, this is the investment with the highest return rate she has ever done.You know, it doesn't happen often that you buy your life with money!Although it's just a chance, it's a thousand times better than nothing.

On the way to the Palace of the King of Hell, she walked silently, and glanced around from the corner of her eye. The atmosphere here was gloomy, cold, and gloomy, and the most important thing was that there were no ghosts coming or going.Li Xiaoyou knew that this was an excellent opportunity, so he quickly took out the jewels, diamonds and jades from his bosom, and stuffed them all into the imp's pocket. Glaring at her hard, he reprimanded loudly,
"Be honest, don't look around, and don't scratch your ears and make small moves." After speaking righteously, he secretly touched the things in his pocket, and the kid raised his mouth in satisfaction.I nodded happily in my heart, um, not bad!Feels good and has ample weight.

After half an hour, it was finally time to be interrogated by the boss of the underworld.

"You have been in the world for 20 years. During this period, you killed 460 people. Most of them were evildoers, but many of them were innocent people. You maimed [-] people and injured countless people. You instigated your subordinates to do evil and indulge The little brother does whatever he wants... (Because there are too many crimes, the middle is omitted)..." The boss of Hades frowned more and more, why are there so many, he is thirsty!
After another half an hour, everyone breathed a sigh of relief, and finally it was the last moment.

"Finally, the verdict is that because Li Xiaoyou has done too many evils in the underworld, it is unforgivable, and he should be sent to the eighteenth level of hell, suffering from mountains of knives and seas of fire, deep-fried and boiled..."

Li Xiaoyou listened boredly, what came to mind was not the torture, but lamenting that he would not be able to sleep peacefully in the future.

But for some reason, a certain King Yan who was impassioned about the crime and the way of punishment suddenly stopped and looked at the kid next to him with weird eyes. He just reminded him that this woman is probably the most suitable soul.

Yama's expression was very complicated, as if he didn't believe it, he stared at the sleeping woman below and looked again and again, shaking his head secretly in his heart, he really couldn't see that she had the appearance of a queen!
"Ahem!" Yan Wang deliberately reminded the person who had gradually closed his eyes.

Li Xiaoyou, who was just about to fall asleep, was awakened, habitually wanted to get angry, looked up, uh!Things don't seem right.She remembered, this is the Palace of the King of Hades, not her home!In an instant, the fierce look in his eyes became docile.The speed is so fast that all the ghosts sigh!
Hades pretended not to notice, and since she was one of the candidate souls, he began to ask formulaic questions.

"Next, I'll ask you a few questions, and you have to answer them honestly."

"Okay!" Li Xiaoyou cheered up and listened attentively. After all, this is related to whether she can sleep well in the future.I heard that there are often cries of unjust ghosts and wild ghosts in hell, which is very noisy, which especially makes her dislike it.Therefore, it is best to go to the sun to sleep, haha...

"First question, what would you do if you encountered a very ferocious beast in the forest?"

"Conquer it or kill it." Li Xiaoyou yawned inwardly, she couldn't help it, she hadn't closed her eyes for a whole day, and she just listened to the 'scriptures' for so long, no wonder she wasn't sleepy!After a short rest, she opened her mouth again, and just about to say something, she was interrupted by Yama's excited words,

"Okay, very good. The first pass!"

The sleepy Li Xiaoyou was scared away by the roar, passed the level?She hasn't finished yet!If the opponent is too strong, she will definitely hide as far away as possible.But Hades didn't give her a chance to add more, and she didn't want to explain any more, after all, the important thing is that she has already passed, right?

"Second question, what do you think about the story of 'Beauty and the Beast'?"

"I don't have much opinion, I'm just envious and a little curious."

Li Xiaoyou has always been envious of those who make up stories, they don't need to fight or kill, and they conquer a large number of people with just a swipe of a pen; unlike her, there are only a few thousand brothers under her busy "wake up early and wait late" every day; and what she is curious about is How do you feel when you mate with an animal? Is it more enjoyable than doing it with your own kind?

However, a certain high-ranking person automatically understood that, 'she envied that beautiful woman to have such a chance, and wondered what the beast looked like. '

This kind of thinking basically meets the requirements, and she can barely pass it. After all, there are very few people who can break through the second level, and 90.00% of the [-] souls are eliminated in the first level, so Hades intentionally released the water.

"One last question. What kind of children do you think 'Beauty and the Beast' will have? Feel free to play."

Why is it always a beast? I'm so tired of it. When she saw him, she had a beast face.Li Xiaoyou was a little annoyed by the question, but the situation was stronger than others, so she endured it for the sake of the future!
"From a scientific point of view, it is impossible for different species to have offspring. However, you must know that there are many things in this world that are unreasonable. For example, in the place where I am now, even the most powerful detectors cannot detect it. , so, as I see it..."

"how?"

"In my opinion, they will have two very smart and cute babies, and they will be twins."

"Why? Can you tell me the reason for your conjecture?" Yan Wang asked, a little curious about where her unreasonable but so sure idea came from.

Seeing a certain 'beast face' looking like an interview examiner, and thinking of the gossip she got from the black and white elder brothers, Xiaoyou felt that her happiness was right in front of her eyes, so her emotions were high, and she seemed energetic in her answers. energetic,
"Think about it, a child born of two people from different countries is already very smart, let alone a human and an animal, the blood will be mixed, can't it be smart and cute!"

Hades thinks so too, those blue-eyed, white-skinned, black-haired mixed-race dolls automatically appear in his mind, they are really cute!This statement is reasonable, but,

"How do you explain the twins?"

"Well, I heard that beasts are very strong in that aspect. There are more than a dozen babies at a time, so two are just conservative estimates." This is just what she heard, and everyone is using "beasts, beasts" Do these words refer to those men who are very skilled in bed!

A certain person's face turned black after hearing this, and he's not a pig, how could he give birth to so many at a time? !

However, generally speaking, the answer to the third question is pretty good. This unique idea deserves extra points, so I chose her!Go to work early and relax early, Yama basically made up his mind to let her go to the human world, but he still asked the person's opinion symbolically,

"If you were given a second life, but in the ancient times when there were no cars, no electricity, and no pistols, would you like it?"

The most sacred moment finally came, Li Xiaoyou straightened his body, bent his mouth at 45 degrees, absolutely dignified and serious, and answered seriously, "I am willing!"

In ancient times, it didn't matter if she had nothing, as long as there was a big comfortable bed for her to sleep peacefully, it didn't matter where she went!
However, the servant of Hades didn't tell her that he didn't even have a bed!hateful…. .

When Li Xiaoyou opened her eyes full of expectation with a happy smile, ready to welcome a better life, she suddenly found that the rebirth obtained by wasting so much money and passing through three levels in a row was so humble that she wanted to go back to Hades... The temple is angry.

(End of this chapter)