Movie tycoon

Chapter 670
The celebration was over and Chen Xiaotang wanted to go home. Fatty Wang Jing picked his teeth with a toothpick and said he wanted to go back with Chen Xiaotang.

Chen Xiaotang was surprised, "Why are you going back with me?"

The fat man looked at the long-legged beauty Wang Zuxian, "I'll save you from harming the little girls!"

Chen Xiaotang was speechless, is his character that bad?

Fatty obviously didn't move the ladder if he couldn't eat grapes.

Helpless, Chen Xiaotang had no choice but to bid farewell to Wang Zuxian and others, and got into the car with the fat man. The fat man said cheerfully, "That's right. Don't be a man who values ​​sex over friends."

Chen Xiaotang: "I haven't settled with you yet, you're just a pervert, why are you still labeling me like this?"

After hearing this, the fat man immediately looked at Chen Xiaotang with a very surprised expression, squinted his eyes and tried to widen them, and said, "A Tang, do you know that you are insulting the word pervert!"

Chen Xiaotang: "...?!"

Not sure why.

The fat man began to spit righteously, "Is it easy to want sex? As a pervert, self-cultivation is very important! You must sublimate sex into an art. Do you understand? A visual art, an art of action, so that ladies can go Enjoy! And the first element of being a pervert: being gentle. As a pervert, being gentle is very important. You can talk about Madonna’s revealing incident at Michael’s concert in a gentle manner, and then sigh loudly: Why am I not a big star Chen Xiaotang? Then in a gentle way In his appearance, he secretly said: I am a gentle scum!"

"The second element of being a satyr: humor. Humor is the element of language, for example, you can say a pornographic joke with cultural connotations. This is not to say that you are the afternoon, I am a hoe, but it means 'today, I want to sprinkle my sunshine on you!' The third element of being a satyr: Shameless. What does a satyr need a face? How much is a face worth, I buy several tons of it. In my pocket, I take it out from time to time to look: Wow, I am so handsome! The fourth element of being a pervert: elegance. What is elegance? For example, if you say catch Mimi to a pretty girl, you can say it is a pretty girl, can you borrow it? Mimi took a look; or said: Sister, let me try how big my hands are. The fifth element of being a pervert: depth. Depth is a problem. No matter how cool a man is, without depth, he cannot attract people's attention. How deep is this depth? For example, invite your sister: Let’s discuss the issue of the strange fate of life together tonight!”

Enthusiastically listening, Chen Xiaotang couldn't help opening a can of beer... He thought to himself, this fat man can really boast.

"The sixth element of being a pervert: innocence. Innocence is not pretending to be tender. We perverts are too late to pretend to be old. Where can we have time to pretend to be tender? The meaning of innocence is to point to the clothes of a beautiful girl and say innocently: "My sister, what's inside your clothes?" What is it, let me see if it is the same as mine. The seventh element of being a satyr: innocence. Satyrs are not evil, and evil people can only be ghosts. How can they be innocent? When others are talking about When watching small Japanese movies and the like, act surprised: You are so good or bad! People only watch live performances..."

"Puchi!" Chen Xiaotang couldn't bear it anymore, and sprayed the fat man's face with a sip of wine.

Fatty Wang, who was talking vigorously, might as well have Chen Xiaotang come up with this trick, and he was sprayed all over his face.

Wiping his face and shaking his hands, the fat man said, "Even if you have an opinion on me, you can keep it for now, there's no need to be so cruel!"

Chen Xiaotang's face was not red and his heart was not beating, he said righteously: "Scum like you, everyone can kill him!"

The fat man shrugged his shoulders: "Okay, even if you eliminate harm for the people... stop in front."

"What, are you angry?"

"No, I'm afraid I'll die if I hang out with you any longer..." The fat man jumped out of the car.

"Are you really not angry?" Chen Xiaotang asked.

"No." The fat man shook his head.

"It doesn't look like it."

"Oh, I saw it. If you really feel ashamed, you can just give me thousands of dollars and let me go outside to the wine pool and meat forest to get drunk and dream..."

Chen Xiaotang: ".....??!!"

"Do you want a slap?"

"No need!" Fatty immediately refused, "I'm not out of stock in this area!"

Chen Xiaotang ignored the fat man, and said to Aaron: "Drive, let's go back."

The fat man jumped up from behind, "Let me tell you first, I'll kill the chicken, and sign your order as usual!"

Chen Xiaotang was speechless.

When I got home, before I entered the door, I heard my mother Li Shuzhen yelling inside: "What are you doing with all these things? It's not for the New Year, let alone praying for God!"

"You don't understand." It was the voice of my father Chen Fugui, "Now our Tang Zai has become a justice of the peace. It is because the ancestors have spirits. We must sincerely pay homage to him!"

Li Shuzhen didn't seem to be very enthusiastic, "When our family was down and out and Tang Zai was hiding from debts and was about to run away, why didn't you see your ancestors appearing? Did you travel abroad? Or did you move collectively?!"

"You mother-in-law, what you say makes no sense. Of course you have to worship your ancestors if there is a happy event in the family. Could it be that you worship the mahjong tiles in your hand?"

"Tsk tsk, are you turning a corner and complaining that I like playing mahjong?"

"Who dares to speak of you! Who are you? The boss of this family, you will talk about whoever is disobedient... No one can bear it!"

"Ah, Chen Fugui, what's wrong with you today, your tail is still up to the sky, figure it out, you are the son of a justice of the peace, not you!"

"Tch, my son's is mine, and mine is my son's. We don't know each other!"

Seeing that the two people in the room were about to quarrel, Chen Xiaotang had no choice but to open the door and go in, and said with a smile: "Oh, Mom and Dad, you are all here!"

"Hmph!" Mother Li Shuzhen turned her face away.

"Hmph!" Father Chen Fugui didn't bother to talk to her.

But seeing that there were fruits and other tributes on the table in the house, as well as incense burners and other objects, and all the accessories for worshiping the gods, it seemed that Chen Fugui had spent a lot of effort.

Chen Xiaotang pretended not to know the inside story, "This is..."

"Come on, Tang Zai, come here, your ancestors kowtow and burn incense. Now that you are an official, you can be regarded as a glorious family!" Chen Fugui pulled Chen Xiaotang, and gave him the lit incense candle.

Chen Xiaotang couldn't laugh or cry, what kind of official is a Justice of the Peace, at most it is a good title.

But in the eyes of an honest person like my father, I'm afraid this title is really "grand" and "important", so that my father dares to challenge my mother's prestige and engage in such tricks.

Chen Xiaotang glanced at his mother Li Shuzhen, her mother didn't tell him to do it, nor told him not to do it.

So Chen Xiaotang held a long incense, towards his family's ancestral tablet... I don't know where my father picked it up, it was almost rotten... I bowed three times very respectfully.

Chen Xiaotang's solemn and respectful attitude made his father Chen Fugui very satisfied. He wanted to follow the example of the elders on TV to stroke his beard, but found that his chin was bald... Well, it seems that it's time to grow a beard ...

It wasn't until Chen Xiaotang finished paying respects to the ancestral tablet that Chen Fugui said: "Okay, clean up, let your mother cook tonight, we two have a drink!"

In fact, a long time ago, when there was no one at home, such as holidays, my mother went out to buy vegetables or go shopping.Dad would take a bottle of white wine and put it on the coffee table, then take two cups and set them up before coming to Chen Xiaotang's cabin, facing his son who was obsessed with the intense plot of a certain novel or the low-pitched melody of a certain tape, Said softly: Come, let's have a chat.

When this happened for the first time, Chen Xiaotang was a little surprised and not used to it.Although, my dad didn't object to him drinking, and he never said anything about him when he went out to drink, but when he thought of sitting at the table drinking with his father, he always had a strange feeling.

Dad didn't notice it, or pretended not to notice it, and turned to the living room.It seems to tell him clearly that you have to come or not.

Dad never asked his son to pour wine.He carefully picked up the bottle and poured a glass for his son, and then for himself.Then, he started acting casually and chatting with his son.

Sitting on the small bench opposite to her father, Chen Xiaotang would feel very relaxed.Sometimes, he would stand up suddenly, pat the table and argue with Laodou.Dad looked at him with a tolerant and even conniving expression, and a sly smile would appear on his lips.

Such secret activities, the mother and sister will not be aware of, the father and son always clean up the mess before they come back, and then do their own things.Most likely, Dad was sleeping, while Chen Xiaotang continued to read his books and listen to his tapes.

Today, it is rare that my father Chen Fugui yelled "I want to have a drink with my son" with great fanfare. I thought that even if my mother Li Shuzhen would not "happyly accept", she would "go with the flow". He said angrily: "I want to eat, you go out to eat! I don't feel well, go to sleep first!" He went upstairs with a thud.

Dad Chen Fugui's eyes are wide open, he's too shameless, he's too embarrassing, he's been a coward at home for more than [-] years, but he's still in front of his son... If the tiger doesn't show his power, you'll be like a sick cat!

Ever since, Chen Fugui rolled up his sleeves and yelled: "Today, I will strengthen my husband!"

Chen Xiaotang was beside him, "Dad, let's go out to eat."

Chen Fugui: "..."

"It's better to go out to eat, so you don't have to wash the dishes!"

Under his wife's years of prestige, Chen Fugui still "borrowed the donkey".

Putting on his coat again, Chen Xiaotang and his father Chen Fugui left the house together.

At the door, the Alonghu brothers, who were the royal bodyguards and personal drivers, hurried over. Chen Xiaotang smiled and said to them: "You guys go back and rest first, Dad and I will walk around casually."

Aaron and Ahu saw him like this, so they had no choice but to say goodbye to Old Man Chen, and before leaving, they said to Chen Xiaotang: "If you need to call for anything, we will be there as soon as possible!"

Chen Xiaotang smiled and said, "Don't worry, I will."

Aaron and Ahu breathed a sigh of relief.

One must know that now Chen Xiaotang's personal safety is not only his personal concern, but also concerns the entire Moying Entertainment Company and the lives of thousands of people!

So, he doesn't belong to me!
(End of this chapter)