Movie tycoon

Chapter 554 A song "Not Drunk" shocked the ward

Chapter 554 A song "Not Drunk" shocked the ward

As soon as the news that Chen Xiaotang was going to be interviewed by reporters at the hospital was released, it immediately caused a huge tsunami in the entire media circle.

"Lafite, an interview is about to take place!"

"Chen Xiaotang is going to be interviewed by the media!"

"Outside the account, the big star Chen Xiaotang is coming back soon!"

……

"Choose! Come back to your size, and I'm still there!" When Chen Xiaotang saw the news in the newspapers, he couldn't help shaking his head and laughing.

Immediately afterwards, the media began to mobilize. In an instant, the entire St. Mary's Hospital became the foothold of the major media. There were crowds of people inside and outside the hospital, and people stretched their necks to look inside.

Inside the hospital ward.

"Mr. Chen, this time you singled out the three major martial arts gyms in Hong Kong. How do you feel?" A reporter asked excitedly holding a microphone.

If anyone knew this reporter, he would definitely say, hey, isn't this the newest and most popular Lu Adong from "Oriental Daily"?

That's right, this person is Lu Adong, the upstart in the media that Chen Xiaotang single-handedly picked up.Ever since Chen Xiaotang kept breaking the news for him, Lu Adong has become a rising star in the media circle from an obscure little reporter.

Of course, Lu Adong always remembers that everything he owns is bestowed by Chen Xiaotang, so no matter when, he treats Chen Xiaotang, a big star, with the mood of repaying his gratitude.

As for Chen Xiaotang, since he was going to be interviewed, why bother to make money for outsiders, it is better to let Lu Adong come to interview, so amid the envy of many reporters, Chen Xiaotang nominated Lu Adong to come forward for an interview.

Regarding Lu Adong's question, how does it feel to single out the three major martial arts schools? Chen Xiaotang pondered for a while and said: "This time I feel that I have a new understanding of the Hong Kong martial arts circle. I have never underestimated the martial arts. , As for the rumors from the outside world, they are all ghosts made by people who have nothing to do. I, Chen Xiaotang, can assure you that I have always respected Chinese martial arts, and this time the misunderstanding with the three sects, I also hope that after this contest, Turn hostility into treasure."

"So, do you think you lost or won this competition?" Lu Adong continued to ask.

Chen Xiaotang smiled and said: "It doesn't matter whether you win or lose, the most important thing is that I have regained my confidence in Hong Kong martial arts!"

"Then where did you learn your kung fu, and why is it so powerful?"

"This is a secret of the master's sect, so you can't reveal it at will, everyone should ask other questions!" Chen Xiaotang made a fool of himself.As for the so-called master's school, it is purely fabricated by him, there is no way, only in this way will it appear more mysterious and more topical.

"Mr. Chen, it is rumored that what you use is the boxing technique of the Xingyi School, so the head of the school said that losing to you is not a loss. What do you think about this?"

Pick, that head grandson is too reckless, such a reason can be said!

Chen Xiaotang despised Master Sun's shameless face, and said with a smile: "These words make sense. In fact, martial arts in the world come from Shaolin, and all schools and schools return to their sects. Therefore, no matter who wins or loses, they will compete behind closed doors. It's not true!"

Since that headmaster Sun is so shameless, Chen Xiaotang is simply generous once. Aren't you getting in touch with us? Then why are you getting in touch with everyone.

Sure enough, Lu Adong praised without losing the opportunity: "Mr. Chen, you are really virtuous and honest!"

Chen Xiaotang had a cheeky face, and said modestly: "I'm overwhelmed, these are what I should do!"

Seeing that Chen Xiaotang and this reporter Lu Adong sang together, complementing each other like singing a pair of reeds, the other reporters around were a little dissatisfied, what do you mean, when we didn't exist, we were ignored, and felt like being left out like Nishinomiya Niangniang.

They looked at Chen Xiaotang helplessly, how longing for his luck, especially a female reporter couldn't help stretching out her hand and said: "Tang Zai, can you also give us a chance to interview first?!"

Chen Xiaotang froze for a moment, nodded to signal Lu Adong to pause, and then said to the female reporter: "Of course, what do you want to ask?"

The female reporter coughed and said, "We really want to know, do you think you have surpassed Bruce Lee in real kung fu? Because some people compare you to Bruce Lee second, but your fans and movie fans disagree, thinking that you are better than Bruce Lee. Bruce Lee is even better!"

"This is the "New Express" controlled by Yongsheng. Answer carefully!" The fat man Wang Jing approached Chen Xiaotang with a smile, and introduced the background of the reporter in front of him. He vaguely pointed out this question and tried not to answer it!

Chen Xiaotang pondered for a moment, he remembered that he had just told the popular Zhou Xingchi and Li Lianjie that before he became really popular and established himself, he must treat the media politely.Questions can be answered cunningly, but it is best not to avoid answering them, as it will easily annoy the reporter!
But now Chen Xiaotang's own status is different, because he is too popular, already unreasonably popular, if he is still so cautious, he will be questioned as having no character.

The reason why Xie Tingfeng became popular in the previous life should be because he had too much personality. On the stage, he either threw the guitar or stomped his feet and cursed at him. Even if his wife gave him a cuckold, he still had a personality and said: "I believe her!" Then, after becoming a film star and becoming famous, he seized the opportunity to fire his wife.

Therefore, if you want to be an unusual big star, you must be different, endure what others cannot bear, grin when you are stabbed, and occasionally play a little bit of temper to prove your existence.

Now, Chen Xiaotang started to play petty temper, he smiled and said: "Who said that? Get him out, I want to spank his ass!"

As soon as the words came out, people couldn't help nodding, look, this Chen Xiaotang is really smooth, they knew he would say that, he would rather be humble than offend Bruce Lee, although Bruce Lee has been dead for a long time, his fans are all over the world. If you go too far, you will provoke their criticism.

Just when everyone thought that Chen Xiaotang was going to avoid this topic by playing tricks, Chen Xiaotang unexpectedly continued: "Damn him, Bruce Lee is my most respected idol, even if I am really better than him, don't say it, everyone Just hide it in your heart and know it!"

boom!faint!
This is too shameless!

What's the meaning?Chen Xiaotang is more confident than Bruce Lee? !

This is too powerful, right? !

So those reporters got to the bottom of it and asked, "Tang Zai, do you mean that you are better than Bruce Lee?"

Chen Xiaotang chuckled: "I didn't say that, you said it!"

The reporters fainted again, this Chen Xiaotang was too slippery, he couldn't catch his mouth like a loach.

Needless to say, the following whole scene became Chen Xiaotang's exclusive stage to see how he played with these media reporters.

As Chen Xiaotang expected, almost all the questions asked by the reporters were based on kung fu.However, Chen Xiaotang is not an idiot. Fatty Wang Jing has arranged for him to ask questions inside: "Lafite, you are going to have a concert in the red hall this time. I wonder how the preparations are going?"

stupid!This time, not only Chen Xiaotang, but also Fatty Wang Jing himself could not help cursing inwardly.When this guy asks, even a fool can guess that it's a trust, it's too obvious!
But Chen Xiaotang still wanted to act in a full set, and finally changed the topic, it would be a pity not to answer.

"You have a good question! In fact, I have been preparing for this solo concert. Now it is November, and I will sing on December 25th, which is Christmas Day. For this reason, I have With the support of the fans, they have offered their suggestions, saying how to design and arrange the stage, etc... But it’s still too early, as far as I know, during the Christmas season, many big stars have already made reservations for the red hall Performance, so whether I can sing in the Red Hall in the end depends on the right time, place and people, of course, there are other stars who will appreciate it, give me a chance, let me walk in the Red Hall in style!"

"According to what you said, if the red hall is occupied by other singers, what will you do?"

"Well, I also have a plan, that is, if the Red Pavilion fails to open, we will go to another place. As long as the place is wide enough, and it can accommodate enough people and beautiful, everything will be OK!"

"Hehe, Lafite, you are really easygoing, so you really don't mind losing your first time so carelessly?"

"...Choose, this question..." Why did Chen Xiaotang feel like a girl who lost her virginity? !
"This is an interesting question. Everyone has an unforgettable first time in their life, and I think that as long as the fans are happy and the fans are happy enough, everything is worth it!" Chen Xiaotang completely brought himself into a high-level bitch Not only is the service thoughtful, but the service attitude is also super good.

The reporters were immediately moved by Chen Xiaotang's selfless "bitch spirit".

At this time, some reporters were unwilling to let Chen Xiaotang control the overall situation and led them by the nose, so they stood up and asked: "Although Yongsheng Entertainment's movie "Waiting for Dawn" lost to "Jing Wu Heroes" at the box office, it has already been sold. What do you think about nominating the next Hong Kong Film Awards?"

Yes, everyone is very curious, how will Chen Xiaotang answer, is the box office or awards important?
Would Chen Xiaotang make such a choice? !
In fact, the Chinese people value awards more strongly than anyone else. Not to mention the Hong Kong Film Awards, even a small gold man Oscar has attracted countless great directors in previous lives!

Among the many well-known Chinese directors in the previous life, there is only one person who is proud of Hollywood and has achieved the glory of several Oscars, and that is the great director Ang Lee!Once with the martial arts film "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon", once with the GAY film "Brokeback Mountain", and again with "Life of Pi".

So much so that some film critics wrote ironically that there is no doubt that Ang Lee is the sinner of Chinese movies through the ages.Since this Taiwanese man became popular in Hollywood with his unconventional martial arts film "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon", he has become the nightmare of many major art film directors in mainland China.The Oscar statuette was always teasing the vanity and jealousy of these big directors, making them toss and turn, and wanting to turn their blood into acetic acid and pour it on Ang Lee.

As the saying goes, monks can touch, but I can't?Ang Lee can get it, but I can't?Great directors who have always had their eyes above the top will never admit this kind of mentality, but their achievements in the past few years have unmistakably shown that everyone has Ang Lee in their hearts, and they are driven madly to produce many RMB-burning films. stupid thing.Jealousy makes people crazy, and crazy people will reduce their IQ infinitely. The only use of their crazy moves towards Oscar is to let them look at the picture of the statuette and let the national audience help them figure it out. Find a moment of mental and physical pleasure.

So the three famous mainland directors Zhang Chenfeng came out one after another, one was busy working on "Hero", another was busy working on "The Promise", and the third was working on "The Banquet".

It's a pity that the mental retardation and clumsiness shown in these three films have reached an unattainable height, eclipsing all the Golden Raspberry Award-winning films.

The first heart attack was Xi Shi, the second was Dong Shi, and the third was Sister Furong.The three famous directors spent hundreds of millions of RMB to understand this simple truth.

And what about Ang Lee?He jumped out of the martial arts circle a long time ago, made a GAY film, and easily won another Oscar, and it was an orthodox award, even higher than the best foreign language film award.

This time poured a basin of cold water on domestic directors.If they shoot martial arts, we are not afraid to follow suit; but now they are shooting gay movies, what can we do?Those radio and television masters even forcibly deleted the certificates in "Mission: Impossible 3", let alone the two men hugging and kissing. This is not in line with the atmosphere of a harmonious society.Didn't you see that it has been five years since the filming of "Lan Yu" was completed, and only then was the castration DVD allowed to be released secretly.

Later, the three major directors learned to be smart. When filming, you can't just imitate, you must have connotations!
Do you understand the connotation, the connotation is him~Mom, many people can't understand it, and the subtle feeling of licking the judges' cold buttocks is nowhere close to the audience!
So the three directors Zhang, Chen and Feng continued their efforts without hesitation on the road of "disgraceful"!
One is working on "Golden Armor" and "Thirteen Hairpins", the other is working on "Mei Lanfang", and the last one is working on "Revisiting the Past [-]". I think it has enough connotation, and I can get a nomination or something. , but the result was still a failure, and he was directly kicked out by Oscar and returned to the country.

Just when the three directors sighed and shouted, you guys don't understand art at all, Lao Li ran ahead again, causing us stupid directors to be golden breasts for a while, thirteen hairpins for a while... all stripped of this Come on, you have a boy and a tiger again, are you going to exhaust us to death?

It is precisely because of the Chinese people's unique "heavy taste" plot for awards that the Hong Kong Film Awards have become a favorite of many movies.

Therefore, at this moment, the reporter asked Chen Xiaotang what he thought about Yongsheng's film being nominated, but "Jing Wu Hero" was not.

Facing this very tricky question, Chen Xiaotang still smiled calmly and said, "I can do whatever I want with awards, and I can also do what I want at the box office; I can't have both, and I can't help it, haha!"

No one would have imagined that Chen Xiaotang would peel and swallow such a hot taro in such a cunning manner with a single sentence.

Those reporters were even more stunned!
However, a reporter immediately responded, "Mr. Chen, there is another question we want to ask you. Now that you have become very popular in acting, as a singer, screenwriter and director, which one do you like the most? Haven't gotten lost?"

This question is quite serious, Chen Xiaotang thought about it seriously, as if he was talking to himself: "I have never lost. I should have known that I am a creator, I am not a star, what I like is creation. I no longer have the idea that I want to be a star, I want to be very famous, and if one day I don’t become famous, I will be miserable. The reason why I am still active in acting on the big screen is because these works still need my joining; If one day I have to choose between a director and an actor, I think I am more suitable to be a director! Because directing is a kind of creation...Of course, acting is also a kind of creation for me. But I am a Creator, within the scope of film creation, I really want to do many more important things, and I want to do it well." Chen Xiaotang smiled, calmly.

"Do you think Mr. Chen Xiaotang has a business mind?" The reporter found another way, and even handed the microphone to Chen Xiaotang's partner, Fatty Wang Jing.

Fatty Wang Jing laughed out loud.He has known Chen Xiaotang for more than three years and has collaborated in many films. He was the first director to film with Chen Xiaotang that year. The "God of Gamblers" made Chen Xiaotang a household name in Hong Kong.He asked rhetorically, "Are you trying to tease me? The box office of his new movie in mainland China is so high. Would I say he has no business acumen?"

Chen Xiaotang himself admits that his film creativity is being used more and more in business. "For me, what is the most important and valuable thing? In fact, it is the idea itself. A good idea of ​​a movie can bring great joy to everyone, and it can also bring great value. A certain star also has It’s expensive, of course it’s different. Creativity itself is the ultimate, real, core value, but we’re not serious about getting that right.”

As a newly promoted [-] million tycoon, every word Chen Xiaotang said has become a compass for many filmmakers to start a business in the future, and Chen Xiaotang has also become the object of worship of many successful people. In the future, he will be called the leader of the film business empire First class godfather!
As the interview continued, the atmosphere in the ward gradually became warmer.

Sure enough, as Chen Xiaotang and Fatty Wang Jing expected, some reporters asked Chen Xiaotang to practice kung fu!
Chen Xiaotang smiled like a European aristocrat, and gestured for today's look: "It's not suitable today, how can I say that I'm still in the hospital, or a patient... You all feel sorry for me, why don't you sing a song to make up for it, and replace the wine with a song , thank you for your support!"

At this moment, the music gradually started to play, Chen Xiaotang leisurely looked at a large group of people staring at him, the corners of his mouth slightly curled up, he closed his eyes to find the feeling, and gradually spoke out:

Drink and get drunk tonight
The real man put his life here to open the bottle and blow it directly
Don't be afraid of anesthesia, sleeping all over the street in embarrassment

My eyes are red, my head is heavy, I just tasted it...

When the song was sung here, the reporters were all dumbfounded, ahhh, what kind of song is this?So rascally? !

And this melody, this tune, is too painful for his mother!

Is there such a song in Hong Kong?
The answer is no!
Listening to it for the first time!
Music of this taste is national language!
Niang's head, these lyrics seem to have a Beijing flavor of Mandarin!

So much so that all Hong Kong reporters rolled their eyes collectively, while some Taiwanese reporters who speak good Mandarin listened with gusto. If there were mainland reporters, they would probably jump up for joy, my mother, I finally heard the local accent!

In fact, the song Chen Xiaotang is singing at the moment is a masterpiece "Not Drunk" by Huang Bo, a famous comedy star in his previous life, and it is the theme song of the micro-movie "2B Youth's Life Without Drunk".Once this song was released, it became popular at the drinking tables at home and abroad, and it was taken out of men's and women's toilets. It can be said that wherever there are young people, they like to hum the lyrics. They are youthful and rebellious, and they like this super 2B lyrics and style. .For this reason, Huang Bo also specially shot the MV of this song underwater, and the effect was quite good!

In order to express his gratitude to many reporters, Chen Xiaotang sang this song "Not Drunk" with songs instead of wine. In fact, Chen Xiaotang wanted to use this song to express his diligent pursuit of the film path, and told everyone that this It is also his "non-drunk life".

Those reporters had heard such "avant-garde" songs, and when they heard them suddenly, they felt shocked, burnt on the outside and tender on the inside, smoldering, and sprinkled with sugar one by one, it turned into sweet and sour pork tenderloin...

Chen Xiaotang still didn't know anything, closed his eyes and reveled in his own song:
Oh brother, don't forget to raise your glass

You can't lose your gun even if you're covered in wounds on the battlefield

Pay attention to what is meaningless, just exchange red and white together
Great heroes shed blood but not tears

If you don’t believe me, a bottle of Erguotou still won’t fly...

I picked, even Erguotou came out, what is it if it is not a mainland song?The reporters suddenly realized that what Tang Zai sang was actually a song with a mainland style. How could he suddenly compose such a monstrous song? !
After all, Cantonese songs are king in Hong Kong. Even if you sing Mandarin, you can still sing with tenderness, lyricism, and nostalgia... There is no one like Chen Xiaotang who sings this kind of "rogue"!

In fact, Chen Xiaotang's song is not a hooligan, but too common, so common that these media reporters can't get back to it for a while.

"This is a disaster, Chen Xiaotang's reputation as the God of Songs is about to be ruined!"

"Wow, Tang Zai is going to be unlucky, this song is too nonsense!"

"Hey, no matter how good a singer is, he sometimes gets off topic!"...

All the reporters shook their heads and sighed, lamenting that Chen Xiaotang had suddenly created such an unsightly departure.

But Chen Xiaotang is still the same, still singing with his throat:

Come on bro, don't forget to raise your glass

You can't lose your gun even if you're covered in wounds on the battlefield

Pay attention to what is meaningless, just exchange red and white together
Great heroes shed blood but not tears...

Gradually, the reporters nodded their heads involuntarily and shrunk their necks, swaying as if possessed by Chen Xiaotang, and what's more, humming along with them... It seemed that they were already on the death-defying wine table, The Erguotou is full, the toasts are staggered, and the wine is boiling!

You have a glass and I have a glass, everyone is drinking and blowing to the bottle!
Two little bees, flying among the flowers!
Fifteen twenty, twenty five!
Come to McDonald's, what to eat, hamburger, hamburger!

Hello brothers, eight horses! ...

It's good that these reporters have gradually become obsessed, led by Chen Xiaotang to become obsessed.

The song sung by Chen Xiaotang seemed to have a powerful demagogic power. Those female reporters were better off, but the male reporters had already "shown their beasts" and "shown their true colors", and they were just about to start a fight with each other at the drinking table.

And the most unlucky ones were the patients in this hospital. When Chen Xiaotang sang, it happened to be the moment when they got needles in their buttocks, so... screamed again and again!
Afterwards, someone said: Chen Xiaotang's song has caused countless asses!
(End of this chapter)

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