Movie tycoon

Chapter 547 Worship To Kill You
It is said that Chen Xiaotang was interviewed by a reporter from Hong Kong "Ming Pao" after the movie "Fist of Fist" became popular. The topic started from the heroism of his movie. Chen Xiaotang said:
"In reality, being a hero is very bitter, not as frustrating as everyone thinks; especially the saying that beautiful women love heroes, which confuses most people, thinking that being a hero must be very cool; in fact, anyone who becomes a hero is There is no way out, and you have to do some very difficult things with your head on your head. For example, if the house is on fire, you must rush in immediately. If you are mentally ill and kill someone with a kitchen knife, you must immediately pretend to be pork and accept the test of the kitchen knife... "

When narrating this passage, the first thing that popped up in Chen Xiaotang's mind was Tan Yonglin's version of "The Legend of Huang Feihong". At the beginning, there was a huge wave, and the national hero Huang Feihong was swept into it. Come out with aquatic plants and crabs.Then a few short monologues, what would happen without Huang Feihong, the plot is super funny, the house is on fire, Huang Feihong was kicked in by the people around him to save others, street fighting, Huang Feihong, who was watching the excitement with his hands in his hands, was caught by the people around him Pushing it in, the bruises all over the body are very hanging.

"Heroes are so miserable, but why do we all like such characters? To sum up the reasons, there are too few heroes in real life!" Chen Xiaotang said this very emotionally. "The current society is too rich and utilitarian. The spirit of "everyone is for one and one for everyone" in "72 Tenants" has long since disappeared. When doing things, the first is money, and the second is heart. The old man fell down on the road, and no one dared to go up to help him. He was afraid that it was a trap to extort money! When he saw someone snatching a bag, the first thing he did was to run away to avoid getting burned, instead of stepping forward to stop it. Yes, Hong Kong’s current economy is very Well, but the spirit is bad! It's even bad!!!"

"Finally, I just want to say that I hope that through the movie "Jing Wu Heroes", everyone's heroic ideas can be awakened, and the spirit of helping others and not being afraid of violence will flourish!"

After Chen Xiaotang answered the question, there was thunderous applause.

"Tang Zai, we support you!"

"Rafi, we will definitely do it!"

"Hong Kong needs heroes, let's all work together! Oh yeah!"...

Who would have expected that, as a movie star, Chen Xiaotang's appeal in the interview would be spread by everyone, so that Hong Kong's "spiritual civilization construction" will be greatly improved in the next few years, making the governor of Hong Kong Mr. He could not close his mouth from ear to ear, while being praised and rewarded, he wished to call Chen Xiaotang "Dad".

As for Chen Xiaotang, during this period of time, in order to promote his film, he spared no effort in accepting interviews.Therefore, the popularity once again became popular, so popular that it almost made the colleagues in the entertainment circle numb.Whenever Chen Xiaotang walked on the street, people would rush towards him like a tide, surrounding him, vying to see his true face, or saying hello to him, or asking him to sign, or shaking hands with him.At this moment, Chen Xiaotang could still maintain his calmness and joy.

But soon, the crazy actions of fans and fans made him feel distressed.He found that he no longer had freedom, and even his parents and younger sister were "deprived" of their freedom.Those crazy fans started chasing him, more crazily than before guarding the door of the company, stalking him, secretly taking pictures of him, which made him burnt out, and even his makeup skills didn't work, because even if he "turned into ashes", everyone would recognize him!
But these are nothing.What made Chen Xiaotang a little frightened was that there was actually a large group of dinosaur girls Tyrannosaurus who yelled, "Tang Zai, I love you! I love you so much that I love you to death!"

And Chen Xiaotang's phone number was known to the fans somehow, and the ringing kept ringing all day long, making the noise unsettling.Such calls are usually answered by my mother Li Shuzhen. The fan's voice is trembling with excitement, chatting endlessly about his (her) feelings about Chen Xiaotang's movies, how he admires Chen Xiaotang, and asking Li Shuzhen to convey his respect to Chen Xiaotang.

Mother Li Shuzhen definitely belongs to the type of top-notch eighth-wife, who often chats with those movie fans for a long time as soon as she receives a call, making those movie fans who were originally harassed become harassed and want to hang up immediately. cut off the phone.

Seeing that the phone bills at home were soaring, his father Chen Fugui felt distressed, so he applied for a new phone number. Not long after, the indomitable movie fans called Chen Xiaotang's house again.

Chen Xiaotang was about to go crazy, but his father, Chen Fugui, was one step ahead of him. The old man had recently passed menopause, and his sleep quality was extremely bad. Be honest and loyal to his wife all his life. Occasionally, the old man who only likes to read adult magazines and grab his crotch gets mad and rages at movie fans on the phone, but he still can't stop the phone call.

As a son, Chen Xiaotang feels very sorry for affecting the quality of life of the whole family by himself. In addition to his mother Li Shuzhen, who is more and more lively, his father Chen Fugui and younger sister Chen Xiaoxiao are seriously depressed. lack of sleep.

Chen Xiaotang couldn't figure out how to reveal the secret, so he had to be more cautious and stopped giving out his phone number to colleagues, relatives and friends easily.This caused many people to misunderstand, thinking that Chen Xiaotang became more and more arrogant after becoming famous.After Chen Xiaotang learned of the situation, he had to call to explain in turn, which made him feel very depressed.

But even more depressed than Chen Xiaotang is his elder sister Chen Xiaoxiao. Once, Chen Xiaoxiao went to the market to buy food, and was recognized by movie fans. They surrounded Chen Xiaoxiao to watch and asked her elder brother Chen Xiaotang's situation.More and more people gathered, Chen Xiaoxiao was trapped for more than an hour, and finally the police came forward to rescue this unlucky girl Chen Xiaoxiao.

Chen Xiaotang encountered such situations more frequently.When he is in a good mood, he will stop for a while to greet and chat with fans; when he is in a bad mood, he will ignore it, and then perform the eight-step rabbit skill of chasing cicadas and lingering waves, and slip away.

Because of being "too popular", Chen Xiaotang complained to his good friend Andy Lau: "Hua Zai, you don't know, I feel like I have lost my freedom these days. Wherever I go in Hong Kong, fans will be like a flood." Surround me; people in the martial arts are also challenging me. In the dark theater, the usher will come to me, shine a flashlight on my face, and then ask me to sign. In the restaurant, I drink The soup always goes cold because everyone there from customers to chefs line up to get my autograph or just to see me. Do you think I'm miserable?! Woah, it's so miserable!"

After listening to Chen Xiaotang's bitter complaint, Liu Dehua said, "If possible, I would really like to suffer these hardships on your behalf..." There was an expression of extreme envy on his face, and the corners of his mouth snarled.

Chen Xiaotang raised his middle finger, pick, show off!I didn't expect you to be so abused!

But what made Chen Xiaotang feel uncomfortable the most was that one night he received a very strange call.

It was around eight o'clock in the evening, and Chen Xiaotang rarely had time to have a meal with his family at home.Suddenly the phone rang.

Chen Xiaotang was surprised, who would call at this meal time?Could it be that Indian star Zhou Xingchi came to eat again?
After answering the phone, a hoarse voice came from the other end: "Tang Zai, hello!" The voice was strange and eerie.

Chen Xiaotang was taken aback, "Excuse me, who are you?"

"It doesn't matter who I am, the important thing is that I adore you and like you very much, I like you so much that I want to kill you!" The voice continued to be sinister.

Chen Xiaotang: "Choose, who the hell are you, stop playing tricks!"

"I'm not playing tricks, you know, who is the person I admire the most? It's Princip who assassinated Archduke Ferdinand and started World War I! It's Chapman who assassinated John Lennon, the soul of the Beatles ! I think they are all heroes! It is they who created the later legends!"

Chen Xiaotang started to get a little annoyed, is this a bullshit fan playing a prank now? !
"It doesn't matter who you are. Please don't make such jokes again!" Chen Xiaotang spoke fiercely.

"I'm not kidding!" the eerie voice continued. "There is nothing in this world that can maintain glory forever, unless he dies at the most glorious moment! I can help you... As long as you are killed by me, you will be immortal in history, and people will remember you, just Be like Bruce Lee and become an undefeated myth forever! Quack quack!!!!" The voice seemed a little excited and excited.

Chen Xiaotang can be sure that the other party was either joking, or his head was teased and he was kicked by a donkey.

"I don't have time to talk to you!" Chen Xiaotang no longer played such pranks, and hung up the phone directly.

"Who is it, Tang Zai, who is calling?" Dad asked.

"It's nothing, it looks like our family is going to change their phone number again!" Chen Xiaotang didn't want to worry his family, so he stopped mentioning this matter.

On the other end of the phone, in a gloomy, dark room, a man with a strange face was putting down the phone.
"Interesting, it's interesting, haha! Don't believe me? Think I'm crazy? You're crazy!"

"Oh, by the way, what's that song that praises lunatics? Quack quack quack, I'm a little expert in selling newspapers! No, it should be, I'm an ugly duckling, babbling!"

This man's singing is terrible. If it is said that others sing for money, then he is terrible.He is tone deaf, his voice is super desert, without any sense of moisture, like an old duck in estrus, begging for love from a female duck.Even so, he still sang with relish and high spirits.

Humming a song, the dark man stretched out his hand, touched a rough artificial bullet, picked up a piece of equally rough sandpaper, and began to polish the bullet in his hand...

"One, two, three, four, five, go up the mountain to fight tigers, tigers don't eat, they only eat those big villains, no, only eat those big stars, those hateful guys, quack quack!"
Suddenly, boom boom boom!

Someone knocked on the door.

Before the gloomy man could react, the dilapidated wine glass man kicked it away.

A tall figure appeared.

Click, the light was turned on.

The gloomy man looked up and saw the charter woman with a cigarette in her mouth and a hairpin on her head, squinting at herself, "I'll fuck you up, don't think that I don't know you're here unless you turn on the light!"

"Give me another two days, and I will pay the rent!" the gloomy man said deeply.

With a "slap", the charterer slapped the gloomy man on the forehead, "Don't pretend to be serious with me, if you have money, take it out, if you don't have money, get out!"

The mysterious and strange aura that the dark man had originally maintained was completely wiped out by this slap.

"Ahem, I really don't have any money, so just give me another two days!" It was almost a pleading tone.

"Big your head, damn it, if you don't get out, I'll kick you out!" the charter woman said viciously.

"Then, let's save face first, don't force people too much!"

"How about I forced you?!" The charter woman kicked the gloomy man in the stomach, making him grin his teeth.

"I'll give you face, I'll give you face, do you want more!" The charter woman kicked a series of invisible kicks, making the dark man scream.

"Forgive me, can't I pay the money?"

"Have money? Foolish, if I don't take it out sooner, I'm going to spend so much effort!" The charter woman put her hands on her hips and stopped with a wheeze.

The dark man was trembling with a bruised nose and swollen face, and took out 500 yuan from the sole of his shoe.

"I hate it, it's hidden in the sole of the shoe, doesn't it stink?!" The renter covered her nose, took the money, and said to the gloomy man, "Remember, pay the rent on time next month, or else the old lady will pay the rent on time." Sweep you out!" After speaking, she turned her big buttocks and left.

The gloomy man was bitter, "Wait, one day, I will give you—beep~!" The gloomy man made a shooting gesture to the back of the charter woman.

The charter woman just turned her head and saw clearly. "You dare to beep my old lady, you are looking for death!" A bear paw slapped the dark man to the point of slapping him!
"No, no, you misunderstood, I was just playing around!" The dark man hurriedly explained, but a violent beating was still inevitable.

In the small room, the gloomy man sat on the ground, his cheeks were bruised, his nose was bleeding, and his hairstyle had already been spoiled into what genre, perhaps Beastism... the whole person squatted there lifelessly.

On the wall of his room, there are countless posters and photos of Chen Xiaotang. On the posters, Chen Xiaotang is smiling brightly and gloriously.

The gloomy man wiped his nosebleed, stood up with his hands on the table, then opened the drawer, and took out a homemade pistol from it, with an excited smile on his face again, "Wait, you guys Those who bullied me, one day, I want you to know that I am not a pile of mud, I want people in Hong Kong and even the whole world to know that I killed the big star Chen Xiaotang! It was me! I will be famous , definitely will! Hahaha!" Laughing wildly. ………

If there is anything that can make Chen Xiaotang happy recently, it is undoubtedly three things.

The first thing: The tertiary film "Sex Is Empty", which was launched by Moying Entertainment, sold very well in foreign markets, especially sex comedies like this are especially popular among young people in Thailand, Malaysia and other regions.Especially in South Korea, the original place of this drama, many Korean men and women flocked to the big movie theater to leave this drama, and commented on the plot in it, a "Chinese whirlwind" appeared.And as several actors of this play, they have also opened up their popularity in the foreign market. Ouyang Zhenhua, Tao Dayu, and the heroine Wen Bixia and others became popular overnight.

But this is not a big deal, the most important thing is that some people pointed out that there are some passionate scenes in this film, which are the most well-known big star Chen Xiaotang in Hong Kong and the new sexy goddess Wen Bixia in person, so many Chinese and foreign movie fans Everyone, one after another, walked into the cinema again and began to watch carefully --- which part of the play is it? !

Due to the above reasons, this medium-to-low-cost production with a total investment of less than 300 million yuan managed to earn more than 3000 million box office in Hong Kong and foreign markets within one month, creating a new milestone for comedy films!It also allowed the brand of Moying Entertainment to gain everyone's fairness and recognition again.

The second thing, needless to say, is the box office hit of the recent "Jing Wu Heroes". The box office of "Jing Wu Heroes" directly exceeded 300 million on the premiere day!Undoubtedly broke the Hong Kong premiere record again!Three weeks after its release, the box office soared to 3000 million Hong Kong dollars, breaking the box office record of "God of Gamblers" created by him!The number of viewers reached up to 3 per day, breaking the record of Hong Kong's history of viewing movies... This series of breaking records is simply dizzying, and of course Chen Xiaotang is very happy.The most important thing is that in just two weeks, this movie has already helped Moying Entertainment earn nearly 3000 million box office in Hong Kong, and in the external market, Singapore, South Korea, Japan, the United States, etc. After its local release, the box office also reached an astonishing 1500 million US dollars!Friends are US dollars, not Vietnamese Dong!Converted into Hong Kong dollars, it is 4500 million Hong Kong dollars, so it can be seen that the box office of this movie will exceed [-] million just around the corner!
One last thing: Wu Tianming, who represents the mainland, after inspecting the movie "Jing Wu Heroes", contacted the high-level cultural officials in the mainland overnight, and finally talked about the discussion. The cultural department in the mainland is represented by Xi'an Film Factory Reached an agreement with Hong Kong Magic Shadow Entertainment Company, the two sides are mutually beneficial, and Jincheng cooperates. In the future, the movies of Magic Shadow Entertainment will fully enter the mainland market, and the box office profits will be distributed according to the standard of 11% to [-]%.In other words, from the moment the contract is signed, the drama "Jing Wu Heroes" can immediately enter the mainland market, and [-] billion people are eagerly waiting for the "adventure" of this drama!
Of course, in order to start the campaign of looking north to Shenzhou, Chen Xiaotang cleverly took out "Li Lianjie", a "golden signboard" that is very useful in mainland China.

Chen Xiaotang shook hands and said to Li Lianjie: "Ajie, be obedient, I have already prepared a parade float for you in the mainland, as long as you are willing to stand on it and shout a few times, our "Jing Wu Heroes" will be considered a success !"

Li Lianjie burst into tears, "Brother Tang, why don't you go?"

Chen Xiaotang: "The main reason is that I'm busy!"

Li Lianjie: "But I think it's like playing monkeys."

Chen Xiaotang: "...?!"

"For the sake of the company, just bear it once!"

Li Lianjie: "But I'm afraid I won't be able to pass the test."

Chen Xiaotang: "When you close your eyes and grit your teeth, you will be oppressed by a ghost!"

Li Lianjie: "...?!"

I don't understand, should I go on a float to yell, or go to a brothel to sell myself? !

(End of this chapter)