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Chapter 496 The Highest Realm of Being a Man (Part [-])

At noon, Wen Bixia's father, Kitchen Knife, wanted to treat guests to dinner. He said that he first wanted to thank Chen Xiaotang for his help, second, he had never been with such a big name, and third, he hoped that Chen Xiaotang would take better care of his daughter in the future.

Seeing that he couldn't refuse, Chen Xiaotang had no choice but to agree to him.Of course, Fatty would not let go of this opportunity to grab a meal.

The restaurant serves Chinese-style Yan Bao Chi, it's rare for Daddy Kitchen Knife to enter such a "restaurant", and he doesn't know much about it, so he just brings up the good ones.

Chen Xiaotang wanted to talk to persuade him, but the kitchen knife father said it was not giving him face.Then he said that he has been in the army for so many years, he has been with all kinds of people, he has a bold temper, and he doesn't like those people who are chirping.The fat man added oil and vinegar to the side, saying yes, seeing that Uncle is that kind of temperamental person, why should you and I care too much, and then said that Uncle, you are better than Lord Mengchang, and you have the style of a general, but unfortunately it is not in troubled times. Soldiers turned into generals.

What he said made the old man so beautiful that his mouth began to mumble, talking about how he was when he was a soldier of the country~min~dang~.

"Once we fought against Little Japan and found the entrance of the enemy's tunnel by the river. The entrance and exit of the tunnel were dug so small that only one person could crawl in. Needless to say, a forced attack is not acceptable. So I Our platoon leader used the walkie-talkie to request urgent instructions from the regiment command post for reinforcements of two flamethrowers. As for us, the big fellows will lie in ambush at the entrance of the cave, and the one will wait for the rabbit.” Father Kitchen Knife spoke vigorously, his eyes shining, It seems to have returned to the era of raging wars.

"It wasn't until after one o'clock in the afternoon that the flamethrowers sent by the regiment didn't come over, because there were no cars, they came by running. Huh-huh-huh. That flamethrower is really awesome, and the fire it spouts is like a long dragon Same. A few minutes later, we started shouting: Surrender quickly, you have nowhere to escape! The tunnel was deadly quiet. Half an hour later, the platoon leader excitedly said to me, his grandma’s bear, this time all Burned to death, you immediately send people down the tunnel to search.”
"I heard that we were going to go to the tunnel, and we stared at each other, scared in our hearts, who knows what kind of ghosts will come out of nowhere. At this time, the platoon leader took out the box and said that you don't move, and you will be shot! Dogs Damn, what should I do? Let’s go! So I spread my legs apart, put my head on the edge of the road, and just tested the submachine gun at the entrance of the tunnel. With a bang, a bullet was shot out of the tunnel, hitting On the wooden butt of my submachine gun, I was so scared that I almost peed my crotch!" Father Kitchen Knife didn't feel ashamed, he said it very truthfully.

Chen Xiaotang couldn't help asking: "What happened later, did you go in?"

"Oh, at that time, our platoon leader was furious. He hugged a light machine gun, aimed at the tunnel crossing, pulled the trigger and swept wildly... But that son of a bitch Japanese just kept dying, and he kept attacking Shooting outside. The platoon leader was stunned and yelled at the two fire-breathing soldiers, trash, you fucking trash!"

Daddy Kitchen Knife was spitting and yelling "trash" at the fat man, which made the fat man who was biting the pork bun very depressed.Although he also likes to listen to stories, he doesn't want to be scolded as the unlucky guy in the stories.

Fortunately, this is a private room. If you sit in the hall, everyone will probably look sideways at this side.

Wen Bixia also felt that her father's storytelling went too far. After all, Chen Xiaotang and Fatty are both people of status, so she took her father's arm with her hand, and the old man was a little "gentle", took a sip of tea, and once again Start talking.

"Seeing that the platoon leader lost his temper, the fire-breathing soldier with a few bright pockmarks on his face explained that the tunnel must be very complicated, otherwise the people inside would not be roasted into suckling pigs with these two fire-breathing guns Another fire-breathing soldier dug out a large bag of chili powder from the satchel behind his back, and said to the platoon leader in a f*cking way, why don’t you try this simple method. Our platoon leader scolded him. What a fart!! The flamethrower is also a stubborn donkey, so he said that this is the hottest chili powder in their hometown. It can kill a 100 kg pig with a price of two. They tried it on the mountain a few days ago , it is very useful for dealing with complex tunnels. The platoon leader waved his hand and said, then you can try it. So the fire-breathing soldier put on a gas mask, poured chili powder into his satchel, and picked it up with a long sweet bamboo pole. Then, dipped in gasoline and ignited it and stretched it into the cave, and the other pointed it at the entrance of the cave with a flamethrower. After a while, smoke billowed in the tunnel..."

Both Chen Xiaotang and Fatty were attracted by the vivid story of Daddy Kitchen Knife.In fact, filmmakers like them like to listen to some interesting stories, so as to facilitate the creation of inspiration.

"Don't tell me, this method is really effective. After about ten minutes, I saw a Japanese soldier with tears and snot on his face, covering his eyes with one hand, holding a pistol in the other, screaming wildly, crawling from the entrance of the cave. Because he couldn't open his eyes, he shot randomly around, we killed him on the spot, and the body rolled into the river. At this time, the platoon leader slapped us and said that grandma's bear, we must catch him alive Yes, life is valuable, you don’t want the ocean, I still want it!” The kitchen knife daddy said this, he laughed, “Listen carefully, the wonderful things are coming soon!”

For so many years, few people like to listen to him tell some stories on the battlefield, and his son and daughter are even impatient to hear it. Unexpectedly, today he caught two people who didn't like to listen to "storytelling". The old man was very excited.

"Guess what, after a while, six Japanese women climbed out from the exit of the tunnel one after another. They were unarmed and naked, like six loaches emerging from the cracks in the ground. All of them covered their eyes with their hands. I don't know what flax is falling in my mouth. I don't know if it's a wild horse. I was only 6 years old. It must be admitted that this is the first time in my life that I have seen a naked woman in such a real way... I am really moved Thousands!"

Chen Xiaotang and Fatty Wang Jing were dumbfounded when they heard this, and it took a long time to realize that old man, this guy is not serious.

Wen Bixia was even more shy, she didn't expect her father to tell such an embarrassing thing.

After the old man finished speaking, he suddenly said: "So, a woman's body is very precious. If it is not because of the war, it will be well protected from outsiders... Just like the scenes you are filming now, although you say I have learned so much, but I only know that my daughter’s body is not something everyone can see. She is not the kind of casual girl, and I am not the kind of dad who is blind to money! Chen Sheng, you gave me 5 Ten thousand yuan, I just bought it for comfort, not to sell my daughter, do you understand?!"

Only then did Chen Xiaotang understand that the old man looked rude, but he had a lot of eyes, and it was strange that he had been telling the story for so long, so he was talking about this matter.

"Uncle Wen, you are overthinking. In fact, I didn't treat you as an outsider from the beginning. As I said, all artists who join Moying Entertainment are members of this big family, and you relatives , I will not treat it as an outsider!" Chen Xiaotang said very earnestly, at least he saw a trace of father's love for his daughter from the old man.

The meal was rich, at least the fat man's stomach was rolling, like a toad that had eaten too much, which made people laugh.Chen Xiaotang didn't eat much, because his father kept persuading him to drink.It can be said that Chen Xiaotang completely opened his arms to drink.

The kitchen knife daddy is also a master of wine, after all, those who have served in the army can drink well, so he and Chen Xiaotang have a drink together.The two of you had a drink, and I had a drink. Not long after, the old man looked at Chen Xiaotang with admiration. In his eyes, a person who tastes good wine and holds a good amount of alcohol must be a good person.

So the old man started to call Chen Xiaotang brothers and sisters, talking about the past, how he raised his children, how hard he was, how hard he was, how he could do nothing but be a soldier, and he liked to gamble, which made him My wife and daughter are going to work to support the family.As he spoke, the old man started to cry, which made Chen Xiaotang flustered. Fortunately, Wen Bixia took care of him, so there was no big trouble.But the problem is, if the old man is drunk, who will pay? !

Chen Xiaotang was in charge of sending his father back, and Wen Bixia was in charge of staying by his side, so, the fat man was dumbfounded, could it be me who was taken advantage of? !

In the end, he guessed it right. When the manager of the restaurant handed the bill to the most expensive guest with a smile, the fat man looked at it and said, damn it, 5000 yuan!

"Did you make a mistake? It costs 5000 yuan to eat such a small amount of food? I think you should stop opening restaurants and just rob banks!" the fat man said bouncing.

"Dear guest..." The manager of the restaurant remained calm. "You spent a total of two thousand on this table..."

"Look, isn't it, I said you are too many!"

"Hehe, no sir, the other [-] are the dry goods you ordered before you left, including premium abalone and bird's nest..."

"Ah, abalone bird's nest? Who called it?"

"Hehe, it's that old gentleman!"

"Him?!" Fatty fainted.

Pretend to be a pig and eat an elephant!I actually figured it out!

Here, Chen Xiaotang moved the kitchen knife daddy to the bed with great difficulty, so that he could sleep more comfortably.Wen Bixia did not expect that a super big name like Chen Xiaotang would be so easy-going and amiable.For a moment, I was so grateful that I didn't know what to say.

Seeing her excited expression, Chen Xiaotang said, "Don't say thank you, as long as we shoot the show together in the afternoon, it will be fine."

"En!" Wen Bixia nodded vigorously.

Only then did Chen Xiaotang smile and leave.

As soon as he left, the old man jumped off the bed like a carp, ignored his stunned daughter, looked out and said: "Young boy, you are still a little tender, when it comes to acting, I am the best actor!"

"I saved a lot of food money, and I also caught a large amount of abalone for work! Who said that we soldiers are stupid, we even wiped out the Japanese devils, and we can't beat you bean sprouts! Wow quack!!!" The old man put his hips on his hips and laughed.

"Oh, I almost forgot, we leave on time at three o'clock in the afternoon..." Chen Xiaotang just turned around and came back, seeing the lively old man Wen.

The smile on the old man's face froze, and he looked at him like a clay puppet.

Chen Xiaotang also looked at him.

"Oh, I'm drunk again!" The old man fell headlong on the bed.

(End of this chapter)