Movie tycoon

Chapter 3 Salty Wet Old Beans
At the round small dining table, Chen Xiaotang had no appetite for a bowl of preserved egg and lean meat porridge.

Father Chen Fugui picked up a roasted goose leg with chopsticks and said, "What, no appetite?"

With a mournful face, Chen Xiaotang glanced at the cheap old mother Li Shuzhen who was still murderous, and said, "Who can handle such a thing?"

Li Shuzhen's eyes turned white, "What, you mean I overdid it?"

Chen Xiaotang hurriedly covered her ears, "No, I didn't mean that ---- you are doing it for me!" Oh my god, I can't pull it anymore, I'm about to become a rabbit!
"That means the food I cook is not to your liking?" Mom squinted at him.

Chen Xiaotang was alert, "How could it be? I haven't eaten home food for a long time, I miss it so much---" made a look of intoxication.

"Then why don't you eat?"

Chen Xiaotang tried hard to squeeze out a little bit of shame, and said: "It's not because of me, I'm ashamed---look at me, I'm such a big person, but I will only make trouble for you! I don't work hard , I will just idle around and let you two elders suffer, I, woo, I am not human! I am worthy of being a good boy! I am a bastard! I am a scum! I am..." Raise your slap high and raise it lightly Falling down, hitting himself in the face.

"Ah Zhen, look, our son has become much more sensible after this incident!" Chen Fugui comforted him.

"Don't be deceived by him! This son of yours was born to me, and I know how cunning he is!" Li Shuzhen said this, but the complexion on her face improved a lot.

Dad Chen Fugui just smirked.Perhaps in his mind, no matter how cunning this son is, he is his own seed, so can he not feel sorry for him?

"Mom, are you willing to forgive me?" Chen Xiaotang asked carefully.

"I didn't say that." Li Shuzhen put a roasted goose leg into Chen Xiaotang's bowl.

"Oh, only a mother is good in this world, and a child with a mother is like a treasure!" Chen Xiaotang sang a nursery rhyme shamelessly, flattering a little too much.

"Pfft!" Mother Li Shuzhen couldn't help laughing out loud, but she immediately realized that she had made a mistake and put on a majestic posture, "Do you know that you made a mistake now?"

"Well, I see."

"You know you're wrong, why don't you eat it quickly?!" His mother gave him a hard look.

Chen Xiaotang immediately immersed himself in the meal.Don't say it, I'm really hungry.Roast goose leg, tastes good!

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After eating dinner and washing up, Chen Xiaotang came to his bedroom—or the kennel.

I choose, is this a place where people live?Looking at this bedroom which is not much bigger than the toilet, Chen Xiaotang couldn't help sighing.

There is only a space of about ten feet, and there is nothing to put on the outside of a bed. The bottom of the bed is full of miscellaneous things—even a large bag of fragrant rice.Are you using this as a warehouse for a restaurant? !
In addition, there are various pictures of beauties and celebrities posted on the wall, but Brigitte Lin and Zhong Chuhong are the most. In particular, Zhong Chuhong's bikini photo has many handprints on the chest and buttocks, which have obviously been touched many times.

Chen Xiaotang stepped towards his bed, but with a bang, he hit his head.It turned out that the roof was too low and hit the head.

"Wow, it hurts me to death. Just now it was my ears, but now it's my head. How can I be so unlucky!" Chen Xiaotang muttered.

"Hey, Shanzi, what are you mumbling about?" Dad Chen Fugui came in obscenely.

"Oh, I didn't say anything, I just said it's too small here!"

"Be patient, don't let your mother hear this, if she hears it, she will scold you again! If it weren't for you, we wouldn't be living in such a difficult situation!" Chen Fugui groped up and down Chen Xiaotang's bed.

"what are you doing?"

"Find my inventory."

"Inventory? What inventory?"

"Stinky boy, pretend to be confused with me again! Hey, we have------!" Chen Fugui cheerfully took out a pictorial magazine from the mezzanine on the top of the bed.

On the screen is a very coquettish woman.The title of the pictorial has three big characters --- "Dragon Tiger ~ Leopard"!
"Dad, are you a magazine?!" Chen Xiaotang said in surprise.

"Hush, keep your voice down, it would be terrible if your mother heard it!" Chen Fugui scratched his crotch obscenely. "This is an adult magazine, very eye-catching!"

"Pleasant? It's just a woman, what's so good about it!" Chen Xiaotang casually turned it over and threw it to him.

"You don't know this. As the saying goes, looking at a beautiful woman for 5 minutes a day can increase your life by ten years! I don't have that life. If I look at an old sow on the street, I will report to your mother, let alone It’s a beautiful woman! So I had to watch this thing to comfort my dry heart! As the saying goes, since ancient times, the beauty is so unlucky, how can the moon shine in the ditch!”

"Father, this poem...you are too talented!" Chen Xiaotang was ashamed, it was difficult for this old cook to compose a sentence like this.

"Of course, how can I say that your father and I also studied at Xiangjiang St. Francis Xavier's College?"

"St. Franciscan College?" Chen Xiaotang was taken aback, "It seems to be very famous."

"Of course they are famous. Movie stars Li Xiaolong and Xu Guanjie both graduated from this middle school. Speaking of which, one of them is my senior brother and the other is my senior brother." Chen Fugui said proudly, grabbing his crotch.

Needless to say who Li Xiaolong is, the song god Xu Guanjie is now famous in the whole of Xiangjiang, and he never thought that his father had such a "relationship" with them.

"Father, since you are so capable, why don't you become a star like them?" Chen Xiaotang joked.

"It sounds nice, but it's not because of you---"

"I————? No way, why am I in your way?" Chen Xiaotang asked in surprise.

"Why don't you get in the way? If your mother didn't happen to be pregnant with you at that time, I wouldn't have been forced to drop out of school. I would have married your mother and started a family!"

"Oh, it turns out that you bought the ticket after getting on the bus. It's trendy!"

"Why get on the bus and buy a ticket? What nonsense are you talking about? I just couldn't control it back then, it was windy and rainy, there was no one in the dark night, and your mother only wore underpants, so that's why---"

Suddenly Chen Fugui came to his senses, "Stinky boy, what are you doing so clearly?" He tapped Chen Xiaotang on the head with the "Dragon Tiger Leopard" in his hand, "Remember, don't follow your father's old ways. Career is the most important thing, you can't delay your life's future by being greedy for a moment of happiness! Especially women, you must be vigilant against them. Since ancient times, heroes have been saddened by beauty, and your father and I are a living example!" After finishing speaking, Chen Fugui stuffed the pictorial back to the original "Help me put it away, I'm going back to report to your mother——all such precious time was wasted on you!"

"You always go away, you always kneel down!"

"Any you big! Brat, what haven't you learned, you will be glib!" Chen Fugui muttered.She wanted to leave, but she seemed to think of something again, and she turned around and said, "Remember, Shanzi, sleep well, don't think about anything, everything will be fine when you open your eyes tomorrow!" After saying this, he left.

From behind, looking at his slightly bent back, Chen Xiaotang suddenly felt sore for some reason.

(End of this chapter)